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"If I just can hold on until my Twitch paycheck on the 15th I can recover so I need tips until then..."
Lemme guess... on the 15th his Twitch paycheck will be immediately retconned and he'll need tips really bad again. It'll either be a straight retcon or he'll make up some phantom chargebacks or BEHIND DA SCENES EXPENSES again.

Following DSP in the past few years really feels like you're stuck in some kind of timeloop
 
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Surly Muppet said:
He matches the general whaling MO but this ghost tip suggests it might not be. Late in the stream tonight he told Phil the problem was that he tried to send that large tip with a debit card instead of his credit card, resulting in the bank freezing the transaction and possibly his checking account. Phil recommended that he call the bank and try to cancel it, saying that it was for a streamer and that he was sending money because he likes what the streamer does, but that they froze it so it was best to cancel it. Phil said it made no sense for the funds to sit there 'not coming to me and... uh... out of your account'.

I watch Kitboga and this sounds like when a scammer is trying to tell an elderly person what to say to the bank to conceal obvious red flags.

Anyway, if this is all true, this doesn't seem like a mistake a seasoned whale like OiC would make. Then again, he is retarded and this is a great way to get extra conversation going with his master. Maybe build a rapport... there is a mod spot open after all...
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Speaking of callcenter scammers, I think this is the only other job he could do. He would put on a fake Italian or Polish accent to steal money from the elderly.

*snort* "Hello, you are talking to Paul from the geek squad. I did tons of lan parties and built lemons in my youth, you know? How can I help you?"

"The best way to help me is by sending gift cards, by the way...because uuuum...Look! I refunded you way too much. Shitfuckassballs!" *massive snort*

"My life has been really tough...*sniff*...those mentally ill scambaiter trolls try to destroy my livelihood." *snort*
 
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We know what Phil wants
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For those who aren't watching, guess what the drama of today stream is:

a) Unexpected bills set him back a month. He need those tips for the next 10 days or so.
b) Chargebacks behind the scenes. This criminal is still commiting crimes left and right, and the FBI still didn't kill this asshole!
c) Lots of troll activity the last few days. So, together with his finances, he is in a bad mood today.
d) Kat schedule disturbed Jasper's sleep, and Phil is annoyed for some reason.
e) His parents are dying, and if his mother doesn't get the COVID vaccine she's gonna die.
f) Complaining about the addiction on his family and his back pain.
g) He can't sleep and now is considering taking a sleeping pill.
BONUS: h) He has problems on his lungs and in the cold weather he can barely breath.


Ready? That's right, all of the above!
And only in an hour of prestream.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
"If I just can hold on until my Twitch paycheck on the 15th I can recover so I need tips until then..."
Lemme guess... on the 15th his Twitch paycheck will be immediately retconned and he'll need tips really bad again. It'll either be a straight retcon or he'll make up some phantom chargebacks or BEHIND DA SCENES EXPENSES again.

Following DSP in the past few years really feels like you're stuck in some kind of timeloop
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So same as last month. And the month before that. etc
How is he not blatantly pissing all over twitch TOS now?
 
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The Clown Dimension said:
Usually when he puts out tweets like this, there's a few stream regulars who try to "stay positive" and believe Phil can push through it. Here though, I think everyone's getting tired of it; everyone wants to know where the money goes!

To avoid double-posting, WillSonofAragorn's "very generous" tip should be clearing today. Will it be enough to FINALLY pay the tax guy?

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People are giving him legit advice could help improve his lifestyle and in the long run benefit him. Watch how he will block most of them and yell "trolls and haters"

Always a fun ride catching up to Dspig stuff. That said, who the fuck calls their wife, "mom" i would let it slide if it was during intimacy if they are so inclined, but to call your wife mom 2 times(to my understanding) is just weird asf. Wouldnt be surprised if Kat left time ago and his mom is currently living with him.
 
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JPG said:
Tips goal earned already during the pre stream.

It amazes me the pure begging actually works.
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I remember watching an advetising documentary once, some chocolate company a while back (Hersheys I think) absolutely dominated the market to the point of almost no competition. They decided to drop all their advertising figuring that people would just buy their product anyway over other companies. Sales dropped massively. You see, you have to remind people to spend money otherwise they just won't or they'll spend surprisingly little.

DSP is like Hershey, if he doesn't remind people constantly to spend money then they won't.
 
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