DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gobsmackedmortician]

Wrong. That was 2 different hacking. That clip is on the internet way before mrstupid1 happened.

Belive he uploaded it to his youtube account by mistake the gif shows it on his youtube account, was probably sexting
so his little speech about not sending dick pics the other day on ask the king was from experience...............

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil: "No, I would not punch anyone in the face, I am not a violent person" - 2021

Phil: "I'd slap the shit outta that kid if I met them in real life ACKACKACKACK" - 2018

Didn't he said that if someone came up to him on his mall adventures he would beat the shit out of him? And he said the same thing when someone said "what would you do if I was in your couch?" I know he is a beta fag with the body of an 80 year old so he can't deliver on his threats but the contradictions are still funny.

At most, it was 3-4"

No wonder he is so salty /hates the world his parents gave him a Mirco Pepe.

What I find funny is that he send CLOTHED DICK PICKS, who sexts with clothes on? He is so embarrased of having a micro dick and a disgusting body,if he had sent that with his clothes off we would have seen his gunt,chicken legs and micro dick and that would have been the opposite of a turn on for Leanna.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

What I find funny is that he send CLOTHED DICK PICK

unless he has Gout dick

Spoiler: photo of gout dick operation DONT BLAME ME your sick

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/criu/2012/594905/

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

HINT HINT

I mean surely we're at a point where Twitch should step in and tell him to knock off his begging. He is clearly running a scam where he is using Twitch to get money from people that believe his whole "I need to pay bills", "I'm poor", and my favourite "Jasper needs food".

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I recently re-listened to Rambo and Howard's tell all podcast so listening to Phil rant last night about how he is such a nice guy that constantly gets taken advantage of and walked all over actually made me a little mad ngl.

 

[blahblahblah678]

I mean surely we're at a point where Twitch should step in and tell him to knock off his begging. He is clearly running a scam where he is using Twitch to get money from people that believe his whole "I need to pay bills", "I'm poor", and my favourite "Jasper needs food".

My personal favorite is, “I need money for groceries” when it has been established the horse works at a grocery store, and would most likely qualify for an employee discount.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I mean surely we're at a point where Twitch should step in and tell him to knock off his begging. He is clearly running a scam where he is using Twitch to get money from people that believe his whole "I need to pay bills", "I'm poor", and my favourite "Jasper needs food".

I actually thought that after the bankruptcy he might fade into the background a bit. Most of what gets talked about these days is his shameless begging, so after he got rid of all his debts he should've been comfortable and able to just be a retard playing games. But no, every day he still talks about having no money and needing help.

 

[PutridElephant]

HINT HINT

Remember when his lolyers, trustees and judges told him not to talk about these things?

I guess he doesn't.

 

[Surly Muppet]

HINT HINT

So he needed $1000 in emergency expenses for his tax guy. He got $1700, and paid by Patreon in the last week, so $2000 total. His tip goals normally total $1200, and Phil admitted during the tax saga that this is more than he would need for an average month of expenses.
He claims he did not pay the tax guy and still needs more money.
He got at least $5000 from Twitch on the 15th, and $2000 last week, to say nothing of this week or the time in between.

We are supposed to believe that in 3 weeks, Phil has spent $7000 and has not paid his tax guy. In that time, he has left his house a maximum of 3 times, and has purchased maybe one game for his 'business'.
Even he can't come up with a reason. We just get spooky depresshun bank account now.
Obviously he's feeling like concrete reasons are too restrictive and are no longer necessary. We're just getting general-crisis vague-begging now.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

So he needed $1000 in emergency expenses for his tax guy. He got $1700, and paid by Patreon in the last week, so $2000 total. His tip goals normally total $1200, and Phil admitted during the tax saga that this is more than he would need for an average month of expenses.
He claims he did not pay the tax guy and still needs more money.
He got at least $5000 from Twitch on the 15th, and $2000 last week, to say nothing of this week or the time in between.

We are supposed to believe that in 3 weeks, Phil has spent $7000 and has not paid his tax guy. In that time, he has left his house a maximum of 3 times, and has purchased maybe one game.
Even he can't come up with a reason. We just get spooky depresshun bank account now.
Obviously he's feeling like concrete reasons are too restrictive and are no longer necessary. We're just getting general-crisis vague-begging now.

YouTube payment was the 21st too

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I actually thought that after the bankruptcy he might fade into the background a bit. Most of what gets talked about these days is his shameless begging, so after he got rid of all his debts he should've been comfortable and able to just be a retard playing games. But no, every day he still talks about having no money and needing help.

What's obvious is that he hasn't learned a thing, the money released from being bankrupt just means more money to spend on gatcha. I've no doubt his plan involves filing again in 6 or so years to get all his subsequent debt discharged as well.

 

[PutridElephant]

What's obvious is that he hasn't learned a thing, the money released from being bankrupt just means more money to spend on gatcha. I've no doubt his plan involves filing again in 6 or so years to get all his subsequent debt discharged as well.

How can you say he didn't learn anything when he has that bankruptcy course certificate on his wall? He's an expert on how not to go bankrupt again!

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Jakaleez, get that check book out buddy!! Those anal rapes arent free!!

Joyful Faggotry, hopefully that tax refund isnt all gone!!

Jaxx Fagsor, You're the top tipper of the year, but can you beat yourself as top tipper of the year?? Oh and just a coincidence that he does this on a Friday.. Just in time for street fighter!

You guys should get together and remake the 3 stooges movie! "Thanks for the money, dummies! Cause that's exactly what you fucking are! A bunch of fucking empty headed idiots who paid me money to get absolutely nothing out of it! Thanks "

 

[Balr0g]

So he needed $1000 in emergency expenses for his tax guy. He got $1700, and paid by Patreon in the last week, so $2000 total. His tip goals normally total $1200, and Phil admitted during the tax saga that this is more than he would need for an average month of expenses.
He claims he did not pay the tax guy and still needs more money.
He got at least $5000 from Twitch on the 15th, and $2000 last week, to say nothing of this week or the time in between.

We are supposed to believe that in 3 weeks, Phil has spent $7000 and has not paid his tax guy. In that time, he has left his house a maximum of 3 times, and has purchased maybe one game for his 'business'.
Even he can't come up with a reason. We just get spooky depresshun bank account now.
Obviously he's feeling like concrete reasons are too restrictive and are no longer necessary. We're just getting general-crisis vague-begging now.

Rate me autistic but I hope he keeps getting so much money from his tips. Seriously. Imagine him sweating bullets in 12 months when taxes come up again. Doods *snort* you won't believe it *snort* I have to pay even more taxes then last year. I don't know why *snort* I did nothing wrong!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder what a khet vs phil divorce would be like. The court appointments and all the alimony begging would be a never-ending saga.

lol. How would Phail get there? The car would be sitting in the driveway but kat would have taken an uber.

 

[ManakaLaala]

At the end of one of his G&G streams the other day there was a new game, Fight of Animals on his Switch dashboard that was spotted and he had to explain why it was there. Turns out Kat was bored looking for something to play on his work console so she bought it for like $10 and Phil hand-waves it away as being not very good etc.

Maybe try not buying shoverlware if you're in such financial dire straights that it keeps you up at night.

 

[Iron Hamster]

HINT HINT

Really stretching here but wonder if the IRS has latched onto his bank account.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Really stretching here but wonder if the IRS has latched onto his bank account.

That’s a funny way of saying wwe champions man

 

[Iron Hamster]

That’s a funny way of saying wwe champions man

Seriously. The IRS will garnish your wages. Though I would think he'd try to hide them in his paypal thus not getting hit with alleged fees.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

HINT HINT

It’s always fun to see the whales blowing hundreds of dollars to save Phil, but then the very next morning detractors are apparently winning for no effort at all. Maybe the next $1000 you give him will get him back on track.
It must be demoralizing to read a tweet like this from Dad...that is, unless you’re fully aware that he makes a living by feigning distress and are so detached from normal morality that you can’t bring yourself to care.
But that’s insanity, right?