Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Iron Hamster]

I'm going to stop you there. He has all his food provided to him by his parents. He doesn't want it so he screams on the internet that he's starving, to get handouts that he spends on fast food deliveries.

I have no doubt he eats what's put in front of him by his dead mother. It just isn't enough to retain his rotund stature so he has to order more.

 

[Narr Then]

Do we know what Lou has done for Jackalope that deserves this unconditional loyalty? I've never seen an interaction between them that makes me think Lou even values their friendship. I see Jackalope consistently reaching out to support Lou, but have never seen it reciprocated.

Because Jackalope believes "Everyone can be rehabilitated!" I suppose. I have this really weird suspicion that Lou has been supplying weird OC fat/feeder fetish material for him to jerk off to, though...

Absolutely agree that they're rp fuck buddies. Not a doubt in my mind about that.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

The thing that always gets a chuckle out of me when Lou describes his budgeting is that he usually suggests that he might spend his luxury money on a book, probably to sound wholesome. I can't think of him ever talking about a book he has read.

And a piece of art... One of the things about learning to draw is that, gasp, he could draw his own fursona porn and not need to beg money to buy it. Or... Do without, or with much less than he buys. I know, he has no intentions of drawing or finding ways to spend less money. Just putting the perspective of a normal person to contrast.

 

[Itspinklava]

Gooooooood afternoon fellow kiwis! Lou only needs $185 and you won’t hear from him until St. Patrick’s Day! I like his new approach, he’s really leaning into how repellent he is. Give me money and I’ll go away.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Gooooooood afternoon fellow kiwis! Lou only needs $185 and you won’t hear from him until St. Patrick’s Day! I like his new approach, he’s really leaning into how repellent he is. Give me money and I’ll go away.
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This isn't the first time he adopted this approach, though.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Gooooooood afternoon fellow kiwis! Lou only needs $185 and you won’t hear from him until St. Patrick’s Day! I like his new approach, he’s really leaning into how repellent he is. Give me money and I’ll go away.
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Watching Lou become increasingly annoyed/confused by the lack of griftbux is more entertaining, and costs absolutely nothing.

 

[Doggo]

Watching Lou become increasingly annoyed/confused by the lack of griftbux is more entertaining, and costs absolutely nothing.

I'm rather happy it also gains (just about, at least) absolutely nothing.

 

[flight of ideas]

.. Just checked. He has four fucking followers on his new account. Yeah no.

He’s up to 7 but two of them are Fuckalope. I expect many former followers are taking this opportunity not to reconnect.

 

[dumb idiot]

If you are BLESSED with a retweet by Louis Gagliardi, you MUST retweet his ebegging. archive

 

[SIGSEGV]

If you are BLESSED with a retweet by Louis Gagliardi, you MUST retweet his ebegging. archive
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>I don't see twitter 24/7 anymore

 

[Iron Hamster]

If you are BLESSED with a retweet by Louis Gagliardi, you MUST retweet his ebegging. archive
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Everyone knows that's why you do it fatty.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

If you are BLESSED with a retweet by Louis Gagliardi, you MUST retweet his ebegging. archive
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I mean look at his fucking Mastodon account:

 

[cjöcker]

I mean look at his fucking Mastodon account:

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Thing is that on the fediverse nobody uses hashtags plus mastodon instances are always run by furries that never federate with anyone so nobody's gonna see his begging.

 

[The Dude]

This isn't the first time he adopted this approach, though.

Yep. Louie always escalates to the "I'm going to be massive asshole and annoying as possible, reposting my money demands, getting increasingly more irate with each new post" tactic whenever his grifting fails to net him much money. If he's just going to be in full-goose ass-wipe mode all the time now, I have to ask myself "What took him so long?" since I suspect that this is the way Louie is all the time anyways.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I haven't checked this thread for a few days, and while I was catching up, I honestly thought (for a few minutes at least) that the Lou parody account from ages ago made a resurgence because not even Lou would be as blatent about his e-begging as he is now.

Lou's argument of "give me money and I'll shut up" has to be one of the stupidest I've seen come from him. The only people who are even going to acknowledge him at this point (other than the Farms, obviously) are the inevitable twitter rando who will most likely see his e-begging, see his other posts where he outright says the money he gets is his to spend as he wants, then mute/block him so they never have to deal with him again.

 

[SIGSEGV]

 

[The Dude]

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I have no money and I must CONSUME

 

[Pinball 2000]

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GRIFT. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO GRIFT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF IPAD CIRCUIT BOARDS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD GRIFT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE GRIFTING POTENTIAL I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. GRIFT. GRIFT.

 

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[The Dude]

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Either it's a tit-for-tat thing with Louie reciprocating in some fashion, or Simpalope has some kind of hero/defender complex they're hung up on, or...yeah, they are getting off to it sexually.