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Stranger things have happened...
edit: keep forgetting i'm in 4k on this monitor, that's was way too big
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Stranger things have happened...
edit: keep forgetting i'm in 4k on this monitor, that's was way too big
SojiroSakura
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350$ earlier, right now on stream: "I'm strapped." Memoryholed in 2 hours.
Edit: We're less than 20 minutes in, and he's already snorted over 20 times.
Edit 2: "How did my tip show up? I didn't check it, because I trust you. Here it says it's unverified, but I trust you so I counted it."
Edit: We're less than 20 minutes in, and he's already snorted over 20 times.
Edit 2: "How did my tip show up? I didn't check it, because I trust you. Here it says it's unverified, but I trust you so I counted it."
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He's such a fucking grifting leech, it's unbelievable.
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Cmon paypigs, get down to the blood plasma place and sell your virgin blood. Phil needs that golden Ted DiBiase! We are not owned enough!
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He distanced himself from the vortex and is getting in touch with other streamers.
What exactly is the problem here? Good for him.
Also, praise be.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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This is the only way the detractors lose with all this whale money, Phil actually being smart with the money he’s being thrown.
it would be the ultimate big brain move if he had actually learned a lesson for once and was saving his money now, but we all know he ain’t doing it, so it’s just endlessly funny watching a black hole gobble up stupid people’s money
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Years of banging on about Twitch being full of titty streamers. Now there's a titty streamer next to him. Happens to everyone over there eventually. Morals go out the window and it's anything for this.
I know there's the cult of Tevin and I don't want to cause Thomas to have an accident. Just took me back when I got a notification of a new video and it was that. Greed is massively strong.
Is Phil's hair some kind of new Tip goal or is a real life person okay with going on camera with that haircut for free?
Surly Muppet
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Phil is strapped after $350 earlier... Jaxx hasn't dropped the $100 yet...
If only there was some way to sweeten the pot...
Oh, will you look at that. Phil immediately notices as mysterious dip in his PayPal. Live, on stream, a chargeback comes in. Classic.
The convenient timing of these in terms of begging is staggering. Those dang dirty trolls! If only there were some way for his audience to stick it to them...
If only there was some way to sweeten the pot...
Oh, will you look at that. Phil immediately notices as mysterious dip in his PayPal. Live, on stream, a chargeback comes in. Classic.
The convenient timing of these in terms of begging is staggering. Those dang dirty trolls! If only there were some way for his audience to stick it to them...
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Is she a "titty streamer" because she's known to overly showcase them or just because she's a streamer with titties?
I've never heard of her before and definitely don't care enough to research, so if she's the former you're right, shame on him.
marlintan
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Curly Joe at best.
Madmartigan
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What's the origin of that story? Did Phil actually say that himself at some point?
I'm under the impression that Phil driving without glasses despite needing them has been confirmed at some point, but I'm just wondering how exactly that came up.
I can't imagine "modern-day Phil" admitting to doing something illegal like that, and Rambo was always pretty faithful to him, so I can't imagine him telling that tale either. Maybe Phil just admitted to this a long time ago without thinking??
I'm just curious, because it seems so out of character (not the act itself, but him admitting to it).
SojiroSakura
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"Expand Dong, how about you shut up? 'Oh, but you had a good stream earlier, where did those tips go?' That's not how it works. Just because I got a good amount earlier doesn't mean I don't need it later."
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I don't remember the exact context, but yes, Phil told the story himself.
Something to do with, "Why don't you wear your glasses to see the screen?" "Dood, I only need glasses to drive. Here's why..."
Because Phil needs to wear glasses to legally drive (he doesn't wear them. What is more dangerous to his "family", driving blind or detractor memes?) and he doesn't legally need glasses to play games.
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These ridiculous begging shtreems make me wish that slowbeef would do another darksydebeef video. What's funny is that the clearly over the top parody that slowbeef showed in his videos with regards to begging and shit....is practically reality. Was slowbeef a dsprophet?
Surly Muppet
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Phil snapped at ExpandDong when he commented that Phil had a good stream earlier, so why is he pushing for more tonight.
Phil said that 'isn't how it works'. Just because the earlier stream was good, it doesn't mean every stream will be good. Phil commented that just because a store had good sales one day, it doesn't mean that they can just be okay if they don't sell anything the next day. Phil commented that he needs help with the tips because he can't even afford his basic expenses this week.
He is deliberately using the $100/stream to obfuscate the fact that he explicitly said he needs to hit the tips goal, meaning he needs $200/day. He's trying to avoid any sense of a running tally to hit his projected goal of $1200 because the $200/day is the baseline - Phil wants to get as much extra as he possibly can without having to change his grift. Where will that extra money go? What extra money, he never gave a specific amount, you nosey stalker. This is just an obvious scam in the execution, never mind that the reason for it is probably false.
This store analogy is stupid too. Stores sell products and they market said products. Phil is selling exactly the same product every day, and he is expecting income to increase for no reason other than the store just feels like they need to make more money that day. It doesn't mean more people get products or there is a better product to drive the sales, he just expects $1700 in sales instead of $1200 because the manager feels like he wants to eat at a fancier restaurant that week. Until Phil invests in his business and does more than throwing pants over a chair, it isn't a real business and it shouldn't be compared to one.
To say nothing of the fact that stores are just out to make money. Are you just out to make money Phil? That part would be accurate at least.
Phil said that 'isn't how it works'. Just because the earlier stream was good, it doesn't mean every stream will be good. Phil commented that just because a store had good sales one day, it doesn't mean that they can just be okay if they don't sell anything the next day. Phil commented that he needs help with the tips because he can't even afford his basic expenses this week.
He is deliberately using the $100/stream to obfuscate the fact that he explicitly said he needs to hit the tips goal, meaning he needs $200/day. He's trying to avoid any sense of a running tally to hit his projected goal of $1200 because the $200/day is the baseline - Phil wants to get as much extra as he possibly can without having to change his grift. Where will that extra money go? What extra money, he never gave a specific amount, you nosey stalker. This is just an obvious scam in the execution, never mind that the reason for it is probably false.
This store analogy is stupid too. Stores sell products and they market said products. Phil is selling exactly the same product every day, and he is expecting income to increase for no reason other than the store just feels like they need to make more money that day. It doesn't mean more people get products or there is a better product to drive the sales, he just expects $1700 in sales instead of $1200 because the manager feels like he wants to eat at a fancier restaurant that week. Until Phil invests in his business and does more than throwing pants over a chair, it isn't a real business and it shouldn't be compared to one.
To say nothing of the fact that stores are just out to make money. Are you just out to make money Phil? That part would be accurate at least.
Generic_Detractor2021
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Word for word:
Expand Dong why dont you shut up! I mean it! He's like "well you had a good earlier today, why do you need more tips tonight?" Because that's not how it works! Cause I have one good stream does not mean that every other stream this weekend will be tremendously good! I already explained that I'm literally aiming to hit every tips goal between now and Wednesday! If I dont, I can't even afford my bills this week! Something will go unpaid, I wont be able to afford groceries on fucking Wednesday! So how about you shut up and stop being stupid!!
Jesus Christ! Thats like saying "oh did you hear, uh you know, the store next door did really well yesterday, I guess that means they dont have to have any sales today, right?" No! They dont need nothing! We dont need any support today! No business today, because yesterday was a busy day! What are you a fucking moron?!? Yes, you are to think that!!!
And he immediately banned someone cheering about just admitting that he "whales on a wwe bejeweled mobile game" right after that lol
Edit: Sniped by @Surly Muppet and @SojiroSakura
Expand Dong why dont you shut up! I mean it! He's like "well you had a good earlier today, why do you need more tips tonight?" Because that's not how it works! Cause I have one good stream does not mean that every other stream this weekend will be tremendously good! I already explained that I'm literally aiming to hit every tips goal between now and Wednesday! If I dont, I can't even afford my bills this week! Something will go unpaid, I wont be able to afford groceries on fucking Wednesday! So how about you shut up and stop being stupid!!
Jesus Christ! Thats like saying "oh did you hear, uh you know, the store next door did really well yesterday, I guess that means they dont have to have any sales today, right?" No! They dont need nothing! We dont need any support today! No business today, because yesterday was a busy day! What are you a fucking moron?!? Yes, you are to think that!!!
And he immediately banned someone cheering about just admitting that he "whales on a wwe bejeweled mobile game" right after that lol
Edit: Sniped by @Surly Muppet and @SojiroSakura
SojiroSakura
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So apparently Derich now says "bye phil", and then doesn't leave. Is it just for the classic "See ya later, derich!" line that's almost exactly the same every time? If so, that's a great unintentional troll.
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Her name on twitch is EdyBot. She plays games and actually plays them. She doesnt overly show off her tits. Just the expected amount if she wore clothes. But is she an annoying titty streamer? Naw. But is she an amazing streamer? Far from it. If want to watch a girl actually play games who has a pretty face and sometimes does drinking streams then you might enjoy her.
Sometimes when I am watching Tevin and he hosts her, I stick around and watch a bit, for scientifc purposes of course.
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From what I've seen on Tevin's stream with her she seemed pretty alright.
I'm not gonna look her up and watch videos just because she's in them, but I wouldn't mind if they streamed together again in the future.
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