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Congratulations Kevin, in just a little more than a year you've managed to have a thread about you grow faster than most other lolcows which have been documented here for far longer. For perspective at this rate we're going to surpass the Boogie thread which is 7 times as old as this thread.
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Damn everyday the tranch is starting to resemble plot of Far Cry 5.

The game takes place in Hope County Westcliffe, a fictional region of Montana Colorado, United States. The main story revolves around the Project at Eden's Gate Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a doomsday cult that has taken over the county at the command of its charismatic and powerful leader, Joseph Seed Phillip Logue. Players control an unnamed junior deputy sheriff who becomes trapped in Hope County Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and must work alongside factions of a resistance to liberate the county from the despotic rule of the Seeds and Eden's Gate AM HOLE. Gameplay focuses on combat and exploration; players battle enemy soldiers and dangerous wildlife using a wide array of weapons. The game features many elements found in role-playing games, such as a branching storyline and side quests. The game also features a map editor, a co-operative multiplayer mode, and a competitive multiplayer mode.

For legal reasons everything mentioned above is totally fictional and this is for all intents and purposes a joke
 
FOR FRONTPAGE PEOPLE

Just an FYI, Kevin is the most stereotypical and hateful depiction of a Trans person and Kevin relishes in it.

However another interesting fact is that Kevin lives on a post-op trans only ranch in CO and they are all equally insane, stereotypical trans "lesbian women", but recently they are on "high alert" because of a death threat someone made to a news station that interviewed them. They have been patrolling the ranch 24/7 aiming their guns at passers by to turn them into "compost", no one has been killed yet but the week is still young.

They have not provided any evidence that there lives are in danger and its believed that they are milking this for GoFundMe money as they have racked up record donations because of this.
I wanted to mention this as recently the ranch has come into conversation more then Kevin because of this.

Welcome, honestly your in for a ride.
pardon the autism/Islam, but the ranch has no bottom surgery requirements. At least a couple Tranchers still have dicks in varying levels of intactness.
 
We don't want loans, you jackass! We just want gibs!!
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1368965985491775488 (Archive)
 
So this is where the alpacas corpses go?
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Oh good, I'm sure that the poor people over at Mission Wolf really love being dragged into this spergfest. Especially Bonnie suggesting they'd make a good dump site for when one of the trannies snaps and murders some innocent passerby because they're so horny to shoot someone.
 
Oh good, I'm sure that the poor people over at Mission Wolf really love being dragged into this spergfest. Especially Bonnie suggesting they'd make a good dump site for when one of the trannies snaps and murders some innocent passerby because they're so horny to shoot someone.
Can't larp as women right and they certainly can't properly threaten to disappear people, either. :story:

Seriously tho. Canines are shit at helping dispose of bodies, especially with how they scatter and drag out bones/clothing.
-Leave that wolf haven alone and go fuck with the pigfarmers, boys.
 
With whatever little decency they have left at least they won't take out a loan they have no intention of paying back.

Just saying Kevin and friends could totally take this person's money and run. I mean they've already left a massive wake of other people scorned already, what's one more person. And besides no one would ever go after them or hold them accountable.

All Kevin has to say is, "Sorry as vulnerable trans women the situation is getting worse and we can't pay back any loans at the moment💕💕💕". That or accuse them of being a fascist and block them when they ask for their money back.

Do it Kevin, fleece this moron out of their money. If they were dumb enough to trust you with money they deserve what happens to them. Think of all the Transformers you can buy.
 
pardon the autism/Islam, but the ranch has no bottom surgery requirements. At least a couple Tranchers still have dicks in varying levels of intactness.
No worries. Morbid curiosity is our cross to bear. Somebody has to keep track of this shit.

I was beginning to think genital mutilation was a prerequisite for permanent residency at the tranch. Any idea of how many people actually live there and how many of them still have their penises/testicles? Are there any biological women on the place?

Since we've recently id'd Phil, Paul, and Jarrod, I decided to compile some info on Jen.
Twitter: Norintha
Nsfw Twitter: ADirtyTrans
Jen's Am Hole:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Jenwrites
Stories: https://write.beach.city/norintha/

Father:
-born in 1932 in North Carolina, 50 years old when Jen was born
-died years ago
-Army vet
-first and middle name probably "Albert Harlan"

Mother:
-born 1940, 41 years old when Jen was born,
-"shook one of her kids to death", but they were living on a military base and the investigation was cancelled when dad got transferred to Alaska from Tennessee
-"child rapist"
-"blew a cop to get good marks on a check up on me after getting the cops called for beating me in public"
-removed iud to conceive Jen as way to punish husband
-no contact with Jen since 2011, who told her to "choke on a bowl of salted dog dicks and die in a fire"

-6 total kids, Jen the youngest, "nice sister" committed suicide, another shaken to death?, "shit lord brother" locked Jen in cages

Jen:
-37/38 years old
-from rural North Carolina outside Asheville, possibly Weaverville
-knew he was trans since before he could speak after enjoying getting toenails painted
-diagnosed "neurodiverse", autistic
-electrical engineering degree from Western Carolina University
-sex worker
-multiple suicide attempts
-"psych meds"
-came out as trans +-2010
-am hole installed May 19, 2015 at UCSF
-also lived in Arkansas and Sacramento, California
-moved to the tranch late-2018
That’s some pretty serious acreage between the amhole and the butthole. Like anatomically impossible in real female human beings. Does Guinness list a record for world’s largest taint?
 
I'd love nothing more than for the Yemeni guy to be an infiltrator of some sort. The threat is coming from inside the am hole!

Alternatively, it's my head canon that Yemeni guy is the "special friend" Kevin keeps vaguecooming about, and can barely keep it under wraps... so the threat really is in the am hole!
Got my noggin joggin - if he really does glow the chances of tranny Waco get higher.
 
No worries. Morbid curiosity is our cross to bear. Somebody has to keep track of this shit.

I was beginning to think genital mutilation was a prerequisite for permanent residency at the tranch. Any idea of how many people actually live there and how many of them still have their penises/testicles? Are there any biological women on the place?
There are absolutely no biological women on that place. None. Not one. They hate them a lot, and I'm sure any bio woman's danger sensor starts going off within a mile of the place.
 
No worries. Morbid curiosity is our cross to bear. Somebody has to keep track of this shit.

I was beginning to think genital mutilation was a prerequisite for permanent residency at the tranch. Any idea of how many people actually live there and how many of them still have their penises/testicles? Are there any biological women on the place?
Both Penny and Bonnie had their balls removed, Kevin and Jen have the full amhole and Josie and Sky still have their full set intact.
 
900 pages. To those of you like myself who have been here since the first 20 pages, I can offer no words of condolences to comfort you from the horrors we have seen and read. We do this to ourselves for the greater good of... something.

While I lose a little more hope in humanity with every tweet our kevin makes, I find the slightest bit of solace in that perhaps one day, when a psychotic unicorn rancher troon finally snaps, a couple of angels will get their wings.

See you guys in what... 2 weeks for the big 1000 pages celebration!

Also, fun to note that we will be clear 1000 pages on this cursed thread before kevin has legit am hole sex. Whatever the fuck he did with Wedge definitely doesn’t count.
I come to this thread to detox and laugh after reading about zoosadists and munchie moms turning her kids into zombies.

This thread is funny to me.
 
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