Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[MCLOS Horthy]

Honestly, fuck you Youtube for deleting insane gems like this automatically.

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Newsflash y'all: When he screams he raises his voice!

Ligma cock?

Why yes, Lukey, your cock does look like a legume, a fucking peanut.

 

[holeinthedark]

I've been listening to old videos and had a thought - does he know that credit cards and debit cards are different things?

"You have a BANK ACCOUNT YOU CLASSIST BIGOT?!"--Lucas, probably

 

[ClownBrew]

I was on the "He's too cognizant to have schizophrenia" train for a while, but it's become obvious lately with him saying he hears voices and his increasing erratic, odd behavior that there's serious mental illness here and that he is schizo. Which is disappointing as it drops Lucas as a lolcow a bit for me. Not that I feel sorry for Lucas because he's still a stupid fat faggot simp bitch. But, it's more like Lucas needs to be in a group home or something instead of pure laughter what a fuckup he is.

Lots of other shit can cause voices. He does drugs, barely sleeps and has no normal human contact. Been living that life for years now and to a more and more extreme degree. Even as a teen he was a pothead and we truly don't know what other substances he's done...and now he's an elderly boomer who has racked up decades of usage of those chemicals. I think it would be a miracle if he weren't occasionally having intense convos with garbage cans.

Also I have noticed that with real schizos their delusions are either about their country's government chasing them down, or messiah figure stuff like thinking they're Gandhi or Jesus for example. Luke's shit about the Jen Zee superbabies just sounds to me like a fetish thing but gone obsessive, not much worse than that.

Final thought, look at his writing style. He uses that ridiculously overly correct, perfectly punctuated grammar topped off with a side order of pretentious smug Reddity tone. Writes like Hunter Thompson or Henry Rollins. Nobody in the throes of actual schizophrenia manages that. They sound like five year olds possessed by wild jackals. Not Luke.

He's too high functioning and with it. Just having psychotic tendencies isn't always the full blown thing.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, I most definitely agree that Homeboy is highly mentally ill and he's a grim example of why you don't want to let it go without care...but it's the schizophrenia part that I dispute.

I've known honest tf schizos online and IRL and a few things about Homey don't quite fit the bill imo. I'll hold off on going into detail though, I'm not up for a proper spergout on it just yet.

Why though? It's not like you're a medical doctor or a psychiatrist or something. Would it make it okay to fuck with this guy just because he isn't an actual schizophrenic?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

At this point, anything that happens to Lucas wouldn't be unfair. Locked up in a funny farm? Cool. Shanked by a Gen Z woman terrified of being raped by him? Fine. Raped by a mountain lion? Sound.
If he wasn't such an utterly garbage human being, you might be able to muster some sympathy for him, I guess.

 

[ClownBrew]

Why though? It's not like you're a medical doctor or a psychiatrist or something. Would it make it okay to fuck with this guy just because he isn't an actual schizophrenic?

Never said either of those things and I don't approve of anybody hounding him. Never bullied him myself and I never will. All I'm saying is that I think he's hiding behind exaggerated claims of illness (which aren't fooling me), & doing this in order to get away with being a complete bastard.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I am convinced that Lucas Colby Werner is schizophrenic. His mental health is not what makes him a fascinating, and irresistible subject of ridicule. Ultimately, his proper diagnosis isn't as important as the raw fact that he's a fat faggot.

To put things in the language of the monkeys he so admires as anarchocommunists exemplars: Lucas is the low status male that gets chased out of the troupe to die alone.

Or in the cruel logic of the elementary school playground: Lucas is the weird kid that nobody will play with, that nobody feels sorry for because he's an asshole.

Or in terms of the dating apps he was so spectacularly unsuccessful on: an automatic swipe left.

Lmao this has prompted me to start going through all of my personal Lucas content and omfg there are some gems.

His letter that he sent to me (he had been in my circle for years and messaged me daily so this was extra hilarious) and all of our mutuals trying to start a witchhunt:


My Real Name,

My name is Lucas Werner. I've been in housing transition since October. I was waiting on a group home, but the housing authority deigned that I was too healthy in Thurston County. Since October I've slept on the street for 40 nights. I initially didn't want to check into Salvation Army because I'm a heterosexual ally of the same sex marriage debate, but I was dying, so I checked in where I waited for notification from group housing, who again, deemed that I was too healthy. Then I missed a meeting and lost my bed.

I stayed with a friend for a week after giving him $500 to stay at his place for a month. He harassed me because of a difference of beliefs, he harassed a woman I was interested in so bad she moved to Boston. Then he turned around and got a no contact order against me after he provoked me so bad that I decided to leave Olympia for Coeur d'Alene because I met someone else after Daniel harassed Rachael so bad she left Olympia.

I had been sleeping on the street for 3 nights. I got some money out of my DSHS account. I've actually saved up quite a bit of money. My plan right now is to meet with my girlfriend here in Coeur d'Alene on Saturday, take her to dinner and look for either a room mate situation here in Coeur d'Alene or an apartment with Joy after I transfer to direct deposit at DSHS sometime this week, but until then, I'm low on funds, need a place to stay, don't have great lease history because of noisy house guests I tried to help in their times of need who showed me nothing, but disrespect and I don't want to go back to Olympia just to sleep on the street and to be harassed by a manipulator the Olympia police don't like by the name of Daniel Campbell. He banned from Olympia Transit Center.

I don't feel safe in Olympia. I've given away 25% of my income a month to help the homeless with groceries. I've found no love from any woman in Olympia in 4 years, despite my best laid plans. I came to Coeur d'Alene to start a new life. I am an atheist. I support Bernie Sanders. I have spent my entire life doing the right thing. I think the epitome of evil is going behind other people's backs to sabotage and to make their hard lives worse. You had no right to make my personal business public to Joy. I hope you think about what you have done and spend the rest of your life trying to correct your evil ways.

Feel The Bern,

Lucas Werner

Thank you for this gem. I hope you share more.

What a fascinating glimpse of a clumsy manipulator, and an important transitional period in Wernology: Lucas's exit from Olympia.

I wish his atheist/Bernie bro activities from this era were better documented. He came to Olympia looking for puss puss, and was lured to Spokane by the scent of catfish, which he mistook for puss puss.

It interests me that he didn't "feel safe" in Olympia towards the end of his tenure as the village idiot. We're they preparing to tar and feather him? Was he well known? Is this related to his feud with Daniel? The rumors about 15 year olds and burritos?

Raped by a mountain lion? Sound.

Lol. Should I ever write more Lucas torture porn, I'm inspired. Lucas is a cartoon character, and every anvil that falls on him has entertainment value.

 

[AnOminous]

Never said either of those things and I don't approve of anybody hounding him. Never bullied him myself and I never will. All I'm saying is that I think he's hiding behind exaggerated claims of illness (which aren't fooling me), & doing this in order to get away with being a complete bastard.

Which, though? The guy is obviously nuts. I think he's a complete asshole too. I momentarily thought "where do we draw the line" and then realized obviously nowhere. I have failed.

 

[eee-e2]

He's gone full schizo lol

 

[Twrx]

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He's gone full schizo lol

What the fuck is he trying to say there?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is why I don't give Pukas a free pass just for having schizophrenia. Terry Davis had completely debilitating schizophrenia, to the point it looks like it actually flat-out killed him, but was based as fuck. Now, Terry was also a genius while Pukas is stupid beyond belief, but look at the sheer difference in levels of personal responsibility, reasoning, and just not being an absolute cunt. All Pukas screams about is pussy. Terry Davis left behind a legacy.

That down the rabbit hole documentary on him is really good, it’s at least an hour long but it’s compelling. Despite all the challenges Terry was facing here he could still make a sincere argument using some degree of logic even if it all came back to delusions about the CIA keeping him in a mind prison or whatever he was still using his brain to do some very impressive things with Temple OS. This is the thing with Lucas he has ZERO redeeming qualities and has seemingly never made any attempts to develop any sort of skillset. It’s funny that in his old videos he is saying he wants to become a board game designer. I don’t know if anyone has ever tried his board games but it’s a bit of a stretch to imagine Meeple Toss being a legacy of the Wern.

 

[Purgatorium]

That down the rabbit hole documentary on him is really good, it’s at least an hour long but it’s compelling.

Where can I find it?

 

[le funny sex number 69]

If we’re going to armchair diagnosis Luke, I particularly believe he’s got schizoaffective disorder, bipolar subtype.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I'm going to step away from the pack here, but I'd actually want to see what would happen if Lucas somehow got to the oval office. It would be a wonderful horrible train wreck

It would be like 1984 just instead of the big brother propaganda posters everywhere it would be Wern memes/attraction signs and him livestreaming his orgies into the flatbill gulags. The ministry of love would be his bae re-education facility, ministry of plenty raid mcdonalds or anything else that need re-distributing usually just burning it instead and the ministry of truth would just be him posting memes himself. He would be at constant war with Canada and Mexico after attempts at building burning diplomacy fail

Dr niggae is always watching

 

[Particle Bored]

I absolutely love where this anarcho-communisim saga is leading, absolutely nowhere, but I would love to see this dude on a ticket as like some kind of joke. I think seeing the Wern behave like a flatulent, uneducated, poorly housebroken bum at a national convention would be the height of Wernology. I mean when Trump was first running, everyone saw him as a joke candidate, but he actually had a strategy that could reach voter bases. Hell, even Vermin Supreme was able to garner some support, however with the Wern it is another story, he alienates everybody the second he opens his mouth. It would be funny to see him call other candidates bigots, misogynistic, and age-phobic on a national stage.

Getting on a ballot in Washington is incredibly easy. You just have to be a registered voter in the appropriate location and pay the filing fee, which is 1% of the office's annual salary. You can even file your candidacy online. As a result every primary in WA is a clown car of perennial candidates and random nutjobs. Wern is probably still too addled to navigate even these simple requirements, but if he could scrounge up $476.24 he could run for Spokane City Council.

If the trolls with cash to burn want something to do, they should register him as a candidate. I want to see "Wern for City Council. A bae in every bed or we burn your business." campaign ads made with chopped up Wern videos.

(that campaign slogan made me think of what Trick or Treat would be like in Werntown. Sounds like a wild night)

 

[denysdemontfort]

Lots of other shit can cause voices. He does drugs, barely sleeps and has no normal human contact. Been living that life for years now and to a more and more extreme degree. Even as a teen he was a pothead and we truly don't know what other substances he's done...and now he's an elderly boomer who has racked up decades of usage of those chemicals. I think it would be a miracle if he weren't occasionally having intense convos with garbage cans.

Also I have noticed that with real schizos their delusions are either about their country's government chasing them down, or messiah figure stuff like thinking they're Gandhi or Jesus for example. Luke's shit about the Jen Zee superbabies just sounds to me like a fetish thing but gone obsessive, not much worse than that.

Final thought, look at his writing style. He uses that ridiculously overly correct, perfectly punctuated grammar topped off with a side order of pretentious smug Reddity tone. Writes like Hunter Thompson or Henry Rollins. Nobody in the throes of actual schizophrenia manages that. They sound like five year olds possessed by wild jackals. Not Luke.

He's too high functioning and with it. Just having psychotic tendencies isn't always the full blown thing.

I feel like you're making a lot of assumptions about what schizophrenia is and how it presents in people based on anecdotal personal experience, and I get why you'd feel that way. But in my own anecdotal experience, the people I have known who were diagnosed with schizophrenia were perfectly capable of presenting as "high functioning", much moreso than Lucas in a lot of ways. And as far as diagnostic criteria you're pretty off. Not everyone with schizophrenia is a caricature like in movies.

I don't think Lucas has been through enough (consensual) mental health treatment to have a firm diagnosis. But he absolutely has auditory hallucinations and difficulty controlling his mood and impulses so I can see why early on he'd be diagnosed as schizophrenic. That being said, I don't think that's truly the case -- there are other mental conditions with impulse issues and hallucinations and I don't see Lucas exhibiting any of the "negative symptoms". Or they're being overshadowed by his complete narcissism.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

I feel like you're making a lot of assumptions about what schizophrenia is and how it presents in people based on anecdotal personal experience, and I get why you'd feel that way. But in my own anecdotal experience, the people I have known who were diagnosed with schizophrenia were perfectly capable of presenting as "high functioning", much moreso than Lucas in a lot of ways. And as far as diagnostic criteria you're pretty off. Not everyone with schizophrenia is a caricature like in movies.

I don't think Lucas has been through enough (consensual) mental health treatment to have a firm diagnosis. But he absolutely has auditory hallucinations and difficulty controlling his mood and impulses so I can see why early on he'd be diagnosed as schizophrenic. That being said, I don't think that's truly the case -- there are other mental conditions with impulse issues and hallucinations and I don't see Lucas exhibiting any of the "negative symptoms". Or they're being overshadowed by his complete narcissism.

The lack of negative symptoms is what leads me to believe he’s going through the manic phase of schizoaffective disorder. Bipolar disorder itself does cause hallucinations, but those tend to be mood congruent, and Lucas’ aren’t necessarily. He seems to believe he’s going to lead a successful revolution and become president of the US, which constitute delusions of grandeur in my view, as well as having voices in his head telling him all sorts of non mood congruent stuff.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Where can I find it?

I forgot how much he hated atheism, he also throws out the hard “n” word more than Lucas

https://youtu.be/UCgoxQCf5Jg

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

It interests me that he didn't "feel safe" in Olympia towards the end of his tenure as the village idiot. We're they preparing to tar and feather him? Was he well known? Is this related to his feud with Daniel? The rumors about 15 year olds and burritos?

This was a combination of Daniel serving him with a no contact order and police looking into his recent behavior. Lucas was about to be in so much trouble so he fled to his catfish.
The interesting thing about Lucas is that you can figure out a lot if you just reverse whatever he is saying about someone else or apply the bad thing to him. Daniel didn’t get banned from the bus depot, Lucas did because he had a no contact order. Police already didn’t like Lucas and they were sniffing around him.
Funnily enough, Lucas trying to act like Daniel harassed Rachel Hennessy to move to Boston was the best part of this whole thing. We all knew that Rachel was a fake, a fake of a real person who had actually been involved with Forbes. Everyone iour mutual circles knew, most of us knew who the catfish was, in fact. Lucas also knew that we knew and yet he still tried to pretend that we didn’t know and used the scenario that big, bad Daniel pushed her away with his unwanted advances.

After all of this occurred, Lucas was telling a mutual friend how I had been cockblocking him since his break up with Suzanne and that he was going to fight me irl. It was extra funny because I hadn’t been in Lucas’ age range, have children, etc and he was desperately trying to hook up with me forever.
(My irl pages attract a lot of cows. I am one of the few people Russell Greer hasn’t blocked and yet I’ve never reciprocated any of his advances. I am deeply concerned about my bug light )

Edit for no contact order

 

[wenttobermuda]

I don't see Lucas exhibiting any of the "negative symptoms". Or they're being overshadowed by his complete narcissism.

The lack of negative symptoms is what leads me to believe he’s going through the manic phase of schizoaffective disorder.

Negative symptoms are a major reason why schizos struggle to live independently, hold jobs, or manage mundane social interactions. Why they may end up dependent.

Lucas's extreme social incompetence, lack of flexibility of thought, and lack of ambition and practical goal oriented behavior (beyond his lurid ape puss puss fantasies) sure look like negative symptoms of schizophrenia to me. Alas, my expertise lies elsewhere. I confident in my ability to diagnose fat faggotry. Schizophrenia, not so much.