Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[crayolasword]

It is really fun to put Len in silly pictures though. I guess until people have a problem or I get reported its fine

Like this one?

 

[Dr.Research]

I would like to know more about Len's lawn care service and how it doesn't affect his SSI. I really do not know how SSI operates because...well...I've worked nonstop my entire adult life.

He may have gotten a certificate or "degree" in horticulture, but I'm 99% any lawn business would been as legit as Journey Through My Anus Productions. My best guess is that he may have done odd landscaping jobs and used the certificate/degree as credibility.

 

[Dr.Research]

Happy EST lunch break Kiwis! Had to go through last night's ship post spectacular and make sure to rate all Lennay's stuff dumb.

Lennay, just for the record, being a love shy angry virgin doesn't give you a right to be a complete douche to women, that's probably why you never got one, and are still a 40-60 year old virgin. Once you stop objectifying women, maybe you'll actually be able to talk to one with out her feeling like she needs a gun or a rape whistle

I don't even think he's smart enough to know what objectifying women is. He probably honestly thinks he's a perfectly charming gentleman and that women like being submissive.

 

[crayolasword]

Here's his version on showing a woman a good time. Doesn't ahe look like she's having so much fun?

 

[Without A Gout]

This right here. There's way too much shitposting in this thread.

"Notice me, pants shitting senpai! WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MAH QUESTION!?"

Pretty much. Really, I need to start using the report button here more.

I would have preferred a completely new, more moderated thread though and just have this one closed.

Aww, but I wanna be a ween...

But regarding Len's HS life, the only people that get held back from graduating high school for that long are the kids in special needs classes. They usually let them stay until they are about 20 and then let them graduate with honors. At least that's how it goes nowadays, anyway.

 

[Dr.Research]

Aww, but I wanna be a cool guy...

But regarding Len's HS life, the only people that get held back from graduating high school for that long are the kids in special needs classes. They usually let them stay until they are about 20 and then let them graduate with honors. At least that's how it goes nowadays, anyway.

We all know Len is the complete opposite of insightful, but even I was a bit "huh?" when he said he was only held back twice. Len is capable enough to drive, make online accounts, get hired at a basic job, and have the wherewithal to "volunteer" . You'd think he'd realize something was a bit funny when he was held back twice. Even some special needs and slightly-less-than-high-functining autistics understand they may be a bit slow and aren't taking the normal route, so it's hilarious/sad that Len couldn't figure it out.

 

[Zim]

Here's his version on showing a woman a good time. Doesn't ahe look like she's having so much fun?

I remember when he posted that. Sure was a fantastic victory for Leonard Shaner. However 60 minutes of hotness later...

Ah memories... Good times. Good times.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I have a degree, Four years of Horticulture.

My initial thought on this is that you've already done better for yourself than about half the people mocking you, as your list of detractors is rapidly expanding to include a lot of people who have very little to brag about and who only want an easy target to make fun of that, by weening on, they can feel superior to. However, I then realized that you haven't actually done anything with these Four years of Horticulture. You worked at Sears, or whatever, stocking shelves in a backroom. Having a degree is lovely, but it doesn't mean shit if it doesn't help you secure a means of steady income above the minimum wage. Furthermore, the more I think about what you're saying, the more suspicious I am that any college with any credibility would allow you to graduate when you can't even tell the difference between "you're" and "your". My guess is that you're either lying or you signed up for a worthless online university with absolutely no credibility at all, not realizing that you couldn't get a job with a degree like that. If the latter, you have my utmost sympathies; if the former, well, it's not like it was unexpected.

 

[Dr.Research]

My initial thought on this is that you've already done better for yourself than about half the people mocking you, as your list of detractors is rapidly expanding to include a lot of people who have very little to brag about and who only want an easy target to make fun of that, by weening on, they can feel superior to. However, I then realized that you haven't actually done anything with these Four years of Horticulture. You worked at Sears, or whatever, stocking shelves in a backroom. Having a degree is lovely, but it doesn't mean shit if it doesn't help you secure a means of steady income above the minimum wage. Furthermore, the more I think about what you're saying, the more suspicious I am that any college with any credibility would allow you to graduate when you can't even tell the difference between "you're" and "your". My guess is that you're either lying or you signed up for a worthless online university with absolutely no credibility at all, not realizing that you couldn't get a job with a degree like that. If the latter, you have my utmost sympathies; if the former, well, it's not like it was unexpected.

Chris-Chan also graduated community college and we've seen his high school work and know about his temper tantrum in English, so it wouldn't shock me if Len managed to muddle through a community college tract. Someone explained that a 4 year horticulture degree was actually science-heavy and involved chem and calc so if I had to guess, Len either took 2 extra years on a community college program or is lying about the timing. Or hell, maybe having any degree at all.

 

[Adamska]

My initial thought on this is that you've already done better for yourself than about half the people mocking you, as your list of detractors is rapidly expanding to include a lot of people who have very little to brag about and who only want an easy target to make fun of that, by weening on, they can feel superior to. However, I then realized that you haven't actually done anything with these Four years of Horticulture. You worked at Sears, or whatever, stocking shelves in a backroom. Having a degree is lovely, but it doesn't mean shit if it doesn't help you secure a means of steady income above the minimum wage. Furthermore, the more I think about what you're saying, the more suspicious I am that any college with any credibility would allow you to graduate when you can't even tell the difference between "you're" and "your". My guess is that you're either lying or you signed up for a worthless online university with absolutely no credibility at all, not realizing that you couldn't get a job with a degree like that. If the latter, you have my utmost sympathies; if the former, well, it's not like it was unexpected.

I can see him attempting and horribly failing a trade school or a community college like @Dr.Research proposed. I can also see him lying about his accomplishments there as well, since a person who lies as much as Len would be perfectly alright with fabricating a lie about having a batch degree when in reality it's more like the following possibilities: He genuinely took 4 years to get an Associate's, He bombed the school after attending for a time, He never fucking went and is using it to make himself look smarter.

Now I can genuinely believe he went to learn Horticulture at a community college or like a trade school or something and then utterly crashed and burned due to a mixture of autism and arrogance. Why? Because that's a field that seems pretty out of left field for him to lie about. It's still well within the realm of possibility, but it comes off as a bit too subtle for him to completely lie about it; it doesn't tie into his many lies about being a professional photographer or rail expert after all and it's a bit on the specific side to boot.

 

[crayolasword]

I would think with a horticulture degree he could get a job as the whacky greenskeeper at a local golf course.

 

[Kirby]

"Notice me, pants shitting senpai! WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MAH QUESTION!?"

Pretty much. Really, I need to start using the report button here more.

I would have preferred a completely new, more moderated thread though and just have this one closed.

Sometimes I see people posting messages directed at Len that are long, detailed, very coherent, well written and extremely thought provoking, which is the exact opposite of what you should do if you want Len to read and respond back to you. It's one thing if you're making a general post to everyone else in the thread, but typically Len is only mentally capable of reading and answering questions with less than 40 words with non-train related vocabulary at no higher than a 6th grade level with minimal to preferably zero usage of any literary devices. Anything beyond that just turns into garbled nonsense to Len.

Most shitposting (or at least mine specifically) is done in a strategic manner and is designed with the purpose to get a reaction out of Len as it's written in a purposely direct non-subtle way that even he can interpret without difficulty. Keep in mind that if we started getting more serious and made this a fucking political or moral debate we would essentially go over Len's head, and once that happens he will resort to spamming Bible verses rather than the posts that we have all grown to love here.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

First off, would like to apologize for shitposting (again). Len's outbursts just... end up causing a lot more reactive posts than most. I really should just drop that whole creeper remark since it's probably gotten old 50 pages ago.

Anyway, as Curt had noted before, the thing about Len is that he is capable of doing work. While apparently at the railroad, he did actually focus on doing a job if said job stimulated him enough to focus on it. If he dialed his ego back down a few notches (by a few I mean all the way down to zero) and stopped creeping on people, then he could have had a quiet, if uneventful, life as a stockboy at Sears with his volunteer work at the Colebrookdale Railroad. The thing is that Len's ego is, like most lolcows, absurdly huge to the point where he does shit without really considering how it'll play out in the end. He lacks foresight and he lacks empathy. The fact that he's an idiot is obvious, but there are people with fucking down syndrome that would know not to eat a cake that's explicitly marked for a baby shower. He simply doesn't acknowledge that other people have feelings beside himself, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know how other people act period.

I mean, it's a very telling sign for all of his sockpuppets. They all act like him and yet he still thinks they're all foolproof disguises. The earlier forays into Len's inner circle were also mindlessly easy since all you needed to do was say you were on his side (and shit, I think that still works, but I wouldn't be able to keep a facade like that up for so long nor do I have incentive to do so) and he'd open up to you if you made up a lie that was even moderately convincing enough. As people have said before, the only people that defend Len are Len himself. In Len's world, he is the only one that exists.

That and a lot of pantyhose and trains.

 

[chimpburgers]

Sometimes I see people posting messages directed at Len that are long, detailed, very coherent, well written and extremely thought provoking, which is the exact opposite of what you should do if you want Len to read and respond back to you. It's one thing if you're making a general post to everyone else in the thread, but typically Len is only mentally capable of reading and answering questions with less than 40 words with non-train related vocabulary at no higher than a 6th grade level. Anything beyond that just turns into garbled nonsense to Len.

Most shitposting (or at least mine specifically) is done in a strategic manner and is designed with the purpose to get a reaction out of Len as it's written in a purposely direct non-subtle way that even he can interpret without difficulty. Keep in mind that if we started getting more serious and made this a fucking political or moral debate we would essentially go over Len's head, and once that happens he will resort to spamming Bible verses rather than the posts that we have all grown to love here.

Oh no, I'd never want the thread to go to that extreme either. For me, it's all about being able to fuck with a prolific shitposter and to see how salty he can get. He's really funny when he's in that state.

 

[Rin]

First off, would like to apologize for shitposting (again). Len's outbursts just... end up causing a lot more reactive posts than most. I really should just drop that whole creeper remark since it's probably gotten old 50 pages ago.

Anyway, as Curt had noted before, the thing about Len is that he is capable of doing work. While apparently at the railroad, he did actually focus on doing a job if said job stimulated him enough to focus on it. If he dialed his ego back down a few notches (by a few I mean all the way down to zero) and stopped creeping on people, then he could have had a quiet, if uneventful, life as a stockboy at Sears with his volunteer work at the Colebrookdale Railroad. The thing is that Len's ego is, like most lolcows, absurdly huge to the point where he does shit without really considering how it'll play out in the end. He lacks foresight and he lacks empathy. The fact that he's an idiot is obvious, but there are people with fucking down syndrome that would know not to eat a cake that's explicitly marked for a baby shower. He simply doesn't acknowledge that other people have feelings beside himself, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know how other people act period.

I mean, it's a very telling sign for all of his sockpuppets. They all act like him and yet he still thinks they're all foolproof disguises. The earlier forays into Len's inner circle were also mindlessly easy since all you needed to do was say you were on his side (and shit, I think that still works, but I wouldn't be able to keep a facade like that up for so long nor do I have incentive to do so) and he'd open up to you if you made up a lie that was even moderately convincing enough. As people have said before, the only people that defend Le are Len himself. In Len's world, he is the only one that exists.

That and a lot of pantyhose and trains.

Going off that, I would say that Len probably isn't actually sexist, per se, in the sense that he discriminates against women. I think he sees all people as more or less only existing to be useful to him. Women just have the distinction of being useful to him in a sexual sense. So it's not that he specifically thinks women are lesser than men, it's that he thinks all people are lesser than Len. Add in an extremely old-fashioned perspective on life, and you get someone who acts like your stereotypical sluthater.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Spoiler: Shaner getting arested

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Sometimes I see people posting messages directed at Len that are long, detailed, very coherent, well written and extremely thought provoking, which is the exact opposite of what you should do if you want Len to read and respond back to you. It's one thing if you're making a general post to everyone else in the thread, but typically Len is only mentally capable of reading and answering questions with less than 40 words with non-train related vocabulary at no higher than a 6th grade level. Anything beyond that just turns into garbled nonsense to Len.

Most shitposting (or at least mine specifically) is done in a strategic manner and is designed with the purpose to get a reaction out of Len as it's written in a purposely direct non-subtle way that even he can interpret without difficulty. Keep in mind that if we started getting more serious and made this a fucking political or moral debate we would essentially go over Len's head, and once that happens he will resort to spamming Bible verses rather than the posts that we have all grown to love here.

I think another aspect about the shitposting is that Len is one of the few lolcows that has legitimately affected people in real life that aren't us and aren't him in a negative way. I mean:

Chris involved Megan slightly in his antics, but Megan wisely never gave off a lot of her personal information and has since cut off all contact with Chris, so for all intents and purposes she's almost completely forgotten aside from anyone going through Sonichu again (and Chris occasionally bringing her up in his many rants).

Jay Geis's insane relationship with his girlfriend, Heather, was completely turned on his head when she both dumped him and joined the forum, and once their relationship was broken he never really managed to bother her in her life again.

Moleman9000's spergy rap battles and spergier Navaverse are basically his sole creations and aside from him pushing them on people, don't really affect anyone other than himself. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone going after his guest voices, at least.

But Len has shown some alarmingly adept ability at doxxing people that he views as threats (as he did with Curt earlier), not to mention his antics with possibly hijacking some random lawyer's Facebook account and involving him in all of this shit. When Len is deliberately harming other people in a way that can actually affect them, it's not hard to people to stop laughing at him and start getting legitimately pissed at him. ... Especially when you are the person getting doxxed (fortunately, Curt's dox was removed). Len is still a pathetic shitlord and most of his spergfests are best replied to by laughing and pointing out how much of an idiot he is, but I really, really can't blame people when he starts plastering pictures and dox of other people that aren't related to this at all in the thread and some people start getting pissed at him, especially given how we have our fair share of lurkers probably have less standards than we do.

 

[Rin]

I think another aspect about the shitposting is that Len is one of the few lolcows that has legitimately affected people in real life that aren't us and aren't him in a negative way. I mean:

Chris involved Megan slightly in his antics, but Megan wisely never gave off a lot of her personal information and has since cut off all contact with Chris, so for all intents and purposes she's almost completely forgotten aside from anyone going through Sonichu again (and Chris occasionally bringing her up in his many rants).

Jay Geis's insane relationship with his girlfriend, Heather, was completely turned on his head when she both dumped him and joined the forum, and once their relationship was broken he never really managed to bother her in her life again.

Moleman9000's spergy rap battles and spergier Navaverse are basically his sole creations and aside from him pushing them on people, don't really affect anyone other than himself. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone going after his guest voices, at least.

But Len has shown some alarmingly adept ability at doxxing people that he views as threats (as he did with Curt earlier), not to mention his antics with possibly hijacking some random lawyer's Facebook account and involving him in all of this shit. When Len is deliberately harming other people in a way that can actually affect them, it's not hard to people to stop laughing at him and start getting legitimately pissed at him. ... Especially when you are the person getting doxxed (fortunately, Curt's dox was removed). Len is still a pathetic shitlord and most of his spergfests are best replied to by laughing and pointing out how much of an idiot he is, but I really, really can't blame people when he starts plastering pictures and dox of other people that aren't related to this at all in the thread and some people start getting pissed at him, especially given how we have our fair share of lurkers probably have less standards than we do.

It's understandable. However, I think ignoring him is a better tactic than getting angry, if you can manage it. After all, he's trying to make us upset, and we don't want him to think he's winning.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

>be you, Leonard Shaner
>be an autistic retard who spells everything wrong
>be correcting someone's English
>have two mistakes in the correction

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Rin]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

There is no need to use that many o's, Len. Ever.