Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[AnOminous]

Walterringtail is one that comes to mind. Even on his damn Stan Lee tribute pic he had to put feet in there.

You could call it the Dan Schneider effect.

 

[Mikoyan]

The mother of... What now?

Might as well be Mothers of gays or something.

Literally called Moms of Furries, which is... yeah.

These whitewashing wine moms are one of the creepiest not-actually-illegal things I've seen in Furry for quite some time.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Awhile ago I saw this get posted someplace. It's from the World of Warcraft roleplay community.




If you don't want to blow up those images to read through all of that dogshit, it was a WoW player who likes to roleplay as a bear that bangs people up the ass. Not an anthropomorphic bear, mind. Just a damned animal. The reason the window looks so WoW-like is because people used, and probably still use, an extremely elaborate suite of WoW mods that allow you to mouse over other players you meet in-game (who have the mod installed) and have the mod pop out whatever the player wrote about that character, which can be multiple tabs full of icons and formatting and meters and all kinds of other dogshit. In practice, every fucking character profile you open has a description of that character's horsecock at the bottom, especially the female characters.

It's all extremely autistic, but the bear guy managed to stand out due to how many requirements he placed upon whom the bear would fuck. He specifically wanted male, human characters who were muscular and manly and had no animal characteristics. He went to great lengths to explain how even though he roleplayed a fuck bear, he was not a furry and hated furries and would never roleplay with a furry. He also refused to fuck women, girly men, and Australians.

He even provided a flowchart of conditions that must be fulfilled in order to be fucked by the bear.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Awhile ago I saw this get posted someplace. It's from the World of Warcraft roleplay community.

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If you don't want to blow up those images to read through all of that dogshit, it was a WoW player who likes to roleplay as a bear that bangs people up the ass. Not an anthropomorphic bear, mind. Just a damned animal. The reason the window looks so WoW-like is because people used, and probably still use, an extremely elaborate suite of WoW mods that allow you to mouse over other players you meet in-game (who have the mod installed) and have the mod pop out whatever the player wrote about that character, which can be multiple tabs full of icons and formatting and meters and all kinds of other dogshit. In practice, every fucking character profile you open has a description of that character's horsecock at the bottom, especially the female characters.

It's all extremely autistic, but the bear guy managed to stand out due to how many requirements he placed upon whom the bear would fuck. He specifically wanted male, human characters who were muscular and manly and had no animal characteristics. He went to great lengths to explain how even though he roleplayed a fuck bear, he was not a furry and hated furries and would never roleplay with a furry. He also refused to fuck women, girly men, and Australians.

He even provided a flowchart of conditions that must be fulfilled in order to be fucked by the bear.

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This is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

I lost it at “Stay the fuck away from me if you’re from Australia.”

 

[TFT-A9]

This is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

I lost it at “Stay the fuck away from me if you’re from Australia.”

You know I never saw anything this fucking insane and autistic in DAoC, Guild Wars, CoH/CoV, EQ, UO, LotRO, FFXI or anything fucking else.

It's WoW, it's always WoW where I see this, and there's gotta be a reason for it.

 

[Spoonomancer]

You know I never saw anything this fucking insane and autistic in DAoC, Guild Wars, CoH/CoV, EQ, UO, LotRO, FFXI or anything fucking else.

It's WoW, it's always WoW where I see this, and there's gotta be a reason for it.

because WoW is stupid popular compared to all of those other MMO's released. Also has multiple furry-bait content in it as well which causes the autism seen in that forum post.

 

[Pukebucket]

This is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

I lost it at “Stay the fuck away from me if you’re from Australia.”

I wonder if it's because there are no actual bears in Australia...

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Awhile ago I saw this get posted someplace. It's from the World of Warcraft roleplay community.

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If you don't want to blow up those images to read through all of that dogshit, it was a WoW player who likes to roleplay as a bear that bangs people up the ass. Not an anthropomorphic bear, mind. Just a damned animal. The reason the window looks so WoW-like is because people used, and probably still use, an extremely elaborate suite of WoW mods that allow you to mouse over other players you meet in-game (who have the mod installed) and have the mod pop out whatever the player wrote about that character, which can be multiple tabs full of icons and formatting and meters and all kinds of other dogshit. In practice, every fucking character profile you open has a description of that character's horsecock at the bottom, especially the female characters.

It's all extremely autistic, but the bear guy managed to stand out due to how many requirements he placed upon whom the bear would fuck. He specifically wanted male, human characters who were muscular and manly and had no animal characteristics. He went to great lengths to explain how even though he roleplayed a fuck bear, he was not a furry and hated furries and would never roleplay with a furry. He also refused to fuck women, girly men, and Australians.

He even provided a flowchart of conditions that must be fulfilled in order to be fucked by the bear.

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I like the part where he talks about impregnating men with bear cubs and magic potions that can give the bear multicocks.

I wonder if anyone ever tried roleplaying demanding child support from the bear after their buttpregnancy?

 

[MugolEx]

I've seen that artist's art on instagram (third one down). I'm not saying he's a
pedophile. But there is something about his art style; every character looks so childish.

Spoiler: Yea

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Artists draw children all the time, but there's something about a furry artist drawing anthropomorphic children or drawing in a style that makes the characters appear young that irks me. And I think this arises from how sexual the fandom is.

It's no secret that the furry fandom is historically and explicitly sexual. Furies like to pretend that it is not just a fetish to look better in public perception but, just take a look at their art (which much of it being cub art like the bathtub pic you posted) or the many pedo controversies they have been apart of and you know that's just a thinly veiled lie. Anyone who has been around the internet before 2010 remembers why furies were hated so much and why they should be today. People who defend what is obviously more than just a "fandom" but are not in the "fandom" themselfs will essentially say something along the lines of "NOT ALL FURRIES ARE DEGENERATE PEDOS! SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE PUTTING ON ANIMAL COSTUMES LOL! JUST BE TOLERANT!" and just ignore the numerous controversies and weird the pedo shit this "fandom" produces. And these kinds of people are a dime a dozen, mostly being YouTubers like Theodds1out from what I noticed. And its people like these is why furies haven't been shamed back into the darkest reaches of society again.

 

[maple sparrow]

I've been meaning to start a thread on this guy I found years ago while I was farming furry tumblr, but I'll just post here instead. Check out 25 y/o Hootwheelz, aka Stryxnine, aka CJ, aka Lizzie July, aka Thetawaves, aka Lucariwhoa, aka Derek Dubowski of Estevan SK Canada. Currently thinks he's an owl girl and a puppet but we'll see how long that lasts because he changes identities more than he changes his bedsheets. He denied being a brony for YEARS and was discovered to have a secret gay brony tumblr, and now he's back in a brony phase playing Pony Town with his little gay friends. He's completely delusional and loves to diagnose himself with whatever retardation validates his laziness at any given moment, including (but not limited to) autism, ADHD, and DID. He lives in squalor and filth, doesn't shower, and refuses to participate in basic personal hygiene, and all of his teeth fell out because he couldn't be fucked to brush them, and now he looks like the witch from Snow White.

He's OBSESSED with shit talking his parents online, blaming them for his 'horrible childhood' and many shortcomings despite them being totally normal people and raising another son who turned out to be pretty alright. He also posted an article he wrote on his Facebook where he talks about how he's only attracted to women who look like his mom and how he wants to be a little girl taught how to have sex by an older woman but he's totally not a pedophile, guys!

I could literally write a book about this guy. He's been my favorite personal LolCow for years and never starves us for content.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hootwheelz
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hootwheelz
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/hootwheelz
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lucariwhoa

 

[Juan?]

This is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

I lost it at “Stay the fuck away from me if you’re from Australia.”

Might've had a run-in with australian shitposters.

">Who's hurting your feelings bear?"
"90% of shitposters are Aussies, they are destroying the game."

"I hate Australians so god damn much"

 

[Bryce Tankthrust]

Wanted to post about a furfag I've kept some tabs on for his clown behavior and finally decided to dig for. You might already know him because of his Star Fox fan cartoon that was popular for ten minutes before normies stopped giving a shit. All that remains of the fanbase now are autistically-devoted furries, nostalgia-wankers because it’s trying painfully hard to be old school, or the suckers who donated to a crappy project that hasn’t seen its second episode in almost five years. Sound familiar?

Matthew Gafford, better known as Fredryk Phox. Ancient furfag who’s been in the fandom since age 11 (see bottom gallery, bet your ass furs tried to groom him then) and creator of Star Fox the Animated Series A Fox in Space (lol Nintendo deletes AM2R but not the furry cartoon).

First, his Twitter. Most of it seems to be basic millennial-tier infantilism, bitching, or gatekeeping. And it can’t be a furry Twitter without virtue signaling and narcissism.







There's a noticeable amount of his fanfiction OC version of Wolf who, if you’ve watched the first episode and clips, is trying to rape Fox.









We get it, Fred, you jerk it to Wolf.

Second, his Twitch. He’s got a FaceRig for some of his characters.



Don't know the hyena. Guessing an OC or some other furfag’s character who paid to be in episode 2 (lol never coming out).

Conspiracy theory: There's something about his voice in these streams I found off (example). Could just be him being just creepy, but someone I talked this with said he sounds like he's lowkey voicing Wolf alongside the FaceRig as a form of roleplay with his viewers (he voices most of the main characters). Like, he keeps the drawl he uses while voicing Wolf. I watched a vid of him on his YouTube and they do sound different, but that could be for other reasons. If he really is doing that it sounds predatory, especially given the average Twitch user is under 18, which wouldn't feel OOC for a guy with that face.

There's also his Discord for the show but not much to say about it. Just infested with furries and has a rule where you have to be sixteen to join the server (which does nothing).

Apart from being a whiny narc, I'm getting a couple red flags from this guy.

Will post a followup if I’m bothered to dig more. But if he has dirt he knows to hide it because there's really not much about him online.

Unassorted screenshots:

Links to his shit:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvU3L4wOrubaBtQeTuZ3TiQ

http://twitter.com/AFoxInSpaceShow

A Fox in Space

a-fox-in-space.tumblr.com

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fredrykphox/ << Clean but he could just have his porn on a secret account.

Fredryk Phox's Drug War

©1999-2006 Fredryk Phox

fredryk.livejournal.com

ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Fredryk_Phox

 

[Sigma]

Wanted to post about a furfag I've kept some tabs on for his clown behavior and finally decided to dig for. You might already know him because of his Star Fox fan cartoon that was popular for ten minutes before normies stopped giving a shit. All that remains of the fanbase now are autistically-devoted furries, nostalgia-wankers because it’s trying painfully hard to be old school, or the suckers who donated to a crappy project that hasn’t seen its second episode in almost five years. Sound familiar?

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Matthew Gafford, better known as Fredryk Phox. Ancient furfag who’s been in the fandom since age 11 (see bottom gallery, bet your ass furs tried to groom him then) and creator of Star Fox the Animated Series A Fox in Space (lol Nintendo deletes AM2R but not the furry cartoon).

First, his Twitter. Most of it seems to be basic millennial-tier infantilism, bitching, or gatekeeping. And it can’t be a furry Twitter without virtue signaling and narcissism.

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There's a noticeable amount of his fanfiction OC version of Wolf who, if you’ve watched the first episode and clips, is trying to rape Fox.

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We get it, Fred, you jerk it to Wolf.

Second, his Twitch. He’s got a FaceRig for some of his characters.

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Don't know the hyena. Guessing an OC or some other furfag’s character who paid to be in episode 2 (lol never coming out).

Conspiracy theory: There's something about his voice in these streams I found off (example). Could just be him being just creepy, but someone I talked this with said he sounds like he's lowkey voicing Wolf alongside the FaceRig as a form of roleplay with his viewers (he voices most of the main characters). Like, he keeps the drawl he uses while voicing Wolf. I watched a vid of him on his YouTube and they do sound different, but that could be for other reasons. If he really is doing that it sounds predatory, especially given the average Twitch user is under 18, which wouldn't feel OOC for a guy with that face.

There's also his Discord for the show but not much to say about it. Just infested with furries and has a rule where you have to be sixteen to join the server (which does nothing).

Apart from being a whiny narc, I'm getting a couple red flags from this guy.

Will post a followup if I’m bothered to dig more. But if he has dirt he knows to hide it because there's really not much about him online.

Unassorted screenshots:

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Links to his shit:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvU3L4wOrubaBtQeTuZ3TiQ

http://twitter.com/AFoxInSpaceShow

A Fox in Space

a-fox-in-space.tumblr.com

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fredrykphox/ << Clean but he could just have his porn on a secret account.

Fredryk Phox's Drug War

©1999-2006 Fredryk Phox

fredryk.livejournal.com

ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Fredryk_Phox

So? I'm not really seeing anything there beyond something of an obsession with the characters but you'd pretty much have to be in order to make animations like that.

 

[Bryce Tankthrust]

So? I'm not really seeing anything there beyond something of an obsession with the characters but you'd pretty much have to be in order to make animations like that.

Yeah, I'll admit there isn't much to him. But even the "normal" furries can turn out to be complete degenerates later on (Kero and calling it now, Majira Strawberry).

 

[Dahmer]

Wanted to post about a furfag I've kept some tabs on for his clown behavior and finally decided to dig for. You might already know him because of his Star Fox fan cartoon that was popular for ten minutes before normies stopped giving a shit. All that remains of the fanbase now are autistically-devoted furries, nostalgia-wankers because it’s trying painfully hard to be old school, or the suckers who donated to a crappy project that hasn’t seen its second episode in almost five years. Sound familiar?

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Matthew Gafford, better known as Fredryk Phox. Ancient furfag who’s been in the fandom since age 11 (see bottom gallery, bet your ass furs tried to groom him then) and creator of Star Fox the Animated Series A Fox in Space (lol Nintendo deletes AM2R but not the furry cartoon).

First, his Twitter. Most of it seems to be basic millennial-tier infantilism, bitching, or gatekeeping. And it can’t be a furry Twitter without virtue signaling and narcissism.

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There's a noticeable amount of his fanfiction OC version of Wolf who, if you’ve watched the first episode and clips, is trying to rape Fox.

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We get it, Fred, you jerk it to Wolf.

Second, his Twitch. He’s got a FaceRig for some of his characters.

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Don't know the hyena. Guessing an OC or some other furfag’s character who paid to be in episode 2 (lol never coming out).

Conspiracy theory: There's something about his voice in these streams I found off (example). Could just be him being just creepy, but someone I talked this with said he sounds like he's lowkey voicing Wolf alongside the FaceRig as a form of roleplay with his viewers (he voices most of the main characters). Like, he keeps the drawl he uses while voicing Wolf. I watched a vid of him on his YouTube and they do sound different, but that could be for other reasons. If he really is doing that it sounds predatory, especially given the average Twitch user is under 18, which wouldn't feel OOC for a guy with that face.

There's also his Discord for the show but not much to say about it. Just infested with furries and has a rule where you have to be sixteen to join the server (which does nothing).

Apart from being a whiny narc, I'm getting a couple red flags from this guy.

Will post a followup if I’m bothered to dig more. But if he has dirt he knows to hide it because there's really not much about him online.

Unassorted screenshots:

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Links to his shit:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvU3L4wOrubaBtQeTuZ3TiQ

http://twitter.com/AFoxInSpaceShow

A Fox in Space

a-fox-in-space.tumblr.com

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fredrykphox/ << Clean but he could just have his porn on a secret account.

Fredryk Phox's Drug War

©1999-2006 Fredryk Phox

fredryk.livejournal.com

ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Fredryk_Phox

There really isn't much here beyond the usual furry autism. Furries fixating on a character and making it into an OC are dime a dozen.

There's also way too much speculation on him possibly being a predator with nothing to back it up.

 

[Bryce Tankthrust]

There really isn't much here beyond the usual furry autism. Furries fixating on a character and making it into an OC are dime a dozen.

I forgot about that. Furries can't be creative for shit.

There's also way too much speculation on him possibly being a predator with nothing to back it up.

True, was a thought that looking back was retarded to mention.

He still looks creepy, though. Even if that's normal for furries, too.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Wanted to post about a furfag I've kept some tabs on for his clown behavior and finally decided to dig for. You might already know him because of his Star Fox fan cartoon that was popular for ten minutes before normies stopped giving a shit. All that remains of the fanbase now are autistically-devoted furries, nostalgia-wankers because it’s trying painfully hard to be old school, or the suckers who donated to a crappy project that hasn’t seen its second episode in almost five years. Sound familiar?

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Matthew Gafford, better known as Fredryk Phox. Ancient furfag who’s been in the fandom since age 11 (see bottom gallery, bet your ass furs tried to groom him then) and creator of Star Fox the Animated Series A Fox in Space (lol Nintendo deletes AM2R but not the furry cartoon).

First, his Twitter. Most of it seems to be basic millennial-tier infantilism, bitching, or gatekeeping. And it can’t be a furry Twitter without virtue signaling and narcissism.

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There's a noticeable amount of his fanfiction OC version of Wolf who, if you’ve watched the first episode and clips, is trying to rape Fox.

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We get it, Fred, you jerk it to Wolf.

Second, his Twitch. He’s got a FaceRig for some of his characters.

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Don't know the hyena. Guessing an OC or some other furfag’s character who paid to be in episode 2 (lol never coming out).

Conspiracy theory: There's something about his voice in these streams I found off (example). Could just be him being just creepy, but someone I talked this with said he sounds like he's lowkey voicing Wolf alongside the FaceRig as a form of roleplay with his viewers (he voices most of the main characters). Like, he keeps the drawl he uses while voicing Wolf. I watched a vid of him on his YouTube and they do sound different, but that could be for other reasons. If he really is doing that it sounds predatory, especially given the average Twitch user is under 18, which wouldn't feel OOC for a guy with that face.

There's also his Discord for the show but not much to say about it. Just infested with furries and has a rule where you have to be sixteen to join the server (which does nothing).

Apart from being a whiny narc, I'm getting a couple red flags from this guy.

Will post a followup if I’m bothered to dig more. But if he has dirt he knows to hide it because there's really not much about him online.

Unassorted screenshots:

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Links to his shit:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvU3L4wOrubaBtQeTuZ3TiQ

http://twitter.com/AFoxInSpaceShow

A Fox in Space

a-fox-in-space.tumblr.com

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fredrykphox/ << Clean but he could just have his porn on a secret account.

Fredryk Phox's Drug War

©1999-2006 Fredryk Phox

fredryk.livejournal.com

ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Fredryk_Phox

So I've met the guy before and to be honest the whole thing with the wolf obsession isn't entirely plausable. From my short time talking to him he just has the bit of the drawl that wolf has, except it's not as obvious when he's not voicing him. He just seems like a regular dude who draws, and not much else. I can't attest to much about his financials other than he does all the stuff by himself and had moved to blender models to try to get it done quicker, but I did talk to him about the whole furry gig he's got and he pretty much said to me what he said in the comment you posted: He just prefers drawing the stuff and hates his association because of the bullshit that's been going on as of late.

If anything, it'd probably be better to wait and see if something actually interesting comes up. Also where are the archives, nigger.

 

[Bryce Tankthrust]

If anything, it'd probably be better to wait and see if something actually interesting comes up.

Agreed, nothing I posted is meaningful.

Also where are the archives, nigger.

Ehhh yeah might have slacked on archiving. Need to do that.

One more thing I noticed. On his ED, there's the link for a deleted video he did featuring a Lolcow, 2 Gryphon. Probably nothing again but friends maybe?

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Agreed, nothing I posted is meaningful.



Ehhh yeah might have slacked on archiving. Need to do that.

One more thing I noticed. On his ED, there's the link for a deleted video he did featuring a Lolcow, 2 Gryphon. Probably nothing again but friends maybe?

This guy dates back to Albinoblacksheep days, look about some more. He's benign at best. He memes at worst and just likes the characters it seems like. That's just been his thing for years.

Fredryk Phox: The ABS Video

Fredryk Phox's ABS video.

www.albinoblacksheep.com

 

[Zoetrope]

I made a not so good topic about this guy but damn he ticks so many of the boxes, including being furry

[spoiler[ pedo content but also furry

[/spoiler]

tl;dr older guy I use to be friends with years ago until it turned out he was insane pedo/furry along with many other terrible qualities.