DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Prince Lotor]

So, does this retardation by this (literal) faggot have anything to do with Phil? I'm not really in the mood to spend 1 hour listening to a furry faggot autistically talk about whatever it is the video's about, but I did get curious when I saw it for the first time.

Basically from what I skimmed of it now that he doesn't have Phil's chat to post his turbo-autist rape RPs in for 14 hours a day he has cracked and started shizo-posting his verbal diarrhea in long-form YouTube conspiracy rant format.

He doesn't seem to have figured out that literally no one gives a single fuck about him and he's trying to scrape whatever attention he can. The comments section is pathetic. He hearted a comment calling him a loser for still caring about his fight with BadBunny and is responding to every comment, well all 3, as if they are somehow new fans of his.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Who do you niggos watch as far as restreamers? Tevin is pretty much out the game and LSB is too busy having a life unlike Phil, and I've never really looked for other options. Or are some of you sick enough to watch the raw, unedited khantent?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Who do you niggos watch as far as restreamers? Tevin is pretty much out the game and LSB is too busy having a life unlike Phil, and I've never really looked for other options. Or are some of you sick enough to watch the raw, unedited khantent?

An1337 is pretty similar to Tevin, he even uses most of the same soundbytes (I'm done, I'm DONE, I'm- fucking DELETE IT, MAN! GET IT OFF MY FUCKING HARDDRIVE!)

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

As far as Phil's IQ goes, if I had to guess, it would be between 80-90.

I think if you sobered him up, put his glasses on him, sat him down at an IQ test, and told him Hulk Hogan was giving blowjobs to the high scorers, he'd probably clock in around 100. His deficiencies are just plain pig-ignorance, inattention, and laziness, not literally being unable to comprehend things.

It's funny that this topic would come up. One thing that always struck me was how folks always spoke of the ways Phil is autistic. When I first started watching Phil, I didn't necessarily agree with the (semi-serious?) charge that he's on the spectrum (Powerlevel: Am an aspie myself.) He always struck me in videos such as his cup noodles review, for example, as simply being a really stupid individual-- I'd say closer to high-70s/low-80s in terms of IQ -- more than someone with autism. More specifically, he came off to me like the stereotypical clueless but well-meaning airhead everyone knew back in high school, with the exception that there was nothing remotely well-meaning about him. In his more recent videos, on the other hand, he comes off as perhaps marginally more intelligent, but his autistic tics -- whether due to his increased isolation from the world around him or other factors -- have grown more apparent. It's a weird juxtapositioning: he comes off as less overtly clueless in a traditional sense, but has simultaneously grown openly neurotic and toxic in a way that's even more off-putting.

 

[snort inquisition]

Who do you niggos watch as far as restreamers? Tevin is pretty much out the game and LSB is too busy having a life unlike Phil, and I've never really looked for other options. Or are some of you sick enough to watch the raw, unedited khantent?

lsb is pretty cringe, usually an1337 and if no one is restreaming it's dark dave for the prestream til he starts reading from the script then i leave

 

[strandedcastaway]

i'll be real with you, i don't know much about IQ ratings and how they work, like I know higher is better but I don't know what the average is or any of that.

however, I will tell you that I believe he has definitely gotten more stupid over the years for the simple reason of the stream chat hand holding him.

My theories:
1) Phil's of average intelligence but thinks he's smart...as much as we want to think he's stupid, he's more sheltered and self-centered than purely dumb. He just doesn't know anything about anything other than himself because that (and WWE Champions, which he can't admit) are all he cares about.
2) Phil's paranoid but that doesn't mean we're not out to get him.
3) Phil's IQ, whatever it is, doesn't translate to the field he's in. The two things he needs to do, play video games and speak well/be entertaining, he sucks at.
4) Phil's somehow garnered a small group of people with money around him that are dumber than he is, or have other mental issues. That's enabled him to survive 1, 2, and 3.

 

[YokuNama]

1) Phil's of average intelligence but thinks he's smart...as much as we want to think he's stupid, he's more sheltered and self-centered than purely dumb. He just doesn't know anything about anything other than himself because that (and WWE Champions, which he can't admit) are all he cares about.

Only knowing and caring about a handful of things, mostly yourself, doesn't make you intelligent. It makes you very, very arrogant. He also expects to be told things that he could easily research himself. Also not intelligent. The truth is, he was dealt a good hand when it comes to getting lucky breaks.

2.) Phil's paranoid but that doesn't mean we're not out to get him.

Phil is paranoid because he is a habitual liar and gets away with it by manipulating the most feeble minds on the planet through the power of the internet and video games. He has walked a very thin line for over a decade and he knows that one small slip and he's on unemployment for the rest of his life. Again, luck.

3) Phil's IQ, whatever it is, doesn't translate to the field he's in. The two things he needs to do, play video games and speak well/be entertaining, he sucks at.

I don't put much merit into IQ because you can have a high IQ while basic morals and decency go over your head, but its not a shock that he sucks in the field he is in because he completely sucks at the field he studied and graduated in. Finance.

4) Phil's somehow garnered a small group of people with money around him that are dumber than he is, or have other mental issues. That's enabled him to survive 1, 2, and 3.

Phil manipulates the dumbest minds on the planet and has a large following that are entertained by his downfalls. I've followed him for a long time and I am sure he will be around equally longer, but mark my words, his downfall won't be from some paypig not paying him anymore, or a detractor gay ops, it will be from his own doing.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Only knowing and caring about a handful of things, mostly yourself, doesn't make you intelligent. It makes you very, very arrogant. He also expects to be told things that he could easily research himself. Also not intelligent. The truth is, he was dealt a good hand when it comes to getting lucky breaks.



Phil is paranoid because he is a habitual liar and gets away with it by manipulating the most feeble minds on the planet through the power of the internet and video games. He has walked a very thin line for over a decade and he knows that one small slip and he's on unemployment for the rest of his life. Again, luck.



I don't put much merit into IQ because you can have a high IQ while basic morals and decency go over your head, but its not a shock that he sucks in the field he is in because he completely sucks at the field he studied and graduated in. Finance.



Phil manipulates the dumbest minds on the planet and has a large following that are entertained by his downfalls. I've followed him for a long time and I am sure he will be around equally longer, but mark my words, his downfall won't be from some paypig not paying him anymore, or a detractor gay ops, it will be from his own doing.

He's a valedictorian, so I wonder if he's only book smart. He can read the material, listen to the teachers, and pass the tests. He cannot do anything in the real world because he is so incompetent.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

He's a valedictorian, so I wonder if he's only book smart. He can read the material, listen to the teachers, and pass the tests. He cannot do anything in the real world because he is so incompetent.

While I don't necessarily disagree with you on the surface, the whole book smart vs street smart thing is an example of his creation from his bitching at YouTube. The truth is that he is neither. If he were actually book smart, he would be able to understand core concepts of finance and, possible, explain them to his audience much like a teacher to students. If he were street smart, he might not know the academic principles of finance but he would know how to make and manage money.

Phil, again, is neither. He was able to retain info in high school with his parent's help. If he was an expert in the field of any of the jobs he claimed to be good at, he would be still working in those fields. He knows a fair amount about subjects he is interested in like certain videogames purely because he is interested in them. This is no different than a sports fan knowing the stats of their favorite player or someone knowing a decent amount about a musician because they read a biography.

Phil is a child that never grew up trying to live in an adult world. He thinks he understands basic concepts in life but he has proven time and again that these matters perplex, confuse, and annoy him. The only reason people listened to him was because he was Johnny On The Spot with early days YouTube. The man is a joke everywhere else in the real world.

 

[tzgnilki]

While I don't necessarily disagree with you on the surface, the whole book smart vs street smart thing is an example of his creation from his bitching at YouTube. The truth is that he is neither. If he were actually book smart, he would be able to understand core concepts of finance and, possible, explain them to his audience much like a teacher to students. If he were street smart, he might not know the academic principles of finance but he would know how to make and manage money.

Phil, again, is neither. He was able to retain info in high school with his parent's help. If he was an expert in the field of any of the jobs he claimed to be good at, he would be still working in those fields. He knows a fair amount about subjects he is interested in like certain videogames purely because he is interested in them. This is no different than a sports fan knowing the stats of their favorite player or someone knowing a decent amount about a musician because they read a biography.

Phil is a child that never grew up trying to live in an adult world. He thinks he understands basic concepts in life but he has proven time and again that these matters perplex, confuse, and annoy him. The only reason people listened to him was because he was Johnny On The Spot with early days YouTube. The man is a joke everywhere else in the real world.

I never thought i'd see the day where someone with a business degree would try to avoid paying taxes, in the dumbest way possible by saying he doesn't own a business lol

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

lsb is pretty cringe, usually an1337 and if no one is restreaming it's dark dave for the prestream til he starts reading from the script then i leave

an1337 is def the cream of the rotted crop

I like LSB too but I sometimes feel like the constant $1 super chats from some of the same people over and over, and, for lack of a better term, derailing the stream trying to make it their own with really dumb, cringe jokes.

His dog whimpering triggers me too but I'll admit that's just me being a monster. Can't change who you are I guess.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

ThatAnonyMouse is fucking mental and a disgusting degenerate

This is giving me Zooier Than Thou flashbacks for some reason.

 

[blahblahblah678]

DarkDave is like the old faithful. Always there even if during the worst and most uninteresting Dave streams. He even had a bitwave page when his YouTube was Susan’d. My issues with bitwave aside, that’s pretty cool. Sometimes I do need the autistic soundboard to amuse me that Raw DSP doesn’t quite have.

Tevin is my favorite even though he’s pretty much out of the restreaming game. Tevin is truly chill even when he gets passive aggressive on stream.

LSB is pretty good, although I don’t watch as much of his job-Dave content. I’m not a dog person but Rocky can be adorable. Although they’re better served as party atmospheres with the drinking games rather than as stand alone streams.

an1337 has really risen the ranks of late. Anime waifus aren’t my thing either, but because Dave hates them so much it’s a cool way to stand out. He’s adopted the love for Sonic R that Tevin has given us detractors. Plus an1337 isn’t afraid to mute lots of Dave’s excesses like the gratuitous scripted begging segments and golden colts cheers about food. Hell, his birthday card streams for Derich and SBM were hilarious.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think if you sobered him up, put his glasses on him, sat him down at an IQ test, and told him Hulk Hogan was giving blowjobs to the high scorers, he'd probably clock in around 100. His deficiencies are just plain pig-ignorance, inattention, and laziness, not literally being unable to comprehend things.

Nobody mentioned Agent Proper yet. Our own @Proper Pangolin he does pretty good restreams now that he got a working microphone.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I can't actually believe that DSP tried to dispute the "if everyone around you is an asshole you're the real asshole" saying by twisting it to mean you're actually way too nice of a person. Yeah that's exactly what I think of when I think of DSP; way too nice, way too giving.

lsb is pretty cringe, usually an1337 and if no one is restreaming it's dark dave for the prestream til he starts reading from the script then i leave

I like how LSB is cringe but an1337 isn't. Bro. Don't get me wrong, I like both of them, but I also realize that An1337 can be cringy as fuck too. I mean they're DSP restreamers, they're deep diving in the autism vortex, of course they aren't going to be perfect Chads.

An1337 isn't my favorite restreamer but his videos are 10/10 quality content are absolutely up there with my favorite video channels.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

doesn't do his research on games

On that note, sorry if it was posted, but this one just killed me when I saw it.

Now for the kahntekst, since Yakuza 7 came out in the West very close to when the new khansoles came out, the question was asked whether the disc and digital versions will work on PS5 and Xbox Series X (will be referred to as SeX from now on). The answer was yes, not only will they work, they'll both be enhanced by the better hardware of the PS5 and SeX and the upgrade will be completely free for existing owners of the PS4/XBOne versions, be they physical or digital owners. HOWEVER there were big differences, for the SeX the enhanced version came out on the 10th of November, which was the Western release for all khansoles, while the PS5 one was postponed until the 2nd of March, not only that but the PS5 upgrade wouldn't be save game compatible, but the SeX one was, so if you started playing on the XBOne and then got a SeX you can immediately continue where you left off.

This was known at least a week before the game came out in the West and yet Dave somehow got blindsided by it after he downloaded the PS5 upgrade and booted the game, almost 4 months later. It's the same bullshit as with him freaking out over PS5 not having dual audio or whatever despite it being known that it wouldn't be a feature anymore ever since they even announced the PS5 first party headphones.
Maybe SEGA or Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio should've sent him an email letting him know that the Yakuza 7 upgrade for PS5 isn't save game compatible with the PS4 version.

 

[Brother Wind]

i'll be real with you, i don't know much about IQ ratings and how they work, like I know higher is better but I don't know what the average is or any of that.

So IQ stands to Intelligence Quotient. Which if youre not aware is a fancy word for the result when you divide. It gets tossed around a lot and abused. However, its just a measurement of your intelligence compared to the average. As in it is, very simply a percentage of how smart you are at your age and development, compared to everyone else. The average is 100. If its less, youre dumb. If its higher, youre smarter. Because its your score divided by the average score. Ergo, if anyone tells you the average IQ is dropping. Their IQ is pretty low. Because the average is 100 and always will be.

Now if youre like at 70 you are clinically retarded. I think Phil is in the 90s. He is just too dense. And actually, concepts like a "rainy day fund" or understanding crouch jumps are the kind of thing an IQ test looks at. And while he manages to feed himself and dress himself, he does seem a bit short on understanding higher concepts. He might be 80, but thats kind of contingent on whether he understands his constant begging is constant or he genuinely just doesn't realize he does it. Which I think helps explain the audacity of his begging in a lot of ways

Lastly, he is decreasing. Like I said. Its based on age and expected development. Phil probably peaked early, so he could br valedictorian, but he never matured and his last step of abstract thought never seemed to develop. That ability to think ahead. He just has no concept of it.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP only wears jeans outside because, unlike in the house where you're safe, what if something attacks your leg? You want denim because it's durable.

The meme that he's an alien pretending to be human just keeps fitting better and better.

 

[marlintan]

Lastly, he is decreasing. Like I said. Its based on age and expected development. Phil probably peaked early, so he could br valedictorian, but he never matured and his last step of abstract thought never seemed to develop. That ability to think ahead. He just has no concept of it.

To be fair, I think many people are decreasing... I haven't taken an IQ test in 20+ years but when I was knee-high, I had like a 140 IQ, but I'm sure it's nowhere near that level current day.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Ergo, if anyone tells you the average IQ is dropping. Their IQ is pretty low. Because the average is 100 and always will be.

When people say that the average IQ rises or drops it's because they compare the average of let's say 20 years ago to the IQ of today. That's how they measured the Flynn effect. They looked at the measured average IQ in 1942 and in 2009 in UK schoolchildren and found out that '42's 100 would be 86 today.

To be fair, I think many people are decreasing... I haven't taken an IQ test in 20+ years but when I was knee-high, I had like a 140 IQ, but I'm sure it's nowhere near that level current day.

There's two types of intelligences, fluid and crystalized. When you're a kid your IQ is more malleable by the environment so kids' IQs are more affected by fluid intelligence, after around the age of 20 it becomes less malleable and is much less affected by environment so it crystalizes into your "true" IQ if you wanna call it that and remains stable and not really that affected by environment, so it's more affected by your crystalized intelligence. Of course when you get old, as in 60s and older, then your IQ gets significantly affected again, but that's just because you're aging, everything goes to shit when you're getting old, both in body and mind. When it comes to the effects of the environment on your IQ after it "crystalizes", it only has a significant effect in extreme cases like Dave's where he locks himself up for over half a decade and doesn't interact with the outside world and he doesn't even try to guess solutions in video games when he gets stuck even a tiny bit on something. The brain is a muscle, it needs to be maintained like every other muscle in your body unless you want it to atrophy and Phil doesn't exercise any of his muscles.

But that's enough IQ sperging in a Dave thread from me.