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There's precisely zero doubt in my mind that when 2021 tax time comes around it will be included as a business expense.
Technically you can do that, you just can't write off the whole amount. You can only write off a percentage based on how much it was used for work versus how much it was used for non-work related things. This is where it gets extremely muddy though in terms of what the government can observe so he could easily claim 90+% of it. That said I bet the greedy fuck claims the whole thing.
 
Technically you can do that, you just can't write off the whole amount. You can only write off a percentage based on how much it was used for work versus how much it was used for non-work related things. This is where it gets extremely muddy though in terms of what the government can observe so he could easily claim 90+% of it. That said I bet the greedy fuck claims the whole thing.
Unless he plays it on stream or records a review he cannot write off any percentage of that purchase. He will claim 100% of it and get away with it though because no one from the IRS is going to waste time on some small fry by wading through thousands of hours of snorts and goat laughs to see if he ever used it for his business.

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WillSonofAragorn's "very generous" tip should be clearing today. Will it be enough to FINALLY pay the tax guy?
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Usually when he puts out tweets like this, there's a few stream regulars who try to "stay positive" and believe Phil can push through it. Here though, I think everyone's getting tired of it; everyone wants to know where the money goes!

To avoid double-posting, WillSonofAragorn's "very generous" tip should be clearing today. Will it be enough to FINALLY pay the tax guy?

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Remember everyone, HE is the mature business-owning adult and the rest of us are children. When we criticize his financial decisions it's because we are fucking idiot no-life nudnik mentally ill pieces of shit, because it's TOTALLY NORMAL for a 40-year-old man to be traumatized by his bank account balance.

I constantly struggle to try and get inside the mind of someone for whom this tweet would work. Are we supposed to actually relate to this? Does he actually not realize how infantile and pathetic this is? If I take this tweet at face value then Phil is less financially responsible than most cartoon characters I know. For an "actual human", he is so unrelatable it's like he is a different species.

Nobody except an addict knows what you mean, Phil. Nobody should ever be surprised by their account balances. Even poor people who make less than their bills cost aren't SURPRISED by their finances. You have to be a complete fucking retard to not understand your monthly expenses. Or a drunk retard with a crippling gacha addiction who can't stop jerking his pig tail long enough to read the price tags on the "YOU ARE THE SPECIALEST BOY" buttons Scopely keeps shoving into his face. I could see someone like that being surprised by what they've spent.
 
What I find funny is that he send CLOTHED DICK PICKS, who sexts with clothes on? He is so embarrased of having a micro dick and a disgusting body,if he had sent that with his clothes off we would have seen his gunt,chicken legs and micro dick and that would have been the opposite of a turn on for Leanna.
And the gross thing is: Up until she fled the snort fort, she WANTED sex from Phil. She looked at Phil and, naively thought "Yeah, I wanna get me some of that polish pony." And Phil routinely ignored her blatant advances because he wanted (just the) tips.

Imagine living with a teenage sex-pot who basically worships the ground you waddle on, and you're such a low-t, joyless, miserable eunuch that you can't even put out every now and again.
 
Usually when he puts out tweets like this, there's a few stream regulars who try to "stay positive" and believe Phil can push through it. Here though, I think everyone's getting tired of it; everyone wants to know where the money goes!

To avoid double-posting, WillSonofAragorn's "very generous" tip should be clearing today. Will it be enough to FINALLY pay the tax guy?

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There's a good question in there. How much does he want? Not as a sarcastic question, legitimately, how much does he want? Because he's on far more than he deserves. People would kill to be in his financial position and his career. But it's just never enough, it's never going to be enough. His absolute arrogance to tweet something like this during a time where people are being laid off constantly is just disgusting.
 
Sounds like Jasper committed domestic violence against his father again.
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Having your wife's 20 hour work week at the grocery store changed around is 'chaos'. Unsurprising coming from someone who considers doing errands 'exercise', ear infections 'excruciatingly painful', and reheating frozen dinners 'cooking'.
 
Yesterday, Phil talked about the future of his streams and I would like to post about it for posterity's sake because I think it was interesting and extremely retarded. He also retconned his "10-year plan".
@Surly Muppet summed it up briefly in the corresponding thread:

So in the future, he'd like to have a show in which he talks about current events and even politics. To that, I say: fuck yes! I'd love to hear him embarrass himself. Also, what exactly stops him from doing that now? He never said of course.

Phil said that he was fully on board phasing out streaming for a real job. But then the pandemic happened. He literally said that if he had gotten a job in 2019 he would have lost everything.
"Imagine if I had quit streaming and just went out there and got a brick and mortar job but then Covid happened. How many people were laid off last year because of Covid? It seriously would have been the end of me. My life is just luck."
Let's just sit back and think how autistic his thinking is:
1) If he had found a real job in 2019, he would have definitely lost it because of Covid.
2) Falling back on streaming wouldn't be an option after that.

A reminder that Phil is not either retarded or autistic, he's both. Lazy too. He fucking blamed Covid for disrupting his 10-year plan. Oh my God.

Clip of him saying all this (it's almost 7 minutes):
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Keep in mind, nobody ever told him to stop streaming in the first place. Mostly because we would have nothing to laugh at.

There are plenty of other streamers that work this schedule:
Wake up - 7:30
Work full time - 9 to 5
Stream - 7 to 9

DSP could get a full time job AND keep his night stream.

I mean, he never will because he's lazy as fuck and his sleep schedule is completely fucked. But he could do both if he had any drive whatsoever. But if he had drive, he wouldn't be him.
 
What does locking jasper in his room accomplished, what’s the worst jasper can do wandering about? It’s not like he has some priceless vases around or something
If they're actually still locking him in the room with them, they're incompetent cat owners and should surrender him. He doesn't even have claws, what is he honestly going to do around the house unattended? What does Jasper do when they go out on Tuesdays? You don't lock cats in a room and expect them to just chill, even if that is a 'routine'. They don't like being contained and will rebel just because the door was closed on them. A dog could stick to this schedule - a cat is more likely to leave you alone if you aren't trying to restrict them.

He also mocked someone for asking about the kitty litter disposal yesterday, sarcastically saying he hoards rancid litter. That's literally what he does though, unless he was lying for whatever reason. Why do these retards even have a cat?

Regarding Phil's future, as it currently stands, he cannot ever get a regular job. Even if it did pay $10k monthly, which is clearly what Phil feels he needs to live, Phil could not go to his boss and beg at his own leisure when he wants something extra. We know his expenses - Phil does not want to save, Phil wants to burn money, and he wants to dial up the begging when there is something he wants or needs to pay for so he can have it immediately.

The last week he got his tax guy money and I would be willing to bet he blew it all on gacha and food. Why? Because he doesn't really need to pay the guy yet. So he'll spend that money and then beg for more and then he also isn't lying - he still needs to pay his tax guy. He just did the exact same thing with the PS5 headphones. He begged for them 3 times, saying they were going to release the following weekend. When each time they did not, he begged for them again the week after. He then begged one more time ahead of the actual release. Phil got his money, didn't have the chance to buy the headphones, spent the money on something he wanted, and then begged again.

I see people on Twitter saying streaming isn't paying for his lifestyle... this is not entirely true. Streaming would not. But Phil isn't a streamer - the stream is just a little performance... Phil is a professional beggar. This is the same as a beggar plucking out a song on a battered guitar - nobody is actually paying for the entertainment, they're giving out of pity and worry that he'll die if they don't, and to stick it to people who say he should be left to 'die' because he makes more than any of them.
 
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this fucking faggot gets extremely indignant if someone in schtream chat has the nerve to ask him about his personal finances, then he will log off and tweet the entire world that his personal finances are in disarray and he needs emergency funds. And whats worse his fans can't see through it after 11 years and will step up again and again. Literally milking retards. Phil runs a retard milking ranch.
 
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