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Last thing before I'm signing off since the prestream is over so I had my fill of garbage Dave content for the day, my favorite part of the rant is when he said that those dang dirty trolls need to get a life.
The same guy who spends 6 out of 7 days a week cooped up in his house. The only things he does is yell at his TV, yell at his cat, beg, pulls jpegs in his favorite gacha game then pulls his penne to the jpegs, gets into slapfights on twitter, secretly goes on KF and probably watches other detractor content. Then once a week he goes outside to buy the things he's looking to D'VOUR in the next 6 days.

But we're the no life losers, remember.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I would love it if he just rolled this out and banned anyone who asked about it. That'd be peak Phil.
Honestly, the goal pretty much is at least $150 now. $100 is the base expectation, that much is clear. It isn't the 'goal', it's needed to keep Phil from complaining. So when we get into begging situations, whales seem to understand that the $100 is fake - the stream goal is $200 to keep Phil from losing it, but everyone is expected to pretend that he's still only getting $100/stream because otherwise there would be serious questions about his financial capabilities.
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
I decided today that it’s only fair that we get to own the paypigs whenever Phil cries hardship after they empty their wallets.

Based on the detractor videos I’m watching from the weekend, joyful_Jaxx_Reigns is getting thoroughly owned. Something something anal rape.
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You know, fuck it. I want to see him boldy put up a $200 tips goal because that's what it is with his "joking" double vest and jean bullshit he's been doing.

Because you know, even after getting double in tips than he was before, after bankruptcy, he will still not change. I want to see people ask him about how he's making more than double his normal amount, and still having no money, then promptly getting banned. Let's see $200 be a banned word.

If they can't learn now, then there's no hope. By the way, we need to go to the store, for the fourth time in the month, to feed Jasper, guys.

This is just insane.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Tangent on stream.
Project 7 was not for Phil, see.
He thought it would be a boost for everyone else's channels.
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I stopped here for now to call out this bullshit.

At the time Machinima was handing out large amounts of money to any YouTube video game personality that was making episode based YouTube series, Maximilian's Assist me comes to mind. Phil just finished up with or was working on a new contract with Machinima pitched the idea and Project 7 was born. The only reasons he used his friend John, Howard, and Respect the Pack was they were cheap or free so he could keep the money and the clout.
 
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twattycake said:
Phil just gave us a white-hot take in his streamchat: Reopening will kill "tons", but Kat will be fine (you know, probably):
than anything new they develop.
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Thousands of people die overnight. Phil is more concerned with being able to say "I told you so."
Anyone surprised? Meh.
 
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CoomerCouch said:
Page 6969.

Nice.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
100% because he got talked about on the farms the other day, it’s very clear he reads the farms personally lol. That or he keeps tabs on tevin, but I’d bet a few bucks it’s the former
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Must sting the roach knowing in REALITY he didn't outlast tevin. Infact, tevin is now partnered on twitch despite phils best behind the scenes effort to get him banned. Bottom line is Tevin won and he did everything right. I figure Phil won't be pulling any behind the scnees stunts with LSB or Annl337 and will do his best to pretend they don't exist as all three of them live rent FREE forever in his head.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He just compared Mario to GnG in difficulty.

BTW, he stuck on the same level for 40mins! MARIO LEVEL!
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Besides the fact he sucks shit at videogames he's refusing to go back and get the Tanooki suit and I haven't played SM3DW in a while but I'm sure even in these bonus stages you can pick whoever you want so playing as Peach would help his old man reflexes a lot.
Probably not allowed though since he has a waife and a catson and playing as Peach counts as cheating.
 
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Jasper2K said:
Must sting the roach knowing in REALITY he didn't outlast tevin. Infact, tevin is now partnered on twitch despite phils best behind the scenes effort to get him banned. Bottom line is Tevin won and he did everything right. I figure Phil won't be pulling any behind the scnees stunts with LSB or Annl337 and will do his best to pretend they don't exist as all three of them live rent FREE forever in his head.
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Must also hurt him sitting there on his day off reading all the slander us mentally ill trolls post, and being able to do nothing about it.
 
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