Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't even know what to say.
The fuck are "fxmales"? (Sunday 12:00) You would think if they were striking letters for sjw reasons it would be "femxles" or something. The woke crowd is so far gone I don't think they even know why they do what they do anymore. Somebody just got the idea that replacing letters with x is progressive somehow. Like "folx" instead of the already-gender-neutral "folks". If you google it you'll find sj sites saying it's a more inclusive word than "folks" but no explanation as to why the fuck that would be the case. "Because we said it is". This is what you get when nobody's allowed to ask even innocent questions for fear of being called problematic. Just use the x's bigot, don't ask why.
”fxmales” sounds like men who work in special effects.
Which would prove to be deadlier? Jack's undercooked/raw pork and chicken, or Moviebob's five-day soaked "vacuum-sealed" hot-sauce bagged chicken?
¿Por qué no los dos?
After Wandavision? He'd just find more CGI bullshit to eat his peanut-butter cheeseburger with:
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Otherwise his life continues to be boring:
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The filibuster is a thing that exists in the Senate. Removing the filibuster will have no effect on a bill that exists in a state's House of Representatives.
"I'm a Catholic. I know sexual abuse!"
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> I'm a Catholic
:story: :story: :story: :story:

You have not been to Mass in 20 years and were saying that the Church made up doctrine to gain control over the peasantry less than a week ago. Stop declaring yourself to be a Catholic when it's convenient while sperging about ”thinkers and believers”.
New York looks like shit under Dem rule, yet it is impolite for GOP to point that out:
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He's totally not a eugenicist, though.
Fentanyl Floyd:
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This has nothing to do with Saint George of Minneapolis, and everything to do with the fact that the left asks for Muslims and Latinos' votes while failing to realise that Muslims and Latinos are incredibly socially conservative.
Tranny bullshit:
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Can a child consent to sex?
If you think so, please face the wall.

If not, why do you say that children can give informed consent to puberty blockers?
So wait, after the autopsy confirmed that Saint Floyd of Fentanyl died of a massive OD, and after the bodycam footage came out that proved that he was already high as fuck and pulling the "I can't breathe" act well before he got a knee to the neck, Bobby is still pretending that George was a good boy who dindu nuffin? I'm not gonna say that he deserved to die because I don't get to make those calls, but when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Floyd could still be alive today if he hadn't swallowed enough fentanyl to kill an elephant, but he did so he isn't. He most certainly was a criminal who OD'd on fentanyl, so I don't see why Tucker would be wrong in this instance.

There's being stupid, and there's being willfully ignorant. And then there's Bob.
My layman's opinion is:
• Floyd had fentanyl in his system, and might well have died if Chauvin hadn't knelt on his neck
• kneeling on somebody's neck, while that person is saying that he can't breathe, is negligent
• Floyd was a criminal and turning him into a secular saint is pointless.
u right af man. speakin of sons, thats why i always tell them soyboys that genetics are important af. im the proud son of a prolific badass rapist convicted on 5 seperate occasions and i dont take shit from nobody. sure my pops killed himself while servin life but he did it cuz he knew it was the realest most based thing that mothafucka could do. ion give a fuck if he killed my mom o whatever, shit happens. tranny devito mfs r so entitled they aint even know the struggle of gettin laid. i had to grind n threaten girls with death if they dinnit wanna have sex wit me cuz life aint hand me shit. n dont judge me either. a death threat clear and free is entitlement to the PU-NA-NI, nigga. tranny kids nowadays just post they balls on a message board n everyone wants to suck em. i used to have to pay straight dudes 80 bucks per testicle just to suck on on em for 2 minutes. not to mention, they consumerist asses! i aint pay uncle sam a dime in taxes for the past 15 years cuz i aint buy into all that mindless spending. they even cut my water and electricity cuz they knew my ass was right. i havent bought toothpaste in 15 years either cuz i aint a mindless zombie. i invest my shit. im talking dogecoin 2012 n all that. whateva man sorry for rantin on tha thread. positron u r one crazy redpilled based mf and i like it.
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Florida has been the most anti-lockdown state in the union and is thriving with the best economy and a wonderfully low amount of deaths, New York, on the other hand, had some of the strictest lockdowns in the country and became a giant death camp.

The "SUPERIOR FOO-TUR" doesn't seem all that realistic when all the states that follow it seem to crash into reality. Bob doesn't seem to realize that the big cities he loves so much are the ones dying, not the dreaded midwestites.
 
Florida has been the most anti-lockdown state in the union and is thriving with the best economy and a wonderfully low amount of deaths, New York, on the other hand, had some of the strictest lockdowns in the country and became a giant death camp.

The "SUPERIOR FOO-TUR" doesn't seem all that realistic when all the states that follow it seem to crash into reality. Bob doesn't seem to realize that the big cities he loves so much are the ones dying, not the dreaded midwestites.
well look on the bright side, by stuffing Coof patients into nursing homes, Cuomo just guaranteed a shit ton of Democrat voters in New York in perpetuity. :P
 
Florida has been the most anti-lockdown state in the union and is thriving with the best economy and a wonderfully low amount of deaths, New York, on the other hand, had some of the strictest lockdowns in the country and became a giant death camp.

The "SUPERIOR FOO-TUR" doesn't seem all that realistic when all the states that follow it seem to crash into reality. Bob doesn't seem to realize that the big cities he loves so much are the ones dying, not the dreaded midwestites.
Bob lives in a world of black and white, either you're on his side, or not. Either you're the "America that matters" or you're a Mayonnaise Ghoul. Like everything else in Bob's life, his opinions are shaped by what he sees in TV Programs/Movies. Everyone thought in the far off year of 2020 we would have flying cars and robots, and because Bob knows literally nothing about anything he thinks it was realistic to expect those things.

Hollywood told him that cities on the coast are glamorous hubs of culture, and the rest of the country is filled with inbred hillbillies who rape Ned Beatty. He's mentally suck in the mid 2000s, where Republicans=anti evolution bible thumpers. If the Republicans hate science, then the Democrats must love it, and therefore The Science™ can't happen unless the Dems are in power. And without The Science™, there is no Superior Future.

The Media told him that lockdowns are good and no lockdowns are bad: and so it is in the mind of Cinema Robert.


Its been pointed out countless times. Between the (possible) mild autism and political sperging, Bob is simply a useful idiot, a cog in the system. A consumer who does what he's told.
 
There are definitive editions of old RTS and FPS games on Steam right now for under $30 that you can play on an older laptop. That's always an option. I know these types generally believe in getting handed exactly what they want, but why does anyone need to have the latest graphics card or a PS5 right now?
I think it's because they haven't been told "no" by... well, anyone really. Their entire lives have been filled with yes-men, so when they are finally told "no" it seems like a personal attack.

"I want a new toy!"
"Okay!"
"I want a new car!"
"Sure thing!"
"I want to be a TRUE and HONEST woman!"
'You got it!"
"I want the latest and greatest graphics card!"
"You can't afford it, so no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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"You know what a cheeseburger needs? Sugar and more fat."

-The same MovieBob that says a brain with ideas this bright must be preserved in a robot body
 
I think it's because they haven't been told "no" by... well, anyone really. Their entire lives have been filled with yes-men, so when they are finally told "no" it seems like a personal attack.

"I want a new toy!"
"Okay!"
"I want a new car!"
"Sure thing!"
"I want to be a TRUE and HONEST woman!"
'You got it!"
"I want the latest and greatest graphics card!"
"You can't afford it, so no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
A top of the line PC always has, and always will be a rich man's luxury. They operate under the false assumption that technology is a tree like in Civilization. I unlock this tech, now it's instantly everywhere. Reality does not work like this. They think that because X product has just hit the market, it should be everywhere and instantly replace Y obsolete product; logistics and cost be damned. Then they screech that Capitalism Has Failed and drink more soy.
 
A top of the line PC always has, and always will be a rich man's luxury. They operate under the false assumption that technology is a tree like in Civilization. I unlock this tech, now it's instantly everywhere. Reality does not work like this. They think that because X product has just hit the market, it should be everywhere and instantly replace Y obsolete product; logistics and cost be damned. Then they screech that Capitalism Has Failed and drink more soy.
So is transgenderism, arguably. Most people around the world are worried more about surviving the day against hostile natural environments, guerrillas, or tyrannical governments (usually some combination thereof.) Only in the West, where we have had our needs so thoroughly taken care of, can we even consider the possibility of LARPing as the opposite sex.
 
It's not going to be her, but I don't know who it will be. It probably won't be AOC because she's still relatively inexperienced, but she'll be 35 then and old enough to stand if she wants. So long as it's not the Irishman under the delusion he's a Latino or Pocohontas, I'll be happy.
I predict AOC picking up Bernie's racket, since that old crab will be nought but dust and bones by 2024; she obviously won't win but she'll rake in millions of simp dollars then pull a classic 'Sorry, no refunds.'

Anyway, sorry for off-topic; Bob is still a fat fuck.
 
I predict AOC picking up Bernie's racket, since that old crab will be nought but dust and bones by 2024; she obviously won't win but she'll rake in millions of simp dollars then pull a classic 'Sorry, no refunds.'

Anyway, sorry for off-topic; Bob is still a fat fuck.
The thing is that when it comes to the left of the party, it has to be her because Bernie will either be in a retirement home or pushing up daisies in an environmentally friendly manner, and it's hard to think of a left wing candidate with more support than her.
 
Being dead also never stopped a determined Democrat from doing their duty and voting.
Never let it be said that old people vote Republican; have you ever met a 150 year old that didn't vote straight-ticket D at every election?
Maybe if we get AOC to tweet #gamergate2...
I long for the day when she gets tired of Blob's thirstposting and BTFO's him.
 
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