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The question every whale must should ask is do you go the distance and tip smaller amounts and work with another whale to hit the twin tips goals every day or do you throw in huge amounts and get a few moments of euphoria from being a mega tipper. It is a tough call to make, it would be an even harder call to make if Phil was willing to display the top tipper and not hide all data away. Good luck paypiggies!
 
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Comma said:
He's doing a "I need your help right now" segment, begging for tips again because he needs to pay his new "tax guy" who charges up front, which DSP "forgot about". :story:

And he's claiming he's going to lose a lot of revenue because the amount of (gifted) subs have been down this month.

It. Never. Stops.


-EDIT- For anyone who wants to hear a successful mature adult beg like a dog, here's the clip:

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This is the most transparent, disgusting ebegging I have ever seen.
 
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This is it now boys..............
this every day until Phil dies or is banned from taking money randomly

enjoy the show

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I remember one paypig, don't remember his username or anything sadly, bitched about spending hundreds on some twitch thot to become her boyfriend or mod or both and then he found out that she has a boyfriend (this SHAWKS me!) and complained about all the money he wasted. So what does he do now? Blow his money on motorcycles, expensive jewelry, MtG cards, guns, knives, watches or any other such thing people blow their money on that at least gets you some monetary value back if you ever got sick of them and wanted to get rid of them? Nah, he spends it on Dave so he can get Scopely's quarterly revenue numbers to rise. This was on a stream where he dropped a ridiculous amount of money and then said that he "owned" the trolls in DSP's chat.
Those people just ain't right. If Phil wasn't there they'd just be blowing their tax returns, unemployment benefits, tardbux, stimmy checks or whatever else on some other streamer.
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I think I know which payping you mean. It was even more pathetic.

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Streamer Amouranth has been hiding her marriage to keep the donations rolling in. video from L of the day.

Just bringing up a leaked dm from the bottom of the thread : (EDIT: removed identifying information of mod to not break subreddit...
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mod: So I’m on /r/livestreamfail... and there’s news you have a husband? This can’t be true right?

Amouranth: I do have a husband. But obviously I’m not gonna mention him because then people get turned off by that idea. Do you know what I mean?

mod: No, I don’t understand it. Why did you hide having a husband?

Amouranth: Why is it any of your business anyways? Am I not allowed to keep that aspect of my life private?

mod: I’ve been supporting you for 2 years now. I’m always moderating your chat making sure dumbasses don’t say shit about you... Do you know how much I support you? I always donate to you... I’ve given you thousands of dollars at this point...

Amouranth: And I am still thankful for that?

mod: And 2 months ago do you remember what you said to me? I had just got off work and I sent you a picture of my “bored but tired” face on Snapchat. And you said I looked cute. Obviously you know how much I like you. I was gonna fly out to TwitchCon this year... I was hoping we’d maybe get a few drinks afterwards, just you and me... see where the night takes us. And now this comes out? I feel like such a moron.

Amouranth: Don’t say that. Listen of course you’re cute! I am so thankful to call you my friend. And you are such a big supporter of me but I do have a husband and that’s just how it is. I’m sorry if you had other intentions in mind but I am taken.

mod: I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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Bonus track,


This is how I have always imagined every whale in Phil's chat lmao
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
I think I know which payping you mean. It was even more pathetic.

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Streamer Amouranth has been hiding her marriage to keep the donations rolling in. video from L of the day.

Just bringing up a leaked dm from the bottom of the thread : (EDIT: removed identifying information of mod to not break subreddit...
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Should someone want to avoid visiting Reddit, I'll just quote the post


Bonus track,


This is how I have always imagined every whale in Phil's chat lmao
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wow what a betacuck
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
I think I know which payping you mean. It was even more pathetic.

old.reddit.com

Streamer Amouranth has been hiding her marriage to keep the donations rolling in. video from L of the day.

Just bringing up a leaked dm from the bottom of the thread : (EDIT: removed identifying information of mod to not break subreddit...
old.reddit.com old.reddit.com

Should someone want to avoid visiting Reddit, I'll just quote the post


Bonus track,


This is how I have always imagined every whale in Phil's chat lmao
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Nah, that was a DSP paypig bitching about how he used to spend money on a thot and then got nothing out of it because he found out she has a boyfriend. It was someone other than Amouranth, but yeah the situation played out almost the same way as the Amouranth one, it's just that he was a regular paypig and not even one of the thot's stream mods. Really goes to show what kind of people drop that much money on people that hate them and see them as just cashslaves.
 
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harbinger said:
I’m highly offended by your use of “wop” here. Philip is a polack.
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As the official representative of the Slavic race on the KiwiFarms Phillip Burnell subforum, we officially disavow and reject Phil's membership in one of our ethnicities. We will never reverse our decision and any attempt for appeal will be overruled. The Itahliens can take him.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
He REALLY hates the fact that he has to play this game, also pressing X to Gout on the shorter prestream, every time he says that his prestreams seem to last longer than usual.
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This tweet reads like "The Prestream" is some kind of supernatural being that has Phil in its thrall. This stupid fuck keeps acting like he has no control over his schedule or his content, like literally anyone alive thinks there's some unchangeable force compelling the pigroach to do what he does. He CAN'T do overtime. He CAN'T play JRPGs. He will TRY to cut out the prestream. Is Jasper going to break Phil's knees if he doesn't do the usual amount and format of begging? Blink twice if you need help, Phil.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
why does he think he needs to do, or that people even like, these stupid fucking "prestreams"
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As a narcissist he loves to hear himself talk, and blabbing for upwards of two hours per stream is how he bigs himself up by saying he works 8-10 hours a day, because he's convinced himself that sitting on a couch in unwashed PJ pants is the same thing as clocking in and standing on line at a machine shop.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
He REALLY hates the fact that he has to play this game, also pressing X to Gout on the shorter prestream, every time he says that his prestreams seem to last longer than usual.
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Read: Thanks for the money, dummy.

Hey, cucklords, this what you get when you spoil the hog. So, in your futile attempts to "own the trolls", you get less time for Daddy to yell at you for the stupid question you attached to $0.51
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
why does he think he needs to do, or that people even like, these stupid fucking "prestreams"
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alotuvpeepol told phil that other strimmers have prestrims
so phil has to do it too

but whereas other streamers use the time to let people come into the stream, and then have a quick rundown of what is happening
phil uses the prestream to clock in then poop on company time, then bitch for an hour... because he loves to play games guys
 
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