US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Marissa Moira said:
supposedly what happened was that biden got tackled by his own dog and security reacted and pulled the dog off him and in the process one of them got bitten. I don't see him limping so I wonder how serious it was. German Shepards can throw themselves at you and it's not hard to hurt yourself while being dragged to the ground.
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It couldn't have been too bad, Joe is made of naugahyde and popsicle sticks.
 
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potato fan said:
well they are there to die for the ZOG, I guess even jews get attached to their pet guard dogs
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I'm not exactly sure how taking over a city for 5 days and running trains on every woman we could find was a Zionist trap. I don't think pussy creates loyalty at that scale, otherwise we'd be beholden to Guam and the Philippines. Youtube personalities =/= Marines and sailors on liberty in a friendly foreign country. We had bigger issues with our guys beating up pimps instead of paying them.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
German Shepards can throw themselves at you and it's not hard to hurt yourself while being dragged to the ground.
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A pair of German Shepherds could easily kill a frail and geriatric old man just by flinging him into a wall or the floor. A single forceful bite would probably go all the way to the bone, and likely break it clean through. Even if the elderly person survived the initial encounter, it would likely start a cascade that would topple their brittle health equilibrium and send them into a worsening spiral that would end six feet under in less than six months.

If that happened to the 'most powerful man in the world' all because he was abusing a dog while nude from a 'shower' then we'd know for sure that God has a wicked sense of humor.
 
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The Supreme Cuck strikes again, to the surprise of absolutely no one. I know Justice Thomas is fucking SEETHING right now (as well he should, because seriously, everyone besides him are a bunch of limp-dicked pussies who are afraid to rock the boat because they *gasp* might incite some riots!!!!111!!!!).
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Watch the Oval Pawffice start tacking on the cat's fursona, too, enraging the cat people on this website (@Feline Supremacist). Then no animal person will be happy. Also watch the cat attack Biden, and get kicked out too. Any day now.....
 
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Imperial Citizen said:
I would disagree on this assessment. I remember the media calling Trump’s admin a fuckup the minute he took office. In particular the removal of some bust and Conway’s “alternative facts” line. Or the executive order on limiting immigration from certain countries that got the media all riled up.

Biden looks weak because he certainly presents himself as such and is being voiced through his subordinates, but there is a difference between a weak president and a fuckup president. Carter was a weak president as he failed to enact his policies or they were ineffectual/unpopular. GWB was a fuckup president because his policies were bad at the time they were enacted and have negatively impacted the country for years after he left office to a universal condemnation.
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The media are a bunch of professional liars. Trump was an okay president and governed like a 90s Dem; socially liberal and protectionist towards American industries. The problem was he wasn't T. Roosevelt and smash the tech monopolies when he had the chance. In his own way, he is proof democracy and trying to work within Constitutional law doesn't work because a hardline autocrat would have sorted the country out quickly and efficiently.

Biden... well, there's a reason why Biden remorse is what the Left are getting--and deserve. He's also not an autocrat plus he's a husk. He is "living" proof that all those moderate Leftists have zero principles and have let their own cities burn just to get their way.
 
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