Haha, NEVER FAILS. Never fuckin fails. I did say so pages back, didn’t I? We all did. Making a “homemade healthy version” of a deathfat’s favourite food vice always leads to dissatisfaction and a craving for the greasy, fatty, sugary real thing.
Every time she makes a “homemade version” of fast food as a healthy alternative, she’s out buying the fast food version in the next few days. She hates the homemade version of anything and she fumes and tosses and turns all night, fixating on what she really wanted.
I bet that homemade pizza has been non-literally sticking in her metaphorical craw ever since. She was DENIED! She wasn’t given the greasy sloppy dipping-sauced pizza she WANTED! It’s PUNISHMENT! She won’t, she can’t be happy until she gets the real thing.
And two days later, it’s off to the races. Never change, Chantal. That’s not a request, I’m just telling you that you actually don’t have enough time or willpower left to change. You’re going to die.