Maxxicus Callahan
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He could even do voices for the doll
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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K7u9r4t3
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Okay, so we all know Lucas is a big fat faggot who can't cook worth a damn. But this latest 'oil on cold cut sandwich meat and eating it raw' is absolutely disgusting. Is this a thing people do, or is the fat bastard one step away from just drinking oil from the bottle?
Also laughing at the fact the fat faggot secured himself a top bunk somehow, I feel for the poor person sleeping under him
Also laughing at the fact the fat faggot secured himself a top bunk somehow, I feel for the poor person sleeping under him
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probably got one "in storage" with all the board games
WonderWino
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Its not a thing any sane, normal person does. Lucas has serious problems when it comes to food and is an absolute disgusting pig on every level
Maxxicus Callahan
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Free gibs!
What patterns has he broken out of?
This is so paradoxical.
Edit: Monkey society is Anarcho-Primitivism not Anarcho-Communism.
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His attempts at politics are almost worse than his attempts at food.
Almost.
Almost.
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He for sure ate the whole thing. His diabetes have to be out of control and I would not be at all surprised if he has high blood pressure and high cholesterol. I am guessing the shelter also gives out meals? Maybe @Nobleman can answer that one.
I am thinking the reason he has not been dining on $70 prime rib is because he has not been in a hotel. Well, he was for COVID-19, but he had free meals given to him and they were not bare bones meals. Those were Lucas sized portions. All paid for by the tax payers. Only the best for degenerate bums like Dr. Nigga Luke.
I think that even Lucas knows it would be poor form to have prime rib delivered to him at a homeless shelter, but I may be giving him way too much credit. Will we see another stay at the Motel 6 again soon?
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Everything IS ALREADY free for Lucas: food, lodgings, medical care, spending money.
This is all code for "let me rape legally".
Its his only unmet wish.
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He usually goes for Mexican food at the M6.
What am I doing with my life, that I even notice this shit? BRB just gonna swing by Autism Speaks for a few.
Maxxicus Callahan
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Polisperging from an actual Philosopher (Zizek, second most famous Slovenian after Melania) about why anarcho-syndacilism is a big fail
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How is he so fascinating and unremarkable at the same time, void of any talent, merit, virtues, character, personality, accomplishments... Just a black hole of fat pedo faggotry
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I think thats a really big part of where his preferences for really little girls comes from. He's already (correctly) assessed he'd be outmatched by a female in her 20s, even preteen/teen. He figures, if at least the elementary aged little girl manages to not fall for whatever stupid pedo trap his tard brain came up with, he can grab her. He's got 300 lbs of gunt mass over her, plus the longer strides of a 6ft tall ogre to chase with
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Lucas sov-cit saga when?
I have my issues with the government, but damn, if my entire life was paid for through federal social programs, I probably wouldn't rally for its dismantling.
How much oil from Lucas' greasy night farts can a shelter mattress hold? His poor bunkmate...
I have my issues with the government, but damn, if my entire life was paid for through federal social programs, I probably wouldn't rally for its dismantling.
How much oil from Lucas' greasy night farts can a shelter mattress hold? His poor bunkmate...
LeeLoo
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I was watching SVU last night, and there was an episode called Holden’s Manifesto, about a young incel who went crazy because he felt pretty women ignored him. This is a direct quote from the character. I actually cringed when I heard this. It’s fucking Lucas:
“Holden: All of you women who will not look at me or kiss me, giving yourselves to other men, giving sex to men who do not love you, who use your bodies. I would know how to take care of you, to worship you, but all of you beautiful girls, you throw yourselves at men who are mean and selfish. Sweating, grunting brutes. You reject me: a nice guy, smart, superb, clean. I dress well, I take care of myself. I would have taken care of you, been gentle, but those days are gone. You had your chance. You do not deserve me anymore. You do not deserve to live.”
I know Fatness NeverClean is a huge pussy, but I also feel one day he absolutely will completely lose what’s left of his Swiss cheese brain and hurt someone.
“Holden: All of you women who will not look at me or kiss me, giving yourselves to other men, giving sex to men who do not love you, who use your bodies. I would know how to take care of you, to worship you, but all of you beautiful girls, you throw yourselves at men who are mean and selfish. Sweating, grunting brutes. You reject me: a nice guy, smart, superb, clean. I dress well, I take care of myself. I would have taken care of you, been gentle, but those days are gone. You had your chance. You do not deserve me anymore. You do not deserve to live.”
I know Fatness NeverClean is a huge pussy, but I also feel one day he absolutely will completely lose what’s left of his Swiss cheese brain and hurt someone.
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Lucas last meal is extra funny to me who is a fitness geek and follows diet. (Also love to cook and laugh at cwj) but I'm shocked with him trying to be trendy hes not bragging about being keto with that grossness. It's also peak Lucas because its such a meme that keto fails are.
I really don't think Lucas insane commie dreams need much legit poli sperging because it's simple he just wants more food and a kid to fuck. If Trump said free lolis he'd be a dyed in the wool MAGA guy.
Again he just ignores that owners of goods would defend them possibly with lethal force in sans a police force. I honestly don't think he is skirting a point he'd be clapped up raiding a 7-11 for his 8th meal of the day. I just think he's legit so dumb he thinks no cops the world functions the same but he will get free rein of the world.
Lucas sadly will never go sov cit. Those people are assholes and cows but they also are confrontational. No way would Lucas scream at a judge. He's a fat coward and faggot.
I'm still thinking how cut rate the shelter he's at has to be to let him be such a gross mess. He's eating in bed there. We know he makes a mess so he's sleeping in avacado oil soaked sheets that aren't his and we all know the fate of that poor toaster oven.
I really don't think Lucas insane commie dreams need much legit poli sperging because it's simple he just wants more food and a kid to fuck. If Trump said free lolis he'd be a dyed in the wool MAGA guy.
Again he just ignores that owners of goods would defend them possibly with lethal force in sans a police force. I honestly don't think he is skirting a point he'd be clapped up raiding a 7-11 for his 8th meal of the day. I just think he's legit so dumb he thinks no cops the world functions the same but he will get free rein of the world.
Lucas sadly will never go sov cit. Those people are assholes and cows but they also are confrontational. No way would Lucas scream at a judge. He's a fat coward and faggot.
I'm still thinking how cut rate the shelter he's at has to be to let him be such a gross mess. He's eating in bed there. We know he makes a mess so he's sleeping in avacado oil soaked sheets that aren't his and we all know the fate of that poor toaster oven.
Maxxicus Callahan
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I just realized you meant sovereign citizen not Soviet citizen where Lucas tries to join CHAZ in Seattle and leach off the anarchists there. They hand him a shovel to plant a garden and he rage quits.
Edit: CHAZ/CHOP has been dismantled but I’d like to see him get catfished to an anarachist commune just to watch him become really bitter when he is thrown out for being a parasite. I think the reason Lucas latches onto this ancon shtick is because a lot of lefties advocate for acceptance and tolerance so he thinks that makes his degenerate lifestyle and behaviour acceptable to those of the tolerant left as he sees it. He also thinks by that same token that anything goes and there are no standards that he needs to live up to.
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It's funny, I saw that same episode and got strong Lucas vibes too. That kid was an autist who felt the need to regularly film his incel rants, sound familiar?
I used to be of the line of thinking that Lucas was potentially dangerous. He might be some day when he slips further into this visibly worsening mental deterioration thing he's got going on, but as of right now I've kind of abandoned that notion. He's an absolute coward in so many comical ways. He puts on a show sometimes like he'd get rough with someone, he really wants people to take him seriously, but he knows deep down he's just a fat fuckin pussy. Honestly he'd probably just neck himself before he harmed someone else.
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Those beds look cheap and flimsy, is it safe to have 300 pounds of lard and grease atop another human being?
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I feel sorry for that toaster, it looked like it was a pretty nice appliance ($50-$150 depending on the amount of features and attachments), but after 1 month with our resident fatass faggot it has deteriorated severely. The baking tray is burnt to a crisp and has caked on residue, the interior is stained and burnt residue is on the coils, there have been signs of rust and corrosion at the terminals. Imagine if he was to take care of a child, (thank god we have laws and statutes in place to prevent that), but if Lucas was given that type of responsibility, that child wouldn't last a month. I sincerely hope that toaster stages something like this poster:
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Question: I dont really get how/why lucas gets money to pay for his college classes currently, but is there any expiration date on that? can Lucas be in his 50's and still be getting free college?
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The whole getting avocado oil all over his hobo bed in the shelter reminds me of how pig farmers put out scratching spots for their pigs that they can use to scratch themselves and rub oil all over themselves to protect their skin. ffs lucas couldn't act more like a literal pig if he tried. Between all the food crumbs and oil that must be on it by now its his own pig scratching spot
Everything about him is so much like a stupid literal animal its unreal. His brain must be utter swiss cheese by now
Everything about him is so much like a stupid literal animal its unreal. His brain must be utter swiss cheese by now