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Why do furries always go "it's x year" whenever you make a furry joke, like they'll ever stop being funny? They've been a punching bag that deserves it for 50+ years and will continue to be one.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Why do furries always go "it's x year" whenever you make a furry joke, like they'll ever stop being funny? They've been a punching bag that deserves it for 50+ years and will continue to be one.
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Because they are eternally autistic and fail to comprehend that.
 
Gensdupays said:
I just realized that I tied furries back to the 1960s and now I'm imagining a proto-furry wearing fox ears and a tail at Woodstock. Why.
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Fuck you for provoking me into looking. . .and I find this.

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creamyfanta said:
Please enlighten me. Furtopia movie?!
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Zootopia. It's a movie whose trailer takes the time to explain that humans don't exist and the animals are "anthropomorphic". It then autistically describes what that word means and some basic elements of how they still got animal instincts and how that affects relations between the species. They even do a naked joke, so the sick werebeast fuckers can crank dat in the trailer alone. Of note, it doesn't explain what the movie's about, it doesn't show off the cast of characters by having a moment for them to bounce off of each other, and it's boring as fuck by kid standards since it's just a lot of talking. It really comes off as a movie made by an awkward 30+ year old sperg and designed around that very audience. The best part is that it's coming out in eight or so months.

The trailer is so damn bad that it leads me to these questions because of the focus on animal relations: What do the predators eat? Do they eat the dead? Are they allowed to murder and eat what they need? Do they eat nutrapaste? These questions wouldn't have come up without the autism displayed by the film's trailer by the way, thus making it an awful idea inside and out.
 
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Adamska said:
Zootopia. It's a movie whose trailer takes the time to explain that humans don't exist and the animals are "anthropomorphic". It then autistically describes what that word means and some basic elements of how they still got animal instincts and how that affects relations between the species. They even do a naked joke, so the sick werebeast fuckers can crank dat in the trailer alone. Of note, it doesn't explain what the movie's about, it doesn't show off the cast of characters by having a moment for them to bounce off of each other, and it's boring as fuck by kid standards since it's just a lot of talking. It really comes off as a movie made by an awkward 30+ year old sperg and designed around that very audience. The best part is that it's coming out in eight or so months.

The trailer is so damn bad that it leads me to these questions because of the focus on animal relations: What do the predators eat? Do they eat the dead? Are they allowed to murder and eat what they need? Do they eat nutrapaste? These questions wouldn't have come up without the autism displayed by the film's trailer by the way, thus making it an awful idea inside and out.
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I think this movie's only going to get more fucking dumb from there. And I also get the feeling they probably won't answer those questions.
 
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Jesús christ it is literally pandering to the furries. They even say, "like nothing youve seen be-fur."
And the naked joke?
Ugh. I need to go opening night just to watch for the awful crowd :D
 
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nonnewtonian said:
Considering how popular vorarephilia is amongst furries, I don't think "fun" is the word you're looking for.
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Well if that's the case, I'd rather the movie fail to answer my questions (even though it's their fucking fault I thought them up) than give them more fap fuel, and you know that that film will already have some in it when it really shouldn't if this is a movie aimed at kids. There is nothing in that movie trailer that was designed for the kids, and all of it was designed for the sperglords who masturbate to werebeasts.
 
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