DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

Big night on the champions then goes to check his bank account and spent the money for their takeaway meals on champions and needed to beg for money so the horse doesn't notice.

 

[JPG]

$229 before gameplay starts. Double vest time PogChamp

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

WHO TALKS ABOUT THEIR MOTHER LIKE THAT?! "She is going to die".

Even if that's the truth, WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY THAT?! ABOUT THEIR OWN MOTHER. JESUS HOA FEE PAYING CHRIST. THIS MAN.

All this time of constantly degrading himself to fleece the mentally impaired has completely eroded his dignity, respect for any other human being, and empathy. What little there was to begin with, that is.
Quite honestly, Phil casually talking about "I'll never see my parents again" as a hurdle he has to jump over is one of the most horrifying things that's come out of his flabby jowls. If you can't put your parents before your need to be a victim, there's no hope for you.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

RahbOnWheels tips him $25 to celebrate getting the covid vaccine. DSP adds $20 to the total, now ranting about his mum not being given the shot.

Only a mature adult immediately substracts the taxes.

 

[tzgnilki]

g) He can't sleep and now is considering taking a sleeping pill.

he doesn't need a pill, just leave him on the side of the road

mfer needs to wake up earlier and stop crying on twitter all night

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP is like Hershey

Hershey squirt maybe.

 

[Schmeckel]

Yes, Phil. We know about your addictions. Muscly dudes in their underwear and juniper juice. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see that you have prahblems.

 

[SojiroSakura]

300$ for him to put on jeans, something you won't even see. At least the vests you see.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

300$ for him to put on jeans, something you won't even see. At least the vests you see.

I'm not getting that one. Have some Derichs finally realised Khet once had a last name? Possibly 2, it seemed very French and I don't know how that works.

Or do they just want to see his 3 inch bulge in hipster St Jeans?

 

[JimiHendrix]

i slept way too fucking late and missed half of the fat boy divinity stream. i'm two hours late, i can't believe i most likely missed him doing 1 fight and 1 conversation.

 

[tzgnilki]

it's time for a jean vest phil, make you lool like a real member of the village people

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

300$ for him to put on jeans, something you won't even see. At least the vests you see.

UHHH WRONG! You stupid mentally ill nudnik. I said I would SHOW you the jeans. Not wear them. I NEVER said that!

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Wearing two vests at the same time is fine but being tipped 300-400 dollars to put on jeans is a line he won’t cross? I almost don’t know to be baffled or impressed at such retarded logic.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait... did he put the jeans there? Will he wear it? Sonic hat when?

 

[Iron Hamster]

300$ for him to put on jeans, something you won't even see. At least the vests you see.

He's found a new low. Making tards pay him to do what any respectable person does on the daily.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Forrest Gump: "Wearing jeans is stoopid."

Edit: For 400 bucks he will show off his chocolate box! Own the trolls!

 

[TheTractor]

The dsp cultists are right; I feel anally raped that you guys got scammed reaching 300$ only to get showed pants.

Please donate even more, the pain is unbearable, like empty everything you guys have into DSP, go right ahead.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Something something biting the hand that feeds you, Phil. Don't worry, you'll figure it out, eventually.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

So today’s stream is just “I’m getting that groove back, I’m getting that vibe ”

 

[Iron Hamster]

How much will he fleece them to put on underwear first?