Artcow Jiminycricketfan007 - Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket

[bigshot]

Red Hot Daddy and his teenage Princess

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

TheWizardOfOzzy sounds like one of those enablers that really gives off a creepy vibe to say the least. He's a grownass man who's rping rather suggestive stuff with people who are barely of age, if not younger (including @Derpygirl197) and faps to Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz (who I'm pretty sure is underaged). I say we look more into that cow and if there's a lot to milk from him, I say we give him a thread of his own, because quite honestly, he's a fuckin' creep to say the least.

In the meantime, @Derpygirl197, how the hell is there anything hot about Jiminy Cricket?

 

[Surtur]

@Derpygirl197 , as I pointed out earlier in the thread, you aren't bad looking, your a little geeky but lots of guys like that. What your problem is your obsession with this bug. Like, if you have problems, feel free to message me, this is what my degree is in. I can fix all sorts of shit.

Also, @DirkBloodStormKing and @RogerRabbit1988 , neither of you have room to talk, please stop troll shielding.

 

[Ravana]

"Sex with Jiminy Cricket's just like having sex with anybody. Just forget he's smaller than your thumb and is a cricket".

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wonder if she uses Cricket Wireless.

 

[Colress]

woman just... stop. if you can't turn off the computer, go to other sites. stop coming here. it doesn't matter what you've been through. as long as you keep acting stupid and airing stupid shit, you will keep being made fun of. we don't care about your past unless you can be made fun of for it. so just stop coming here.

 

[AnOminous]

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

I'm not a rude person once you actually talk to me I'm nothing like WoggleBugLover she is more worse she is in her 30's I'm only 18 Im still considered young

So you can see that WBL is "worse."

Well, you are only 12 years away from being WoggleBugLover. That's you if you don't change.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yo @Derpygirl197,

What's up with the Jim Crow plush? Like do you not know that the character is insanely racist? Do you just conveniently avoid that fact? I'm just baffled by this.

 

[VJ 343]

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

I'm not a rude person once you actually talk to me I'm nothing like WoggleBugLover she is more worse she is in her 30's I'm only 18 Im still considered young

WoggleBugLoveProductions literally said the same thing. Her fixation was also a minor character who "needed more limelight".

I want to know about your alvinolagnia (belly fetish). When did it start? Why is the belly an area of the body you find intimate? why are you only fixated on 'firm' bellies when a fat, round belly that is hard implies illness?

Also have you been attracted to other characters from fictional media prior? What attracted you to them?

 

[creamyfanta]

TheWizardOfOzzy sounds like one of those enablers that really gives off a creepy vibe to say the least. He's a grownass man who's rping rather suggestive stuff with people who are barely of age, if not younger (including @Derpygirl197) and faps to Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz (who I'm pretty sure is underaged). I say we look more into that cow and if there's a lot to milk from him, I say we give him a thread of his own, because quite honestly, he's a fuckin' creep to say the least.

In the meantime, @Derpygirl197, how the hell is there anything hot about Jiminy Cricket?

Do it. That guy is a fucking creep

 

[Linako 2.0]

Just fucking leave me alone!!! I am sick of the bullying you people don't even know me!! You don't know what I have been through. I don't desserve this crap!!!!

My grandma used to say "Make fame, go to sleep". also something about first impressions. make that if you will.

 

[Funnybone]

What always baffles me is when lolcows can't see how weird their shit is and get upset when people point out the weird shit. I guess it's the 'tism.
Just don't pretend your shit isn't weird-- that's just, er, enabling yourself- I think?
It's not like you're hurting anyone with this stuff-- just providing people with lols-- but hot damn you are hurting yourself if you think any of this shit is healthy and justifiable because of your mental condition. This can't replace human contact, no matter how 'heartbroken' you are.
Mental illness should not be an excuse to not try to live a healthy existence-- unless you're so far gone that all you do is eat your own shit and stab people or something. Which is not your case.
Oh and like what others said, run away and never return to this place.

Spoiler: I think you'd listen to this guy

I don't know who 'rain' is but I'm too lazy to make a meme

 

[DN 420]

@Derpygirl197 welcome to the Farms! I'm too desensitized to think your crush on a cricket is weird so I hope you stay and become part of the community.

 

[Ravana]

So you can see that WBL is "worse."

Well, you are only 12 years away from being WoggleBugLover. That's you if you don't change.

It's like the Ghost of Christmas Future over here.

 

[Arkangel]

I hope @Derpygirl197 understands that no one here wishes her any ill will and are only interested in discussion.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I hope @Derpygirl197 understands that no one here wishes her any ill will and are only interested in discussion.

The question is does she even understand the internet, and how your behavior never really fades from history?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

@Derpygirl197 , as I pointed out earlier in the thread, you aren't bad looking, your a little geeky but lots of guys like that. What your problem is your obsession with this bug. Like, if you have problems, feel free to message me, this is what my degree is in. I can fix all sorts of shit.

Bro she's not gonna fuck you. You have four legs too few.

 

[Varis]

I think one good IRL dicking would snap her right out of this shit.

Nope. Speaking from experience.

I feel a little sorry for the cricket fan and the way she discovered this thread. I don't like to think that we are deliberately mean, we just observe people with strange interests and have a little giggle. Having a crush on a fictional character is certainly not uncommon, but it's always going to be considered unusual. (Pro-tip: life will be easier if you learn to laugh at yourself.)

@Derpygirl197 , where did you get that huge Jiminy plush toy? That is kind of awesome.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Do you suppose she draws more suggestive art of her and Jiminy? Like, her giving him a "little whistle", if you catch my drift?

...Wow, that was horrible, and I should feel bad....

Are you asking because you want there to be?

 

[Malady Twigs]

Of all potentially attractive male Disney characters, she had to attach herself to Jiminy Cricket.

What's with these women and their attraction to the least appealing of Disney characters? First, John Silver, then Timon, and now Jiminy Cricket?

Like, really? Jiminy Cricket. I can understand being "attracted" to him in a non-romantic, non-sexual way. He's a cool little guy, always giving good advice, and he's kind of an adorable little thing, but, THIS? He is the kind of character that makes you go "ugh my childhood" whenever you see erotic/romantic art of, really.

No offense, but, dear Lord, just, no.