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[Jason Wynn]

I get hit on and flirted with more by the gender I’m not really attracted to

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I get hit on and flirted with more by the gender I’m not really attracted to

That is my curse. Women flirt with me all the time, but when it comes to fellow men? Hah, never.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Goats are not actually my favorite animal. They are my favorite farm animal.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I'm mostly ambidextrous. Naturally left-handed, raised and schooled right handed.

 

[Luminous47]

That is my curse. Women flirt with me all the time, but when it comes to fellow men? Hah, never.

You single bro?

 

[Curt Sibling]

My avatar guy has nothing to do with Spongebob, or Futurama.

 

[Monika H.]

I have a daughter.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I grew up on one of the most notoriously deprived council estates in Great Britain.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I prefer Chili’s.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I grew up on one of the most notoriously deprived council estates in Great Britain.

Heygate Estate, Broadwater Farm, or the Pembury?

 

[Curt Sibling]

I grew up on one of the most notoriously deprived council estates in Great Britain.

They all are.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I once went almost 24 hours without saying "fucking retard".
Granted I was unconscious for 21 of them but it was quite an accomplishment.

 

[AnOminous]

Heygate Estate, Broadwater Farm, or the Pembury?

I'm going to guess Bethnal Green, with Aylesbury Estate as an alternate.

 

[Plaguemine]

I have no idea what I am doing at all times.
I just steal ideas from smarter rats and kill-slay them. Claim their work as my own.

 

[Justtocheck]

I have a daughter.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

(I like copypastas)

 

[Monika H.]

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

(I like copypastas)

lol I remember this one! In some threads there's the version with mother and son too.
Wonder where it comes from...

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

One time, one of my farts was so warm it made the wax on the wood I was leaning on turn opaque.
I was proud teased for months afterwards.

 

[KingSaber]

Nearly had a famous, Vietnamese actress for an aunt. It’s complicated.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

my ex stepgrandfather has a wikipedia article

 

[Blamo]

Last movie I saw in a theater was the last Star Wars prequel (Revenge of the Sith).

Do not want

For me it was X men 2!
And the only SW movie I saw on the big screen was Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.