US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Random Internet Person]

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If the conspiracies are true, they have to just keep Biden going until midterms so Kamala can have a full decade in charge. And with 2020 and HR1 solidified, they're on the road to utopia and it'll only be a matter of Kamala handing over the keys.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

If the conspiracies are true, they have to just keep Biden going until midterms so Kamala can have a full decade in charge. And with 2020 and HR1 solidified, they're on the road to utopia and it'll only be a matter of Kamala handing over the keys.

The Senate voted on HR1?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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Isn't that shit called Act of War?

Fuck, the whole thing is just getting dumber.

 

[Psyduck]

M U H S C I E N C E

"THE SCIENCE SAYZ GIVE US MOAR MONEY"

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

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I can't wait for Biden's administration to sue South Dakota, just to see how Barret and Roberts twist their fucking eyes to say men can be in women's sports.

Florida Man has already set the precedent that if you tell the Biden Administration to fuck off, the only thing they'll do is shit themselves and do nothing.

 

[Terrifik]

here we go again

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Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas issued a decree making certain Venezuelans eligible for Temporary Protected Status (TPS), which allows the U.S. government to grant provisional humanitarian protection to immigrants whose home countries are plagued by armed conflict, recovering from natural disasters, dealing with an epidemic or otherwise unable to guarantee the safe return of their citizens.

"The designation is due to the extraordinary and temporary conditions in Venezuela, which is one of the statutory bases for it," a senior Biden administration official told reporters on a call Monday. "Because of conditions there, it is not safe for Venezuelans to return."


The TPS designation, which was first reported by the Los Angeles Times, applies to undocumented Venezuelan immigrants who have been living in the U.S. as of Monday. Senior Biden administration officials said an estimated 320,000 Venezuelans would be eligible for the relief, and fees associated with the application process total $545.

Republican and Democratic administrations have sought to isolate the increasingly authoritarian government of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, who has managed to hold on to power despite a political challenge mounted by Juan Guaidó, who the U.S. and other Western countries have recognized as the country's legitimate interim president.

During the presidential campaign, President Biden promised to grant TPS to Venezuelans "seeking relief from the humanitarian crisis brought on by the Maduro regime."

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

here we go again

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Dump them all in AOC's district just so we see her try to lecture them on the merits of socialism.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The Senate voted on HR1?

Not that I'm aware of. But seeing as how the Democrats hold the Senate, a vote is basically a formality at this point.

 

[Terrifik]

Not that I'm aware of. But seeing as how the Democrats hold the Senate, a vote is basically a formality at this point.

I believe this vote needs to 60% its republican support for it to pass i expect argument to what aboutism about the next trump

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Always nice to inform your enemy beforehand that you plan on wrecking his shit. SolarWinds is now child's play to the new Microsoft Exchange server hack. But oh, wait... it's now Chinese hackers (Hafnium) so they obviously get a pass. Wouldn't want to upset best friend Poo!!

 

[Garm]

I thought it was just me and I was going crazy.

I think it is random and it has been doing it for a few weeks. So it was very confusing.

Fresh from the schizosphere, she's busy being pen pals with uncle ted, if you're partial to the tinfoil...
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I expect this to end well for everyone.

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I can't wait for Biden's administration to sue South Dakota, just to see how Barret and Roberts twist their fucking eyes to say men can be in women's sports.

I would be appalled if this wasn't the "equality" women demanded and then got guilted into when it was their turn in the barrel.

 

[mandatorylurk]

This is getting past sad and moving into truly scary. The SoD is literally to Biden's left, and vulture Harris is there in black as always to his side. I will never be convinced he legitimately won the election.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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This is getting past sad and moving into truly scary. The SoD is literally to Biden's left, and vulture Harris is there in black as always to his side. I will never be convinced he legitimately won the election.

Wasn't the plan according to some to get Kamala in by any means, and Biden is just the package to get her in?

 

[Secret Asshole]

Wasn't the plan according to some to get Kamala in by any means, and Biden is just the package to get her in?

Yes. I'm exhausted every single day and I sound more animated than Biden at that piss easy announcement. JFC. No wonder there is no state of the union or press conferences, the amount of which they have to drug him up would be crazy.

 

[tehpope]

Did Trump have Pence at literally every press event he did? I'm gonna say no.

Kamala is Palpy to Joe's Vader.

 

[Ruin]

Kamala Harris has an absolutely horrifying smile. She looks like the rape horse demon from Berserk and you can tell she's a psychopath that has never experienced joy or smiled naturally before and that's why it looks so off.

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

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"Who do you trust! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money."

 

[Meat Target]

Kamala Harris has an absolutely horrifying smile. She looks like the rape horse demon from Berserk and you can tell she's a psychopath that has never experienced joy or smiled naturally before and that's why it looks so off.

Her laugh is downright ghoulish.

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North Korean state media is less on-the-nose than this.

 

[Absolutego]

Wasn't the plan according to some to get Kamala in by any means, and Biden is just the package to get her in?

Always. The corpo media tongue-bathed her for the "I was a bussed in kid" dismissal of Biden in the first primary debate (she wasn't, btw, Berkeley integrated schools before she was in kindergarten), but Gabbard had to actually lay out her real record during the 2nd debate and the woman never polled above 2% again. The DNC changed the polling reqs for debate inclusion multiple times to make sure she still qualified (while also disqualifying any polling company that showed Gabbard high enough to make it, very subtle there), the entire media machine was hyping her up, and she still ran into cash flow problems and had to drop out around Thanksgiving.

There's a reason every other neoliberal, milquetoast candidate got a TON of attention that holiday season, only to all bow out the very second Biden emerged as the "if we vote in the old guard, will you finally all shut up?" candidate.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Kamala Harris has an absolutely horrifying smile. She looks like the rape horse demon from Berserk and you can tell she's a psychopath that has never experienced joy or smiled naturally before and that's why it looks so off.

Always. The corpo media tongue-bathed her for the "I was a bussed in kid" dismissal of Biden in the first primary debate (she wasn't, btw, Berkeley integrated schools before she was in kindergarten), but Gabbard had to actually lay out her real record during the 2nd debate and the woman never polled above 2% again. The DNC changed the polling reqs for debate inclusion multiple times to make sure she still qualified (while also disqualifying any polling company that showed Gabbard high enough to make it, very subtle there), the entire media machine was hyping her up, and she still ran into cash flow problems and had to drop out around Thanksgiving.

There's a reason every other neoliberal, milquetoast candidate got a TON of attention that holiday season, only to all bow out the very second Biden emerged as the "if we vote in the old guard, will you finally all shut up?" candidate.

So it seems Kamala will be the one to deliver the coup de grace to the MAGA menace before handing over the reins to those who’ll guide the country to progressive utopia or put the US in the one world government for good. One of the two.