Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[raritycat]

Got another fat dyke from Youtube to add to the collection. This is Monalisa Benson AKA Get Lit Wit Moe. She's originally from Milwaukee, WI and was recently living in Phoenix, AZ but is now in Houston, TX. She has 80k subscribers. Like other Youtube fatties, she has made a name for herself eating on camera. To put it gently, she's like if Amberlynn, Destiny, and Charlie Gold had a baby.

From 1:27 onward, you can see her grab her girlfriend's ass and start fingering her in front of her kids. Later in the vlog, you see her hitting one of the kids.

Like many Youtube fatties, she's trying to "change the way she eats" AKA lose weight and fail:

She also started Youtube because she saw people make money eating and figured why not (maybe because you shove your greasy fingers into pussy in front of kids).

She also does Mukbangs with her kids. Above we have her feeding Taco Bell to her five year old and her two year old.

 

[Zhoban]

Robert "Zenigundam" Santana, age 28
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This short, fat little dude has spent over a decade posting about looking for a teenager to have sex with and how he's an alpha male that intimidates all the betas out there. Finding a teenager is his childhood dream that he never let go of. I would compare him to Elliot Rodger, but at least Rodger never tried to solicit sex from a 9-year-old. Seriously. That's what this little guy did the other day.

Manifesto

Filming woman without permission

Jerking off while watching To Catch a Predator

You can find him by going to any Public Freakout video. Locate a woman's name or picture in the comments and BOOM, your alpha's there.

Unless this is Puerto Rican Harry Potter with a time turner, it's also impossible that he has a job. This is EVERY. DAY. 24. 7.

Twitter - mostly about how frustrating it is to snag a teenager

UnevenEdge - just look for yourself

Zenigundam's suffering from liver failure. He has a long history of being a creepy little cunt, but hopefully the wake-up call extends beyond his alcoholism and he learns how to be a decent human being.

 

[Maurice Caine]

Who the fuck is this guy and what's his problem?
EDIT: oh my god

 

[Neil]

Robert "Zenigundam" Santana, age 28
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This short, fat little dude has spent over a decade posting about looking for a teenager to have sex with and how he's an alpha male that intimidates all the betas out there. Finding a teenager is his childhood dream that he never let go of. I would compare him to Elliot Rodger, but at least Rodger never tried to solicit sex from a 9-year-old. Seriously. That's what this little guy did the other day.

Manifesto

Filming woman without permission

Jerking off while watching To Catch a Predator

You can find him by going to any Public Freakout video. Locate a woman's name or picture in the comments and BOOM, your alpha's there.

Unless this is Puerto Rican Harry Potter with a time turner, it's also impossible that he has a job. This is EVERY. DAY. 24. 7.

Twitter - mostly about how frustrating it is to snag a teenager

UnevenEdge - just look for yourself

Necroing to update:
Zeni's apparently had liver failure and needs a transplant. He also has jaundice now.

Listen to his voice, it's so shakey and weak. His skin is yellow, he's thin as a rail. Hair's all fucked up. Makes me feel kinda bad for him.

He's a heavy alcoholic, and that lead him to the vast majority of his lolcow behaviors. He was basically on a mental high for the last 10 years (probably because of some kind of undiagnosed mental illness).
He had a disastrous pancreatic episode that he miraculously survived back on September 24th of 2020. He was on the verge of dying, and was distressed in those moments. Ever since then he's been in and out of hospitals, on meds, losing blood through stool.

This event apparently opened his eyes to how he's not invincible like he used to think and show in his videos. He's resolved to live healthier and turn himself around after this. He's turned to faith and dropped the dating site stuff.

I'm hoping he makes it through this and does make something good out of his life. He was a giant disgusting weirdo sick fuck creep for the majority of his adult life, but I don't think that's worthy of an early death like this.

The comments aren't very sympathetic, though.

Spoiler

His next check up is on the 18th, so we'll see how that goes. That is, if he uploads anything.

FUCK, Ninja'd.

Zenigundam's suffering from liver failure. He has a long history of being a creepy little cunt, but hopefully the wake-up call extends beyond his alcoholism and he learns how to be a decent human being.

Another edit/update:
Some people in his hatedom are claiming that he's faking being sick.

No evidence that he's faking it, it's just this gibbering faggot rambling on and on about how he's doing it to avoid jail time or being beaten up.

 

[Crystal Golem]

So I came Across a dead Youtube channel called Morton FromDDF The last upload appears to be from 7 years ago. The videos referred to by the eponymous Morton as "missions" run the gamut of mental illness and degeneracy from licking toilet seats to ranting about Four Loko being banned to stapling a sign to his ass to capturing his skitzo episodes on camera.

Really bizarre shit.

 

[Bigmanontheblock]

Found this dude earlier today and thought yall might be interested.

Nothing particularly special about him besides the fact that he collects dead skin he peels off of himself like Goldmember from Austin Powers.

Here is a sample of his postings:

 

[yasscat]

Found this dude earlier today and thought yall might be interested.

Nothing particularly special about him besides the fact that he collects dead skin he peels off of himself like Goldmember from Austin Powers.

Here is a sample of his postings:

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I'm grossly fascinated.

 

[dvachgd]

While browsing through /v/ one day, I stumbled across this bizzare individual named "frufi.uni". Here's an example of one of their posts:
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They're a "game dev", supposedly. The game they make can be seen here, called "Uni Elementals".

Spoiler

I tried to play it once, but the game is actually extremely complicated, and it's especially hard to understand because the creator speaks in their own brand of "english" so it's hard to get any instructions. Their posting style is also very unique and bizzare, and it's a strange mix of english, japanese, and french.
They seem to be schizo or something along those lines, but instead of being obsessed with god and the universe or gangstalking or whatever, their brand of insanity is "pastel" themed. They're obsessed with fairies and magic and elementals, and apparently they also consider themselves one.
They also have these strange videos where they record themselves going through their notes (which appear to be for programming) with bits and pieces of their room.

Spoiler

Digging deeper reveals a bit more. Their twitter seems to have a picture of themselves alongside a cosplayer, however it's very covered up.

Spoiler: Picture?

The picture would seem to suggest a male.

Overall, I'd say it's worth looking at their post history on 4chan in the very least, as it's quite intriguing to try and decipher.

Spoiler: Tripcode and online aliases

Names: frufi, frufi uni妖精, LegalusNozef (on /vg/). Search for some of these in the archives if you want to read their history.
Tripcodes: !!y5fRBGK5xoy, !!3Aq7tf7YbgR, !!96fSAAGZmH2, and various others. The first seems to be the one they've stuck with for a couple of months now.
Youtube
itch.io
Twitter
Pixiv
Artstation
Deviantart (which suggests they're russian and male, although one of the posts on 4chan they call themselves an "asexual potato fairy")
Pinterest (which also indicates russian origin)

He is Russian, studing at
OCA Osaka Design & IT School Super-Game Design
https://www.oca.ac.jp/visitor/abroad-en/
as game designer. He started in april 2019
He has been working on that game since 2017.

Learned Japanese at
https://www.osakaymca.ac.jp/nihongo/en/tuition/index.html

His name is Mikhail Vetcak. VK page https://vk.com/id373910569
And here he is: https://2ch.hk/gd/src/496780/16131417031560.jpg

 

[Mister Loser]

He is Russian, studing at
OCA Osaka Design & IT School Super-Game Design
https://www.oca.ac.jp/visitor/abroad-en/
as game designer. He started in april 2019
He has been working on that game since 2017.

Learned Japanese at
https://www.osakaymca.ac.jp/nihongo/en/tuition/index.html

His name is Mikhail Vetcak. VK page https://vk.com/id373910569
And here he is: https://2ch.hk/gd/src/496780/16131417031560.jpg

Checked the 2ch thread, based on the google translate TL it's pretty interesting that he's fine with the doxx. He isn't like a traditional cow in that he doesn't really care about anybody calling him a schizo.

I guess you came here because of the /gd/ thread? Thanks for joining, I wanted to do some more digging but without much knowledge of russian internet I couldn't do any further research.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Bob and his friends, also known under the channel "Food Dip" can be described as a travelling psych ward in New York disguised as a food review channel. You may know him from the infamous Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Burger video that went semiviral, as shown below:

Within just 13 minutes this video contains Bobs ridiculous hair, a beggar lady interrupting the review, a child being held hostage, insane dialogue and more chaos. When he features other people (mostly just strangers he seems to randomly pick up on the street) the videos are usually like this. He does a food review on some grotesque looking food item, sometimes brings friends that look like they're straight out of an asylum, and then rambles random things into the camera that are sometimes related to the actual review.

Spoiler: More videos

In this video Bob and his crew begin the video by openly stealing boxes of coconuts. After that Cynthia "the machine" gets introduced and they eat the chinese takeout, schlurping over her telling us about her life story and the NSA.

Notice him turning on the lights in broad daylight and the disgusting cheesesteak. Also: "The people are looking at me back and forth". I sure wonder why.

Bob has to clarify the woman he picked up from the side of the road for a chicken sandwich and who is clearly high on something is not his love interest.

The only thing not lolcowish about him is that he doesn't respond to criticism. Sad, because I would love to make a thread about him.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Who the fuck is this guy and what's his problem?
EDIT: oh my god
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sounds pretty keyed tbh

 

[Madako-Tako]

sounds pretty keyed tbh

I know right? He seems awesome.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Found this dude earlier today and thought yall might be interested.

Nothing particularly special about him besides the fact that he collects dead skin he peels off of himself like Goldmember from Austin Powers.

Here is a sample of his postings:

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I'm curious as to how this nigger is managing to peel shit off his feet like this in the first place.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I made a post here ages ago about a MUD I played on once upon a time and it being infested with all sorts of weirdos and fuck-ups. Most don't have any sort of online presence, being relatively tech-savvy boomers, but this one almost goes out of her way.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MUD/comments/lcpbdh/discussionopinion_muds_and_autistic_players/

Lacking any self-awareness, this player has existed on that same MUD for many years while supposedly being bullied and mocked for everything from repeatedly asking basic questions to being outwardly mean to staff members about banning manipulative/grooming creeps. Milking sympathy from anyone who will still listen has become their pastime, or so I've heard and noticed, exaggerating just about anything and remaining blissfully unaware of their own rudeness.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MUD/comments/fmiq9n/ask_help_for_a_small_build_project_please/

The aforementioned MUD also has a large amount of child characters(which is a subject that would need its own post) and those fully interested in them. This player claims not to be interested in the underage frolicking, but they sure find themselves interacting with them all at one point or another.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Remember the Utubetrollpolice? If you do you probably encountered a kid named Stephen Larson, here's a mirror of a video he did that's full of 2009 Chris levels of tard rage.

 

[DungeonMaster]

WARNING: SCAT PORN ON THIS CHANNEL
Some sick fuck sent the link to me on DeviantArt, and I hope he rots in hell forever.

https://www.deviantart.com/blackdustman777 This guy sent the video to me
https://www.deviantart.com/johnnykunofficial/journal/Harassment-by-trolls-and-wetzelmation-871029251
Apparently it wasn't made by him

There's a whole rabbit hole i'm unwilling to go into, perhaps you guys would like to investigate

 

[Carlito]

WARNING: SCAT PORN ON THIS CHANNEL
Some sick fuck sent the link to me on DeviantArt, and I hope he rots in hell forever.

https://www.deviantart.com/blackdustman777 This guy sent the video to me
https://www.deviantart.com/johnnykunofficial/journal/Harassment-by-trolls-and-wetzelmation-871029251
Apparently it wasn't made by him

There's a whole rabbit hole i'm unwilling to go into, perhaps you guys would like to investigate

That YouTube channel seems to be completely wiped -- name changed to "Gone" and all videos nuked off of it. I think the JohnnyKunOfficial deviantart's report had something to do with it. Even then, the scat side of things may have been a false flag op by some Internet spergs to defame the man if the one comment has anything to do with it. It may need some time to come back around, but for the time being your laughingstock's become Trotsky'd.

 

[Neil]

Update on ZeniGundam.

It seems like he's fully changed his life around and deleted all of his old videos.

He's survived the transplant. He's on the road to recovery, and he plans on finishing his English degree after he's back to good health.
I'm glad to see this, and see him claw his way out of his 10+ years of lolcowdom. If this keeps up, he might be one of the very small handful of lolcows covered on this site who've redeemed themselves.

Treasure a sight like this, it's very, very rare.

 

[Retired_one]

I'm new to KF and am not sure what I'm doing so sorry if I make mistakes at first I'm still learning. But I've been watching this guy for a while and think he might belong here.

William Clark (NekoFluttershy) a non-binary, cross dressing, brony, neko who makes videos constantly doxing himself and revealing other information like that he is a virgin, has a bondage fetish, thinks about sex a lot, and masterbates near daily. He is a hoarder, his room is absolutely filthy with trash everywhere and 3 disgusting microwaves surprised he hasn't been hospitalized honestly.

He sleeps on only a mattress in on the middle floor (in the middle of all the trash) because he wants to "live life like a cat". On his mattress he has ponies his favorite being a greasy looking Fluttershy that has some sort of brown stuff on her snout (he says it is just glue) which he has licked. He constantly roleplays and does an impression as Fluttershy, the two even have conversations going back and forth.

He worships yet is jealous Pewdiepie and other big name youtubers and doesn't understand why he isn't as big as them. In one video he admits to having a dream about meeting Pewdiepie and Markaplier at a convention and the two giving him a shoutout, in the dream he goes to a hotel and sees that he has surpassed them in subscribers. The next day he woke up depressed and admits this is his ultimate goal.

On the darker side of things in another video has said that he went to jail for stabbing a dog which he denies doing and said he was an innocent bystander. I don't know enough about this to say one way or the other.

Links
YouTube
Youtube Backup
Facebook
Twitch
Twitter
Instagram
DeviantArt
Patreon (lol yes at 600 subs)
Dead Youtube
Other Dead Youtube

 

[Retired_one]

I'm new to KF and am not sure what I'm doing so sorry if I make mistakes at first I'm still learning. But I've been watching this guy for a while and think he might belong here.

William Clark (NekoFluttershy) a non-binary, cross dressing, brony, neko who makes videos constantly doxing himself and revealing other information like that he is a virgin, has a bondage fetish, thinks about sex a lot, and masterbates near daily. He is a hoarder, his room is absolutely filthy with trash everywhere and 3 disgusting microwaves surprised he hasn't been hospitalized honestly.

He sleeps on only a mattress in on the middle floor (in the middle of all the trash) because he wants to "live life like a cat". On his mattress he has ponies his favorite being a greasy looking Fluttershy that has some sort of brown stuff on her snout (he says it is just glue) which he has licked. He constantly roleplays and does an impression as Fluttershy, the two even have conversations going back and forth.

He worships yet is jealous Pewdiepie and other big name youtubers and doesn't understand why he isn't as big as them. In one video he admits to having a dream about meeting Pewdiepie and Markaplier at a convention and the two giving him a shoutout, in the dream he goes to a hotel and sees that he has surpassed them in subscribers. The next day he woke up depressed and admits this is his ultimate goal.

On the darker side of things in another video has said that he went to jail for stabbing a dog which he denies doing and said he was an innocent bystander. I don't know enough about this to say one way or the other.

Links
YouTube
Youtube Backup
Facebook
Twitch
Twitter
Instagram
DeviantArt
Patreon (lol yes at 600 subs)
Dead Youtube
Other Dead Youtube

For whatever reason I can not edit my last post? Maybe I edited it to many times (sorry about that) as I found more stuff as this guy uploads usually 2 videos that are both around 30 minutes-1 hour (I believe he was laid off his last job possibly for going to jail for stabbing the dog)

I found out that he does live with his mom (Batkisses) who actually has a YouTube channel of her own, doesn't upload as much as he does but ironically has higher quality videos than his. She also appears to be a hoarder as well (not as bad) as there are tons of shoe boxes in her room, no trash though. He appears in a few of her videos (no doubt just to shut him up) and just makes mewing noises and stupid faces. She is probably also divorced or widowed as William has said that he dad abused him as a child and I don't believe there is a Stepdad in the pictures as they played cards games a in a few videos and only an Uncle (who doesn't appear to wanna be on camera lol) was to be seen.

Also I forgot to include the video he that made for very small children telling them that Santa doesn't exist, says that if they drink Coca-Cola they are drinking Santa's cum and explaining to them what sex is:

This video isn't the only video he made for or about kids. I really hope he doesn't have any pedophilic tendencies but this isn't help his case.

There is a hell of a lot more that I could add (if you're interested) but for now I think I will just leave you with this image:

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