Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Ash Burgers]

I want to rate so many of Len's posts "dumb." Alas, I've yet to earn trusted user status. Guess it's time to lurk less.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Obviously the conspiracy dates back all the way to his school days!

Quick! Someone with more artistic talent than I draw up a chart of the dreaded conspiracy. Because to understand the insanity we need visual aids!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Well I see your education wasn't all screwed up like mind was. Instead of the teacher helping me in my studies, they just ignore me.

They did the right thing.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Schuylkill Valley, since I'm a videk game person, I'm going to compare you to a video game character to put us on the same level. You, my friend, are the lowly Goomba. You always blindly charge forward even if you're heading to a pit. You clearly aren't the brightest bulb in the box, and haven't learned a thing after years and years of experience. And in the end, you are nothing more than an obstacle to people much more successful than you. *drops mic*

That's an insult to the Goombas.

Len is the fucking empty brick blocks that Mario players destroy. There's nothing substantial in them and the only reason they're there is so that really bored people can destroy them.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Well I see your education wasn't all screwed up like mind was. Instead of the teacher helping me in my studies, they just ignore me. They wanted their money , but didn't want to earn it. typical Owen J. Roberts School district.

So, you're suggesting that there was some kind of Chester County Conspiracy against you?

Did a staff member try to make you sit on his/her lap?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Oh god, he even blames his schools for not educating him properly and actually stunting his growth.

Nobody told Len that if you need extra help in school, you have to ask for it.

... I wonder how Sweet and Len would get along?

 

[Jashinist]

It's the other kids in the class who were the victims. Like when you mainstream a special needs kid and just expect it to work like regular instruction.

THIS. I have no problem with deaf kids who might need occasional clarification, or an autistic kid fiddling with their pencil while trying to be quiet - but I've been in classes where "exceptional individual" kids are just shoved in as if it's babysitting and they just annoy other kids or intentionally sneeze on them or throw chairs, and waste 10 minutes of the teachers time each class getting disciplined or whining....

I know it looks good to streamline, but they get nothing out of it and the "normal" kids are negatively affected and thrown under the bus basically.

I'm sure Len's classmates didn't appreciate him shitting his pants to get out of assessments on the regular.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Hey, @Schuylkill Valley, if you want to learn something, here's some nice, free websites with a plethora of courses that you could readily sign up for.

https://www.coursera.org/
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/
https://www.udacity.com/

Come back when you're slightly more coherent.

 

[Jashinist]

I want to rate so many of Len's posts "dumb." Alas, I've yet to earn trusted user status. Guess it's time to lurk less.

We'll get you there buddy <3 It's people giving you good ratings that unlocks it, right?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Nobody told Len that if you need extra help in school, you have to ask for it.

... I wonder how Sweet and Len would get along?

Sweets will have finally found the one person that's more inept and lazy than he is.

At least Sweets can issue out a webcomic on a somewhat regular basis.

 

[deadson]

Hey, @Schuylkill Valley, if you want to learn something, here's some nice, free websites with a plethora of courses that you could readily sign up for.

https://www.coursera.org/
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/
https://www.udacity.com/

Come back when you're slightly more coherent.

Oh good, something he can read when he's in jail.

 

[Ash Burgers]

We'll get you there buddy <3 It's people giving you good ratings that unlocks it, right?

I think I have to hit a certain number of posts as well.

 

[Jashinist]

I think I have to hit a certain number of posts as well.

Well there's no brakes on this train, so hop on

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

That's the thing. There is a ton of content on Hy's page (and that page is friends with all his family who are all clearly real). But none of the rest of the content would indicate that Hy (who is an eccentric, but highly intelligent, articulate, and successful attorney) would engage in the kind of batshit insane sperging that his account appears to have done.

It also seems highly unlikely that someone who has represented "service men" in major litigation would not know how many clients he had (by an order of magnitude, no less) and would also not know how to spell servicemen. It seems equally unlikely that he would form the plural of the word bully by adding an apostrophe and an s. Dishoner is the cherry on top. I have four very good friends from college who are practicing attorneys. They are, without exception, brilliant writers, and it's been my experience that anyone who attended a halfway decent law school didn't get in because he or she demonstrated an ability to routinely commit elementary school errors in spelling and punctuation.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It's getting a little too bible-thumpy in here. So I'mma break up the monotony with draws.
Semper fidelis to all are armed @Saul Goodman (don't worry @Pocket_Sand!, you'll get fanart, too).

 

[Jashinist]

@Schuylkill Valley - doesn't the fact you spend so much of your life pretending to be other people indicate that maybe who you actually are is kinda crap?

 

[Jashinist]

It's getting a little too bible-thumpy in here. So I'mma break up the monotony with draws.
Semper fidelis to all are armed @Saul Goodman (don't worry @Pocket_Sand!, you'll get fanart, too).
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That's beautiful. 10/10.

 

[sugoi-chan]

There are so many instances of Shanerisms throughout this thread where he mispells something with an -or or -ir ending with an -er ending instead.

I wonder if his name is really Shanor.

 

[Curt Sibling]

you don't even know the true mean of Joy. and I don't mean what you people think about all the time. Joy is the pace you have your knowing you have Jesus Christ in your heart. That's real Joy.

The only thing you have in your heart is diabetes. And the only joy you have is when plastering your seedless muck all over a photo of Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

[Ash Burgers]

Well, I have been saving this the last couple of days as I didn't want to interrupt while the lawyer stuff was going down, but I did draw some fan art.

Ninja'd by @BOLDYSPICY! with some arts while I typed this!

Spoiler: Dumb Parody

Now Len's a cartoon character like the rest of us.