Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[denysdemontfort]

Question: I dont really get how/why lucas gets money to pay for his college classes currently, but is there any expiration date on that? can Lucas be in his 50's and still be getting free college?

If he's getting pell grants they have a max of 12 terms/6 years. He's likely also receiving the Washington College Grant. I don't know if that has any limits besides income which is obviously not a problem in his case.

 

[mothman96]

I used to be of the line of thinking that Lucas was potentially dangerous. He might be some day when he slips further into this visibly worsening mental deterioration thing he's got going on, but as of right now I've kind of abandoned that notion. He's an absolute coward in so many comical ways. He puts on a show sometimes like he'd get rough with someone, he really wants people to take him seriously, but he knows deep down he's just a fat fuckin pussy. Honestly he'd probably just neck himself before he harmed someone else.

Really, is that why he got banned from the HOC because he is an absolute coward. He knew full well HOC has security yet went psycho and got verbally abusive with the nurse and other women staff. How far would he have gone if he'd been alone with the girl, no one else around, no security. Rage is boiling within him and it will surface like it did at HOC. Thankfully he was not alone with the woman or he would have gone way beyond being verbally abusive towards her.

I think he only gets the Pell grant.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I think he only gets the Pell grant.

Pell grant is also only eligible for students who remain in 6 credit hours of classes, and have a total GPA of 2.0

We havent heard him talk about classes for some time now, so he may have stopped going. If he just stopped, and didnt do a true withdraw, he may now be on academic probation and wont be eligible to receive the pell grant anymore (unless he fills out a SAP form and turns it into the school to be reviewed by the dept of ed, but I dont think hes smart enough to do that)

If he did just stop going, he would now have to forfeit any of the student aid disbursement he received at the start of the semester. The dept of ed is going to request that back, and the school will keep him on suspension unless he pays it back. In other words SCC probably wont allow him to enroll a third time.

Edit: spelling

 

[mothman96]

Pell grant is also only eligible for students who remain in 6 credit hours of classes, and have a total GPA of 2.0

We havent heard him talk about classes for some time now, so he may have stopped going. If he just stopped, and didnt do a true withdraw, he may now be on academic probation and wont be eligible to receive the pell grant anymore (unless he fills out a SAP form and turns it into the school to be reviewed by the dept of ed, but I dont think hes smart enough to do that)

If he did just stop going, he would now have to forfeit any of the student aid disbursement he received at the start of the semester. The dept of ed is going to request that back, and the school will keep him on suspension unless he pays it back. In other words SCC probably wont allow him to enroll a third time.

Edit: spelling

I think he did end up on academic suspension after the Spring quarter 2019, that's why he didn't attend the 2019-2020 year. He took 3 classes Spring 2019, remedial Elementary Algebra II, and the same biology class he is currently taking, the 3rd class don't remember. He was flunking biology so he dropped it, flunked the Elementary Algebra II, don't know if he passed the 3rd class. Lucas on his own is incompetent to fill out any forms so I'd say it was an SSC advisor who helped him with any froms needed to get back to college/financial aid.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I think he did end up on academic suspension after the Spring quarter 2019, that's why he didn't attend the 2019-2020 year. He took 3 classes Spring 2019, remedial Elementary Algebra II, and the same biology class he is currently taking, the 3rd class don't remember. He was flunking biology so he dropped it, flunked the Elementary Algebra II, don't know if he passed the 3rd class. Lucas on his own is incompetent to fill out any forms so I'd say it was an SSC advisor who helped him with any froms needed to get back to college/financial aid.

Interesting. Hes still fucked then if he has done a SAP form and was.put on probation. As I recall, he has to stay within a set of parameters outlined by the school and the dept of ed to reinstate the financial aid, and one of the stipulations of a SAP form is that he cannot withdraw once he has started attending classes. (No grades less than a C, and no withdraws or incompletes).

I'm excited how this plays out either way.

 

[LeeLoo]

Again, my intense burning hatred for Fatness NeverClean often makes me reach a bit. Could any of the current crazy memes he’s posted be construed as criminal speech for trying to incite a riot? What about his latest one, where yet again he threatens young men with calling the Police if he is not given a woman. Is any of that illegal?

 

[mothman96]

Give him a girl or he'll call the cops.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I truly dont understand this. Salami is so oily enough on it's own. What possessed him to add additional oil ???

Avocado is green and therefore pouring its oil on pepperoni constitutes a salad in WernWorld?

It's funny, I saw that same episode and got strong Lucas vibes too. That kid was an autist who felt the need to regularly film his incel rants, sound familiar?

a little familiar, yes

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Give him a girl or he'll call the cops.
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These memes of his are getting oddly specific.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If lucas actually starts calling the cops and accusing people of selling meth, he's gonna get himself shanked.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I’d like to see him get catfished to an anarachist commune and watch him become really bitter when he is thrown out for being a parasite.

If that were on TV, I'd watch it.

Lucas's keen interest in politics, in action, amounts to incomprehensible social media posts, and occasionally lurking on the margins of a protest sniffing for puss puss.

Lucas has never been involved with an interesting organization, like an anarchist commune, because he is socially incompetent. Political participation requires social interaction. The commune, for example, is ultimately a group of folks, whose motivations baffle Lucas. Lucas has proven to be fantastically unsuccessful and low status in all social settings. He'd no more thrive in the commune than in high school, or the atheist circles he once tried to move in.

Give him a girl or he'll call the cops.
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Lucas is making threats, and even less sense than usual. As @Stafford Beer Bong notes, he's being quiet specific. Is he addressing Izik? Has Izik had such influence on his understanding of his dreaded puss puss competition, the Gen Z male, that be believes what's leverage over Izik is leverage over the rest of them?

Or his he merely a crazy fat faggot?

According to Lucas, if a man has "more than one 'girlfriend'," he did something illegal to get "them." Interesting conclusion. And we know that if a man is standing within three feet of a woman, Lucas thinks they're fucking.

Also, according to Lucas, if a man is a bigot, he did something illegal.

If a man does something illegal, "[block] your phone number and report the guy for selling meth," and then the man's choice is to "introduce me to her and walk away."

Lucas hates other men. Perhaps not as much as he hates women.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Give him a girl or he'll call the cops.
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If he's serious about this, which is tough to tell with Lucas since he's the king of writing checks with his mouth that his ass can't cash, he's gonna end up ticketed for frivolous 911 calls.

And let's not forget, he's called the police on people this frivolously before: when he "suspected women of being hookers" at the bus station, he mentioned calling the cops on them, even though he found one of the girls attractive, probably because he was jealous she was with another guy.

Now, knowing how out of touch he is with reality, one wonders whether the girl was actually a hooker, or whether it was a semi scantily clad woman standing there with her brother or father.

The point is, Lucas has a history of trying to use the police as his personal army, and it never ends well for him.

 

[Da Dude123]

Interesting. Hes still fucked then if he has done a SAP form and was.put on probation. As I recall, he has to stay within a set of parameters outlined by the school and the dept of ed to reinstate the financial aid, and one of the stipulations of a SAP form is that he cannot withdraw once he has started attending classes. (No grades less than a C, and no withdraws or incompletes).

I'm excited how this plays out either way.

Well, I kind of wonder if there was a stipulation for some sort of incomplete for students who get COVID to get?

 

[LeeLoo]

Interesting. Fatty never misses an opportunity to go off on any comment he perceives to be critical of him, yet Captain Feminist didn’t respond to this comment:

 

[CrazyAsHell]

Again, my intense burning hatred for Fatness NeverClean often makes me reach a bit. Could any of the current crazy memes he’s posted be construed as criminal speech for trying to incite a riot? What about his latest one, where yet again he threatens young men with calling the Police if he is not given a woman. Is any of that illegal?

I wondered that myself. At the very least, blackmail and threats I would think

 

[Nobleman]

Sorry, been busy .

1. Cannon shelter serves breakfast, lunch and dinner and we all know Lucas is having first and second breakfast, etc.

2. 95% Sure Lucas had Covid as:
1. He had a guaranteed place back at Cannon once he left quarantine.
2. The hotel room in the background is unique to My Place.
3. The hotel voucher system did not include My Place but other motels/hotels.
4. Lucas left My Place several days after the voucher system stopped which indicates by timeline a 10-11 day quarantine.
5. He was eating country cooking in styrofoam containers and Longhorn BBQ was the caterer hired by the city for My Place.
6. Lucas has a history of hiding anything that will make him look weak, so why would we expect less of his Covid diagnosis. He will blurt it out soon enough and blame it on some imaginary person(s).

3. Heard on the grapevine that Lucas and another individual got the toaster oven taken away two days ago. No more toaster oven meals.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I wondered that myself. At the very least, blackmail and threats I would think

Notoriously difficult to prove in court, doesn’t seem imminent more like vague threats

 

[Mother Fucker]

Heard on the grapevine that Lucas and another individual got the toaster oven taken away two days ago. No more toaster oven meals.

If it's true then on the one hand it's kind of a bummer we won't get to make fun of his disgusting attempts at cooking anymore, but at the same time I love when he actually faces consequences for being a fat pile of inconsiderate trash.

 

[mothman96]

So the freak does think the "voices" are talking to women.

ETA:
In the Freaks case he's been trying to force women to want/love him. And no he can't make them "realize what they've lost". He is bottom of the barrel so there is nothing to lose.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If it's true then on the one hand it's kind of a bummer we won't get to make fun of his disgusting attempts at cooking anymore, but at the same time I love when he actually faces consequences for being a fat pile of inconsiderate trash.

Well, him and presumably everyone else there. But I guess most people wouldn't want to use it after he's slathered raw bacon all over the room.

Werner is secretly a pawn of the capatalistic right who use him to deter people from living off homeless shelters. After all, would YOU want to deal with someone like that where you live?