Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

They know. They read both farms. The goal is getting people's attention on all the things Mariah is accused of and videotaped doing. The second someone who doesn't know better looks into Mariah's past, they'll be more likely to believe Lori and Kev off the bat because of how recent and widespread her drama is. Vamp will be guilty by association. That's how they want this to play out. They have nothing to do but project onto the easiest available target.

Exactly. Lori and Kevin are desperately trying to use Momokun and Vamplette as scapegoats. If Momo and Vamp are the "bad guys," then Lori and Kevin get to evade responsibility and play victim.

Kidney stones in his 20s. Ouch.

Neither of them know how to cook right? They just eat a bunch of sodium laden shit and cola.

Pretty much. This is Lori's idea of "cooking" a "healthy" "meal."

"Coming home to nice home made bit chicken wraps (minus the bread) for lunch is so nice. It definitely splits up the work day and I've felt so much better eating home made. Lori cooks better than she claims. Were trying to cut out super unhealthy stuff, anything frozen, and fast food and be real adults about cooking. I'm still not where I want to be, but this is the closest I've been." - Kevin

Yum...?

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Devil's Advocate: An interesting perspective from a wise anon. What's the truth, Kevin?

"I’m gonna play Devils advocate here. Putting my blinders on and ignoring decades worth of proof from ED, fandom wanks, posts from her inner circle and credible victims, let’s assume Lori isn’t abusing him. If (and I mean a snowballs chance in hell “if”) that were the case, that means Kevin and Lori really only have Kevin to blame for this shitstorm. If you [Kevin] weren’t being abused, well, you’re the one who said that you were. On numerous occasions. YOU started the crusade against Lori. Kevin keeps saying “listen to me”. WE DID. No one has cared about her for literal decades, she was coasting just fine under the radar, but YOU made all of the terrible abuse accusations… and we - random people on the internet; not moo, not vamp, not who-the-fuck-ever - listened. So pat yourself on the back Kevvy. Because all the screenshots of cries of abuse were sourced from YOU and you guys have no one to blame but yourself. Are you being abused? Or are you a liar who cries abuse? These are truly the only two options when it boils down to it." - Anon

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"Best Way to Get a Bully": In response to recent comments on her IG, Lori is fuming on her personal FB. Does Mariah have any idea that Lori and Kevin are obsessed with her?

"Lol the drama hungry kids are at it again. The more Saber content I crank out the madder she [Momokun] gets holy shit. XD Best way to get a bully is to just be better." - Lori

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Starting the Saber Skinwalk?: Is this the dawn of a new era?

IG User: "This is definitely the best cosplay, it fits you super well and you are literally queen irl uwu"
Lori: "thank you. I've been putting off Saber since she came out. Gonna give the old fans what they want."

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Who's Robert?: Hmm.

robert_libo: "Cute lil princess"
Lori: "KING"
robert_libo: "now you are way too cute"

Spoiler: More robert_libo

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EDIT: More lunacy incoming.

Lori's Workout and Diet Plan: Leg lifts with a spinal cord injury?

IG User: "please share your workout and diet plan!!!! You look so good !!"
Lori: "I'm a smol Spanish bean with a spinal cord injury. I just eat good and have epic genetics. And leg lifts. Definitely leg lifts."

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Random Lori Bullshit: The usual hodgepodge of degeneracy.

Spoiler: More Awfulness

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Exactly. Lori and Kevin are desperately trying to use Momokun and Vamplette as scapegoats. If Momo and Vamp are the "bad guys," then Lori and Kevin get to evade responsibility and play victim.



Pretty much. This is Lori's idea of "cooking" a "healthy" "meal."

"Coming home to nice home made bit chicken wraps (minus the bread) for lunch is so nice. It definitely splits up the work day and I've felt so much better eating home made. Lori cooks better than she claims. Were trying to cut out super unhealthy stuff, anything frozen, and fast food and be real adults about cooking. I'm still not where I want to be, but this is the closest I've been." - Kevin

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Devil's Advocate: An interesting perspective from a wise anon. What's the truth, Kevin?

"I’m gonna play Devils advocate here. Putting my blinders on and ignoring decades worth of proof from ED, fandom wanks, posts from her inner circle and credible victims, let’s assume Lori isn’t abusing him. If (and I mean a snowballs chance in hell “if”) that were the case, that means Kevin and Lori really only have Kevin to blame for this shitstorm. If you [Kevin] weren’t being abused, well, you’re the one who said that you were. On numerous occasions. YOU started the crusade against Lori. Kevin keeps saying “listen to me”. WE DID. No one has cared about her for literal decades, she was coasting just fine under the radar, but YOU made all of the terrible abuse accusations… and we - random people on the internet; not moo, not vamp, not who-the-fuck-ever - listened. So pat yourself on the back Kevvy. Because all the screenshots of cries of abuse were sourced from YOU and you guys have no one to blame but yourself. Are you being abused? Or are you a liar who cries abuse? These are truly the only two options when it boils down to it." - Anon

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"Best Way to Get a Bully": In response to recent comments on her IG, Lori is fuming on her personal FB. Does Mariah have any idea that Lori and Kevin are obsessed with her?

"Lol the drama hungry kids are at it again. The more Saber content I crank out the madder she [Momokun] gets holy shit. XD Best way to get a bully is to just be better." - Lori

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Starting the Saber Skinwalk?: Is this the dawn of a new era? And what's the "KING" comment about?

IG User: "This is definitely the best cosplay, it fits you super well and you are literally queen irl uwu"
Lori: "thank you. I've been putting off Saber since she came out. Gonna give the old fans what they want."

robert_libo: "Cute lil princess"
Lori: "KING"
robert_libo: "now you are way too cute"

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That's when Momo just starts cosplaying Lori's old skinwalks but never address or acknowledge Lori's existence. But it's such a predictable tactic of pointing the finger first and playing victim.

 

[melty]

What fans want? I occasionally read the simp comments and absolutely nobody is asking for saber, or anything particularly coherent. The simp/bot comments are all genius stuff like "I'm cumming for you" "Sexy sexy" and random spanish.

Spoiler: A sampling

When they do ask for something she ignores them:

 

[faggot fucker]

Exactly. Lori and Kevin are desperately trying to use Momokun and Vamplette as scapegoats. If Momo and Vamp are the "bad guys," then Lori and Kevin get to evade responsibility and play victim.



Pretty much. This is Lori's idea of "cooking" a "healthy" "meal."

"Coming home to nice home made bit chicken wraps (minus the bread) for lunch is so nice. It definitely splits up the work day and I've felt so much better eating home made. Lori cooks better than she claims. Were trying to cut out super unhealthy stuff, anything frozen, and fast food and be real adults about cooking. I'm still not where I want to be, but this is the closest I've been." - Kevin

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Devil's Advocate: An interesting perspective from a wise anon. What's the truth, Kevin?

"I’m gonna play Devils advocate here. Putting my blinders on and ignoring decades worth of proof from ED, fandom wanks, posts from her inner circle and credible victims, let’s assume Lori isn’t abusing him. If (and I mean a snowballs chance in hell “if”) that were the case, that means Kevin and Lori really only have Kevin to blame for this shitstorm. If you [Kevin] weren’t being abused, well, you’re the one who said that you were. On numerous occasions. YOU started the crusade against Lori. Kevin keeps saying “listen to me”. WE DID. No one has cared about her for literal decades, she was coasting just fine under the radar, but YOU made all of the terrible abuse accusations… and we - random people on the internet; not moo, not vamp, not who-the-fuck-ever - listened. So pat yourself on the back Kevvy. Because all the screenshots of cries of abuse were sourced from YOU and you guys have no one to blame but yourself. Are you being abused? Or are you a liar who cries abuse? These are truly the only two options when it boils down to it." - Anon

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"Best Way to Get a Bully": In response to recent comments on her IG, Lori is fuming on her personal FB. Does Mariah have any idea that Lori and Kevin are obsessed with her?

"Lol the drama hungry kids are at it again. The more Saber content I crank out the madder she [Momokun] gets holy shit. XD Best way to get a bully is to just be better." - Lori

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Starting the Saber Skinwalk?: Is this the dawn of a new era?

IG User: "This is definitely the best cosplay, it fits you super well and you are literally queen irl uwu"
Lori: "thank you. I've been putting off Saber since she came out. Gonna give the old fans what they want."

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King Who?: What's the "KING" comment to robert_lido about? You better look out, Kevin.

robert_libo: "Cute lil princess"
Lori: "KING"
robert_libo: "now you are way too cute"

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Spoiler: More robert_libo

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If she can, she's gonna try and swoop on that youngin'. Calling it now. This is the first chad looking type (and potentially the first real human) to persist in her comments.

What fans want? I occasionally read the simp comments and absolutely nobody is asking for saber, or anything particularly coherent. The simp/bot comments are all genius stuff like "I'm cumming for you" "Sexy sexy" and random spanish.

Spoiler: A sampling

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When they do ask for something she ignores them:
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What did Lori mean by "making it"? Surely, she isn't talking about that playground parachute of a dress...

 

[2020chan]

Kevin defending Lori in the comments of the video. This screenshot is also taken from the other farms.
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Edit: All of these comments are gone. It looks like he’s deleted them.

They know. They read both farms. The goal is getting people's attention on all the things Mariah is accused of and videotaped doing. The second someone who doesn't know better looks into Mariah's past, they'll be more likely to believe Lori and Kev off the bat because of how recent and widespread her drama is. Vamp will be guilty by association. That's how they want this to play out. They have nothing to do but project onto the easiest available target.

So the golden lining here is that more people may be exposed to Moo's groping, which may lead more people here to the farms, which will then lead them to Lori's thread as well.

35D chess.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What fans want? I occasionally read the simp comments and absolutely nobody is asking for saber, or anything particularly coherent. The simp/bot comments are all genius stuff like "I'm cumming for you" "Sexy sexy" and random spanish.

Spoiler: A sampling

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When they do ask for something she ignores them:
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That random Spanish is Portuguese lol.

 

[Trombonista]

What did Lori mean by "making it"? Surely, she isn't talking about that playground parachute of a dress...

She's talking about that obnoxious face she always makes.

 

[Lime Rogue]

Speaking of, does Lori actually speak spanish? Or know anything about her ~heritage~? I know her dad is chilean, but a true and honest spic would probably laugh her out of the country for her 'smol hispanic bean' larping.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Will she going to start stuffing cotton balls to her cheeks when she no longer able to puff her cheeks?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Speaking of, does Lori actually speak spanish? Or know anything about her ~heritage~? I know her dad is chilean, but a true and honest spic would probably laugh her out of the country for her 'smol hispanic bean' larping.

I have actually wondered sometimes if English is her first language since she seems to write her sentences in a kind of awkward way that I can't quite put my finger on. This could however just be down to her natural exceptionalness.

 

[Marche]

Has moomoo even given Lori a shred of attention in like ages?
Moo and Lori are both disgusting but at least Moo has money and dresses normally outside of cosplay.

 

[MistaV]

I’m calling it now! She’s gonna secretly try to hookup with that new guy in the comments or there will be another gaslighting session with Kevin after he calls her out by telling him he’s too sensitive. The way she comments is a huge red flag since all she ever respond with nowadays is either calling them peasants or make them pay her onlyfans in order to get their answer. But with this tool looking guy she actually acknowledged him.

Hey Kev, don’t you think this looks suspicious? You anime princess doesn’t have sex with you anymore and is openly flirting or demands a house from randos online. Is getting tacky shoes really worth staying in this so called love story? You know what they say: “All that glitter is not gold.”

 

[Umaibae]

I don't think she can afford injections, let alone actual plastic surgery. She also can't afford dental work for years and years. But why do that when you can just puff out your cheeks and never show your teeth? Instathots hate her!

Injections are not that expensive, though. Surely she makes enough OF money to afford $1000-1500 for cheek lift and under eye filler every 6-8 months?

It's all Meitu filters. There's been speculation that she uses SNOW, but Meitu's features, photo quality and filters match up more with Lori's photos. There's about 4 different apps under the Meitu family, all dedicated to live face and body retouching.

These apps are sorcery. I just can’t believe they can make the saggy faced reality of IRL Lori look like a 19 year old girl — hence why I ask if she had fillers or something. I can see these apps smoothing skin and enlarging eyes, but they completely change the look of her IRL face!!

sorry, I don’t take photos of myself and I definitely don’t edit them, so I feel like a fucking Boomer where filters are concerned. I also can’t fathom being so narcissistic where taking photos of yourself endlessly is OK, but that’s the norm now. Does anyone else remember how women on MySpace would be ridiculed if they posted too many photos of themselves?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Remember the recent disagreement between Lori and Kevin regarding what version of the character Gilgamesh from Fate he should cosplay? [LINK]

Just for context, Kevin likes to make cosplay armor and props. He won cosplay awards at past conventions and was even hired by Riot Games to create League of Legends costumes. Here are some examples of Kevin's work:







Given his love of cosplay crafting, Kevin understandably wanted to cosplay as the fully armored "Archer" Gilgamesh. Lori, however, wanted Kevin to make the "Caster" version of the character.



"Can you guys tell Kevin Skye he needs to do this version. He's set on golden armor out the asshole. He's not gonna be able to move!" - Lori



Well, it seems that Lori has won yet another argument and coerced Kevin into making Caster Gilgamesh, the version she prefers.

"Simple WIP for Caster Gilgamesh cosplay..." - Kevin [LINK]


Big surprise.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She better get him on her ana-chan smol bean diet then if she wants him to wear that...

 

[AbraCadaver]

Her “leg lifts” ain’t cutting it. 40 is coming hard for that flat, flabby arse she tries to hide under filters, with lower camera angles and by bending over.

Do some squats Lorena, your backside is as flat as your chest is concave.

 

[shiitake]

I have actually wondered sometimes if English is her first language since she seems to write her sentences in a kind of awkward way that I can't quite put my finger on. This could however just be down to her natural exceptionalness.

Spanish speaker here, she doesn't seem to make the most common grammar mistakes from being a native spanish speaker, and I don't see a pattern either when there's usually one. She's just retarded.

 

[faggot fucker]

She's trying to be "born sexy and innocent" like Chii (Chobits series) so hard. I don't think she realizes that Chii is pretty much canonically asexual and extremely loyal to Hideki. Chii doesn't conceptualize herself as a sex object or even desirable. She isn't even aware of her indecency and nudity at times because it's that removed from her conscious mind. Her whole focus is on finding "the one" that will love her even though she cannot please him like a human woman with a sex drive could. That's literally THE WHOLE PLOT. Could not be further from Looni's reality. It is funny to see her do this and still have to hide her entire face and front side because she probably looks like a catcher's mitt.

Spoiler: bitchy cosplay nitpick

I wonder why she chose cat ears that look like the mechanical ears/output instead of using her old accessories. Could it be that they weren't hers? Or is she just pulling a Belle Delphine by intentionally looking like shit?

Always remember, without Meitu, flood lights, contortionist posing and hours of getting the right shot, this is what her Chii ACTUALLY looks like in person:

Square, homely and bland. Only difference now is that she uses her fried "real" hair and lost weight.
Also..... my god, are those PANTYHOSE?! Is that a wig!? SHOES ON THE BED???

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

UPDATE: It seems that Lori and Kevin have been arguing recently.

Instagram: They spent the day unfollowing, following, and again unfollowing each other on IG.

"Kevin and Lori are fighting. They unfollowed each other's Instagram accounts and, like anon pointed out above, Kevin's entire bio and profile pic is gone as well. Facebook anons be on the lookout for posts." - Anon

"Kevin's FB is back, his IG profile is back. He's following her, she's not following him. The saga continues" - Anon





Kevin's edited IG bio with no mention of Lori.


Facebook: Lori recently posted this on her personal Facebook. Note the theme of loneliness as discussed in a previous post about untreated Borderline Personality Disorder: [LINK]

"I could use some help right now, feeling really isolated. -_-" - Lori



Here is Kevin's reply to Lori's post.

"Do not worry little bub " - Kevin



Kevin changed his Facebook profile picture and wrote a post about how other people should be responsible for his happiness and provide him with a "pick me up." His use of "we" is interesting. Kevin also misused the term "namedropping" and is clearly continuing to obsess over Vamplette and Mariah. This must be a soothing fixation for him to block out his fear of the truth. Lori is a monster who has deservedly accumulated countless victims and enemies over the past 20 years. Admitting this truth would force Kevin to decide if he can sleep at night knowing that he chose a proven sociopath over his family and close friends. It's so much easier to avoid self-reflection and continue blaming Momokun.

"Testing out new looks. We're just sick of old photos. Fb feels more and more binding ever day. Could really use a pick me up. I really hate namedropping but if vamplette and mariah and crew didn't care so much about slandering us, my life might be a little better" - Kevin



Robert: More info about him can be found on this post: [LINK]. Here's a link to robert_libo's Tumblr: https://germanlibo.tumblr.com/ [ARCHIVED LINK]. With 12,000+ pages on his Tumblr, it seems unlikely that Robert is a catfish.

Spoiler: Screencaps of Robert's Tumblr

 

[weeeeb]

So with states beginning to reopen, assuming cons start back up again later this year, what are the chances for another Lori cheating arc?