Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This is true. The problem with a democracy (or really any place with a plurality of people) is that you either A) convert them to your ideas, B) Leave each other alone or C) Jail or kill them. If Ellis and other Progs just wanted to fortify California as a paradise of progressive values and leave others alone that would be one thing, but they all pretty consistently have an imperialist streak that they don't acknowledge where they get really batty at the idea of someone out there in the hinterlands not agreeing with them; no doubt causing violence to some pet minority group. It's not enough that you can walk through New York, the most culturally important place since the hill where Christ was crucified, and see Drag Kids on billboards. They've got to go through the rust belt flipping over rocks to find bigotry and destroy it.

And of course they don't want to jail them, maintain destructive economic policies, mock epidemics of suicide or prescription drug use, etc. But their violence just made them do it. If only they agreed to mass availability of puberty blockers and open borders things could be different.

Ellis just won't admit that she has this imperialist tendency, like most Progs. The one thing Moviebob is honest with himself about is his desire to see his enemies driven before him. Ellis may not think she wants people dead, but if you could take her entire political worldview and shrink it down to a microcosm of a town and ask her "On willow street a cadre of white nationalists live. They're kinda' sketch but don't really bother anyone. What should we do?" and she had authority to do something, I have no doubt she would insist on doing something to fuck with them, at the very least. Progs can't just leave people alone.
The left basically want Hunger Games IRL. They want to be the capital shitstains who live high on the hog, as decadent elites while the rabble, the red state middle americans are basically full on enslaved and can be killed for bullshit reasons/shits and giggles and where the elites pass evil laws like banning hunting for food, because fuck starving families who have to kill wild game to avoid starvation.
 
I don't get the shot at Adult Swim. Most of the people who get shows on there are hipster douchebags like him. Sam Hyde is the obvious exception. These aren't the type of people who hangout on a frozen lake and ice fish for winter recreation.
Bob's metaphors are very idiosyncratic (autistic). Of late he is obsessed with the "fake working class" -- e.g. people to travelled to Capitol on private jets to join the protests. I think in his fat-clogged brain, he imagines a Adult Swim contract = made it big = rich.

This is what happens when all your yardsticks come from pop culture.
 
Bob's metaphors are very idiosyncratic (autistic). Of late he is obsessed with the "fake working class" -- e.g. people to travelled to Capitol on private jets to join the protests. I think in his fat-clogged brain, he imagines a Adult Swim contract = made it big = rich.
And 'rich' always means possessing a theoretical sum of liquid cash described as 'a lot'. 'A lot' means 'enough for me to take it from you and use it for myself without feeling bad'.
 
Bob's metaphors are very idiosyncratic (autistic). Of late he is obsessed with the "fake working class" -- e.g. people to travelled to Capitol on private jets to join the protests. I think in his fat-clogged brain, he imagines a Adult Swim contract = made it big = rich.

This is what happens when all your yardsticks come from pop culture.
And 'rich' always means possessing a theoretical sum of liquid cash described as 'a lot'. 'A lot' means 'enough for me to take it from you and use it for myself without feeling bad'.
Considering that Bob's own spending habits are so fucking poor that $4,000 a month on Patreon still means he's stuck in a basement apartment, he probably sees someone who works a blue collar job yet is smart enough to have put away savings to buy a plane ticket to DC to be "fake working class" and therefore "rich."
 
I don't know where the hell the "adult swim" contract thing came from. Sam Hyde? It certainly doesn't make you a millionaire to work with Adult Swim. Many people who used to work for them ended up homeless or in poverty.
Wasn't that the Frylok VA who got screwed out of royalties and was almost living on the street?
 
Considering that Bob's own spending habits are so fucking poor that $4,000 a month on Patreon still means he's stuck in a basement apartment, he probably sees someone who works a blue collar job yet is smart enough to have put away savings to buy a plane ticket to DC to be "fake working class" and therefore "rich."
I should note that flying is considered a luxury if you are blue collar. Most blue collar families tend to drive if they have to go long distances, because plane tickets cost money and airports aren't everywhere; sometimes you have to go 50-100 miles out of town to find a nearest airport (and endure several stop-overs/switching planes to get to your destination) and even then, go through the hoops of ordering tickets by phone or online and getting them mailed to you or going through middleman vacation travel agencies that arrange that shit.

To be able to fly anywhere is to be middle class or above, since only the middle class can afford the luxury of putting their car into a long term parking garage at an airport for 3-5 days fly back and forth without any real worry about losing one's job since only middle class jobs tend to allow people the leyway to actually travel on a whim.
 
Don't kid yourself. I can imagine Bob being very intimidating in real life. First of all, while we can quibble about his size, he's definitely a big boy: just look at how he towers over Anita in the infamous hoverhand pic. Second, and more pertinently, when he's not wearing sunglasses he looks crazier than a shithouse rat. There's something very off about his facial expressions and demeanor (and at this point I take it as a given that he's on the spectrum somewhere). Add to that his obvious anger control issues, and I can definitely see him menacing some poor mayonnaise ghoul who doesn't know any better.

I'm sure he's got a glass jaw, too, and any real fight would end up with him squealing like a pig in a wallow, but I could see people crossing the street to avoid him.
I suspect most people would cross the street to avoid his undoubtedly foul stench.
It's amazing how a guy who believes he's the ultimate free-thinker has some of the most ingrained, seething "NPC brainwashing" on twitter. He genuinely has no opinion outside of the party's and to show he's such a good boy he makes sure all of his absolute, virtuous opinions are cranked up to 11.
It's actually scary to see someone with such a lack of self-awareness without a legitimate mental illness as an excuse.
It depends on if you consider cognitive impairment to be a mental illness. Bobert is a retard of some kind, I just don't know precisely WHICH kind.
 
I get the feeling that Bob was the kind of guy that the actual geeks went out of their way to avoid being associated with.
Replace ”geeks” with ”everyone” and you're right on the money.
TBF to Chippa, they're cooking on a hotplate because they're doing a (long-overdue) house renovation.
And they still e-beg for ”essential medicine” while doing that renovation.

Shameless.
I think of it being a case of Bob unleashing a 4 minute tirade of invective against his Eeeebil RepubliKKKan Boss (tm) that ended with a declaration about how "his kind" would one day get their revenge against obsoletes and religious whackjobs who hold the country back....!
He got angry at his boss because his boss wouldn't let him be euphoric about The Passion of the Christ on a show they did together.
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What is he even trying to say?
I don't get the shot at Adult Swim.
It reminds me of CWC's attempt to make ”Adult Swim” an adjective.
 
Don't kid yourself. I can imagine Bob being very intimidating in real life. First of all, while we can quibble about his size, he's definitely a big boy: just look at how he towers over Anita in the infamous hoverhand pic. Second, and more pertinently, when he's not wearing sunglasses he looks crazier than a shithouse rat. There's something very off about his facial expressions and demeanor (and at this point I take it as a given that he's on the spectrum somewhere). Add to that his obvious anger control issues, and I can definitely see him menacing some poor mayonnaise ghoul who doesn't know any better.

I'm sure he's got a glass jaw, too, and any real fight would end up with him squealing like a pig in a wallow, but I could see people crossing the street to avoid him.
He's 6'2. Big, but not a giant, he towers over Sarkeesian because she's a hobbit. And he doesn't exactly look athletic, no matter what Blobbo claims for himself.
 
There was a whiff of this in his initial attempts to frame Linday's tactical nuke as "feeling borderline gaslit," and he only backed off that language when he saw how outraged her fans and (actual) colleagues were by it. I can only imagine what he says about it in private.

Bob probably wishes so badly he could talk shit about Lindsay on twitter, but according to his own philosophy she's a "bad target".
 
It's been about a month plus for Chris' renovations, right? Which seemed to just be kitchen and an additional bathroom. Where I live they would have been completed by then. But we pay for competency and not illegals rough cutting everything twice.
Mild powerlevel, but a buddy of mine recently renovated and what was supposed to be a quick and simple job became much more difficult when they discovered that his grandpa had been doing weird electrical and plumbing repairs himself when he had owned it. What had started as an island and a second sink became an entire saga of ripping up the house to find dangerous and/or illegal patch work.

I'm not a contractor to fully understand that, but I do hope the Chippas found some unexpected surprises in the construction of their home.
 
Mild powerlevel, but a buddy of mine recently renovated and what was supposed to be a quick and simple job became much more difficult when they discovered that his grandpa had been doing weird electrical and plumbing repairs himself when he had owned it. What had started as an island and a second sink became an entire saga of ripping up the house to find dangerous and/or illegal patch work.

I'm not a contractor to fully understand that, but I do hope the Chippas found some unexpected surprises in the construction of their home.
IIRC the house is quite old, built in the late 1930 or so. That you'll find shit that shouldn't be there is almost a given.
 
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