Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

Amy’s swippy tabs look a bit more like these, except double the price obv...

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ETA: who knew there was so much retarded shit you could stick on your credit cards? Truly, the market provides.
 
Amy’s swippy tabs look a bit more like these, except double the price obv...

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From yankatab.com

ETA: who knew there was so much retarded shit you could stick on your credit cards? Truly, the market provides.
Kudos to you guys for finding these, because never in a million years would I have thought there was a market for shit to glue to your cards. I have so many questions (beginning with, "what's the point of these?") but you all have been doing the Lord's work in providing examples of the modern souk. When historians point to the moment late-stage capitalism finally failed, it will come up with a wayback archive of this shit.

And of course, the chef's kiss on all of this is Amy being tardy to the party...as usual. FUCK MARKET SATURATION, AMIRITE?
 
She said she lives on Tik Tok. How can a mother properly raise kids being on the computer all day? She must have 4 nannies like Kim Kardashian.

It infuriates me that she really is permanently stunting their mental development and any potential they had. They're not hearing a wide vocabulary of words beyond "Etsy" and "goddamn asshole." They're never able to engage in creative play outside or with their mother. All those neural connections that could have been forming in their frontal lobes will simply never exist.

Has it ever been established if any of the kids know any Arabic? Does Ali ever speak it with them? You'd thing at least being able to speak a second language would help matters. And if his plan is to marry Esraa off to some village elder in the Old Country as soon as she's had her first bleeding, what is she going to do if she can't talk to anyone?

It's really unsettling that A-me discusses her pre-teens toilet training and special education programs without a thought of how that makes Miah feel. For someone that claims to have been cyberbullied, you'd *think* she would be more sensitive to the teasing Miah must experience. Five more years, Miah...you can do it kiddo!
I would love to buy Miah some "nice" "normal" clothes and some shoes that actually fit. Being the poor kid at school who dresses like crap because that's all their parents can afford or their parents just don't care sucks and adds so much emotional stress to what is already a difficult life. At least he might not get teased (as much).
 
Amy is literally the Dollar Tree version of the Bath and Body Works Karen from Wisconsin. She‘s been taking care of bitches all fucking day!

Havent heard of her in ages...she introduced me to Karens.

Can't wait for the REECAP my brain wont decipher Amy and i work with people who actually ARE profoundly retarded.
 
Has it ever been established if any of the kids know any Arabic? Does Ali ever speak it with them? You'd thing at least being able to speak a second language would help matters. And if his plan is to marry Esraa off to some village elder in the Old Country as soon as she's had her first bleeding, what is she going to do if she can't talk to anyone?
Translating can be difficult so I'll forgive your mistake. Rule #3 of dodgy arab life is to marry your daughter off before she has her first bleed. So they have no concerns about a pesky tampon taking her purity first, they also pay an extra goat for it too.
 
Bath and Body Works Karen from Wisconsin
OMG YES THAT LADY. Add 300 pounds and some child abuse and that's Amy. Here's a dramatic reenactment of her harrowing encounter with the working class denying her constitutional right to seasonal scented candles at bargain prices.



Recapping now!
 
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