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Does Q not know what a Twink is? I’m failing to see the connection with 4:3.
Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!
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Honestly no one really knows what a twink is. I say about 70% of the people calling themselves twinks are chubby and hairy as quntion.
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Sometimes shit just stops being funny.
http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1366888198111125506
Be welcome kiwi mate to Da Cozy Corner. Where I, a totally awesome not expert, give you tips to take care of your hair you should know.
1. Wash it for fuck's sake.
2. Use a shampoo and conditioner combo that works for your hair type (yes, there are types).
3. Carefully massage from your roots all the way to the ends minding to not pull or be too aggressive.
4. Allow it to dry on its own, as drying with a towel (like when you dry dishes) can thin it. Using a hairdryer should only come when you really need it.
5. Don't be afraid to try masks (the best ones can be made with stuff you have at home) and comb your hair (from your roots) if your hair really needs it. This goes for my boy kiwis.
6. Ponytails, buns, and man-buns can help take care of your hair if you have it too long. Don't pull too hard and leave room for your hair to breathe.
7. Please remember that we cut hair for a reason, as having it too long in some areas creates a lot of stress on your roots.
http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1366888198111125506
Be welcome kiwi mate to Da Cozy Corner. Where I, a totally awesome not expert, give you tips to take care of your hair you should know.
1. Wash it for fuck's sake.
2. Use a shampoo and conditioner combo that works for your hair type (yes, there are types).
3. Carefully massage from your roots all the way to the ends minding to not pull or be too aggressive.
4. Allow it to dry on its own, as drying with a towel (like when you dry dishes) can thin it. Using a hairdryer should only come when you really need it.
5. Don't be afraid to try masks (the best ones can be made with stuff you have at home) and comb your hair (from your roots) if your hair really needs it. This goes for my boy kiwis.
6. Ponytails, buns, and man-buns can help take care of your hair if you have it too long. Don't pull too hard and leave room for your hair to breathe.
7. Please remember that we cut hair for a reason, as having it too long in some areas creates a lot of stress on your roots.
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The disrespect being done to Bill & Ted 1 and Freaked in this post is frankly disgusting.
Also 4:3 is an underrated aspect ratio and I'll be in the cold hard ground before I let Quinton taint its good name with his clout-chasing, gay-baiting, agonising attempts at comedy.
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It’s even more laughable that he even called this “high testosterone”. He’s almost looking like Randy from My Name is Earl:
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He looks fucking dead inside in both.
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“Now you see guys, the joke is...”
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having excessively high t actually makes you look pretty fucking nasty, usually. you bald sooner, have worse acne, a shitton of body hair, and significant weight gain. you often have mood swings and are more likely to take part in high risk behavior. he's probably not lying about having high t, but it's not something to really brag about.
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So Q should do HRT?
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He says his youth was stolen but he means it was wasted. The guy obviously lives a life of regret.
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It's really sad that Quinton looks so drained and old before even reaching 30. He hasn't fucked up his life. His Youtube channel might not be thriving but it gives him enough financial security to pursue actually useful education or any other potentially lucrative hobbies. Woodworking is open to anyone with money for tools and a desire to learn. Quinton has a world of possibilities before him but instead he chooses to be miserable at 25.
His current look isn't caused purely by his Innsmouth genes either. The bright spark of motivation in a person's eyes can really bring out their best traits. Be animated, comb your hair, wear vibrantly colored clothing and you can look damn decent. All I get from Quinton is deep, deep depression and dead eyes that usually belong on an 80 year old. Also he needs to close his mouth before he catches a fly. Use that big nose of yours my friend.
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These people always look fucking miserable and dead inside and yet they just can't figure out why not everyone is going Woke like they did.
X-avier cuck
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NGL, I'd probably be dead inside too if I constantly back-stabbed my friends and threw them under the bus just so I could get E-fame.
This is the end game goal for all of quinton's kind.
This is the end game goal for all of quinton's kind.
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You're all retarded. He doesn't have a life, therefore he can't be dead at all. He's the human version of what there is before our birth. And it's fucking fat, sad, and hairy.
Scarmaiden
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Literally malding lol
He looks downright retarded in the second pic - it's the combination of a pajama-like tee and that look he does, can't quite pinpoint what it's supposed to be: is this his attempt at instaface? is it "oh my god I'm so miserable, please pity me" face? is it "I'm not amused" look?
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It's the "I fetishize being pathetic to try and scrape over the fact that I actually have nothing of value going on in my life" look. Ironic retardation is still retardation, Qoomrade Quinton.
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Yes. Let the Quintessa flow through you, Q.
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It's only a matter of time before Q does what every other troon does and thinks, "My life is an utter failure because I focus my happiness on how well my YouTube channel does and what complete strangers think of me, but instead of losing weight and moving out my parent's basement, I'll put on a dress and chop my dick off!"