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Some cats also love to wrestle feet (especially when they're bored and don't have enough toys to keep them occupied, though some will do it to play with their people), which involves grasping with their front paws and kicking/clawing with their rear ones.

Usually these kicks are short strokes and wouldn't cause anything like what I would describe as "long" and certainly not a "gash"; when you hear someone say a housecat got ahold of them, what are the words that most commonly come to mind? "Bite" and "scratch", right? Mileage varying and all that but we know Phil inflates every malady to life-threatening levels so yeah, never give a liar the benefit of the doubt.

Regardless, when you get a cat, or any pet, this is the shit you sign up for. You're supposed to love them anyway because they're animals and their brains are tiny and are 95% instinct on a good day. Sack up, Philbert.
Gash is the type of word you use when you're trying to play up and exacerbate an injury. The word gash even sounds harsher than scratch or cut. I do wonder sometimes if Dave makes a conscious effort towards building a bigger victim narrative or if it just comes naturally to his whiny self
"Uhh.... no one is talking to me... Everyone's talking about some other stuff like, I don't know...Why would you come to the stream if you're not going to pay attention to the game or to me?"
Is it just me or has Phil been more unhinged than usual over the last little while? The way he's been interacting with his audience and having weirder than usual rants just seems a little bit off to me. First, when the Mortal Kombat movie trailer came out he was talking about how big of a deal it was, he was wearing his Mortal Kombat shirt and everything. Then he talked about what everyone was saying on twitter and just how much he read about it WITHOUT watching the 2 minute trailer himself. Then the other day he said he was going to discuss the Playstation State of Play and Nintendo Direct even though he seemingly didn't watch either or didn't even know what was announced because he just kept asking the chat 'What else did they announce? Anyone know?" It's like the chat is even hand holding his prestreams now.

Also, he's had a few bizarre tangents about phrase origins. He did this weird incorrect rant about the origin of the phrase "Chef's palate" or "refined palate" was derived from a painter's palette because he didn't know a palate was a part of the mouth. And yesterday he did his hilarious carpet baggers origin explanation.

Is Phil just trying to sound like he still gives a shit about his job and trying to sound smart or is he actually getting worse?
It does seem odd. It could just be that he's read quite a few DMs/tip messages or posts here on the farms calling him dumber than a lobotomized koala and it's just starting to get to him. My personal headcanon is that him and Kat got into a bit of a verbal tussle and Kat called him dumb.
 
I think Phil legit has depression. It sounds like he wants to care about all the stuff he used to care about but can't access those emotions or work up the motivation to actually get involved.

He's stuck working this stream for the rest of his life unless he wants to take a huge pay cut while at the same time there's really nowhere for his streams to go since he's killed any marketability he once had. He'll never be able to get sponsors, people won't invite him to collaborate on projects

None of this is a reason to feel sorry for Phil though because he's still a total dick to everybody except Derich.
I have to disagree.

If Phil feels bad, it's because he is a laughingstock. He is a joke.

If he feels bad, it's because he is a failure. A bankrupt, gatcha addicted beggar.

If he feels bad it's because he is in a loveless marriage with not only separate beds, but separate rooms. And the ceremony took place in a smoke filled, cat piss smelling house with people they didn't know.

If he feels bad, it's because he tricks actual retarded people into giving him money.

If he feels bad, it's not a chemical imbalance in his brain. It's his conscience telling him he is a bad person.
 
I have to disagree.

If Phil feels bad, it's because he is a laughingstock. He is a joke.

If he feels bad, it's because he is a failure. A bankrupt, gatcha addicted beggar.

If he feels bad it's because he is in a loveless marriage with not only separate beds, but separate rooms. And the ceremony took place in a smoke filled, cat piss smelling house with people they didn't know.

If he feels bad, it's because he tricks actual retarded people into giving him money.

If he feels bad, it's not a chemical imbalance in his brain. It's his conscience telling him he is a bad person.
To add to this, if Phil does have depression, I don't care. People who are really hurting want the pain to stop. Sometimes they go and get professional help. Sometimes they self-medicate with drugs or alcohol. Sometimes they injure themselves. These are all deserving of pity in my opinion. Even with resources at one's disposal there's a gulf between having help and reaching out to get it. Where I draw the line is when someone who's hurting copes by hurting others, and if this describes Phil then he's been doing it for a decade, and the question must be asked: if it is not now, at what point does the behavior cease to be excusable?
 
What might be confusing is there are many similarities between depression and pure sloth.

Don't get out of bed until noon. Have no job. Have no sex drive. Wear pajamas all day. Don't cook or clean.

Depression or lazy?

Phil isn't suffering from depression. He is just really fucking lazy.

Spoony is an example of someone who is depressed. He can't even stream. Phil is lazy. He doesn't seem too impaired to stream 6 days a week for hours.
 
My money is on depressed. Humans weren't meant to sit in a tiny box all day staring at screens. Every part of his life is like a bear trap he has to avoid. His financial illiteracy, his bankruptcy, his foreclosure, I bet he's starting to lapse on his current mortgage as well, he has no friends, no family or relatives to regularly reach out to. He eats garbage food, he gets no exercise, he drinks, and his sleeping habits are atrocious. This behavior is, shockingly, not conducive to improving one's well-being.

The time for him to have spoken to an objective voice, some kind of therapy, for even a fucking hour a month, was probably about the time Leanna broke up with him. He should have worked through the emotional baggage, not married the rebound like a fucking moron, figured out why he couldn't stop lying about everything, and couldn't stop spending his money like a trust fund baby.

Instead of walking through each of these things trying to make a dent in his mental health he instead leans into them. He spends more, he lies more, he drinks more, he gets more uptight about his worthless dead-bedroom marriage, he demands more money to gamble away and he demands more attention with longer and longer pre-streams and voice-recorded tweets and whatever else. And he's dripping in weird machismo so he probably thinks therapy is for *other people*, not him.

He is 100% severely depressed and there's no one in the world who has any interest in helping him out of it, and he's too narcissistic, and relies on his lies far too much, to take active steps to improve himself. He's *made it*, he's found his level in life, and this is what it looks like, and will look like, for the foreseeable future.
 
Is it just me or has Phil been more unhinged than usual over the last little while? The way he's been interacting with his audience and having weirder than usual rants just seems a little bit off to me. First, when the Mortal Kombat movie trailer came out he was talking about how big of a deal it was, he was wearing his Mortal Kombat shirt and everything. Then he talked about what everyone was saying on twitter and just how much he read about it WITHOUT watching the 2 minute trailer himself. Then the other day he said he was going to discuss the Playstation State of Play and Nintendo Direct even though he seemingly didn't watch either or didn't even know what was announced because he just kept asking the chat 'What else did they announce? Anyone know?" It's like the chat is even hand holding his prestreams now.

Also, he's had a few bizarre tangents about phrase origins. He did this weird incorrect rant about the origin of the phrase "Chef's palate" or "refined palate" was derived from a painter's palette because he didn't know a palate was a part of the mouth. And yesterday he did his hilarious carpet baggers origin explanation.

Is Phil just trying to sound like he still gives a shit about his job and trying to sound smart or is he actually getting worse?
Normally I'd say sniffing glue or whatever his hard drug of choice is messing with his brain but this guy is such a basic pussy bitch I'm just gonna blame his isolation and gin abuse messing with his mental health. I wonder how long has it been since he had a genuine conversation with another person that wasn't himself, a whale, his soulmaid or his catson.
 
Normally I'd say sniffing glue or whatever his hard drug of choice is messing with his brain but this guy is such a basic pussy bitch I'm just gonna blame his isolation and gin abuse messing with his mental health. I wonder how long has it been since he had a genuine conversation with another person that wasn't himself, a whale, his soulmaid or his catson.
What was the exact date he stopped talking to Saint Rambo? Find that, you'll have your answer.
 
What might be confusing is there are many similarities between depression and pure sloth.

Don't get out of bed until noon. Have no job. Have no sex drive. Wear pajamas all day. Don't cook or clean.

Depression or lazy?

Phil isn't suffering from depression. He is just really fucking lazy.

Spoony is an example of someone who is depressed. He can't even stream. Phil is lazy. He doesn't seem too impaired to stream 6 days a week for hours.
If you sit down and think about it Phil indulges in the other 6 deadly sins as well. Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath and above all Greed. Phil the sinner.
 
Depressed or lazy, we will never know. Why? Because his word is as good as his gaming skills. As much lying as he does you can’t take hardly anything at face value from him. I could care less if he is depressed or lazy, I care about the entertainment. I’d trust one of you fellow autists to drive me to the hospital over Phil Burnell. Hell I’d trust one of you to shoot me if I was on fire over Phil Burnell because his aim is horrendous.
 

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Holy shit, did you guys hear this?
Mature adult can't make it to his doctor's appointment without his caretaker.
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Holy fucking shit. The pure vitriol in his voice there. That wasn't annoyed, that was resentful and pissed off that Kat's hours might get in his way going to the ENT and inconveniencing him mildly. Very loving.

Fucking honestly, how hard would this process be: drop her off at work, drive to the ENT, get the appointment dealt with, drop the car off to her at work and walk home since it's a 10-15 minute walk. That's assuming Kat NEEDS the car and can't be without it for the day.
 
Wait wtf this dude actually said he didn’t hit the tips goal at night because it was a “game swap” lmao I’m legit gasping for air of this loony bin logic. This dude really thinks playing two games instead of one in one stream would somehow detract from his fans supporting him financially?

The mental gymnastics this dude performs to justify people not giving him money(and who really cares, I didn’t know he didn’t hit the tips goal at night until he mentioned it on Twitter) are so absurd and unnecessary, truly the joke that never ends 🙏
Mental gymnastics is the only sport he does. It somehow reminds me how Phil bitches so much about non-issues aka his "chores". Tbh, I am amazed that he can somehow use or rather hold a controller without dislocating his shoulders. Sekiro is work, Divinity OS 2 is work, carrying shopping bags is work etc. This motherfucker never really worked in his life, neither with muscle nor brain. Lazy bastard from toe to bald spots.
 
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I have no doubt that Dave is a little sad about his current predicament. He clearly wants to fire up his Stream and get a continuous stream of money shoved in his face. (think candy bait that leads to a cardboard box trap)
I also have no doubts about his mental state degrading from a combination of self-imposed isolation and egregious alcohol consumption. I don't think there's anyone or anything that refutes the terrible side effects of isolation. (crying about a stream being slow or complimenting Kat's new potato casserole do not count as meaningful social interaction)
His refusal to develop any hobbies or self improvement projects is taking it's toll on him, so even as his body's muscles wither away and the carbs from his penne gets turned into fat so he can better hibernate through the 'Hardcore Gaming Season', his mind slowly shrinks and smooths out. As so many people have put it before me, you'd feel sorry for this pitiable mess of a person if he wasn't such a colossal prick.

If you sit down and think about it Phil indulges in the other 6 deadly sins as well. Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath and above all Greed. Phil the sinner.
I was going to ask what he'd lusted after but then I remembered that his desire for sweaty Hulk Hogan cock is what's driven his terrible 'addiction'.
 
Depressed or lazy, we will never know. Why? Because his word is as good as his gaming skills. As much lying as he does you can’t take hardly anything at face value from him. I could care less if he is depressed or lazy, I care about the entertainment. I’d trust one of you fellow autists to drive me to the hospital over Phil Burnell. Hell I’d trust one of you to shoot me if I was on fire over Phil Burnell because his aim is horrendous.
Phail isn't depressed. He's an asshole. Being in the northeastern US, I can tell you there are a lot of Phails here. They all grew up thinking they were owed for doing nothing even when you took care of them at a job with decent pay.
 
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