Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

The only people bitching about peanut butter on burgers are people trying to sound like they know something about food but have never actually tried it.

It's not rare, it's not low class. There's a burger place near me whose burgers I'd put up against any in the world. Every burger has the option for bacon and peanut butter to be added to them. Every one of them, no matter how stinky the blue cheese no matter how exotic the meat, is far, far better with than without.

'ow would Monsieur like that? All meexed up in a bucket?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

This, but not in Minecraft.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and just mayo is a hamburger mood I'm quite fond of. I'll take my islamic ratings.

The only people bitching about peanut butter on burgers are people trying to sound like they know something about food but have never actually tried it.

It's not rare, it's not low class. There's a burger place near me whose burgers I'd put up against any in the world. Every burger has the option for bacon and peanut butter to be added to them. Every one of them, no matter how stinky the blue cheese no matter how exotic the meat, is far, far better with than without.

Peanut butter on burgers is hawaiian pizza tier, as far as I'm concerned. It may work very well from a gastronomical perspective, I still don't trust you for it. But with that said, the American debasement of our component cultures has marched on, and there are so many more heretical and unholy versions of both pizza and burgers available that there's no room left to fight the older sins. Peanut butter burgers can stay as long as you help us keep the durian burgers in their pit of shame.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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I mean, there was an episode of SpongeBob that showed him putting jelly on his Krabby Patties.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I mean, there was an episode of SpongeBob that showed him putting jelly on his Krabby Patties.

I saw the other day on youtube, that George Motz fellow making a regional burger that used a peanut spread. But it was originally made and sold at a tiny family burger joint in a little rural town, owned and patronized by people that Blob would pave over for a WalMart with a Checkers in it, without a second thought.

 

[kcbbq]

Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and just mayo is a hamburger mood I'm quite fond of. I'll take my islamic ratings.


Peanut butter on burgers is hawaiian pizza tier, as far as I'm concerned. It may work very well from a gastronomical perspective, I still don't trust you for it. But with that said, the American debasement of our component cultures has marched on, and there are so many more heretical and unholy versions of both pizza and burgers available that there's no room left to fight the older sins. Peanut butter burgers can stay as long as you help us keep the durian burgers in their pit of shame.

You say that as if peanut butter hasn't been added to burgers for over 50 years in some places.

East coast cities just discovering this now doesn't change that or make it unholy like putting ketchup on bratwurst.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

You say that as if peanut butter hasn't been added to burgers for over 50 years in some places.

East coast cities just discovering this now doesn't change that or make it unholy like putting ketchup on bratwurst.

And in the hinterlands of Alaska they eat lichens predigested within a caribou's stomach, and they say it's good, too.

But I merely jest now, and this is getting off topic. Rest assured that Blob would gladly level wherever it is that they first thought of peanut burgers, to make room for a McDonalds hyperfactory a la Tesla.

 

[YMB]

PB on a burger sounds like something a retard would come up with if you let them cook. "I puht penuh budda on da hambugaaaah" *eyes cross

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Imagine wanting to eat this with peanut butter, americans already have a hard time accepting that people stick mayo on their burger like some kind of subhuman savage.

What's wrong with Mayo on a burger? I mean sure, its a little fatty, and If you pile it on with a couple other condiments it can make the burger sloppy, but when you use it in moderation it tastes great and itsn't that unhealthy.

And in the hinterlands of Alaska they eat lichens predigested within a caribou's stomach, and they say it's good, too.

But I merely jest now, and this is getting off topic. Rest assured that Blob would gladly level wherever it is that they first thought of peanut burgers, to make room for a McDonalds hyperfactory a la Tesla.

I'd argue its on topic because Bob's body is 50% terrible fast food at this point.

 

[Nobue]

You say that as if peanut butter hasn't been added to burgers for over 50 years in some places.

East coast cities just discovering this now doesn't change that or make it unholy like putting ketchup on bratwurst.

Mix some curry powder into your ketchup and tell me that's unholy, blasphemer

 

[Marissa Moira]

What's wrong with Mayo on a burger?

Well much like child phonography, adam sandler movies, and genocide, if the apparent crime is not inherit to you right away and you wish to weigh the pros and cons of said actions and feel they're up for debate. Well that says a whole lot more about you and your morals and character than anything.

 

[Red Hood]

As someone who has lived in Florida, apparently New Yorkers see something great in Florida, because they constantly move there for work or to escape the cold, then complain about how they can't find a decent slice.

Bob does realize that in addition to the tourism (which are often in the middle of a nature, including Disney World) Florida is a huge international trading center, right? And that the aerospace industry he loves so much has its largest presence in Florida?

Bob was probably too patrician to be around for Will Smith's "Miami" single in the 90's, which explains why a younger crowd would flock to Florida.

 

[Water-T]

And lets be honest, no self respecting gay man would even look at Bob and the garish, unsightly way he'd show up to a place like that and think 'yes, this is the sort of human being I am attracted to and would like to associate with'.

Like a poorly groomed, morbidly obese disco dancer out of Saturday Night Fever, I see it. With crumbs of chicken tenders on his tacky fucking jacket.

Speaking as a faggot myself, I'd rather eat a pussy than touch Blob.

 

[EnemyStand]

Well much like child phonography, adam sandler movies, and genocide, if the apparent crime is not inherit to you right away and you wish to weigh the pros and cons of said actions and feel they're up for debate. Well that says a whole lot more about you and your morals and character than anything.

Hey, you take that back! Mayo on a burger is nowhere near the level of Adam Sandler movies!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Hey, you take that back! Mayo on a burger is nowhere near the level of Adam Sandler movies!

Like, which Sandler movie are we talking about? Because there's varying degrees of badness between them.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Speaking as a faggot myself, I'd rather eat a pussy than touch Blob.

Eating a pussy vs touching one. Sorry pal, the game was rigged from the start.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

As someone who has lived in Florida, apparently New Yorkers see something great in Florida, because they constantly move there for work or to escape the cold, then complain about how they can't find a decent slice.

Bob does realize that in addition to the tourism (which are often in the middle of a nature, including Disney World) Florida is a huge international trading center, right? And that the aerospace industry he loves so much has its largest presence in Florida?

not to mention Cape Canaveral, which has been used as a launching site for spacecraft since the year dot, and we all know how much your man loves "SPACE!!!"

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

not to mention Cape Canaveral, which has been used as a launching site for spacecraft since the year dot, and we all know how much your man loves "SPACE!!!"

And they couldn't just rip that up and move it to New England like he'd want, it's in Florida because the nearness to the equator improves the efficiency of the rockets, and the ocean on all sides provides a place for wayward rockets to come down harmlessly in the water instead of through someone's roof. They'd have moved it already if they could, but having it sticking out into the Caribbean to catch every tropical storm that comes through is literally the safest and most logical place on the continent for it.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I also forgot that Bob can't claim Florida is mayo ghoul hinterlands.

Florida is 53% non-hispanic white. Massachusetts is 71%. Florida is also 16% black people versus Bob's home state at 9%.

Of course, good liberals like the Chipmans hate Florida Hispanics, because they dared to break from the homogeneous minority block and vote for the Orange One. They will be sent to the camps for reeducation as well.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I also forgot that Bob can't claim Florida is mayo ghoul hinterlands.

Florida is 53% non-hispanic white. Massachusetts is 71%. Florida is also 16% black people versus Bob's home state at 9%.

Of course, good liberals like the Chipmans hate Florida Hispanics, because they dared to break from the homogeneous minority block and vote for the Orange One. They will be sent to the camps for reeducation as well.

Hearing people trying to convince me that Cuban-Americans are white was a real treat, can't lie.

 

[thismanlies]

This fat man’s thirst literally knows no bounds.