Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[lolwatagain]

I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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In Bob's defense, Peanut Butter Burgers are a thing. A disgusting sounding thing, but a thing nonetheless.

Bacon Peanut Butter Burger - Recipes - Skippy® Brand Peanut Butter

Move over BBQ, I'm putting SKIPPY® peanut butter on my SKIPPY® Bacon Peanut Butter Burger.

www.peanutbutter.com

Peanut Butter Burger Recipe - Amazing, Gooey & Delicious

Easy step-by-step recipe to make a peanut butter burger at home. This gooey burger is topped with peanut butter, bacon, and mayo.

www.burgerartist.com

I would rather have a Thai Peanut Burger

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/who-knew-peanuts-and-burgers-went-together-so-well

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Now this is an affront to god. Why not just add a whole cup of sugar to your yogurt?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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The fuck are "fxmales"? (Sunday 12:00) You would think if they were striking letters for sjw reasons it would be "femxles" or something. The woke crowd is so far gone I don't think they even know why they do what they do anymore. Somebody just got the idea that replacing letters with x is progressive somehow. Like "folx" instead of the already-gender-neutral "folks". If you google it you'll find sj sites saying it's a more inclusive word than "folks" but no explanation as to why the fuck that would be the case. "Because we said it is". This is what you get when nobody's allowed to ask even innocent questions for fear of being called problematic. Just use the x's bigot, don't ask why.

 

[EnemyStand]

The fuck are "fxmales"? (Sunday 12:00) You would think if they were striking letters for sjw reasons it would be "femxles" or something. The woke crowd is so far gone I don't think they even know why they do what they do anymore. Somebody just got the idea that replacing letters with x is progressive somehow. Like "folx" instead of the already-gender-neutral "folks". If you google it you'll find sj sites saying it's a more inclusive word than "folks" but no explanation as to why the fuck that would be the case. "Because we said it is". This is what you get when nobody's allowed to ask even innocent questions for fear of being called problematic. Just use the x's bigot, don't ask why.

They need to make Ben Shapiro's catchphrase less threatening. Can't wait to see what they come up with for "My wife's a doctor."

 

[TowinKarz]

He's like the American Mr. Creosote.

And now, a wafer-thin Tweet!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Peanut sauce on spicy Asian foods is one of life's great pleasures, so I see where you're coming from. It's definitely the cheese that makes this notion stomach-churning.

More of Bob's culinary hits from the past. We see now his various kitchen abortions fit a larger pattern of a purely demented palate.

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Actually..if you do that with the scoops style chips it might be okay.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Here’s a rare sight, self reflection from Bob

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Here’s a rare sight, self reflection from Bob
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imagine how he feels about himself a decade of aging later.

 

[TowinKarz]

Here’s a rare sight, self reflection from Bob
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Oh how cute, an attempt to be witty and self-depreciating, which fails because of the 3,000 angry "I'm so much better than you" Tweets that proceeded it clearly bely the intention is to look normal and jovial, not actually being normally jovial.

Only the "profoundly unattractive" part is true.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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I loathe to play "Bob's advocate", but there are restaurants in Canada that serve PB on cheeseburgers and I've tried it before. It only works if you have bacon on it as well.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cling to anything Marvel with every fiber of his being.

Is Marvel even doing anything in between now and when Black Widow supposedly comes out next summer?

I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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https://archive.vn/5WHBf

Mister Chipman has over 250,000 tweets as of this writing, rough math comes out to one tweet/retweet/like every two minutes for 10 years, and we must preserve every gem that is found in the detritus.

 

[BubbleButt]

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God, the natural female of the group has the smallest tits of the three of them. How fucking embarrassing.

 

[Yoda]

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That baby looks as if he's just realized he is the son of Chris Chipman

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I loathe to play "Bob's advocate", but there are restaurants in Canada that serve PB on cheeseburgers and I've tried it before. It only works if you have bacon on it as well.

On vacation to Universal Studios two years ago I ate at a place called the Cowfish and had a burger with peanut butter, bacon and bananas on it. I know now why Elvis died on the toilet in his 40s. Its one of those things you try at least once in your life just for the novelty but don't make it a regular part of your diet. Its like a fried Twinkee, you eat it just to say you ate it. That being said I would never marinate a chicken in Mountain Dew or marinate a chicken in a "vacuumed sealed" bag of Hot Sauce for 5 days. Even I have some shame left.

Is Marvel even doing anything in between now and when Black Widow supposedly comes out next summer?

https://archive.vn/5WHBf

Mister Chipman has over 250,000 tweets as of this writing, rough math comes out to one tweet/retweet/like every two minutes for 10 years, and we must preserve every gem that is found in the detritus.

Considering how Bob brags about what a muscular badass he is, I would bet money on it that he is delusional enough to think tweeting nonstop is part of his job as a Pop-Culture commentator and movie reviewer. He probably thinks tweeting nonstop for 20 hours a day drunk off his ass is actual work and the Escapist were fools for firing him twice.

 

[make_it_so]

After WandaVision, what will Bob do?

Get excited for next product.

I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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Wow, Bob is right! He's not a mayo -ghoul, he's a PB-ghoul! And he has the bloated physique to show for it!
This guy has absolutely no right to judge anyone else's tastes if this is his idea of good cuisine.

Peanut sauce on spicy Asian foods is one of life's great pleasures, so I see where you're coming from. It's definitely the cheese that makes this notion stomach-churning.

More of Bob's culinary hits from the past. We see now his various kitchen abortions fit a larger pattern of a purely demented palate.

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Jesus, this is like a stereotype/parody of the kind of stuff the morbidly obese people eat.

Jack Scalfani/Moviebob crossover when? Actually, the behind the scenes would be more fun...

Which would prove to be deadlier? Jack's undercooked/raw pork and chicken, or Moviebob's five-day soaked "vacuum-sealed" hot-sauce bagged chicken?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Which would prove to be deadlier? Jack's undercooked/raw pork and chicken, or Moviebob's five-day soaked "vacuum-sealed" hot-sauce bagged chicken?

The bullet used for ending your existence if you have to choose between the two.

 

[The Valeyard]

Is Marvel even doing anything in between now and when Black Widow supposedly comes out next summer?

They have The Falcon and the Winter Soldier starting on Disney+ in two weeks.

 

[Positron]

After Wandavision? He'd just find more CGI bullshit to eat his peanut-butter cheeseburger with:


Because for the time being he can't terrorize comic cons and hover-hand the cosplayers:


Otherwise his life continues to be boring:


"I'm a Catholic. I know sexual abuse!"



Nazis:


New York looks like shit under Dem rule, yet it is impolite for GOP to point that out:


Fentanyl Floyd:


Tranny bullshit:


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Someone criticizes MCU as military propaganda. He must be put right:


A woman, a professional filmmaker, disrespects Wanda. The Outrage! She must be put right.

Despite his impenetrable word salad you can still sense how Bobby feels personally attacked by Madison's comment.

An orbiter of Bobby is likewise shattered by the show. (So this shit's ending? Good riddance.)


Still more Wanda bullshit, with a side dish of Psy-ops and Chaser Chu. It seems Bobby learned about the Iowa Writer Workshop through Chu:

(Further reading: Chu-chu discussing the "middlebrow" aspect of Wanda)


Is this shit for real?! What an ugly piece of promo art. It must have comes from the depths of the uncanny valley.
(I googled and yes it is real; it is the cover of a calendar)


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Cahiers du Cinéma avec Robert


Beavery Hills Cop and Bad Boys are racist.






Bobby's Angels. Nymphomachy thinks there is a conspiracy stopping poor folx like him playing video games:


Another welfare troon laments how he can't get the latest, most powerful graphics cards:

 

[BubbleButt]

Another welfare troon laments how he can't get the latest, most powerful graphics cards:
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PROTIP: It's incredibly easy to buy the expensive things you want if you have a job.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bobby's Angels. Nymphomachy thinks there is a conspiracy stopping poor folx like him playing video games:
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Another welfare troon laments how he can't get the latest, most powerful graphics cards:
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It always boggles my mind how people like this function day to day. As much as I like my fancy toys, I could live without them if I had to. People did what people do. Don't feed the scalpers and eventually you'll have the goods. The companies get paid either way, so *shrug*.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

New York looks like shit under Dem rule, yet it is impolite for GOP to point that out:

Florida may have fewer dead people, a better economy, and a more stable lifestyle, BUT DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE ALLIGATORS??????

Bobert is just spiteful because you're supposed to quickly run away from alligators and that's impossible for him.