Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Hearing people trying to convince me that Cuban-Americans are white was a real treat, can't lie.

:powerlevel: Have a Puerto Rican buddy who's so salty that Cubans get to be white but the lefties consider him black.

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This fat man’s thirst literally knows no bounds.

An inclusive guide to...fuck me.

 

[The tired cat]

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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Mayo on burgers is Canadian.

I've seen people do that at barbecues in the UK as well.

But then again I am in a pro-mayoburger region.

Does that make you a mayo ghoul?

I mean, Bob will prob learn to fly if we fire him out of a canon

Would firing him out of a bishop also work?

PB on a burger sounds like something a retard would come up with if you let them cook. "I puht penuh budda on da hambugaaaah" *eyes cross

Which explains why Blob likes it.

Hearing people trying to convince me that Cuban-Americans are white was a real treat, can't lie.

Ironically, the same people who said that Cubans are white also supported AOC when she declared that all Latinos were black because reasons.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Ironically, the same people who said that Cubans are white also supported AOC when she declared that all Latinos were black because reasons.

I imagine they feel very much like Jews; Shrodinger's White as I've heard it so aptly put. You're the ethnicity we say you are when we say you are it, and it means what we say it means, if you know what's good for you.

If you're an odd-man-out ethnicity wondering where exactly you fit into all this, that tension you're feeling whenever it comes up is the subtle implication that people who don't pick the right side are no better than WASPs. Where you come from isn't actually the point.

 

[Mola Ram]

I imagine they feel very much like Jews; Shrodinger's White as I've heard it so aptly put. You're the ethnicity we say you are when we say you are it, and it means what we say it means, if you know what's good for you.

If you're an odd-man-out ethnicity wondering where exactly you fit into all this, that tension you're feeling whenever it comes up is the subtle implication that people who don't pick the right side are no better than WASPs. Where you come from isn't actually the point.

The phrase these grievance mongers have invented to excuse their blatant racism against Asians is among my favorite neologisms of the current madness: "white-adjacent."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would also posit that, mentally, the way he views the Republican party today is consistent with the way most Lefties look at it. I say this because, quite frankly, W and the Neocons weren't portrayed as Trump and the MAGA are right now. You didn't have pundits and Dems explicitly advocating for the Republicans to be removed from society and hunted for terrorism back in 2007 to 2008. Nor were the calls of "they're Nazis!!" shouted every hour over every little thing like at CPAC. Sure the Bible Thumper thing is an issue for Bobert, but he's joined the chorus decrying "muh fascism" the same as millions of others. Like you said, he'll follow whatever tune is played for him no matter how it changes.

Maybe not in the mainstream media, but I still remember cries of "Bushitler!" from protestors.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Bob's also a published author so sit down honey.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Is there a female celebrity he hasn't simped for or insulted?

 

[Heckler1]

Is there a female celebrity he hasn't simped for or insulted?

No, and his simping leads to being insulted because he is a horrifyingly repugnant human goiter.

 

[kcbbq]

Like, which Sandler movie are we talking about? Because there's varying degrees of badness between them.

Little Nicky

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's also a published author so sit down honey.

Bob's book is one step above being self published, since it was published by fangamer, and edited by its owner (who seems to have not done much.) Plus it seems you can't even buy Brick by Brick anymore, anywhere.

Honestly the barrier to "not technically vanity published" is lower than it has ever been.

 

[Adamska]

Is there a female celebrity he hasn't simped for or insulted?

If it has a pulse and wears a dress, Bob will stalk it and or dehumanize it depending on its political opinions.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

Maybe not in the mainstream media, but I still remember cries of "Bushitler!" from protestors.

To be fair, the guy started the current american police of using heavy ordnance to vaporize kids in the middle east. Of course, his successors happily kept carrying said police out, so that is on the protestors for stopping doing their thing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob being molested as a child would explain so much.

I think Bob's case is more like Mr. Garrison on South Park, who was upset because his dad DIDN'T molest him. Bob is upset because bob is fat and no pedo priest would have sex with him.

 

[Jarolleon]

You mean @wizard_snark is the Unknown Autobot? Jesus I never expect that! This fucker has been Bobby's orbiter for ages!


Ahem. Superior Futurization of the Shire.

Has Bob called LOTR reactionary propaganda yet?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I think Bob's case is more like Mr. Garrison on South Park, who was upset because his dad DIDN'T molest him. Bob is upset because bob is fat and no pedo priest would have sex with him.

Take Ginger out and this is how Film Robert as a child being molested would go down.

https://images.app.goo.gl/cyvVTHAooYjutU459

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So will Bob still blame those dirty wasteland ghouls for Cuomo getting #MeToo’d, even if AOC calls for his resignation?

 

[Wormy]

Has Bob called LOTR reactionary propaganda yet?

If he did, it's the only thing lately he'd be partially right on. LOTR was racist, but it was also written by an old Englishman during World War 2, so it's kinda expected as a product of it's time.

 

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[Wormy]

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And of course, Chipboy, YOU are the authority of "The Stupid" enough to make that call. Tell us again how, after saying this, we took that eugenics quote from you out of context you fat fuck.