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Found this comment on Youtube, thought it would be a good distraction from the unnecessary gayops we have unfortunately been made aware of by some attention seeker.

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Cistern Rumbler said:
Since some of us were talking about Leanna elsewhere I thought I'd share this...

One of my favorite Phil / Leanna interactions. Imagine your girlfriend who is about a decade your junior having to talk to you like you're a child because you think eating raw cookie dough will get you sick.

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We need someone to pop in and say "shut up and eat" every time he launches into long rambling descriptions before doing a DSP Tries It. I felt Leanna's frustration here, dealing with a pathologically afraid manbaby worried about eating ice cream.
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Phil (1987) - But I don't like broccoli! I won't eat it, I won't!
Phil's Mom - Shut up and eat


Phil (2005) - ... and then his Vega was like "REEEEE" but my Deejay was like "RAAAAWR" and then I totally owned the bracket until those chinks showed up.
Rambo - Shut up and eat


Phil (2014) - Isn't raw cookie dough bad for you?
Leanna - Shut up and eat


Phil (2020) - So the Impossible Whopper still has this char but it has this aftertaste that <white noise/Peanuts Mom sounds>
Chat - Shut up and eat


Poor Phil can't catch a break (or take a hint)
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Since some of us were talking about Leanna elsewhere I thought I'd share this...

One of my favorite Phil / Leanna interactions. Imagine your girlfriend who is about a decade your junior having to talk to you like you're a child because you think eating raw cookie dough will get you sick.

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We need someone to pop in and say "shut up and eat" every time he launches into long rambling descriptions before doing a DSP Tries It. I felt Leanna's frustration here, dealing with a pathologically afraid manbaby worried about eating ice cream.
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reminds me someone who won't eat pumpkin skin on roasted pumpkin, nigga you ain't gonna die
 
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DZoomer said:
One thing I got to accept with the years of knowing Phil is that anything that happens to Phil is, generally, just a minor setback. You can annoy him, but it is highly unlikely that Phil will go away due to gayops.

Even if he got banned from every platform like stream labs, I am sure that his paypigs would be willing to directly send him money.

So yeah, just adding to what people have already said. Stop the gayops, it's gay and it won't do much.
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Not to harp too much more on gayops, but I wanted to add that, if you're doing them to try and hurt Phil, it normally has the opposite effect, precisely because of loyal paypigs. The ones who donate to own the trolls are just waiting for moments like this to throw down the big bucks. I won't deny it is fun to see Phil rant and flail about the problem, but let's be real, he'd probably do that anyway on stream the moment someone asks him an innocent question he thinks is some troll meme. But, at least those nights he's also begging for money and resorting to spraying himself with water, only to not even get the tips or that sad offer.

With gayops, there's the frustration and it can be amusing, but then it goes away and we get smug Phil when OiC or someone else who wants to play hero drops a couple hundred bucks to get back on the trolls. We've seen it with the chargebacks. Phil leans on them too much so they don't always work (and some of them are also probably lies) but, people have stepped up with big donations specifically to counter them. If Phil eats a temp ban, he gets a bunch of superchats or whatever on YouTube.

Pretty much all of Phil's greatest hits of failures and frustrations are all caused by his own actions. Gayops just delay those moments and give him more money to spend on Champions.
 
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The amount of gayops it would take to take down the Pig....

I mean, you have to cut off all payment processors (good luck), get him booted from every streaming site (you cant get him kicked off either of the major ones), get his bankruptcy revoked (not gonna happen) or fuck Kat (and even then, getting literally cucked isnt going to make them divorce)

You either have to go really hard on the gayops or not at all. Because every time some 'genius' wants to take him down, half arses it and then the Pig gets pitybucks. Even SH, who has fucked with this guy for a year almost, still hasnt affected his bottom line.

So if youre going to gayop him, do it, do it right and dont talk about it here, we arent really interested in ruining the show.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
The amount of gayops it would take to take down the Pig....

I mean, you have to cut off all payment processors (good luck), get him booted from every streaming site (you cant get him kicked off either of the major ones), get his bankruptcy revoked (not gonna happen) or fuck Kat (and even then, getting literally cucked isnt going to make them divorce)

You either have to go really hard on the gayops or not at all. Because every time some 'genius' wants to take him down, half arses it and then the Pig gets pitybucks. Even SH, who has fucked with this guy for a year almost, still hasnt affected his bottom line.

So if youre going to gayop him, do it, do it right and dont talk about it here, we arent really interested in ruining the show.
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The thing is gay ops are called gay ops because they don't work and end up making you look like a faggot. Hence "gay ops" instead of "actually effective ops".
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
You either have to go really hard on the gayops or not at all.
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Exactly. I personally don't mind people fucking with Phil. As long as it's legal and you have a legit issue with the dude, all power to you. But if you're going to do it, do it right. Half assing it is just not going to cut it and as the SH saga has shown everyone, all you're gonna do is make him look like the victim and you the asshole.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
The amount of gayops it would take to take down the Pig....

I mean, you have to cut off all payment processors (good luck), get him booted from every streaming site (you cant get him kicked off either of the major ones), get his bankruptcy revoked (not gonna happen) or fuck Kat (and even then, getting literally cucked isnt going to make them divorce)
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It would only take one gayop to roast the pig. Get him kicked off WWE Champions and he'll fly so far off the rails he'll get himself banned from everywhere.

Anyone willing to stoop to Superhound tactics could very easily make this happen. Phil's lucky that his detractors are mostly as dumb as his fans.
 
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BrownieCrappinSchitz said:
get him off streamelements
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Nah, fuck that. This 'Get Phil b& from payment processors' shit is some SJW bullshit.

This is exactly the kind of shit that makes it difficult for this site to even exist.

You should buy a 1-way ticket to Mount Mihara and then 'tried to swin in lava' yourself in Minecraft.
 
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tripmix said:
Could some one freedom of information request those emails from the trustee Nancy?

I just want to hear all the ways tards can say "he called kojima a cocksucker and then he took his dick out and started masturbating furiously live on Twitch1!11!"
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Ha ha ha, you idiot! Phil masturbated on YouTube, not Twitch!

DEBUNKED!

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I also want to throw another gun on the pile.

"Phil have you ever been milked?"

This is a disgusting comment! Blah blah blah, it's something sexual or some shit. Get banned.

Now let's think a minute. Was this guy mocking Phil's tits? His penis? Or was he saying Phil is a cow? A lolcow. Someone who can be milked for lols.

I don't know the context the guy meant "milked", but I immediately thought it was sneakily calling him a lolcow.

It's a meme. A detractor meme. Phil is a lolcow and getting milked for lols.

Okay, here's the smoking gun. A guy asks if Phil gets milked. That's a disgusting sexual thing according to Phil, when (I assume) it is a detractor meme. But ask something about rafters or gun shows or whatever faction he is in and Phil immediately says it is a new meme and ignore it.

When something is an actual meme, i.e. milking lolcows, Phil is in the dark. When something hits too close to home, i.e. Downfromtherafters, it is a detractor meme.

Evidence that "milking" is a meme? People said "milk" so much on the farms that Jersh put a word filter to change it to "tard cum". This is well known to the old heads. But mention anything super specific about WWE Champions and Phil immediately knows that you are meming on him.

Makes you think.
 
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