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No extrovert is a passive-aggressive and bitter as you, J.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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What the fuck? "Did I think fat people weren't allowed to enjoy socializing before?" Does she think all fat people are ourcasts or jokes to people around them? That no deathfat ever had an active social life? Jay, honey, just because YOU have decided to be an insufferable megabitch to un-woke normies around you, does not mean that all fat/deathfat people are like that. She is projecting so fucking hard.
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$250 Vibrator....
First question WHY?!
Second question HOW?!
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Look at the fat roll at what used to be J's wrist. She's got such a deep fold between her hand and her lower arm that she's probably at risk for a wrist yeast infection,
If she gets sweaty there, she's going to need to use anti-fungal cream and/or medicated baby powder inside her wrist fat rolls.
Doesn't she ever look down at her deformed arms and hands, at the very least, and think, "WTF have I done to my body?!"
It's pretty hard to ignore the extra-mega-superfat when your wrist roll laps over your hand.
If Corissa is such a confident fat activist, why does she use face filters?
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This is bringing me back to her "I'm totally a sex worker because I'm a cam whore!" days.
Yeah no, there are plenty of vibrators that do the job at a low, reasonable price. As for how, there are gifs of her masturbating in the thread, but I don't want to sear my eyeballs by finding it again.
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LOL, she can't reach her own ladygarden unassisted any more, so of course she always has to use a vibe.
Thin privilege is still being able to flick your bean for free.
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Isn't it the same Tess Holliday posted about a few weeks ago or so? I don't remember the model, but the price was the same IIRC.
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Corissa can screech about ebil *cis* huwhyte!!! men and “orgasm gaps” all she likes, but Id bet the farm Juliana Aprileo is responsible for far fewer (if any) orgasms in female partners than the any average well adjusted good looking White man. The real laugh is imagining Jay inspiring arousal in anyone
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Corissa going full Karen about something no normal person would ever notice.
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Idk Corissa, maybe try eating an egg or something for breakfast like a normal fucking adult.
ETA she posted that at 7:22 PM. Eating pop tarts in the evening like the coolest stoner dude in the dorm.
ETA she posted that at 7:22 PM. Eating pop tarts in the evening like the coolest stoner dude in the dorm.
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Her passive-aggressive and condescending smile makes me fucking moti. She is such an insufferable cunt.
And you can get vibrators like that for like 20 bucks, why should I buy one for 250?
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Some random person who sees this screenshot and knows nothing about Corissa and J would think that this is a troll mocking fat people. Oh, you have no idea...
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That vibrator can reach her?
Didn't the old gif shows that the magic wand she used was barely reached her?
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Deathfats have no patience everything must be right now I want my food now give me my vaccine now ect ect it really is aggravating.
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It's cold out today and we might get freezing rain, which means I couldn't get out for a walk and am stuck inside with making fun of offering constructive criticism on Juliana's blog instead. Today's victims subjects are "How to Talk to Your Kids About Fat Bodies" dated 5 August 2019 and "Fat Positive Safe Spaces" dated 2018 March 18.
Kids are brand new to the world and have no filter whatsoever. They're going to gawk and make rude comments about any kind of outlier, be it a deathfat, a burn victim, even somebody autistic enough to wear Kiwi merch in public. You are not that special Juliana, I promise!
Generally speaking "beauty" is a term reserved for things which are hard to attain. Two hundred years ago, pale skin and being slightly overweight would have qualified because they meant you didn't have to work all day or worked in a very skilled job like medicine and had money to waste on food. Now that we're a more sedentary people with access to cheap junk food, thinness is prized because it means you have self-discipline and can make time to go to the gym after your desk job. Then there are also things we don't call beautiful but tend to see as desirable across cultures like physical fitness and symmetrical features. This is probably some primal evolutionary instinct that makes us conflate these things with "good for mating" and hasn't been bred out of us yet.
Neither of these applies to Juliana - even in societies where food is scarce "fat as attractive" only extends to somewhat overweight people, not someone her size. That primal "good for mating" instinct probably also realizes that somebody that fat can't carry to term. The archetype of extremely overweight people as gluttonous goes back at least to Dickens and he wrote at a time when starving children were a horrible reality.
This has been a needlessly verbose way of saying that literally no society in history has seen people her size as desirable or even acceptable.
At a minimum this is a false dichotomy and at worse this is promoting child abuse. Not every fat person in media needs to be a cautionary tale, but at the same time parents are being irresponsible if they don't cook nutritious and properly sized meals for younger kids or promote healthy eating in teens which will necessarily result in the kid ending up at a healthy weight. Replace "fat people" with "smokers" in this post and Juliana would probably throw a hissy fit.
The idea of a kid being this direct about death is silly, most parents try not to explain it at a young age if they can help it. If my four-year-old niece asked me this I'd tell her the truth: Being fat isn't good for her and would keep her from doing things she likes, but we keep these kinds of words to ourselves. "Skinny people can be unhealthy too" is a shameless bit of mental gymnastics because it ignores the issue - nonsmokers can get lung cancer too but that doesn't mean I should buy out a whole shelf of menthols.
Conflating respect and acceptance like this is worn-out and fundamentally disingenuous. Respect means you don't go out of your way to give someone shit for being a deathfat unless it is directly relevant to the situation at hand. Acceptance, which is what she really wants, means ruining your own life/your kids' lives so she doesn't have to feel like a freak. "South Park" satirized it almost two decades ago in "The Death Camp of Tolerance" and Mr. Garrison's rant at the end still holds up; I'd link it here but can't find a decent quality upload.
More than two thirds of American adults are overweight or obese, and about 8 percent are extremely obese; the obesity rate for children is a lower but still-horrifying 17 percent. I would love to hear how such a large majority of the population is so "unsafe" that it needs special protection. Again, I'm on the skinny side of normal and it's a rare, lucky day if I can find a piece of clothing that fits without resorting to mail order.
Inappropriate apostrophe aside this sentence is disgusting. Safe spaces were started for LGB students, then the T got tacked on, then the T metastasized. I have a gay friend and in his experience they've gone from making students feel safe to question their sexuality to pushing troonery. There are multiple tranny threads on this site if you want to see why this was a mistake.
First of all, why does a "non binary transmasculine" (whatever that means) person go out of her way to promote a women's dance troupe? Second, nobody cares what you do in your home but if you do it in public we're going to laugh. No amount of brainwashing will change the fact that fat people are less graceful than thin people.
You know its bad when verbatim quotes from a lolcow could easily have been satire not too long ago.
Kids are brand new to the world and have no filter whatsoever. They're going to gawk and make rude comments about any kind of outlier, be it a deathfat, a burn victim, even somebody autistic enough to wear Kiwi merch in public. You are not that special Juliana, I promise!
Generally speaking "beauty" is a term reserved for things which are hard to attain. Two hundred years ago, pale skin and being slightly overweight would have qualified because they meant you didn't have to work all day or worked in a very skilled job like medicine and had money to waste on food. Now that we're a more sedentary people with access to cheap junk food, thinness is prized because it means you have self-discipline and can make time to go to the gym after your desk job. Then there are also things we don't call beautiful but tend to see as desirable across cultures like physical fitness and symmetrical features. This is probably some primal evolutionary instinct that makes us conflate these things with "good for mating" and hasn't been bred out of us yet.
Neither of these applies to Juliana - even in societies where food is scarce "fat as attractive" only extends to somewhat overweight people, not someone her size. That primal "good for mating" instinct probably also realizes that somebody that fat can't carry to term. The archetype of extremely overweight people as gluttonous goes back at least to Dickens and he wrote at a time when starving children were a horrible reality.
This has been a needlessly verbose way of saying that literally no society in history has seen people her size as desirable or even acceptable.
At a minimum this is a false dichotomy and at worse this is promoting child abuse. Not every fat person in media needs to be a cautionary tale, but at the same time parents are being irresponsible if they don't cook nutritious and properly sized meals for younger kids or promote healthy eating in teens which will necessarily result in the kid ending up at a healthy weight. Replace "fat people" with "smokers" in this post and Juliana would probably throw a hissy fit.
The idea of a kid being this direct about death is silly, most parents try not to explain it at a young age if they can help it. If my four-year-old niece asked me this I'd tell her the truth: Being fat isn't good for her and would keep her from doing things she likes, but we keep these kinds of words to ourselves. "Skinny people can be unhealthy too" is a shameless bit of mental gymnastics because it ignores the issue - nonsmokers can get lung cancer too but that doesn't mean I should buy out a whole shelf of menthols.
Conflating respect and acceptance like this is worn-out and fundamentally disingenuous. Respect means you don't go out of your way to give someone shit for being a deathfat unless it is directly relevant to the situation at hand. Acceptance, which is what she really wants, means ruining your own life/your kids' lives so she doesn't have to feel like a freak. "South Park" satirized it almost two decades ago in "The Death Camp of Tolerance" and Mr. Garrison's rant at the end still holds up; I'd link it here but can't find a decent quality upload.
More than two thirds of American adults are overweight or obese, and about 8 percent are extremely obese; the obesity rate for children is a lower but still-horrifying 17 percent. I would love to hear how such a large majority of the population is so "unsafe" that it needs special protection. Again, I'm on the skinny side of normal and it's a rare, lucky day if I can find a piece of clothing that fits without resorting to mail order.
Inappropriate apostrophe aside this sentence is disgusting. Safe spaces were started for LGB students, then the T got tacked on, then the T metastasized. I have a gay friend and in his experience they've gone from making students feel safe to question their sexuality to pushing troonery. There are multiple tranny threads on this site if you want to see why this was a mistake.
This is deathfats' favorite paranoid delusion. When it comes to food I don't care what other people order at a restaurant so long as they don't tie up the server when I'm hungry. If I overhear a deathfat order 10,000 calories for a "snack" the most I'll do is giggle to myself. About dancing, you can't argue with reality - the excess fat is going to be there and flap around regardless. For those watching our only choice is whether to laugh or cry.
Remember the old myth that homosexuals "recruited"? Turns out deathfats are doing exactly that. I'd also love to see if their "all sizes" mantra would apply to a malnourished kid or anorexic instructor.
First of all, why does a "non binary transmasculine" (whatever that means) person go out of her way to promote a women's dance troupe? Second, nobody cares what you do in your home but if you do it in public we're going to laugh. No amount of brainwashing will change the fact that fat people are less graceful than thin people.
You know its bad when verbatim quotes from a lolcow could easily have been satire not too long ago.
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It's not just Corissa - all these HAES retards claim that their health problems stem from stress caused by social stigma. Yeah, no. Ever heard of Samoa? It's more than acceptable to be fat there - it's desirable. Fat is beautiful and powerful, normal weight is sickly and ugly. It's their culture. More than 90% of Samoans are overweight, more than 70% are obese. Now can you imagine my surprise when I found out that half of Samoans have diabetes type 2 and almost half of them suffer from high blood pressure? Wow, I was flabbergasted. Flabbergasted, tellin ya.
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Jay was a guest on a pod cast about infinifat bathroom issues:
#justfatthings: Bathrooms
Listen to this episode from She's All Fat: A Fat Positive Podcast on Spotify. For our first #justfatthings episode, we talk bathroom business — potty probs, menstruation mayhem, and more — featuring YOU the fatmily, plus a few friends of the pod and Fat Lib Expert Kivan Bay! Got a #justfatthing...
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In Memoriam
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Infinifat. Bathroom. Issues.
this is hilarious thank you so much
“I am now a person who cannot reach to care for myself after I poop.”
“I’m working with my job to get a bidet installed so I can poop at work.”
“we should normalize this.”
this is hilarious thank you so much
“I am now a person who cannot reach to care for myself after I poop.”
“I’m working with my job to get a bidet installed so I can poop at work.”
“we should normalize this.”
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Jay starts at 11:40.Jay was a guest on a pod cast about infinifat bathroom issues:
#justfatthings: Bathrooms
Listen to this episode from She's All Fat: A Fat Positive Podcast on Spotify. For our first #justfatthings episode, we talk bathroom business — potty probs, menstruation mayhem, and more — featuring YOU the fatmily, plus a few friends of the pod and Fat Lib Expert Kivan Bay! Got a #justfatthing...open.spotify.com
She does not sound like a brave, happy activist. She's on the verge of tears the entire time - especially when she says she isn't a person who can wipe her ass "any more". As if it is simply inevitable that this not even 30 year old woman is going to spend the rest of her life becoming less and less capable of basic self care tasks. And then she's upset that her work prefers that she remain working from home, because that is where she has a bidet and can clean herself after pooping.
The podcast crew then try to make it seem like society has unreasonable cleanliness standards (they call them "Victorian") if one is expected to, you know, wipe their ass after shitting in the workplace.
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Being able to wipe your own ass - an unreasonable and oppressive social standard. I just noticed I have not enough alcohol in my system to handle this new revelation. Excuse me while I pour myself another whisky....