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Now listen, I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN, no more of this drama nahnsense BOWLSHET. Anyone bringing up those mentally ill idiots on Kiwi Farms or those morahnic restreamers, they're getting banned. I'm serious, today is not a day to fuck with me, ok? *takes a sip* Oh look, we have our first ban of the day, bringing up "oh well Phil, did you see that anonymouse just signed up on Kiwi farms?" get the fuck out of here idiot... NO, I don't pay attention to what those idiots do. I'm a functional human who doesn't waste my time with that nahnsense.


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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
How did Phil ever come to the conclusion that the bankruptcy was a win? Didn't he say it was the trolls fault he went into debt, couldn't pull himself out of it and then had to file for bankruptcy? That seems like a win for the trolls.
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There was no earthly way he would be able to spin the filing itself as a win. When he did his tell-all stream about it his line was "don't believe anything from the detractors" even though we had exactly the correct information from all the publicly filed records of his foreclosure and bankruptcy. Instead, he decided that the *granting* of the bankruptcy made him a winner over the trolls.
 
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Erroneous Chargebacks said:
Now listen, I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN, no more of this drama nahnsense BOWLSHET. Anyone bringing up those mentally ill idiots on Kiwi Farms or those morahnic restreamers, they're getting banned. I'm serious, today is not a day to fuck with me, ok? *takes a sip* Oh look, we have our first ban of the day, bringing up "oh well Phil, did you see that anonymouse just signed up on Kiwi farms?" get the fuck out of here idiot... NO, I don't pay attention to what those idiots do. I'm a functional human who doesn't waste my time with that nahnsense.


Will then proceeds to go on a 30 minute long rant on Kiwi Farms and any drama related to anonymouse or other mods.
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I see he's using the tried-and-true strategy of "bury my head in the sand and wait for this to blow over". A brilliant a tactic as ever, Piggy
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
The fact that DSP still thinks debt is the solution to his every problem is great. Can't wait for the Bankruptcy Redemption Run™ in his early 50s. Imagine going through a bankruptcy and being such a massive narcissist that you claim it as a win and learn absolutely nothing from it.
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I would be shocked if he made it to his 50s with the way his health seems to be. Don’t worry Phil, I’m not wishing any physical harm onto you. I’m just saying between your exquisite diet that is prepped by your lame housemate and the probable DoorDash you use frequently mixed with your over the top sedentary lifestyle........ you aren’t healthy. Probably no where near healthy. I’d bet you haven’t been healthy in 13 years at least.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
How did Phil ever come to the conclusion that the bankruptcy was a win? Didn't he say it was the trolls fault he went into debt, couldn't pull himself out of it and then had to file for bankruptcy? That seems like a win for the trolls.
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Right, the trolls made him go into debt, because those copyright strikes forced him to destroy his SEO on Youtube. Or was it because he only had to pay state taxes because the trolls tipped off the state? I thought it the cost of the move to Seattle, and the furniture store price gouging him. Or when he stopped getting promotional 0% APR cards to juggle, and then the interest rate also rose, which ballooned his payments.

The pignosis is that his bankruptcy was an embarrassing but necessary action because DarkSydePhil is very unlucky, but that's how adult life is - when it's because he manages debt by only paying minimums and then charging even more. He can't budget, so he complains to this day that he can't put any random bill on a card. It's obvious he'll be right back to it once he gets access to sweet, sweet credit, because he's just trying to cheese his bills.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well yeah no shit, but that's not how DSP sees debt. The way he talks about it is literally the solution to every bill that comes his way which is an absolutely retarded way to see debt.
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He hasn't learned at all. When he revealed his current "emergency repair bills" beg he said that it sucks that he had to pay money from his bank account for it but such is Mature Adult™ life after you are granted bankruptcy, you have no credit so you can't take out loans to pay for it.
The pigroach never learns.
 
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itsthatanonmouse said:
They know very well that I shared a screenshot showing that Twitch emailed me saying I was banned for 14 days for "Hateful Conduct" and then I linked them to my video called "I'm Cancelling Myself For Hating Trans People" and asked them explicitly to guide people to that if they ask why I'm banned. Instead, they have told people I am on a vacation and that I am "happy to be gone" or some fucking bullshit.

They clearly banned lonerboyz for cheering a question asking about me.

Edit: It was a goddam nightmare even getting a functional mic. I KNOW IT SUCKS.
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You're a drunk faggot who I expect will go crawling back to Phil any day now.
As if it matters. Even if you see the light and stick around here, you'll be replaced by two more reprobates over in that orbit.
 
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Very Honest Content said:
Arsenio Hall show appearance was the early 1990s, and that was the first, and at the time most famous, Hulk scandal where he ducked answering if he was on steroids. Bash at the Beach was more a contract dispute that got into worked shoot on screen territory than an outright scandal. If it was the steroid trial fallout that smartened young Phil up he'd be in the 10 year old range and that would fit more naturally with a future high school valedictorian in a basketball mill than believing it was a shoot promotion through the end of Rock 'n Wrestling and all the way through trash like the New Generation giving way to the Attitude era boom and bust cycle.
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In 1989, Vince McMahon testified in court that was wrestling was "predetermined" because he no longer wanted to have to follow state athletic commission regulations that actual sports had to follow. If you believed wrestling was "real" after that, you're pretty fucking stupid.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
You're a drunk faggot who I expect will go crawling back to Phil any day now.
As if it matters. Even if you see the light and stick around here, you'll be replaced by two more reprobates over in that orbit.
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Phil only cares about his audience as sentient money-spewing ATMS that also function as game guides when necessary. Otherwise, he'd probably prefer if nobody said anything ever.
 
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LucyDropper said:
Definitely over, I mean a mod did come over here make an account and talk with "the mentally ill idiots" on this forum thats gonna be an hour for sure at least.
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I was grappling (that's a wrestling term Phail) between 45, 60, and 90 honestly. Since he would see that I placed a time on it, I could see him trying to restrain himself to prove it wrong but he'd get carried away.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
In 1989, Vince McMahon testified in court that was wrestling was "predetermined" because he no longer wanted to have to follow state athletic commission regulations that actual sports had to follow. If you believed wrestling was "real" after that, you're pretty fucking stupid.
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He had to be told that the undead zombie wizard known as the Undertaker isn't actually an undead zombie wizard. I mean don't get me wrong I thought wrestling was real until I was like 12, but to be fair I was fucking 12. Even if we give 99/2000 as a date for Phil realizing wrestling isn't real he would have been like 18, fucking yikes.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
He had to be told that the undead zombie wizard known as the Undertaker isn't actually an undead zombie wizard. I mean don't get me wrong I thought wrestling was real until I was like 12, but to be fair I was fucking 12. Even if we give 99/2000 as a date for Phil realizing wrestling isn't real he would have been like 18, fucking yikes.
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Phil actually believed that not only was it even remotely possible for there to be a reanimated corpse, but that the myriad of things it could be doing, it simply got hands-on with other men of similar physical stature?
 
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