What celebrities do you think are "in the closet"?

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Dafuqisdis? said:
Tim Tebow: There's this thing called gayface and it's actually scientifically quantifiable. Studies show that people can often tell if someone is gay just by looking at a photo of their face about 75% of the time, much better than a coin flip. Sometimes gayface is hard to articulate in words, but Tim Tebow has a serious case of gayface. Also he's supposed to be a dedicated Christian that refused to have sex before marriage but just got married last year at the age of 32. Also he french kissed one of his Florida teammates on the field (yes, really).
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A 32-year-old virgin isn't unheard of, especially in Christian circles. As for Hollywood celebrities, all of them have probably fucked men at some point (same with the gay ones, except with women).

Autumnal Equinox said:
Richard Simmons: I don’t think it’s even a matter of speculation anymore, he just refuses to come out and say what everyone in the world already knows.
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I'm not going to disagree but a few years ago he tried suing the supermarket tabloids (National Enquirer, etc.) for false claims that he was getting a sex change. (He lost, everyone knows those are junk). It certainly raises an eyebrow for someone's who in the "transparent closet" would be so offended.

If I had to guess, he's gay but disgusted with the modern LGBT "movement", which would make sense given the current climate.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Norm MacDonald is a deeply closeted gay guy.

Also, according to Norm, Chris Kattan is the gayest-acting allegedly straight man he's ever met. And Norm would know, being a deeply closeted gay guy himself.
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I don't know about Norm, but I heard that Adam Egret guy used to jerk off punks under the Queensboro Bridge for 15 bucks a man.
 
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Ellen Page is obviously in the closet about liking dick but cant get off the lesbian ticket that keeps her career afloat so she's identifying as a guy so she can fuck guys and still pretend she's gay and also trans for extra victim points
 
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Cool Dog said:
The guy who plays thor
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Why?

Chris Evans
Guy who plays Green Arrow on the CW
Every male journoshit
Every male celebrity with TDS (much more than is expected of a celebrity) when they don’t have a logical reason for it. IE, Michael Moore’s TDS is logical because he’s a fat, disgusting, fedora lord.
 
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