Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

What does Bob base that assumption on, he saw a black man wearing a Superman-branded ball cap once? Again, Bob proves to be a complete idiot because he knows jack shit about market research by how he got the Snyder Cut and 2020's Sonic the Hedgehog horrendously wrong. I seriously doubt that Hollywood executives even care about money anymore because Ta-Nehisi Coates is writing the screenplay for this reboot. Take note that Coates did not consider 9/11 responders "human" enough to empathize with and hates the United States. I have little doubt that Coates would revel in smashing an American icon by transforming the Man of Steel into a mouthpiece to condemn the evils of "White America" or make him black outright.

At this point, Bob would look up the Earth-2 (Val-Zod) and Earth-23 (Calvin Ellis) Supermen on Google and claim that DC has made Superman black before. He would be correct, but he would be missing the point as he always does. These characters are derivatives of the original Earth-0 Superman that the public at large is familiar with and wants to see. After having suffered through such disasters as the Star Wars sequel trilogy and Ghostbusters 2016, the public would view this as more pandering to the chattering (and largely unemployed) Twitter mob and turn their backs on the project. What Bob and, indeed, Ta-Nehisi Coates fail to realize is that audiences are not obligated to open their wallets to these kind of films. Corporations can attempt to guilt trip audiences into buying their product by calling them racist, but the audience can give them the ultimate "fuck you" by refusing to pay to watch their garbage. Superman has been around for 80 years--he has a massive media library of comic books, animated series, television shows, and film that I can dive into. Why watch Coates's screed when I can pop in the 1978 film, or Superman: The Animated Series?

When it comes down to it, the only reason why he supports this move would be that it would anger the "right" kind of people. Like Coates, he would revel in desecrating the fandom's temple by smashing its sacred icons and replacing said icons with their own inferior versions. It was always about lording their influence over the rabble.

Will Coates have Superman drink tity tard cum while bashing white men and have idiots like Bob hail it as ingenious and subversive?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I actually agree with this. The more you try to repress a side of yourself, fucked up or not, for the sake of appearances, it will always, and I mean ALWAYS, come out side ways. Rather an open degenerate that admits he’s a sex weirdo rather then one who is obviously restraining himself to keep what little reputation, if any at all, that they have publicly.

Never trust someone without any vices, because nobody actually has no vices.

I mean it isnt even good food.

That actually makes it worse IMO- the convenience of fast food is basically what you pay for, so when you don't get even that, you're left with a burger that you could have gotten a better version of somewhere else in the same amount of time.

Superman honestly may be unkillable. Kinda like Sampson and Hercules, the 'everyman given the power of god to right the wrongs of mortals' myth is one of our oldest and favorites. It is timeless and ancient simultaneously.

Yes, but Sampson and Hercules are public domain. Why fuck around with post-Steamboat Willie copyright law when you can get something that's as good and doesn't need a license? Ruining the brand may not kill the character, but it will relegate it to niche appeal. The Shadow was huge once upon a time, now he's an afterthought at best.

 

[TowinKarz]

“How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises die?”

Not much like anything really, the SJW destruction of entertainment is like having old, sick, relatives.

You've been unable to do anything with them for years except commiserate with them over their problems and remember better times, no matter how cheery everyone tries to be, though, the downward slide is palpable. And you start preparing internally for what you know is coming next.... as limited mobility begets home care which begets hospice.... you can deal with it easier when you resign yourself to it in advance.

And when you finally hear they've died, you're first reaction is relief the suffering is over, then a brief period of sadness, then you bury them and move on. All the mourning was done in stages over the years as the various bits of their personality and life you used to enjoy died off one-by-one as they got less lucid and more bedridden.

You braced for the crash years ago, when it finally comes, it's a relief it's over and you can walk away from it knowing you did your best as long as you could, but in the end, it's time was over, and that chapter of history has passed.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Even Bobby notices Biden's worsening dementia:

Dementia and a stutter are not the same thing.

When we look back at this, the moment America elected a senile racist to the presidency will be for America what Odoacer's invasion was for Rome.

"Rockets travel faster than bureaucrats", so in the name of the Rainbow, let's bomb Poland, I mean Syria:

Oh shut up.

The point of the meme is that the Democrats are all too willing to say ”troon rights” and use, for want of a less-woke sounding term, POC as props, but won't actually help poor people by giving them free healthcare. I don't know whether the guy who made that meme believes that troonery is a bad thing - it would be pretty based if he did, but it's from a leftist so I doubt it. What I do know is that meme has nothing to do with troons being bad and everything to do with the Democrats being bad.

You want a gun as a door prize don't you, you human garbage?

But he's never supported eugenics, don't worry.

My opinion is that the reason some groups oppose or support opening is because those groups vote Democrat or Republican and not because all white people want to go to work or whatever.

This, but unironically.

Conservatism doesn't mean ”unbridled capitalism”. It's possible to be a conservative and think that the free market shouldn't rule everything. I can point to Disraeli and various other conservative leaders saying that. Please take your neoliberalism and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

 

[Red Hood]

MoopieBub is unironically the Authoritarian that fetishizes hierarchies that he would be on the bottom rung of.

 

[Donuteater]

as a veteran of classic McD's, back before this "made-to-order" thing was put in, managers had us make a certain amount of food and keep a certain amount of each type of food ready. Back in the days of 'Q-ing' (fancy terminology for microwaving food for a few seconds to make sure it's really good and hot, right after being prepared - they stopped doing this in the late 90s), IIRC we never really got kitchen-busting orders like that, at least not that i can remember. So, circa pre-1997, Bob could absolutely order that amount of food at a McDonald's (if it was like say the tail end of the lunch or dinner rush, or near the end of the night, when there was often surplus food), and have a reasonable expectation of getting it without slamming the kitchen that hard. Especially if he was 1) a regular and 2) asked for this rather Average Amount Of Food every time. Even at the one I was at, McChickens/Nuggets was a separate station from the grills, with one or two people at it (back then), and they could just send em back to the freezers to pull more nuggets if necessary, and maybe some patties too if they needed them. Or they'd send the person cleaning lobby to go get all that stuff. Which I did, many, many times when I was "lobby".

But modern practices McDonald's? Totally different story, yeah. Easy to get slammed if it's all made-to-order and not sitting in a slot waiting for people to order them. I don't think Bob realizes this difference. Five will get you ten that he never, ever worked in Fast Food, let alone McD's.

Speaking of the kitchen shitting its pants in terror, then there was that time that Bob claimed he ordered like a shit ton of McNuggets and like 50 sauce packets... for a party that I'm pretty sure he crashed.

I did my time in modern McDonalds. We geerally had 4-5 quarter pound paties warm at any time, and maybe 15 nuggets on a good day. VGiven the timre required and modern Mcdonalds SOP, i'd say he gets his food in 10 minutes. But this isnt based off USA mcDonalds, so I could be wrong.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I did my time in modern McDonalds. We geerally had 4-5 quarter pound paties warm at any time, and maybe 15 nuggets on a good day. VGiven the timre required and modern Mcdonalds SOP, i'd say he gets his food in 10 minutes. But this isnt based off USA mcDonalds, so I could be wrong.

mine wasn't USA either (Canada here) and it wasn't a large city. It would depend on how much food they were going through already before the order was placed (like if Bob is like the 10th car in Drive-Thru or whatever, they might have a *bit* of an issue and either way, the girl at the window is telling the runners this is going to be a "park" order). Not sure whether USA McD's procedures were the exact same as ours.

Back in my day (and the tray sizes haven't changed either), the meat trays usually held like 6 quarter patties, and we'd sometimes have two trays of that going (back in the old days of constant production anyway). Hamburger patties being smaller, they'd have more of them available, so if other people wanted hamburgers/cheeseburgers, there's no sweat there.

The nuggets, on the other hand, depends heavily on how in demand they are at the time of order. If like 6 other cars (to mention nothing of people going inside because drive-thru gets priority) want nuggets for their kids' happy meals plus their own meals, that could pose a bit of a problem time-wise.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That actually makes it worse IMO- the convenience of fast food is basically what you pay for, so when you don't get even that, you're left with a burger that you could have gotten a better version of somewhere else in the same amount of time.

Bob loves fast food, but I don't think he loves it for the taste or the convenience. Bob loves fast food because when ordering and getting your order there's absolutely minimal himan interaction involved. No small talk, no eye contact, you don't even have to say please and thank you. Bob is terrible at interpersonal interactions.

Ultimately, Bob will always choose fast food over getting an equivalent meal at a diner or cafe because at a diner or cafe you have to acknowledge the server and maybe make eye contact and say hello. And forget about fine dining. I've only seen Bob go to a real restaurant for good food once, and he was so autistic about it that he took pictures of his meal and put them up on twitter as a brag, not that anyone was impressed. Yes, Bob, you went to a steakhouse and ordered a steak served on real plates and a drink in a real glass. Truly you're a man of taste and elegance, not a gauche loser who spent that entire meal with your phone glued to your hand obsessively checking your twitter.

 

[OttoWest]

This probably says more about Bob and his own insecurities than it does about what the Frasier revival will be like.

The Frasier reboot is supposedly going to be the opposite of Blob’s conjectures. Early word has Frasier moving in with his blue collar son Freddie, who serves as the down-to-earth Martin foil to fussy Frasier.

How Blob thinks Dr Crane is going to become some kind of Jordan Peterson figure is as hilarious as it is dumb and proves he never watched the show.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Given that the dimensions are all merging, does it really matter?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Imo a better fix would be his mother getting two abortions, but we can't fix everything.

Speaking of abortion, I know Bob is still heartbroken over Lindsey, but has big boobed China tard ever acknowledged him once?

 

[Tronathon242]

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I remember the Back to the Future Twitter account tweeting that the 1994 Players Strike is what set the timeline back a year when my Cubbies won the World Series in 2016 rather than 2015 as predicted in Part II. It was pretty clever and probably took no more than a minute of thought for anyone with both familiarity with the movies and knowledge of baseball.

Bob here probably spent thirty minutes trying to cobble this together using his scattered memory of comic book dimensions and Google to defend another consoomerist oriented show from the Mouse. It simply can't be that the writers made a mistake. Of course he's neither clever or insightful and even that trademark Chipman creeper thumbs up makes an appearance in his tweets.

Bob loves fast food, but I don't think he loves it for the taste or the convenience. Bob loves fast food because when ordering and getting your order there's absolutely minimal himan interaction involved. No small talk, no eye contact, you don't even have to say please and thank you. Bob is terrible at interpersonal interactions.

When you're stuck in your own fantasy world building yourself up as God's gift to evolution while praising a children's video game character as your savior, this outcome is predictable. Would he even know how to start a conversation with people who don't know who he is? Could he not even veer off into something related to superiority or politics or Mario?

It's for the best though. Given his creepy pictures with Ellis and Sarkeesian, how many more uncomfortable interactions has he made with other women in the past, particularly at restaurants? I wouldn't put it past him having a few discreet snaps of unaware servers that caught his eye.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

has big boobed China tard ever acknowledged him once?

I don't think so.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I don't think so.

How sad. Oh well, at least he has another dream girl. I bet to this day he still believes Anita likes him and was slightly attracted to him, instead of being disgusted and only being in his presence in two seconds to get those escapist spergs to donate to her anti-gamergate fame at the time.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh well, at least he has another dream girl. I bet to this day he still believes Anita likes him and was slightly attracted to him, instead of being disgusted and only being in his presence in two seconds to get those escapist spergs to donate to her anti-gamergate fame at the time.

Aren't you forgetting about someone?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Aren't you forgetting about someone?

My my, I wouldn't forget about her, even with Bob's claims attached with it.

 

[cypocryphy]

I don't think so.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/naomi-wu-sexycyborg-realsexycyborg.65719/page-15#post-6868609

Make of that what you will.

 

[Henrietta]

It's impossible to tell the difference.

 

[TowinKarz]

When you're stuck in your own fantasy world building yourself up as God's gift to evolution while praising a children's video game character as your savior, this outcome is predictable. Would he even know how to start a conversation with people who don't know who he is? Could he not even veer off into something related to superiority or politics or Mario?

It might be anxiety, or it might be arrogance that means he's not scared to talk to people as much as he's insulted he has to waste time talking to simpletons for any reason at all.

Though it could be fear, I have a feeling his recurrent nightmare is finding himself in some weird fog-shrouded countryside, seemingly bereft of life, where all the trees are dead, the roads are cracked and potholed beyond repair and all the fields are brown and full of boarded-up dilapidated homes, farms, and businesses.... and as he's trying to find his way back to civilization, the zombies start popping out of the ground in rotten and tattered flannel, overalls and MAGA hats and come for him.... chanting "Killllll the outsideeeeeeeer......"

He hates people only when he isn't afraid of them.