Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

This shit legit had me laughing, and not just because Lucas was the subject of the gratuitous torture porn. I would actually rather set my money on fire and lose my home if it meant Lucas couldn't have it either, but goddamn did this tempt me for a minute... to 'hire' Lucas for a job, where he has to make a video reading this out loud

That's almost be worth $50, but I'd absolutely insist on having the video first, then paying him.

Or having the video first then stiffing him, telling him "everything should be free, capitalist pig."

 

[IceQueen]

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His brain can’t grasp any of this, how do you steal a car to trade for land? Planting gardens would be nice but people trading deer meat for machine parts sounds like some post-apocalypse zombie survival horror game.

Edit: He doesn’t understand how coins came into use back in the day as a representation of value to replace the barter system so you don’t have to carry twenty deer carcasses around in a wheelbarrow to buy an axe.

That’s literally just it lmao he wants to revert to the bones of society, not realizing things would progress exactly as they did before and get us right back where we are with credit cards, cash, capital, etc.

 

[Cash Pope]

Good. Being proudly of Italian descent I'm rather relieved to see the Joe Pesci accent and the hot-dogs-in-grease calzones phased out now. Time for the Mexicans to take one for the team here.

Lol I'm both so I have to suffer double

Lucas as a Presidential candidate it somehow more ridiculous than Vermin Supreme, the Candidate with a boot on his head, advocating for a "pony for everyone". Granted Supreme i think is mostly a joke, and donates to horse sanctuaries in his local area. Its crazy how Lucas can be more of a joke, than the actual joke.

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Vermin Supreme is actually a performance artist IIRC. I think the closest serious candidate to Lucas would have to be Jonathan the Impaler Sharkey, who was a self proclaimed warlock and recently turned out to be a kiddy diddler.

 

[Kane Lives]

Vermin Supreme is actually a performance artist IIRC. I think the closest serious candidate to Lucas would have to be Jonathan the Impaler Sharkey, who was a self proclaimed warlock and recently turned out to be a kiddy diddler.

I think Lucas for President can be best compared to this guy: Emperor Norton

Let's face it, fatty here wants to be a king, and have everyone do his bidding. He isn't remotely interested in serving whatever shit cause he's mouthing, except as a proxy to power.

 

[Cash Pope]

I think Lucas for President can be best compared to this guy: Emperor Norton

Let's face it, fatty here wants to be a king, and have everyone do his bidding. He isn't remotely interested in serving whatever shit cause he's mouthing, except as a proxy to power.

At least Emperor Norton was never banned from Starbucks for harassing underage baristas

 

[CrazyAsHell]

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More teachings from the Wern. The more I think about it Lucas deep down under the veneer of wanting a free open society sounds like The Duke from Salo - 120 Days of Sodom. “

• “We Fascists are the only true anarchists, naturally, once we're masters of the state. In fact, the one true anarchy is that of power.”

How in the fuck can anyone be so stupid? Businesses open and everything on the shelves are free? LOL...come into my store thinking everything is free and find out exactly what IS free.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Lucas for President can be best compared to this guy: Emperor Norton

People actually liked Emperor Norton, to the point that when he created his own fake money, people actually accepted it as payment for stuff.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Nathan Larson Congressional Candidate for West Virginia wants to legalize incest and pedophilia. He got 1000 signatures to run which is pretty disturbing. And also he has a young daughter of his own

https://youtu.be/PzLNCbNHPik

Edit: It should go without saying that people who go around supporting this stuff should not have access to children. I hope child protective services swoops in to stop the freak if they haven’t done so already.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Larson_(politician)

It gets worse when you read the Wikipedia article on him. One of the only differences between him and Lucas is that he is an AnCap White Supremacist and isn’t homeless

 

[WonderWino]

Somebody said a while back that Lucas is like Mason Verger but homeless and fatter I think that’s a good comparison.
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.....Which makes me wonder if the reason he carries around that exacto knife he likes to show off is to test the depth of back fat on zoomer baes and see if they're fit for breeding....and probably eating afterwards

I'm surprised lucas hasn't annoyed enough people at the shelter with his 'where the party at??' bullshit and demands to be hooked up with a zoomer, that a few of them didn't get together and have hushed conversations knowingly within earshot of lucas, that they knew he would listen in on about where they're meeting their zoomer baes that weekend, and drawing up lists of places where the parties get held and numbers for zoomers that think the same way as lucas that get 'accidently' dropped or left behind where lucas will see them, pick them up, realize its what he wants and go off on a wild goose chase all around spokane trying to find these places. They could have a whole imaginary system of dead drops and ways of leaving messages for the 'older daddies' and zoomer baes to communicate, and have lucas skulking around seedy parts of spokane trying to locate the dead drops and leave his own messages. It would be easy for them to fuck with him like that and exactly the kind of thing he'd buy right into as it fits his insane beliefs and rants perfectly. and nobody walking past lucas in these areas would understand why he was getting so territorial about some seedy alley or particular spot in the park or whatever, so he'd look even crazier than he already does in public

I wonder how long it would take for him to realize he was being fucked with

Also, this sounds eerily like what 19th century lucas would have been. Also looks the part. Only difference is this guy isn't a stupid, creepy pedo:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherman_(vagabond)

 

[Mother Fucker]

That’s literally just it lmao he wants to revert to the bones of society, not realizing things would progress exactly as they did before and get us right back where we are with credit cards, cash, capital, etc.

He's survived his entire life off the charity of others. In his mind, even in a post government world where it's everyone for themselves there would still be people providing food for him while he sits around smoking weed and designing retarded boardgames. He would end up as food for dogs after a group of raiders set his hobo camp on fire and use him for target practice.

Side note, funny how he thinks being president and disbanding the government would mean every other country is just gonna mind it's own business while everyone lives in fairytale anarchy land. I'd give it less than a day before some other country said:

 

[AnOminous]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherman_(vagabond)

Also much like Emperor Norton apparently he was well liked enough that this happened:

"Leatherman was popular in Connecticut. He was reliable in his rounds, and people would have food ready for him, which he often ate on their doorsteps.[6][9] Ten towns along the Leatherman's route passed ordinances exempting him from the state "tramp law" passed in 1879.[1]"

Absolutely nobody is happy to see Lucas nor would ten towns ever pass a law specifically protecting him.

Also this guy was a tramp. Lucas is a plain old bum.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I recall Lucas talking about getting rammed up the ass by zoomer men like they were his dad in one of his recent hotel rants. Glad he cares more about women getting raped though if you are a man you should just shut up and deal with it because you can’t get pregnant, what a weird way to reinforce an attitude that is derided as toxic masculinity, some male feminist Lucas is.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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I recall Lucas talking about getting rammed up the ass in one of his recent hotel rants. Glad he cares more about women getting raped though if you are a man you should just shut up and deal with it because you can’t get pregnant, what a weird way to reinforce an attitude that is derided as toxic masculinity, some male feminist Lucas is.

He has crazy eyes in this one as to match the insanity of his statement.

Or should I say he has ’rape eyes’?

edit - Looking more at this picture I realized, if you split his face in half and look at each eye‘s individual expression, he looks like he is making two totally different facial expressions with one face.

 

[LeeLoo]

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He has crazy eyes in this one as to match the insanity of his statement.

Or should I say he has ’rape eyes’?

Right after Fatness NeverClean virtue signals about rape, he goes right back to his “fuck me or you’re a bigot” mantra. So, totally against rape, but also hates any woman who exercises autonomy. Got it.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I hope Lucas talks more about rape.

And consent.

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at this dumb shit he is posting. Just look at it. He isn't talking to them because he is a pussy and they would be mortified of the smelly old bum. Furthermore, he is banned from a large number of bars in the area. Who is he kidding?

 

[MoneyXmaker]

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He has crazy eyes in this one as to match the insanity of his statement.

Or should I say he has ’rape eyes’?

edit - Looking more at this picture I realized, if you split his face in half and look at each eye‘s individual expression, he looks like he is making two totally different facial expressions with one face.

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You see this lookin at you from across the bar, what’s your next move?

 

[RatRoyalty]

C'mon, Gen Z. Just give the Wern a girlfriend already.

 

[IceQueen]

Ugh I get so bored with him during these periods of him just posting his dumb ass “memes” (that aren’t actual memes... just text on top of random pictures) and no video content. If he wasn’t the stupidest person I’d ever encountered I would say that he would catch on to the fact that he’s boring us and might continue to do it so people would lose interest in shitting on him, but Lucas can’t live without the attention even if it’s bad attention, so I have hope he’ll be back to videos soon.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

C'mon, Gen Z. Just give the Wern a girlfriend already.

Gen Z: Best we can do is a body pillow, that’s all your getting a fuck pillow that you can cart around town and talk to. You can feed your waifu pillow toaster oven atrocities all day long and invent a way for it to reproduce through some metaphysical process of your own warped mind. Accept the coping pillow and move on, it’s not in the cards.