Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

Now I'm curious to see Bizarro Bob's tweets.

• The working class has a lot to offer America.
• Why yes, Lindsay Ellis. I can take the hint. I am sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable in any way.
• There are days I wish the Nazis didn't ruin eugenics. Those days are never.
• Gosh, I don't think I could eat all of that McDonalds. Just looking at it is giving me chest pains.
• Wait, why am I thirsting over a Chinese lesbian?
• Maybe the MCU is overrated.
• What if I stopped injecting politics into everything?

"This whole e-celeb thing is fun and all, but it's not a be-all end-all for life. It certainly hasn't made me particularly happy or even important, like I were a select part of some world elite or something. Thankfully I saw the writing on the wall early on and learned some skills and formed a good network along the way, so I can have something to fall back on. Let's see what I can do to sustain myself in these tough times. Well, let's begin by cutting back on the cheap beer and turning Twitter off."

 

[kcbbq]

Now I'm curious to see Bizarro Bob's tweets.

• The working class has a lot to offer America.
• Why yes, Lindsay Ellis. I can take the hint. I am sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable in any way.
• There are days I wish the Nazis didn't ruin eugenics. Those days are never.
• Gosh, I don't think I could eat all of that McDonalds. Just looking at it is giving me chest pains.
• Wait, why am I thirsting over a Chinese lesbian?
• Maybe the MCU is overrated.
• What if I stopped injecting politics into everything?

All that McDonald's is what qualified him for a Covid vaccine. You have to have two qualifiers from a list in Massachusetts, and the only ones that I know apply to him are BMI > 30 and diabeetus.

 

[BScCollateral]

I vaguely remember a part in the book where he finds documents showing that he and the crew of the U-Boat he was stationed in receiving socks made from the hairs of people in the camps.

This probably actually happened, although the details are different. U-Boat crews got a shipment of stuff confiscated from POWs, and found a Braille watch. One described it as "the moment I realized what was really happening."

EDIT: Apologies, forgot to add "IIRC." Didn't mean to act like an authority on the subject.

 

[Mola Ram]

This probably actually happened, although the details are different. U-Boat crews got a shipment of stuff confiscated from POWs, and found a Braille watch. One described it as "the moment I realized what was really happening."

It's portrayed that way in the book, too. When March discovers the stuff about the socks, he has a minor breakdown.

As an aside, one of the more amusing details of Fatherland is that, in 1964, the United States is led by President Kennedy ... President Joseph Kennedy, Sr., who if I recall is the same age as Der Fuhrer. The reach of the insufferable corrupt Masshole is long, indeed.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This probably actually happened, although the details are different.

Indeed.

People actually got stuff stolen from those killed in the Holocaust, but ”the Nazis made stuff from Jews' bodies” is on the same level as the ”rollercoaster of death”.

 

[BScCollateral]

It's portrayed that way in the book, too. When March discovers the stuff about the socks, he has a minor breakdown.

I like the fact this is apparently based on real events. And yeah, they did cut off women's hair for industrial use.

The thing is that back in that pre-synthetic era, this was pretty common. Would someone necessarily assume it was taken from a person being murdered? Maybe, but I don't see people protesting wigs made with human hair.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I like the fact this is apparently based on real events. And yeah, they did cut off women's hair for industrial use.

The thing is that back in that pre-synthetic era, this was pretty common. Would someone necessarily assume it was taken from a person being murdered? Maybe, but I don't see people protesting wigs made with human hair.

I'm pretty sure some hair extensions are still made from human hair.

 

[Adamska]

I was just thinking about the Lindsay Incident today, and I think I have some an interesting perspective.

Lindsay said that she "soft-blocked" Bob three times, but never directly confronted him or told him to stop messaging her until he explicitly associated himself with in public. This got me thinking: how many other people are just ignoring Bob even though they cringe at what he says, or even outright despise it? Are they ignoring him because they know he's toxic but don't want to stir up drama? Or are they ignoring him out of kindness because acknowledging him would necessitate insulting his deranged belief system? How many people out there are, as a recent Dave Chappelle bit put it, "supporting him with their silence"? And is that because they secretly agree with him but have the self-awareness to realize everyone would hate them for saying it? Or is it because they genuinely disagree with the shit he says but see him as a damaged sped who confronting would be like picking on the retarded kid in class?

They probably just soft-block and forget because they don't want to deal with Billy-Bob's insane and even dumber fans. Since Bob is the kind of pathetic vagina who waddles away to have them or his family fight his own battles for him when his tard ravings get challenged or mocked.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'm pretty sure some hair extensions are still made from human hair.

Right, exactly. Heck, there's an O.Henry story where a poor woman sells her hair.

Personally, I'd believe something like "Hey, human hair slippers are a lot cheaper now. I wonder why ... oh, shit!"

But, you know, I'm not going to spend too much time criticizing a book I have not read.

 

[cypocryphy]

After WandaVision, what will Bob do?

Cling to anything Marvel with every fiber of his being.

 

[TopTierHealer]

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Can anybody tell me what the hell is that? It looks like crab salad over cake with a side of churros.

Fucking hell, the amerimutt meme is real.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

After WandaVision, what will Bob do?

Simp for female politicians?

 

[The Nothingness]

Cling to anything Marvel with every fiber of his being.

Whine how he can't see giant lizard versus giant monkee in the cinema.

 

[ChampFantana]

After WandaVision, what will Bob do?

Continue being the stupid, pathetic virgin he's always been.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Can anybody tell me what the hell is that? It looks like crab salad over cake with a side of churros.

Fucking hell, the amerimutt meme is real.

looks like a crab or lobster (fake?) roll filling open-faced on a piece of french bread plus batter-coated yam (orange sweet potato) french fries.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

They probably just soft-block and forget because they don't want to deal with Billy-Bob's insane and even dumber fans. Since Bob is the kind of pathetic vagina who waddles away to have them or his family fight his own battles for him when his tard ravings get challenged or mocked.

I've been meaning to ask: wtf is a "soft block"? In my experience you either block someone or you don't. I have no fucking clue how you can do it softly.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I've been meaning to ask: wtf is a "soft block"? In my experience you either block someone or you don't. I have no fucking clue how you can do it softly.

Obviously a block that cant fight for itself

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've been meaning to ask: wtf is a "soft block"? In my experience you either block someone or you don't. I have no fucking clue how you can do it softly.

It's where you block someone and then unblock him to get that person to stop following you.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't think just conservatives hate Cuomo anymore. Something probably happened after his lying about covid deaths, accusations of sexual assault, and generally being a "tough guy" douche.

Also what the fuck is that on his plate? Some kind of midwestern church salad thrown on a piece of bread?

The real reason why everyone is suddenly turning on Cuomo is due to something going on behind the scenes of backdoor politics. He probably did something to piss off one of his elite donors and thus has been marked for public execution.

I've also heard a theory that Cameltoe Harris wants him dragged because she sees him as a rival for the 2024 Democratic ticket.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've also heard a theory that Cameltoe Harris wants him dragged because she sees him as a rival for the 2024 Democratic ticket.

It's worth pointing out that nobody likes Kamala Harris, so there's no way she can actually win the 2024 primary.

It's not going to be her, but I don't know who it will be. It probably won't be AOC because she's still relatively inexperienced, but she'll be 35 then and old enough to stand if she wants. So long as it's not the Irishman under the delusion he's a Latino or Pocohontas, I'll be happy.