DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

@Surly Muppet 70 seconds after another beg, he miraculously got a $25 tip from joyful faggotry.. Either these whales are just sitting there waiting for the beg, and immediately tipping, or he is sitting on these tips.. It's possible they are coordinated, but to have that many participate without slipping up seems unlikely to me.

Edit: MyaTheBeez lines up pretty well with OIC regarding the 3 word name, capitalization, and extremely stupid message, but looking at PPG, he goes back a few years, so doubtful its him. I did find this 25 bitcheer from him (and phils reaction) that made me laugh though! Relevant timestamp is 1:25:00 - 1:25:30

It appears MyaTheBeez was actually a twitch streamer but hasn't done anything in awhile.

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[DontEatSilicaGel]

Rate me autistic but the fact his piggies are throwing money at him so he'll wear vests, a cowboy hat and now jeans really confirms my gut feeling that they have a psychosexual connection with their cult leader.

They're slowly trying to dress him up as a gay cowboy on stream.

I don't have a link to a real website, but it's on wikipedia so 100% truth. DSP is a fetish streamer.

Clothing fetish - Wikipedia

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[Surly Muppet]

It appears MyaTheBeez was actually a twitch streamer but hasn't done anything in awhile.

Interesting. Wasn't profitable enough to do it as a living so they had to get a real job like a sucker? Did they even try to wear two vests before they gave up? Or did they just lack talent?

Speaking of planned tips, did that mysterious one from WillSonOfAragorn ever get acknowledged as successfully going through? Seems like it might help with Phil's totally legit and not at all fake need for money.

I think Will had a $50 tip yesterday, but I don't know if that was it. I was expecting at least $100 with the way Phil was being coy and excited. If it was only $50, then you really have to wonder why Merdok's $50 didn't get a big reaction.

To my knowledge, Phil hasn't mentioned it since he told him to call the bank and tell them to cancel the tip. I haven't been listening during the gameplay much though.
Obviously, this doesn't mean Phil didn't get it, or that he is aware it's still pending.

 

[Gramh]

Betting Will's bank freezing tip is in the ballpark of $500+ and also throwing all the penne points in on DSP tossing into the ol' memory hole that he got this life saving influx of cash.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Listening to his rant about his current life changes and tbh it sounds like the same thing that happened with leanna. Kat is trying to give him hints on underwear time and he's too dumb to notice and or is too focused on going into the awfice to stream.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I'm done for the night. I cant deal with this shit anymore. Fucking delusional!

He didn't start "gameplay" till 12:30 his time. He streamed till 4, so that's 3 and a half hours. AT LEAST a 30 minute break. No telling how much time with tipquisition's, begments, menu stalling, and penne point garbage.. We're probably talking an hour, mayybeee an hour and a half if we wanna be generous, of actual hands on gameplay. But this sack of pig shit thinks he "worked his butt off" today.. I'd like to see this dumb son of a bitch sent to North Korea and say he's tired and worked his "butt off" all day after doing absolutely nothing.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

ThatAnonyMouse is fucking mental and a disgusting degenerate

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

ThatAnonyMouse is fucking mental and a disgusting degenerate

I hate to give him credit, but he can at least talk fairly well and has a nice voice. Well compared to Sidella, Lutherkujo, Derich, and my all time favorite forgotten DSP fanboy, Kombat Dan.

Kombat Dan was a casualty from the great January Dox Harvest years ago. Here's his attempt at voice acting...

THIS IS THE IMPROVED VERSION!!!

 

[gaarashatan]

I'm done for the night. I cant deal with this shit anymore. Fucking delusional!

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He didn't start "gameplay" till 12:30 his time. He streamed till 4, so that's 3 and a half hours. AT LEAST a 30 minute break. No telling how much time with tipquisition's, begments, menu stalling, and penne point garbage.. We're probably talking an hour, mayybeee an hour and a half if we wanna be generous, of actual hands on gameplay. But this sack of pig shit thinks he "worked his butt off" today.. I'd like to see this dumb son of a bitch sent to North Korea and say he's tired and worked his "butt off" all day after doing absolutely nothing.

but dooood, he did work his ass off. his ass sat in the same couch for hours playing games. can you imagine how hard his ass works supporting his fat lard on a shitty unsupporting couch while phil plays games? i would hire his ass

 

[DZoomer]

ThatAnonyMouse is fucking mental and a disgusting degenerate

So, does this retardation by this (literal) faggot have anything to do with Phil? I'm not really in the mood to spend 1 hour listening to a furry faggot autistically talk about whatever it is the video's about, but I did get curious when I saw it for the first time.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Late and crossposting from the ATK thread.

Lmao he just said "everyone making fun of me,fuck off,you dont have the discipline to do my job,people thinks its easy" LMAOOOOO,this retard acting like his job is hard. He was just ranting about people not taking their job seriously and saying things like "dont check your phone during work" when he checks twitter all the time during streams.

What discipline is he even talking about? Why would he even lists that as some sort of perk for what he does?

He: Shows up to his streams late, he goes on long tangents that take up a pre-stream, he constantly begs for tips, snorts and burps in his mic, doesn't even treat his job at a professional level, doesn't do his research on games, and doesn't even try to be better at his job in general. *lets include the fact he berates people who doesn't fall in line with his pignosis constantly and gets baited pretty damn hard.

If there was any sort of discipline there, he wouldn't be doing the majority of the shit I just listed. And yes Phil, starting up a videogame stream and doing really bad at it, sounds fuckin' easy to me.

 

[Iron Father]

Considering his "jahb" is endlessly begging, yeah he's pretty disciplined.

 

[YokuNama]

I hate to give him credit, but he can at least talk fairly well and has a nice voice. Well compared to Sidella, Lutherkujo, Derich, and my all time favorite forgotten DSP fanboy, Kombat Dan.

It's really sad when we've studied this group of people for years and we're astounded by one of them for just speaking well.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What discipline is he even talking about? Why would he even lists that as some sort of perk for what he does?

Phil takes great pride in his autistic schedule that he must update us and boast about because it shows Philip P. Burnell is indeed, a robust mature adult.

And I suppose he's correct that 99% people in his situation wouldn't be "working" the schedule he does. Not because of discipline, because it's stupid and partly why Phil is miserable shut-in.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

1.5 hours into CoD and he is throwing a complete temper tantrum. These retarded penne wagers make him seethe with rage.

As far as Phil's IQ goes, if I had to guess, it would be between 80-90.

I wouldn't even put it that high.
Generally, a 85 IQ is that of your average petty thief.
Phil is much stupider than that.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wouldn't even put it that high.
Generally, a 85 IQ is that of your average petty thief.
Phil is much stupider than that.

I think if you sobered him up, put his glasses on him, sat him down at an IQ test, and told him Hulk Hogan was giving blowjobs to the high scorers, he'd probably clock in around 100. His deficiencies are just plain pig-ignorance, inattention, and laziness, not literally being unable to comprehend things.

 

[Wormy]

I think if you sobered him up, put his glasses on him, sat him down at an IQ test, and told him Hulk Hogan was giving blowjobs to the high scorers, he'd probably clock in around 100. His deficiencies are just plain pig-ignorance, inattention, and laziness, not literally being unable to comprehend things.

"Hey Phil! Listen up, brother! Hulkamania's giving out free knob slobbing to roaches like you who can get clean, and put at least three digits on this test! That's right, you can get YOUR python serviced by the Hulkster! Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania, GOES DOWN ON YOU!?"

 

[JimiHendrix]

not literally being unable to comprehend things.

are you sure about this?

because i once watched him be unable to find a way out of room for 12 minutes in a video game, after a cutscene showed him how to leave.

 

[Kosher Dill]

because i once watched him be unable to find a way out of room for 12 minutes in a video game, after a cutscene showed him how to leave.

Right, but he ignores cutscenes, hates video games, hates streaming, and hates his viewers. You might as well be asking him to remember the radio playlist his dentist had on during his root canal.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil was the valedictorian of his class. He's really smart. Just look at how well he did on the school portions of his Bully playthrough.