Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

If you really had to who would you sex?


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I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.
 

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I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

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i assumed this was a copypasta, but i can't find it anywhere. is this shit sincere?
 
TBF this is a poll of redditors.

Real talk though, dunno reddit's demographics, but this is possibly just showing that respondents are mostly below 24, then again, this is a poll of redditors! Does being a redditor make one a virgin, or does being a virgin make one a redditor? Perhaps it's both; an inescapable cycle. Sad.
 
I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

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Have you considered fucking one of those fat chicks? Sounds like you have plenty of options to lose the V.
 
I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

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This is kiwi farms not your blog. That said stop swiping right on every woman on tinder because tinders algorithmn takes note of that and think you're either a bot or a sex pest
 
Have you considered fucking one of those fat chicks? Sounds like you have plenty of options to lose the V.
No he doesn't, even repulsive fat chicks aren't going to fuck somebody like this.
Do you really think women have any groundbreaking knowledge or intelligence? Lies and the truth mean nothing to them. A lie to them can be just as valid as concrete truth because ultimately, it doesn't matter to them unless it benefits them. They have no problem with murder, genocide and crime as long as her man is the one doing it. If she says otherwise, she's lying.

They're dumb as rocks and should be treated the same way in which you would treat a child. You have to treat them like that or they will turn on you because it is in their nature to turn on weak men that can't protect them. You must always have complete control over them and with this control, you then can impose your ideology, morals, politics, etc. onto her and she will follow you like a lost puppy doing whatever you say and she will enjoy doing it.

Under no circumstance should you ever voluntarily give leverage to a female over you or else she will destroy you. Never show weakness, never tell them your true feelings or your emotional quirks or you will be tossed aside like the little simp bitch you are.

"Woman is the nigger of the world" -John Lennon (every society treats women like niggers because in a sense, they're just like low IQ niggers)
 
6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point.
lol fat
nah that's not true, fat guys get laid all the time
even repulsive fat chicks aren't going to fuck somebody like this.
disagree, they'd do it but he's too afraid to talk to them
ESPECIALLY since he isn't looking for a heifer with a heart of gold
 
the icing on the cake is the SS of the tinder profile of a hot chick he didn't match with. obviously inspired that rant.
Imagine writing out a guide on how to dominate and utterly control the inferior females and bend them to your will, and then admitting you're in tears every night over being an incel virgin.
 
This is kiwi farms not your blog.
Spot. Ever notice how these feckless cum-shedders always, ALWAYS think the whole world needs to know their pathetic life story?

Brighter minds than mine might suggest this is all part of their narcissistic traits, including their belief that they have a right to be fucked.
 
I have a question.
Since there probably some incel experts in here.
Is the incel to troon pipeline real? How does it work?
Incels are more likely to become transgendered but only because incels are just more likely to enjoy anime than non-incels, and watching anime eventually and invariably turns all men into paedophile trannies.
 
No he doesn't, even repulsive fat chicks aren't going to fuck somebody like this.
I wouldn't even touch a fat girl. When I was younger, my fat neighbor tried to take my mana and we did cuddle and she did make me cum in my underwear just by cuddling, but I told her to piss off the next day before ever having sex with her because she was obese. No way am I going to stoop as low as fucking a fat chick that doesn't even have the common courtesy of not being a landwhale that is repulsive.

lol fat
nah that's not true, fat guys get laid all the time

disagree, they'd do it but he's too afraid to talk to them
ESPECIALLY since he isn't looking for a heifer with a heart of gold
95% of fat guys don't get laid. The only exceptions are wealthy fat guys, guys that have been with their wife for a long time, and the fat guys with a stellar loving personality. Those guys are the exception though.

the icing on the cake is the SS of the tinder profile of a hot chick he didn't match with. obviously inspired that rant.
I provided that SS of the tinder profile of that girl because she is one of the few that actually admit she has no morals by saying "It's okay if you're mean, just be nice to me lmao...". She also isn't "hot" LMAO. If you think she's hot, you're definitely a thirsty incel.
I have a question.
Since there probably some incel experts in here.
Is the incel to troon pipeline real? How does it work?
Yes, some incels do become trannies because they look better as a girl than a guy. Look up "taftaj", an incel that got no pussy and would have stayed a virgin forever, now has thousands of thirsty guys orbiting him in his discord and gets thousands of upvotes on reddit for being a pretty girl.

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I wouldn't even touch a fat girl. When I was younger, my fat neighbor tried to take my mana and we did cuddle and she did make me cum in my underwear just by cuddling, but I told her to piss off the next day before ever having sex with her because she was obese. No way am I going to stoop as low as fucking a fat chick that doesn't even have the common courtesy of not being a landwhale that is repulsive.
she is going to have ten-thousand times the sex you are, alongside the fat guys of the world. you mixed up the +/-: 95% of fat guys get laid because they don't shoot above what they can get

whereas you sound like a real champ. must be a looker, suave voice, great degree, a stellar car, a killer hobby - oh, or maybe you're just working on all of those, the model mensch every woman should want. right? that or you're a loser trying to shoot for winners while refusing to get on the winning side

just remember to host your manifesto on some other website before you link it to the farms, don't host it here
 
she is going to have ten-thousand times the sex you are, alongside the fat guys of the world. you mixed up the +/-: 95% of fat guys get laid because they don't shoot above what they can get

whereas you sound like a real champ. must be a looker, suave voice, great degree, a stellar car, a killer hobby - oh, or maybe you're just working on all of those, the model mensch every woman should want. right? that or you're a loser trying to shoot for winners while refusing to get on the winning side

just remember to host your manifesto on some other website before you link it to the farms, don't host it here
Everyone laugh at the simp
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