US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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FAQnews Correspondent said:
>for America to come together
Why is he even bothering with this? Nobody is interested in coming together. Fuck coming together and fuck muh unity.
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AS much as I find the Left distasteful and seemingly hell-bent on destroying the beliefs and values that define the US, I cannot accept the idea that they are an other that needs to be destroyed. They need to be humbled, they need to be discredited, and they need to be ridiculed into the ground like what was done to the Fundamentalist Christian Right, but to argue that the US needs to engage in a civil war to preserve its greatness is remarkably short-sighted. I know you didn't call for a civil war, but that sort of thinking is sadly what leads to one.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Yeah...except they have to time things right if they want a decade of Kamala.
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We don't have the time. We don't have a day to spare, frankly. Anyone with more than shit for brains knows we need a mentally competent President working on their own. The Dems obviously think otherwise, touting Joe. I'd say it's Presidency by committee behind the scenes.

And at the rate things are going President Trump will be be re-elected in 2024.
 
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I don't see how Trump (or someone like DeSantis) will be elected unless the issues from last election are fixed, but I don't see that happening.

Biden being president is a joke enough. I mean, he came in fourth in the Iowa caucus and fifth in New Hampshire, but was able to come out and top through candidates dropping out to cuck Bernie once again so the neoliberal establishment swamp stays in control. If Kamala wins in 2024 or beyond (through the "most secure elections in history", I'm sure), then that would just blatantly show even more of what a joke the US has become. She was even less popular than Biden and had to drop out before the primaries even started, despite being heavily propped up by the DNC cabal.

Although, the DNC swamp knows how to get what it wants -- will of the people be damned.
 
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soy_king said:
AS much as I find the Left distasteful and seemingly hell-bent on destroying the beliefs and values that define the US, I cannot accept the idea that they are an other that needs to be destroyed. They need to be humbled, they need to be discredited, and they need to be ridiculed into the ground like what was done to the Fundamentalist Christian Right, but to argue that the US needs to engage in a civil war to preserve its greatness is remarkably short-sighted. I know you didn't call for a civil war, but that sort of thinking is sadly what leads to one.
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They don't need to be destroyed. They just don't have to share the same country with us if they hate us so much. Hell, most can join Canada if they look up to them so much, they're contiguous. A peaceful divorce sounds like a more pleasant proposition, but they seem to want to exert their will over us more than anything.
 
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soy_king said:
AS much as I find the Left distasteful and seemingly hell-bent on destroying the beliefs and values that define the US, I cannot accept the idea that they are an other that needs to be destroyed. They need to be humbled, they need to be discredited, and they need to be ridiculed into the ground like what was done to the Fundamentalist Christian Right, but to argue that the US needs to engage in a civil war to preserve its greatness is remarkably short-sighted. I know you didn't call for a civil war, but that sort of thinking is sadly what leads to one.
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That relies on the fundamental problem that you're dealing with people who haven't a single fucking shred of a conscience left. Not regret, or humility, or perspective, or tact. They deserve everything coming to them.
 
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Calvin Coolidge was great. Dude obviously didn't want to be president, fucked around, didn't give a shit and a women asked him at a dinner that she could get him to say more than five words, he commented, "You lose." And fucking left.
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Hrmm.....where have I heard this before....
I-chi said:
He's exceeded mine in those same terms; that is, I was expecting a slow burn of doing fuck all and blaming Trump a'la his nigger king was doing with Bush years earlier. There's barely any time for THAT, considering his handlers are working at least 8/7 to wipe the drool from his mouth and the shit from his ass just so he can comfortably rubber stamp whatever they put in front of him.

It really is a beautiful mess in motion. And it wouldn't be half as funny without all of the nigger cattle whimpering for the pounds of flesh they know god-damn well they're NEVER getting except at reduced, bi-partisan rates.
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It is, honestly. The people shocked that a neo-con acted like a cunt is amaxing.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Calvin Coolidge was great. Dude obviously didn't want to be president, fucked around, didn't give a shit and a women asked him at a dinner that she could get him to say more than five words, he commented, "You lose." And fucking left.
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Honestly Calvin Coolidge sounds like a underrated president, the more I hear about him.
 
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Terrifik said:
Here good old Zodiack killer ted cruz going off about his amendments he was trying to pass on spending bill

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Ted Cruz seems like a smart person, but the problem in this case is that no one has time to find out facts and solutions since Silicon Valley’s Big Tech corporations have made people numb trying to find the truth.

Do people really think that if everyone was a great debater and straightforward like The Zodiac Killer that Google will still NOT find ways to manipulate and distort public opinion and information by doing more “fact checking” that only benefits the “partisan warrior”?

These people still can’t handle the fact that Pepe Le Pew and Speedy Gonzales exist. IN 2021.

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Honestly Calvin Coolidge sounds like a underrated president, the more I hear about him.
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Coolidge was a man who made doing nothing popular a fashionable statement done right. Plus, he also pardoned a raccoon, too.
 
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JosephStalin said:
This has to be a joke, right?

Many years ago, President Calvin Coolidge took a nap in the Oval Office. Apparently he took naps often, not always much going on. One day he woke up and asked, "Is the country still here?" That was obviously a joke on Coolidge's part. Sadly, believe when Joe wakes up from a nap, he wonders where he is. "Where am I? How did I get here? What's going on? What happens next? Where's Mommy?" In other words, the kind of questions my kids and grandkids asked themselves at the age of four months when waking up from a nap.

Past time for the 25th. This cannot go on. Every day this poor man is in office is a disservice to himself, the country, and the world.
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I hope President Joe Biden gets blooped by a meme in Minefcraft while a cat watches me type this. AYYYYY :'(

Fuck you FBI and CIA and NSA.
 
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soy_king said:
AS much as I find the Left distasteful and seemingly hell-bent on destroying the beliefs and values that define the US, I cannot accept the idea that they are an other that needs to be destroyed. They need to be humbled, they need to be discredited, and they need to be ridiculed into the ground like what was done to the Fundamentalist Christian Right, but to argue that the US needs to engage in a civil war to preserve its greatness is remarkably short-sighted. I know you didn't call for a civil war, but that sort of thinking is sadly what leads to one.
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I'm pretty sure "broken and powerless" is a fate most of them would consider worse than death.

I mean, they are already broken and powerless but to have it confirmed would be too much.
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1. Biden probably can't get through a press conference without pissing himself. Why the Washington Post wants that confirmed is beyond me.

2. Scott Adams predicted "we would have two presidents." We seem to be up to... 5 by now?
Joe Biden.
Trump because the media can't shut up about him.
Manchin is setting domestic policy.
Harris is fielding calls from foreign leaders.
Jill Biden has to hover over Joe lest he fuck everything up.

Yeah. This is going real well.
 
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