Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

StrawberryDouche said:
The fact is, her wattle has become so hyperinflated and pendulous, it is impossible for her spandex face hole to do anything other than roll up and try to reunite both sides in the middle. In the earlier pic, her face is slightly less voluminous so you see a circle of fat rather than the more trapezoidal one giving the impression of contour.

This is not a conscious choice or deception on her part, it's the inability of her relentlessly increasing fat to defy the properties of elastic fabric.
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Why hasn't she used her damn iron on stickers to decorate it though? Oh wait, I forgot, too much effort.
Are there any glittery sticker decorated spandex fat face frames on her shop? As an added bonus to being able to look like Amy, it could be a place to conceal a stabbing weapon.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
In today's delusions of selfless altruism, Amy will take the kids to the park twice a day, provided the park is in the kitchen. One snout.🐽

Here's your fat fucking freeze face of the day.

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Who Now said:
She said it has always been her dream to have her own business. I thought her dream was to work in a mortuary? Ya know, annoying dead people
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If her dream is to own a business, like any dream of Amy's, it's laughable. Amy tried to mimic what real Etsy shops do (nice packaging, a note, etc.) but she lacks skills to say "I need someone to design a real logo for me, a unique logo that isn't shitty clip art. I need to get some nice tissue paper, maybe with my logo on it. Some nice stickers with my shop's name on to seal the items in the tissue paper. My handwriting is shit, I should invest in a printer so I can print the labels straight from Etsy/the Post Office." Hell, even shipping things off in a timely fashion was an accomplishment for her, not just part of her 'business'. Things that bring your company 'up', you know? Heck, maybe even talk to a friend who's in marketing or has a degree in business or something. You know...someone with education and experience in the field of creating and selling goods to the public.

Never mind quality control. She doesn't have a group of friends (or a husband) that will sit down with her and say "Amy, we know you love making these reechains...but they're shit. I can get better stuff from the prize counter at Chuck E. Cheese. You can get better quality stuff, personalized or not, out of one of those gum ball machines at Wal-Mart. Maybe you can watch a few YouTube videos, look at some shops that sell the same stuff as you, but better, and try to figure out how to do the best possible reechains you can. Give yourself time to learn and grown before investing money in it. You'll get a better reputation that way. Also, don't sell stabby things here in Oregon, it's illegal. Seriously, we've told you this. Owning them is illegal, regardless of where you're shipping them to."

She'll never make enough money on the reechains to need to claim it on her taxes, so at least that's a blessing? Though an IRS saga could be entertaining.
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
If her dream is to own a business, like any dream of Amy's, it's laughable. Amy tried to mimic what real Etsy shops do (nice packaging, a note, etc.) but she lacks skills to say "I need someone to design a real logo for me, a unique logo that isn't shitty clip art. I need to get some nice tissue paper, maybe with my logo on it. Some nice stickers with my shop's name on to seal the items in the tissue paper. My handwriting is shit, I should invest in a printer so I can print the labels straight from Etsy/the Post Office." Hell, even shipping things off in a timely fashion was an accomplishment for her, not just part of her 'business'. Things that bring your company 'up', you know? Heck, maybe even talk to a friend who's in marketing or has a degree in business or something. You know...someone with education and experience in the field of creating and selling goods to the public.

Never mind quality control. She doesn't have a group of friends (or a husband) that will sit down with her and say "Amy, we know you love making these reechains...but they're shit. I can get better stuff from the prize counter at Chuck E. Cheese. You can get better quality stuff, personalized or not, out of one of those gum ball machines at Wal-Mart. Maybe you can watch a few YouTube videos, look at some shops that sell the same stuff as you, but better, and try to figure out how to do the best possible reechains you can. Give yourself time to learn and grown before investing money in it. You'll get a better reputation that way. Also, don't sell stabby things here in Oregon, it's illegal. Seriously, we've told you this. Owning them is illegal, regardless of where you're shipping them to."

She'll never make enough money on the reechains to need to claim it on her taxes, so at least that's a blessing? Though an IRS saga could be entertaining.
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Amy not only sells her stabby things, she also manufactures them. Will the state of Oregon give Amy bonus points for that?
 
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Gawdamit said:
Every year, around this time, Fat Amy always says she wants to take the kids to the park and take her walker so she can walk. But she never does. She can't stay away from youtube livestreams
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She wants people to think she is a good mom, but we all know she isn't. Her kids are in the house day and night. They have probably outgrown the shoes cps made her buy them by now.
She can't even be bothered to take them outside in their fenced in yard. She even lied about not having a yard for them to play.
But how many times have we seen her parked in a park having her "mommy time?" Because a mother who does nothing for her kids deserves a break.
I feel so bad for those kids. Not once have they ever had friends over, or gone to a friend's house. It doesn't appear Amy has any friends either, and the "friends" Ollie has he won't be bringing them home.
Maybe her kids wouldn't be so feral if they could burn some energy off outside. Omar will never be able to become his future serial-killer self if he can't get out and torture small animals to practice. His first "victim" might have to be his abusive mother.
 
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It's such a shock that Small Business Owner of the Year, A-me Ramadamadingdong has never heard of alibaba. I'm sure if she could get her hooves on Ollie's laptop she would see plenty of orders for gaudy goodies for his elderly "co-workers".

It's really unsettling that A-me discusses her pre-teens toilet training and special education programs without a thought of how that makes Miah feel. For someone that claims to have been cyberbullied, you'd *think* she would be more sensitive to the teasing Miah must experience. Five more years, Miah...you can do it kiddo!
 
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I hopped in to see her reading a comment about Alibaba over and over, trying to understand it, and it was clear she had no clue.
She has shown 10 Keychains and not one person has shown any interest it them.
She just apologized to someone because she wrote their address wrong and the package came back to her. Didn't she do the same thing last week? A 40 year old should know how to mill things by now.

Edit: up to 29 Keychains and still no takers. And she is still claiming that she "designed" fight like a girl, and the bee quote. 😂
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She wants people to think she is a good mom, but we all know she isn't. Her kids are in the house day and night. They have probably outgrown the shoes cps made her buy them by now.
She can't even be bothered to take them outside in their fenced in yard. She even lied about not having a yard for them to play.
But how many times have we seen her parked in a park having her "mommy time?" Because a mother who does nothing for her kids deserves a break.
I feel so bad for those kids. Not once have they ever had friends over, or gone to a friend's house. It doesn't appear Amy has any friends either, and the "friends" Ollie has he won't be bringing them home.
Maybe her kids wouldn't be so feral if they could burn some energy off outside. Omar will never be able to become his future serial-killer self if he can't get out and torture small animals to practice. His first "victim" might have to be his abusive mother.
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To be fair, they really don't have much of a yard to play in, but Salem is full of parks and several of them are incredibly close to her house.

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She can't even be bothered to take them outside in their fenced in yard. She even lied about not having a yard for them to play.
But how many times have we seen her parked in a park having her "mommy time?" Because a mother who does nothing for her kids deserves a break.
I feel so bad for those kids. Not once have they ever had friends over, or gone to a friend's house. It doesn't appear Amy has any friends either, and the "friends" Ollie has he won't be bringing them home.
Maybe her kids wouldn't be so feral if they could burn some energy off outside. Omar will never be able to become his future serial-killer self if he can't get out and torture small animals to practice. His first "victim" might have to be his abusive mother.
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Aside from when she beat baby Esraa, the time that really showed what a shitty mom she is is when they went out to eat and she allowed the kids to run wild in the restaurant to the point that staff had to say something to them. Amee just sat on her fat ass and filmed the kids running free and jumping on things as if it were normal behavior for children in public.

I think she had also showed up early before the restaurant was open for diners and so at some point, staff was trying to get ready to open and they had these feral kids running loose. Once the restaurant was letting people in, Amee still refused to correct the kids an so they annoyed other patrons as well.

I so dislike people who are raising children to be little assholes. ( I say this as someone who actually likes working with kids, but despises idiot parents who think the world should raise, support, feed and teach their children while they are always busy having "me time".)
 
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Gawdamit said:
She said she lives on Tik Tok. How can a mother properly raise kids being on the computer all day? She must have 4 nannies like Kim Kardashian.
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Four nannies named wooden spoon, power drill, screaming, and sharing a bed with dad.

Amy's fambily reminds me sometimes of the Hart family-- not the wrestlers, the lesbian SJWs with a bunch of adopted black kids that they exploited for woke points while neglecting and abusing, and who they ultimately annihilated. The SAHM of the couple "homeschooled" her six kids while also logging 10 hours a day in her League of Legends online game. (Or some other similar game.) Her game team played for years and never even knew she had kids.

And on top of that, she'd have carefully posed pictures of her kids doing wholesome homeschooling things on Instagram. She took them to folk festivals and BLM rallies. The family was even chosen to appear behind Bernie at a rally. All of that to get ass pats in public, while neglecting the kids and playing vidya in private.

Amy can't even do this properly. The Harts were extremely careful with their online presence, and had almost everyone fooled. They always moved states before any real CPS investigations started going. Amy was stupid enough to brag about how scared her kids are of the spoon on YouTube. Her hours and hours watching Rosie are easily verified on her account. Her grifting lacks finesse and is obvious a mile away. This ongoing intruige with her stolen handmade crafts and her insistence on selling illegal stabby cats is as tiresome as it is ludricous. She is predictable in her failures. You think she's going to commit to driving the shit van off a cliff when the heat gets too high? She'd find a way to fuck that up too.

What happened to the Hart children was bone chillingly horrible. But Amy seems hell bent on topping it by raising three kids to be the most likely to hurt even more people. To cause exponential suffering in the years to come.

And it's literally just because she wants attention and is lazy. Whatever doctor gave her those fertility drugs needs their Mexican medical license revoked. 🎩
 
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GrouchiCorn said:
Good god. How long did she not brush that shit for it to get that tangled? It's not as if she lays flat in a bed??
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The wrong hair texture + loose fabric rubbing on it is a disaster waiting to happen. A bad rats nest can happen in a day, easily. I'm guessing there's some trick to keep it from happening and she's just too lazy to bother?
 
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Let's Find Out! said:
they really don't have much of a yard to play in
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At the risk of sounding like Frank Grimes, the yard and house are palatial when you consider the combined earnings of a furniture salesman translator and his craft slob wife.
notfoodienotbeauty said:
they live in a small, dead-end neighborhood.
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You can say that again... and it's entirely of their own creation.
ETA: ok, ok, not entirely, Amy is the product of poverty, bad parenting and little education, but you know what I mean. She's not exactly doing much to fix the potholes in that boulevard of broken dreams.
 
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