DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SojiroSakura]

I always love the third strike matches where there's tons of parries from both players, and his regular lag excuses when the game is showing in really time that he's lying.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Years of banging on about Twitch being full of titty streamers. Now there's a titty streamer next to him. Happens to everyone over there eventually. Morals go out the window and it's anything for this.

I know there's the cult of Tevin and I don't want to cause Thomas to have an accident. Just took me back when I got a notification of a new video and it was that. Greed is massively strong.

Did he say this though? I know of course Phil went on his crazy rants about twitch and is now full on begging but I didn’t think tevin was ever that against all of twitch. He was just pointing out Phil’s hypotricial and exaggerated bullshit

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Just now: 'Looks like contributions have stagnated, which sucks, because I would really like to hit the tips goal tonight. I really need the help'

Also he unironically brought up groceries earlier. Tips are not mandatory but if you don't tip me I won't be able to buy food.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is now actively banning anyone who mentions the stream was good earlier, and KingGoken is assisting.
You're stupid and can fuck off if you don't understand how business works. 'The store next door' needs to beg.
If Phil doesn't hit the goal, it whittles away at the extra that he made earlier.
Where will that extra money go if the extra is not whittled away?

The store next door says fuck you, that's where.

His hostility at people implying he should scale it back after he got $350 in cash speaks volumes. That money is already gone, guaranteed.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

"Alright guys, so, about half an hour left on the stream, thanks to everyone who contributed so far! Looks like contributions have pretty much stagnated, which sucks! I really would like to hit the tips goal tonight if possible! Uh, I really need the help this week with it, so if you could tip me tonight, and get that tips goal going, and put on a vest FOR YOU GUYS, please do, please do! Alright, especially if you like the stream, and like the gameplay tonight!"

I dont seem to recall the fucking grocery store getting on the loud speaker every 15 minutes and reminding me that I need to spend all my money, AND THEN come back tomorrow and do the exact same thing! Fuck off

 

[King DDT]

So Phill said he has to dedicate time to pay bills and it stresses him out.
How hard is it to pay bills in america? in my shithole country I can do most from my phone, the rest are on autobill (like internet, Netflix, etc.) and the few local bills I owe to the municipality can be paid at any local supermarket so when I go grocery shopping I can just have the cashier swipe the bill and pay it right there.
As always, he makes it sound like he's crawling through barbed wire when he stays up till 5 AM "paying bills".

He does this because most of his fans are children or dysfunctional retards whose caretakers are responsible for paying the bills. Pretty sure that even Dave's well-known fan Superblindman has a wife who takes care of everything.
It may seem like he gets away with making mountains out of mole hills but most of the chat laughs at him and makes joke. If you seriously question his statements with enough vigor that would make others listen in and believe you, you are quickly silenced and LIMB'd while simultaneously being labeled as a 'stupid childish idiot who doesn't know how life works.'

It is so telling about Dave that the Farms are somehow better at being Dave than Dave himself.

I don't doubt that thinking about bills stresses him out. It's the same thing a child feels when he thinks about the homework he has to do. It's a reminder that life is out there past his office door and it's just waiting to get in and bend him over like a cheap whore in sex shop.

EDIT: Added a 'paragraph'. Also changed front door to office door to better reflect the true nasty hermit status of the pig.

 

[SojiroSakura]

20 minutes left, suddenly troll tips. 57/100. You're so bad at lying, phil.

 

[Surly Muppet]

20 minutes left, suddenly troll tips. 57/100. You're so bad at lying, phil.

Stores also have a tendency to announce when there are people shoplifting (or maybe more accurately, leaving without buying anything), and request that customers buy extra things to compensate.

In a weird series of events, Phil picks up his phone and starts fucking around with it for some reason, and then immediately leans in on the chat and comments to Jaxx_Raxor who is apparently present that the fake tips are a real pain in the ass. He has established that he can see all Paypal and Stream elements info on the laptop, so we're only on the phone to talk to mods or for emails. So I'm expecting we'll see a Jaxx tip momentarily. This was likely planned and he is waiting until the end so he doesn't have to keep blowing the full $100.

EDIT: In an annoying new tic, Phil almost always prefaces a tip check with 'let's see here'.

EDIT 2: This retarded manipulation. ExpandDong, who Phil berated earlier, commented that he was disappointed they weren't hitting the goal tonight.
Phil sympathetically said it would be nice, but it was okay and it happens. People don't need to feel disappointed, and that he had a great stream earlier, so this is okay.
He literally just said exactly what he told people not to say, to the person he previously chewed out for saying it.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Stores also have a tendency to announce when there are people shoplifting (or maybe more accurately, leaving without buying anything), and request that customers buy extra things to compensate.

In a weird series of events, Phil picks up his phone and starts fucking around with it for some reason, and then immediately leans in on the chat and comments to Jaxx_Raxor who is apparently present that the fake tips are a real pain in the ass. He has established that he can see all Paypal and Stream elements info on the laptop, so we're only on the phone to talk to mods or for emails. So I'm expecting we'll see a Jaxx tip momentarily. This was likely planned and he is waiting until the end so he doesn't have to keep blowing the full $100.

EDIT: In an annoying new tic, Phil almost always prefaces a tip check with 'let's see here'.

Jaxx is more than likely gonna save the stream, but he probably doesn't have his normal $100 to invest, since he's been whaling (like phil on Champions) lately. If he waits until the last minute, it just means he can get away with $30 or $40. Which is still way too much

Edit: And he's trying to guilt trip them in the last few minutes of the stream. It's funny how NOW he can mention all the support from earlier today, and that its ok if they dont hit the goal tonight, as long as the support continues.. It's almost as if your "feigning distress" Phil

Double edit: Fuck you Jaxx Raxxor

 

[Erroneous Chargebacks]

"ALERT ALERT

Evening shoppers! Please be advised that the Chicken Tendies are still available in the freezer section. Purchasing them is not mandatory, but we really really need you to buy them if you can. If we don't hit the Sold Tendies Goal tonight we won't be able to keep the store open.

Looks like we got a purchase with a verified credit card! Rahb has just bought all the Tendies! Thank you Rahb, we appreciate that!

Be sure to come tomorrow to buy more! ...What do you mean you thought we sold out now? No stupid! We really need your help to sell the rest tomorrow. Step up."

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil's now laughing and upbeat despite being at $61. Great stream tonight. He had fun. No mention of the money.
We have a weird rant about the fake tipper impersonating Jaxx, and that Jaxx is so generous that it's sick that anyone would do that. He would never believe that Jaxx would need to apologize for not being able to contribute anymore, like the troll tipper was trying to say when he was impersonating Jaxx. Phil is not sitting there hoping people would drop $100, it's fucked up that people would talk like that. I don't know why he decided he suddenly needed to fellate Jaxx at the end... keep in mind, we don't even see these 'troll tips'.

So my theory is that the phone check was a direct tip from Jaxx asking Phil not to call it out if it was going to cause problems with the troll tipper. There is no reason for this mood swing. It is radical and it is weird. He was absolutely losing it on people earlier with his store analogy, and now we're all smiles as we cut stream.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

"ALERT ALERT

Evening shoppers! Please be advised that the Chicken Tendies are still available in the freezer section. Purchasing them is not mandatory, but we really really need you to buy them if you can. If we don't hit the Sold Tendies Goal tonight we won't be able to keep the store open.

Looks like we got a purchase with a verified credit card! Rahb has just bought all the Tendies! Thank you Rahb, we appreciate that!

Be sure to come tomorrow to buy more! ...What do you mean you thought we sold out now? No stupid! We really need your help to sell the rest tomorrow. Step up."

>Implying Phil doesn't consume exclusively red meat and alcohol. That gout didn't spring from nowhere.

 

[Prince Lotor]

What's the origin of that story? Did Phil actually say that himself at some point?
I'm under the impression that Phil driving without glasses despite needing them has been confirmed at some point, but I'm just wondering how exactly that came up.
I can't imagine "modern-day Phil" admitting to doing something illegal like that, and Rambo was always pretty faithful to him, so I can't imagine him telling that tale either. Maybe Phil just admitted to this a long time ago without thinking??
I'm just curious, because it seems so out of character (not the act itself, but him admitting to it).

The start of the video I just reposted begins with John Rambo telling the Corrective Lenses Restriction story and then has Phil bitching about how he has to go get glasses just so Washington State will issue him a driver's license, and then he will never wear them again "just like I did in high school."

I got you fam. Also before the timestamp (1m48s) Phil is describing how he knows he can't see and is going to have to get glasses just to pass the Washington license test and then not wear them ever again "just like I did in high shcool" !!!!

Wait a minute...

Hasn't Phil said in some versions of his near fatal car crash story that they gave him a ticket for reckless driving or something. I seem to recall something like, "It was completely the other guy's fault, but they gave me a ticket!" I could be misremembering. There have been so many retcons and lies in that story.

Second, the speeding ticket story with the angry cop was originally about why he wears glasses. He got pulled over for speeding and the cop looked at his license. "RESTRICTION: CORRECTIVE LENSES" Then he had to get out and let Rambo drive. Allegedly. Phil is a liar.

It's funny, I went back and was looking at his various car accident claims and the first several times he tells the high school car crash story he says the other guy "sideswiped" him/"swerved in front of" him/"cut him off"/"tried to run him off the road", but because the guy "just took off" and Phil didn't get the license plate the cops just said he "lost control" and/or ticketed him for Failure to Maintain Control.

This is a far cry from when he told the actual story about how he turned on to the highway crossing directly into the Left Lane (Fast Lane/Passing Lane), and then noticed in his rear view that some "maniac" was "going to hit him" (Someone was driving at highway speeds on the highway and Grandma Phil wasn't even doing the highway minimum after crossing into the Fast Lane from a dead stop), so Phil "had to" swerve out of his way. Phil swerved right, then swerved left, hit the guard rail and swerved right again, and ended up wrecked off the right side of the highway.
So in the actual story the other car never interacted with Phil and was likely behind Phil the entire time that Phil swerved back and forth across both lanes 3 times, 4 times if you count Phil's initial turn onto the highway crossing directly into the Left Lane, and then the other guy just drove off. How exactly was this "maniac" going to hit Phil if he was able to stay behind Phil as he swerved all over the highway 3 times?

And also remember about this story that Phil was legally required to wear his glasses to drive during high school as well, but he just didn't.

 

[King DDT]

Surly Muppet said:
EDIT 2: This retarded manipulation. ExpandDong, who Phil berated earlier, commented that he was disappointed they weren't hitting the goal tonight.
Phil sympathetically said it would be nice, but it was okay and it happens. People don't need to feel disappointed, and that he had a great stream earlier, so this is okay.
He literally just said exactly what he told people not to say, to the person he previously chewed out for saying it.

This is something that's been chapping my cheeks for a couple weeks now. He's consistently called out other content creators for being a bad role model and encouraging awful behavior in their audiences. He then tells his own audience not to mention anything gross, calling them disgusting idiots and immature degenerates as he refers to superautist and other sociopathic sickos as 'dingleberries attached to society asshole' and laughing about 'shitty dicks'. It is truly an outstanding level of cognitive dissonance that we get to witness on a daily occurrence.

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Dave's stroke face never fails to make me chuckle. The 480p camera really brings out the yellow in his teeth.

The start of the video I just reposted begins with John Rambo telling the Corrective Lenses Restriction story and then has Phil bitching about how he has to go get glasses just so Washington State will issue him a driver's license, and then he will never wear them again "just like I did in high school."

This is a far cry from when he told the actual story about how he turned on to the highway crossing directly into the Left Lane (Fast Lane/Passing Lane), and then noticed in his rear view that some "maniac" was "going to hit him" (Someone was driving at highway speeds on the highway and Grandma Phil wasn't even doing the highway minimum after crossing into the Fast Lane from a dead stop), so Phil "had to" swerve out of his way. Phil swerved right, then swerved left, hit the guard rail and swerved right again, and ended up wrecked off the right side of the highway.
So in the actual story the other car never interacted with Phil and was likely behind Phil the entire time that Phil swerved back and forth across both lanes 3 times, 4 times if you count Phil's initial turn onto the highway crossing directly into the Left Lane, and then the other guy just drove off.

I'm pretty blind without my glasses, so I've always wondered what the minimum requirement is for Corrective Lens' Required on your license.
This story of Dave crashing is hilarious and I can only imagine the look of disdain on the cops face as he's slowly piecing together how this turbo autist crashed his car by himself.
Dave flew across the lanes, got spooked by someone behind him and almost tried to drive back off the freeway in a panic. What a spastic retard. I know a guy with Down's syndrome that could drive better than that.

 

[YMB]

Hope Jasper slaps the shit out of Phil soon.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Hope Jasper slaps the shit out of Phil soon.

Operation kittystorm is still being readied sir!

 

[CoomerCouch]

So Thursday night during Yakuza 7 Phil made some very interesting claims regarding the guys who built his PC, and how they treated him (or mistreated him) regarding the king of hate forums and the domain. I'm sure a lot of us heard that unhinged rant, so I decided to talk to Chris, the guy who built his PC and helped build and run the site. Some of this information is already known and documented probably, but in case it's not, I'll compile it here. The conversation was eye opening.

In regards to the PC:

- Phil procrastinated and didn't send the money that was agreed upon in a timely fashion, so some of the parts were no longer on sale. Because of this, Chris had to pay the difference between the retail price and what the sale price was. Overall, this cost him about $200 CAD after taxes. Phil never compensated him for that. Also, Phil sent $1213.45 USD (in case this is the mythical $3000 PC he claimed to buy)
- Shipping was paid for by Chris to the tune of another $100 CAD. He was also not compensated for this.
- All of the parts were thoroughly tested at the school, since the PC build was part of a project for an internship. At the time of shipment, all parts worked perfectly.
- All parts were itemized with individual receipts denoting the manufacturer of each part, just in case something didn't work. Phil was flat out told that if something didn't work, all parts had warranties that he could pursue to get a replacement sent.
- At time of shipment, the case was in pristine condition, and Chris being a fan, took extra care to package the PC as best as possible to ensure safe delivery. While it's possible the courier could've damaged the PC during shipping, the damage is far more likely to have occurred from Phil's hooves manhandling it.

In regards to the king of hate forums:

Phil claimed during this last Yakuza 7 stream that Chris and his colleague "held Phil hostage" (his exact words were "held over a gun" but that sounds fucking retarded) and wouldn't release the domain to Phil until they were paid, and they demanded payment. First off, that would just be paying workers for services rendered, which should be expected. Second, Chris 100% vehemently denies this ever occurred. His statement to me was that his colleague was willing to release the domain to Phil, and unprovoked by said colleague, Phil approached them and said something to the effect of "how much do I have to pay you for me to have full control and you guys go away?" PHIL is the one that mentioned money, and when money was brought up, Chris' colleague and Phil negotiated a price that was mutually satisfactory, and domain ownership exchanged hands. At no point in time was Phil extorted like he claims, nor was there any initial demand for money.


I'm sure some of this info is "late", and that's fine. I just think it's interesting to hear Chris' take on how shit went down, and his reaction to having his name dragged through the mud again by good ol' ziggy piggy. When he was told that Phil claimed that they extorted him, he was not pleased.

 

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

When he was told that Phil claimed that they extorted him, he was not pleased.

Might be worth a look at his rights in defamation. At least worth sending a letter of demand from his lawyer's letterhead demanding a public retraction.

 

[IHateMyJob]

If there is one thing Phil doesn't want the late steam viewers to know is how well the day stream went. It goes against the "I'm strapped for cash" story. WAKE UP PAY PIGGIES and ask yourself why does a man that makes over $120k a year need to beg daily for grocery money???

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Might be worth a look at his rights in defamation. At least worth sending a letter of demand from his lawyer's letterhead demanding a public retraction.

This is borderline gayops no one cares that much lol

Anything like that would be parlayed into "these no life sociopaths are ruining my life".

I love how Phil is gaslighting (successfully) his entire fan base. If anyone gets upset when he makes $300 in a stream, just remember that it's gone by next stream and this dude has to do this the rest of his life.

You're wasting emotional stamina getting even the tiniest bit upset about the stroke victim or his retarr fans.