Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

New York looks like shit under Dem rule, yet it is impolite for GOP to point that out:

"A statute dedicated to the emmancipation proclamation racist"

Bob... you are so dumb I literally have a headache right now.

• kneeling on somebody's neck, while that person is saying that he can't breathe, is negligent

Minor point of order but if you watch the longer video, Floyd is claiming "he can't breathe" when they are trying to put him in the car and several minutes long before they kneel on him.

Sucks to be him but there used to be a reason we taught children the story of "the boy who cried wolf."

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

"A statute dedicated to the emmancipation proclamation racist"

Bob... you are so dumb I literally have a headache right now.

I love when Bob points out that he has no room to talk, but still continues to talk anyway.

"I'm aware of the irony of a fat man telling other people they need to get in better shape."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If you laugh at people who find happiness in Sky Daddy, you are a Thinker.

I love the implication that belief in God is the same as being a BDSM sub.

Remind me, how many martyrs have been created by cock and ball torture?

Lets not forget that fatboy also made a video how "PC gaming is dead guyz, muh consoles have won"

Let's be real and admit that he hates PC gaming because the imaginary enemy he calls ”gamers” solely use PC's in his mind, and loves consoles because muh heckin holesome Nintenderinos.

Minor point of order but if you watch the longer video, Floyd is claiming "he can't breathe" when they are trying to put him in the car and several minutes long before they kneel on him.

Sucks to be him but there used to be a reason we taught children the story of "the boy who cried wolf."

I know, and obviously it's a lot easier for me to judge Chauvin when I'm not a cop, but obstructing someone's airways while that person is declaring that he can't breathe seems negligent to me.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If Bob had been molested, at least he'd have an understandable excuse for being the hateful lump of shit he is.

I do think there was some species of bad parenting going on in the Chipman household, though we'll probably never know exactly what it was or how bad it was. Given Chris's loving selfies with bottles of scotch and Bob's Great Beeramid I assume alcohol was involved.

So what you're saying is every "Optimistic" reaction to this post translates to "I want MovieBob to be raped in the ass"? and if you don't want MovieBob to be raped in the ass you shouldn't respond "Opimistic" to this post?

 

[Mola Ram]

So what you're saying is every "Optimistic" reaction to this post translates to "I want MovieBob to be raped in the ass"? and if you don't want MovieBob to be raped in the ass you shouldn't respond "Opimistic" to this post?

I generally don't try to interpret the meaning behind why Kiwis leave the ratings they do. I'm just saying Bob is so foul that trying to come up with an excuse for why he's the way he is going to induce eye-rolling in some people.

 

[Red Hood]

The MCU is generally regarded as being competent but extremely generic as far as plots go, so Wandavision (from what I'm told; not watching it) doing a bunch of weird 4th-wall shit is the proof Bobby needs to show all the haters Marvel capeshit is in fact super cerebral, high-concept art.

Basically, imagine the RLM clip of Mike screaming 'IT BROKE NEW GROUND' except not ironic.

Or this. It could just be this.

If you start doing any beyond standard storytelling no matter how derivative the critics will start creaming themselves over it. Twin Peaks-lite is practically its own subgenre at this point.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

"A statute dedicated to the emmancipation proclamation racist"

You're cutting off part of the statement. It's not going to make any sense if you don't read it as it's written. The sentence is "made a statue racist"

 

[Tronathon242]

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If you laugh at people who find happiness in Sky Daddy, you are a Thinker.

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Yet if you laugh at people who find happiness in some maudlin "deep" line on TV, you are an asshole.

He only found happiness with consoomption, therefore you shouldn't mock consoomption.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

https://www.mlive.com/life/2021/02/detroits-giant-robocop-statue-is-real-and-its-spectacular-at-11-feet-25-tons.html

I bet Bob would come all the way out here just to see the Robocop statue.

He'd see it as an ode to his precious consumerist escapism. We know that he claims Robocop is his favorite movie.

I don't even know what the point of the statue is. Is it just, "He's a fictional character from Detroit, and that's cool!"?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't even know what the point of the statue is. Is it just, "He's a fictional character from Detroit, and that's cool!"?

”Remember, plebs, unless you consoom the right product, this might come for you next!”

 

[TopTierHealer]

https://www.mlive.com/life/2021/02/detroits-giant-robocop-statue-is-real-and-its-spectacular-at-11-feet-25-tons.html

I bet Bob would come all the way out here just to see the Robocop statue.

He'd see it as an ode to his precious consumerist escapism. We know that he claims Robocop is his favorite movie.

I don't even know what the point of the statue is. Is it just, "He's a fictional character from Detroit, and that's cool!"?

Does he really? If I remember the movies correctly Murphy was the only successfull Robocop because of his strong religious beliefs that kept him sane. The other prototypes failed because the users went crazy with the existential dread of being an immortal machine trapped in a virtual hell.

Atheist blob will be very confused between his Dawkins boner and transhumanist fantasies.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Atheist blob will be very confused between his Dawkins boner and transhumanist fantasies.

As I've mentioned, if he can manage to ignore his waifus' faith he can ignore a fictional character's Christian beliefs.

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't even know what the point of the statue is. Is it just, "He's a fictional character from Detroit, and that's cool!"?

There's a lot of statues of fictional people. I try to take pictures when I see one, because they make me smile. Surely that's a good enough reason for a statue?

My personal favorite at the moment is Ralph Kramden outside the Port Authority in NYC.

 

[kcbbq]

As I've mentioned, if he can manage to ignore his waifus' faith he can ignore a fictional character's Christian beliefs.

Bob literally takes pride in being a hypocrite, so, no, no he can't.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Kingfisher9000]

If you start doing any beyond standard storytelling no matter how derivative the critics will start creaming themselves over it. Twin Peaks-lite is practically its own subgenre at this point.

Not to mention the fact that marvel has homogenized capeshit to the point that even the slightest deviation from the monotony is hailed as revolutionary. Sure, we’ve seen [stock genre plot] before, but not in a superhero movie! Like how Ant-Man was a “heist movie” because it had vaguely Ritchie-esque dialogue and a single heist scene.

 

[Red Hood]

https://www.mlive.com/life/2021/02/detroits-giant-robocop-statue-is-real-and-its-spectacular-at-11-feet-25-tons.html

I bet Bob would come all the way out here just to see the Robocop statue.

He'd see it as an ode to his precious consumerist escapism. We know that he claims Robocop is his favorite movie.

I don't even know what the point of the statue is. Is it just, "He's a fictional character from Detroit, and that's cool!"?

It's ironic since the movie was arguably critical of corporate meddling in public affairs.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

The MCU is generally regarded as being competent but extremely generic as far as plots go, so Wandavision (from what I'm told; not watching it) doing a bunch of weird 4th-wall shit is the proof Bobby needs to show all the haters Marvel capeshit is in fact super cerebral, high-concept art.

Basically, imagine the RLM clip of Mike screaming 'IT BROKE NEW GROUND'.

If you start doing any beyond standard storytelling no matter how derivative the critics will start creaming themselves over it. Twin Peaks-lite is practically its own subgenre at this point.

Not to mention the fact that marvel has homogenized capeshit to the point that even the slightest deviation from the monotony is hailed as revolutionary. Sure, we’ve seen [stock genre plot] before, but not in a superhero movie! Like how Ant-Man was a “heist movie” because it had vaguely Ritchie-esque dialogue and a single heist scene.

Yeah, it’s really silly how critics like Bob apeshit over stuff like a plot heist in a MCU superhero movie. Even though most of this shit has already been done. It’s been done in comic books, cartoons and animated movies.

Like you know how in Infinity War, Thanos wiped out half the universe?

In the old Spider-Man cartoon, an evil of Spider-Man tried to destroy the MULTIVERSE.

These ideas have been already done multiple times and yet, they still as you said, ‘cream themselves’ over it.

I honestly don’t get it.

 

[Adamska]

Yeah I suppose he's never looked into what happens after all the 'bad guys' are dead.

He just wants all the normals who made fun of the near-tard who cargo worships elevator ads and who kept a Mario totem for luck to fuck off and die. For some reason he sees them all as Republicans, but that's probably just because he's so stupid that he thinks his enemies and critics are all the same.

Made all the more stupid by his rampant alcoholism taking his already pisspoor brainmeat and making it smoother. It's like he's using lacquer after sanding down some wood, only the wood are neurons that don't fold in.

If you start doing any beyond standard storytelling no matter how derivative the critics will start creaming themselves over it. Twin Peaks-lite is practically its own subgenre at this point.

Creativity is just ripping apart old stories and making something new with it. Shame that Hollyweird is too lazy to even pull that off nowadays.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He just wants all the normals who made fun of the near-tard who cargo worships elevator ads and who kept a Mario totem for luck to fuck off and die. For some reason he sees them all as Republicans, but that's probably just because he's so stupid that he thinks his enemies and critics are all the same.

One of his bullies was probably a Republican, and so he directed his hatred at Republicans.

In another world he would have been bullied by some er... melanated individuals and become a white supremacist.