Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

As far as I recall, this isn't the first time people tried coming for the fastest mouse in Mexico. Like 5-15 years ago I read news that a loud minority of Mexicans wanted him gone, because of "offenive stereotypes" or whatever they called it back then. A huuuuge number of Hispanics came to Speedy's defense and said he is a good role model, is funny, and A JOKE.

I seriously hope spics keep being relatively sane in the world of wokeness. I

Don't hold your breath on that, though. Wokeness is all the rage in Latin America, or at least it's loud enough for it to be taken seriously by more and more companies and governments, while everybody else releases a collective groan and that's it.
For instance, here in Brazil one can no longer put pretty women on beer ads, because it's sexist. They are also reviewing names that are considered "racist", like pretty much anything with the world "black" on it, such as the local idiom "things are black", a way to say things are going wrong.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The only reason that Harry and Meghan aren't more embarrassing than Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson is that there's no Hitler around for them to fawn over. Also, Harry is exploiting the public's sympathy and nostalgia for his dead mother worse than Liza Minelli used to do with Judy Garland.

Markle is such an obvious gold-digging whore that it's amazing anyone would simp for her. But Bob can't resist mixed-race elitist pussy.

What makes the two of them so fucking annoying is how they go onto every single media program to declare how they won't be playing the same game his mother did with the media.

I understand being in the public spotlight has to suck. But those who really do hate it tend to just walk away from it all and not spend their time going on platforms that give them more exposure. It's almost as if they are actually attention whores who want to milk idiots into giving them sympathy.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Seeing how the cancel culture mob just put out a hit on Speedy Gonzales, I wonder how long it will take for Bob to comment on the fact that the character has supposedly always been racist while ignoring the huge Hispanic fanbase Speedy has.

I'd argue Speedy has never been racist, he's just dated now. His dress style and character more reflected the experience and culture of 1940s Mexico than modern times. /tips fedora+sargon chuckle.

 

[TowinKarz]

Yeah, it'd be much better if he was a latino gang-banger or corrupt official in the pocket of the Narcos....

Wait, what?

Gee, it's almost like they're trying to make him as harmless and offensive as possible, as to not be insensitive.... but we KNOW that can't be the case. ALL 'ethnic' cartoons only exist to perpetuate global white supremacy after all...

 

[MirrorNoir]

I'm not sure on that, but there are plenty of others who Adult Swim have fucked over in the past. One of the most notable examples is C. Martin Croker, animator and voice of Zorak and Moltar (and other early Adult Swim characters). Despite being one of the people who helped to build Adult Swim from the ground up, he was pretty much cast aside in the mid 00's, barely given even token work for years. The tributes to him after his death ring hollow in that light.

You've also got Dino Stamatopolous; the higher-ups wanted a darker season 3 for Moral Orel, and when they got exactly what they asked for, they cut down their order by multiple episodes and canceled any future seasons, preventing Dino from fully exploring the concepts he wanted to. Brendan Small got fucked over with Metalocalypse's final season, leaving its story unresolved almost a decade later; never mind that they produced the highest-selling death metal albms of all time, it still got the axe. And of course, we have the most recent example with the cancellation of The Venture Bros. for no discernible reason other than new management unable to see the value in it despite its often glacial production schedule. And that's without getting into the whole Sam Hyde thing.

I guess this is pretty off-topic at this point, but to bring it back to Blobbo's "burn," modern Adult Swim is not the sort of place that would greenlight a show from the Mayo Ghouls anymore, if it ever was. If you have the right ideology (and often the right skin color too), it doesn't matter how shit your idea is, you're golden. Look at the abomination that is Lazor Wulf to see my point.

Smalls fucked over Smalls

Lazzo and Smalls fought over the direction of the show from day one: Smalls wanted 10 minute show that was 2-3 minutes of boundary pushing gore, 1 minute of music, 1 minute plot exposition, and 4-5 minutes of a corny god-awful kids jokes dragged out until the joke was dead and defiled. Lazzo wanted something more; he wanted Metalocalypse to be like Venture Brothers with a myth arc and detailed character studies and Smalls had no fucking intention of going anything deeper than graphic violence and poo-poo jokes.

Lazzo, to his eternal regret in terms of never living it down from his superiors up the Warner food chain, gave Smalls a deal for Metalocaylpse's music that basically let Smalls keep ALL of the cash he made off of them. Warner didn't see a dime from those top selling albums and they never forgave or forgot that Smalls got that sweetheart deal. All Smalls had to do was follow through with the plot and pay it off and he'd have gotten his tour movie and all of the seasons he wanted. But he fought Lazzo every step of the way and actively resented him and then finally, when the show was canceled and him given an hour/four episodes to wrap shit up, ended up pulling a troll on par with Lynch's Fire Walks With Me and produced a glorified season finale that ignored all of the major plotlines save for the one (Toki's kidnapping) that he couldn't ignore and ended with no closer and even more questions unanswered (Murderface apparently being possessed). So Lazzo said enough and told Smalls to fuck off.

Also, Venture Brothers (along with several other shows) were canceled because AT&T demands that all shows now have to exclusively stream on HBO Max and Venture Brothers and other shows like Mike Tyson Mysteries are locked down into contracts with Hulu that have to be ridden out until they expire.

 

[TowinKarz]

Also, Venture Brothers (along with several other shows) were canceled because AT&T demands that all shows now have to exclusively stream on HBO Max and Venture Brothers and other shows like Mike Tyson Mysteries are locked down into contracts with Hulu that have to be ridden out until they expire.

And this is why we can't have nice things...

I hope the streaming era is dead before it takes off and relegated to "Dumb things in TV history" with an epitaph that reads "Turns out people may have hated packaged cable, but, they hated the idea of individual channel subscriptions even more" for how they're absolutely ruining the few unruined things TV had going for it...

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Imagine being in the life of luxury and having anything you ever wanted - And you complain that your family "Might" be racist thinking it will draw some sort of sympathy or moral understanding with commoners and the poor.

Really think about it.

I'm pretty sure the yellow page press is having a huge joy boner about that shit, while the rest of the planet (aka 99,9999%) just doesn't give a fuck about His Royal Highness' The Prince of Soycuck and the Princess of Woke.

I'm a pretty royalist guy.

My opinion is that either you're a member of the Royal Family in which case you don't bitch about the press and people allegedly making racist remarks, or you're not, in which case you don't act as if you are and don't call yourself the Duke of Sussex. If Harry Windsor doesn't want to call himself a royal, he's welcome to that, but he should be known as Harry Windsor.

It never was a good idea when British Royalty married an American woman, they should have learned their lesson the first time.
The UK should have made a law that prohibits Royalty marrying from "overseas" after the Wallis Simpson - Edward VIII shitshow tbh.

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

I'm pretty sure the yellow page press is having a huge joy boner about that shit, while the rest of the planet (aka 99,9999%) just doesn't give a fuck about His Royal Highness' The Prince of Soycuck and the Princess of Woke.

True.
That said, it will probably be talked about longer and lead to greater controversy than one of royals being a nonce.

 

[EnemyStand]

I'm pretty sure the yellow page press is having a huge joy boner about that shit, while the rest of the planet (aka 99,9999%) just doesn't give a fuck about His Royal Highness' The Prince of Soycuck and the Princess of Woke.

It never was a good idea when British Royalty married an American woman, they should have learned their lesson the first time.
The UK should have made a law that prohibits Royalty marrying from "overseas" after the Wallis Simpson - Edward VIII shitshow tbh.

Speaking as a Yankee who actively dislikes the idea of royalty and doesn't understand my fellow countrymen's fascination with a government our founders booted out for a reason, I hate the idea of someone's traditions being destroyed by some uppity, virtue signaling cunt even more. When you marry into a family, your spouse's family becomes yours. Doesn't matter if it's the Queen of England or Lydia Jebson, if you can't try to at least get along with your spouse's family you have caused your marriage to fail. I think what's getting to me about this is how people treat marriage anymore.

On topic, Bob is corpulent and I would not be caught in flagrante delicto with him.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Super Straight was trending on Twitter. A hashtag for the sexuality of only dating cis people of the opposite gender, using the language and arguments of LGBT+. It even has it's own flag, but troons superphobes are not happy, Bob included.

On the one hand, I have a song for this:

On the other hand, this is clearly Bob taking offence on the behalf of others (yet again) because you're more likely to find an iceberg in Death Valley than Bob is to find someone, ANYONE, willing to have sex with him.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

True.
That said, it will probably be talked about longer and lead to greater controversy than one of royals being a nonce.

It's been a long way down for him from missions in the Falklands War to Royalty nonce. It's a shame honestly.

 

[Positron]

The photos that are "his":



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[Chad Holdenford]

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1. Wasn't that supposed to be 2000? Anyways, you're gonna waste your checks in expensive booze and bullshit anyways, so don't act like it's gonna save your life, you fat shit.

2. Wow, dude. you found out something everyone and their dogs already knew. Except we not only knew that, we found it funny because of its absurd situation. No one, not even the most gullible kids, saw Pepe Le Pew and said "Now this is how I charm the ladies". More proof Chris and his surroundings are either dumb as bricks or incredibly disingenuous.

 

[blablabla]

so the trannies will probably go after my boy johhny bravo now
waiting for the shittas hot takes about how hard is to no creep women despite the fact that they look like the cannibal inbred with trash retards hicks from the texas chainsaw massacre

 

[make_it_so]

And this is why we can't have nice things...

I hope the streaming era is dead before it takes off and relegated to "Dumb things in TV history" with an epitaph that reads "Turns out people may have hated packaged cable, but, they hated the idea of individual channel subscriptions even more" for how they're absolutely ruining the few unruined things TV had going for it...

A random thought occurred to me recently: The rise of all the studios trying to launch their own streaming platforms reminds me of back in the early 90's when Warner Brothers, Paramount, and Fox all tried launching their own broadcast TV networks. Each wanted to have their own exclusive content that they didn't have to license out to the other networks, sometimes trying to pull previously syndicated shows onto the network exclusively. Oh, and if your cable carrier doesn't have those networks? Tough shit.

You'll note of course that of those three, only Fox's venture still remains in any recognizable form. I'm wondering if we might see something similar happen within the next decade.

(And as an aside: Paramount+ damn better not try to take Star Trek off of Amazon Prime - I'm not signing up for another streaming service.)

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You know, even when it's not their own dumb hot takes, the Chipman Bros.' choice in retweets still make me MATI.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Speaking as a Yankee who actively dislikes the idea of royalty and doesn't understand my fellow countrymen's fascination with a government our founders booted out for a reason, I hate the idea of someone's traditions being destroyed by some uppity, virtue signaling cunt even more. When you marry into a family, your spouse's family becomes yours. Doesn't matter if it's the Queen of England or Lydia Jebson, if you can't try to at least get along with your spouse's family you have caused your marriage to fail. I think what's getting to me about this is how people treat marriage anymore.

Agreed

On topic, Bob is corpulent and I would not be caught in flagrante delicto with him.

Nobody wants to and that's exactly Bob's problem. If someone would fuck him at least even once maybe it would take the pressure of off both his brain and his balls and he wouldn't spout as much bullshit on Twatter to begin with.

 

[TowinKarz]

A random thought occurred to me recently: The rise of all the studios trying to launch their own streaming platforms reminds me of back in the early 90's when Warner Brothers, Paramount, and Fox all tried launching their own broadcast TV networks. Each wanted to have their own exclusive content that they didn't have to license out to the other networks, sometimes trying to pull previously syndicated shows onto the network exclusively. Oh, and if your cable carrier doesn't have those networks? Tough shit.

"Where do you think we go when we die?"

"Well, I learned in Church that if you're good, you'll go to Heaven. But if you're bad, you'll go to a place so awful, you'll wish for death. But death will never come....."

"UPN?"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is Bobby aware about Scream 5 coming out next year? I would love to see how he’s going to review the latest entry from a franchise that he feels bullied by, unless they go the “woke” route.

 

[EnemyStand]

Nobody wants to and that's exactly Bob's problem. If someone would fuck him at least even once maybe it would take the pressure of off both his brain and his balls and he wouldn't spout as much bullshit on Twatter to begin with.

That's an interesting point. Bob is a textbook chronic malcontent: he's dissatisfied with everything in life. Would he still be that way if he had engaged in sexual intercourse? Personally, I think yes. Chronic malcontents are ungrateful. Even if a woman would be willing to have sex with him, he'd still find something to bitch about. Keep in mind, his problems with the world are legion AND varied. Satisfaction would be a poison to everything he's "worked" for. It's like the most destructive sunk-cost fallacy in existence. And the sad part is this: if the malcontents of the world would relax and allow themselves to feel contentment, they may experience the happiness they feel oh so entitled to.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Speaking as a Yankee who actively dislikes the idea of royalty and doesn't understand my fellow countrymen's fascination with a government our founders booted out for a reason,

Americans are fascinated by monarchy because they see democracy's flaws all the time. It's the same way how a rich man impresses everyone except his butler, who sees his flaws every day. That, and there's no shortage of Americans who read stories, watch TV shows, and play video games that involve monarchs in one way or another, and many monarchs both fictional and real impress many Americans, so they start wondering how much better off the country would be had the founding fathers not rebelled against George III, or had they placed a crown on the head of one of their own.

I hate the idea of someone's traditions being destroyed by some uppity, virtue signaling cunt even more. When you marry into a family, your spouse's family becomes yours. Doesn't matter if it's the Queen of England or Lydia Jebson, if you can't try to at least get along with your spouse's family you have caused your marriage to fail. I think what's getting to me about this is how people treat marriage anymore.

Marriage for most people today is just prostitution with a legal license. Some don't even have kids, and out of those who do want kids, not that many of them wish to adhere to old-world family values where your family was quite literally your tribe. You don't sell them out, and if you do, you deserve to get kicked out of the club.

On topic, Bob is corpulent and I would not be caught in flagrante delicto with him.

Any idiot who's dumb enough to be in bed with him will be as flat as a goomba stomped on by Mario come the next morning.