DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

I think this counts as confirmation.

Good enough for me.

 

[JamFlowMan]

But he's asked his YT audience to email him their thoughts. How can he make the decision to drop it before he posts the gameplay to YT?

If only there was an easier, more direct way for his youtube audience to let him know what they think of his content...

 

[Agent Proper]

Looks like I am going to have an enjoyable Friday morning listening to some enlightening rants.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dear God, it's been what? An hour? He still hasn't ended the stream. Oh my God he's drinking gin. This will bump up his stats on how much he streamed this year so at the end of the year he'll brag about how much he was busting his ass like a coal miner in the north of England back in the Industrial Revolution.
I also love how he basically ragequit Yakuza 7 after getting one shot in the only part of the game with any difficulty. You usually read my Yakuza 7 hints and tips on there Dave, why didn't you read my guide on how to level and what jobs to take to the final dungeon?

"You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

Like I said before, I welcome this. Aluddapeepol have said this before me in the thread but letting him just go off and ramble is the best way to collect Gold Dust. It'd be like his old Kang of Hate vlogs, that's where all the dumb shit he said and all the insane stories he made up about himself were, there was rarely any Gold Dust to be collected from his gaming videos because he was too busy shitting on games and developers. That's him slipping the mickey. Don't take the mickey - you want Gold Dust, bruv.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I can say I have had multiple DSP moderators at this point tell me the 16 digit unique ID code for TheyCallMeDSP#4058 was 429043479683923979 taken from the moderator Discord and matches the unique ID code for the same account in the WWE Champions guilds.

So this 100% confirms that the TheyCallMeDSP account that was chatting up the WWE Champions guilds discord is the same TheyCallMeDSP that is the admin of the mod discord proving it's Phil himself, correct? If that's the case Anonymouse and KingGouken are seriously that dense and gullible that they believe the nonsense Phil is feeding them over actual concrete evidence? Or are they just not aware of what this connection actually means?

Have the mods ever commented on why they believe Phil about WWE Champions?

 

[draculapenis]

Also just wanna bring up that in An1337's video (timestamp @3:30 for his extra-super-duper high pitched denial, if it doesn't work) from when Phil was talking about the mod discord, he alternated between his typical strawman voice and his high-pitched 'I can't believe you guise think that!' voice, which he only uses when he's lying through his yellow little teeth and really wants people to stop asking him about x subject. Last time I remember him using that voice that often was when people were guessing that he was getting married over his break, or that the big marathon reveal was going to be a cat. There must be some shit in there that he doesn't want people to see.

Too bad it would all be fake anyway, haha...

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Have the mods ever commented on why they believe Phil about WWE Champions?

Honestly, why would they give a fuck? They got in a position of power that makes them feel important. As long as they don't splooge their own money, don't speak up about it, and not piss off Phil, they are fine with keeping it that way.

The only people that should be mad are the people that believed he was in dire straights for years and realized they wasted their money. But by that time they are already out the door.

 

[hundredthousand]

big ups to @Surly Muppet for play by play. Suffering Phil's stream so that I don't have to. Thanks.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil claims the only reason Kiwifarms obsesses over Derich is because he's a 'fan who shows up and asks pertinent questions during the stream' totally not because he's an autistic coomer sex pest on twitter.

Your fans may be retarded, but even I'm sure that they can read

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

"I don't know if it's an impersonator who purposely used my name to try to get me in trouble. I don't know if it's someone who just had bad fucking luck and accidentally had the same name as my Twitter handle? Cause, uh, the other thing that I've thought about is if this guy really wanted to impersonate me why wouldn't he just call himself DarkSydePhil or DSPGAMING? Why is it that it was my twitter handle that was used?

And that's what kind of su- uh, suspect about the whole situation for meee is if someone was really trying to like "I'm DSP" then they would've used like my real full names that I use on my major accounts. They wouldn't have used just my Twitter handle... So I almost get the... First.. I mean there's all these different theories. One theory is that this guy was just bad luck. Had the wrong name and these idiots wanna believe this guy is me."


Pretty much direct quote ^
He spent 30 seconds on something that makes it seem it IS him.

It's a solid point. Because it IS him and it's all just bold face lying. No matter of truths to be found here.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

If you're continuing to doubt I will point out another curious detail in the "impersonator" DSP Discord account that has since been deleted:
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It was created right after he was banned during Far Cry. Unless someone made an account to sit on for YEARS to try to age it up to be credible only to delete it after it was exposed instead of keeping it around as "evidence" to "try to get him in trouble" (his words from Yakuza tonight) then they weren't an impersonator and was more likely to be a the real deal.

I think this counts as confirmation.

And of course, it's worth reiterating: DSP has explicitly said he made a Discord account to talk to his "Twitch Guy". So for this account to be fake, a detractor would have had to incredibly conveniently make the discord when DSP made his account to talk to Twitch to get unbanned despite DSP saying he never had a Discord account for years (and pretending to not even know what discord is) and delete it instead keeping it around to continue causing trouble for DSP.

Also, keep in mind:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe8TG9MG_Q&t=2153)

DSP did have a Discord account, and it was business related.

 

[Jasper2K]

Lmao apparently his schools didn't allow him to take any electives. He was FORCED to take the higher level classes.

Edit: "You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

Edit 2: "The game says I've only played this for 90 hours, that's wrong I've definitely played it for over 100 hours."
Apparently games lie about the playtime now.

If he's refering to high school where he got valedictorian I really REALLY question to quality of education kids are receiving there.

 

[Iron Father]

"It's not true! It's all fabricated circumstantial shit!"

What does this assclown think circumstantial means? A fingerprint at a crime scene is an example of circumstantial evidence. The more he talks the deeper the hole gets.

 

[HorseSense]

EDIT: Our conspiracies are getting shit on again.
A court would not give a bankruptcy to someone who blew the money on mobile games.
They would if you lied and told them it was a business expense.
But if there is another reason for the tens of thousands of dollars that has disappeared at this point, by all means... let us know, Phil.
And feel free to explain what the microtransactions are.

Why does DSP think that gambling prevents bankruptcy? You can have debts discharged from legit, allegedly Mafia-owned casinos. The trustee was supposed to take your shit and pay what you owed (hey DSP? that's proof she was not on her game).

 

[scobra666]

If he's refering to high school where he got valedictorian I really REALLY question to quality of education kids are receiving there.

must have been home school that's the only explanation to how a retard like phil could ever be valedictorian

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Someone cheered Phil and said he might enjoy "Stalker" "I've never heard of it". Didn't Phil have a very large movie collection? I'm surprised he wouldn't be aware of a movie like that considering he calls himself a "movie buff". At the least I thought he might get some stuff from Criterion or something.

A couple of weeks ago someone cheered with the "Tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner, and Phil had no idea what it was. "What the fuck are you talking about? Ohhh apparently that's some shit from Blade Runner? I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it."

I was shocked. How does a 38-year-old man who likes science fiction not know the "tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner?



(As an aside: I was also a little disappointed in An1337, whose illegal restream I was watching at the time. He didn't know it was the "tears in rain" speech either. An1337 irritates me sometimes in the way he verbally mocks DSP whilst sometimes not being any smarter. That's the trick -- you've got to be above DSP in order to mock him. There are too many times when An1337 is like: "Yeah, uhh, well, I didn't know that either... but still, fuck Phil.")

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You lot need to stop giving people like Anonymouse attention. He's another exceptional individual that has the classic battered wife syndrome.
It's always the same. Phil does something to hurt their wee feelings and they come over here acting as if they finally had enough. Yet really oddly they all bugger off before they do irreversible damage to their husband Phil.

As pathetic as it is, they actually believe Phil cares for them and/or is their friend.




For real lads.

Unmet needs / Unresolved issues: They all want Phil's attention. Yet they know Phil is full of shit, but know they can't call him out on it.

Anxiety, insecurity, depression: Bloody Anonymouse gets drunk and b& from Twitch because he's a sad, lonely and pathetic cunt.

Seeking love as a solution: Seeking our Kiwi love as a solution for his unmet needs.

Finding temporary relief: We give it to him because we care and want to listen.

Pleasing and appeasing your partner: He fully shuts down on KF just to make Phil happy.

Partner is controlling or abusive: We all know and see Phil's cult controlling ways. Maybe one day my favourite anime streamer finishes the series.

You're angry, afraid and/or withdrawn: He stops posting because he's afraid he might lose Phil. As pathetic as that is.

He and/or you seek reconciliation: Anonymouse ran to Phil, or got that ever so rare Phil DM and stopped posting, to make it work again lads. They can do it.

Things get "back to normal": We wait for him to have his little moment again.


You can replace Anonymouse with any other mod, and this bloody template works. That's the great thing about having absolute social rejects as your fans and mods, they're too dumb to see they're part of a cult to make one guy successful only for themselves to fail.

 

[clownpiss]

Phil doesn't know what his day off is next week because Kat has still not got her schedule for next week.
He's either lying about this for some reason, or Kat has changed jobs and is going through training or something.

It isn't just bad practice for a retail environment, it's exceedingly risky to not release a schedule at least a week in advance. Employees have other jobs and things they need to juggle, you run the risk of disaster springing a schedule on them, and some places have a minimum week notification as a legal mandate for workplaces (I have no idea about Washington though). Either whatever Fred Meyer location this is runs like a complete clown show, or they are fucking with Kat's schedule specifically and have no idea what to do with her yet.

Wild conspiracy theory: Kat had a big fallout after not walking 5 feet to work during the snowstorm and that resulted in her quitting or being fired. The stories about Tevins raiding the store like Viking hordes every night is Phil overcompensating and justifying, even though we don't really know about the departure. This current schedule fuckery is because she got a new job and is going through training and she hasn't got a concrete schedule yet. Kat has less attachment to Fred Meyer than it initially seemed because Phil confirmed her initial transferring was a lie anyway. It also confirms that he just habitually lies about her work, so why not one more time? May also have prompted some of the additional begging since Kat had a brief period where she was making nothing and Phil was covering additional expenses for her.

https://youtu.be/0wyrNiZU9Xc?t=5800 he's losing track of his lies, he admitted here plain as day that kat had a job change, probably didnt realize the tongue slip until it was too late

 

[YMB]

He becomes so fucking annoyingly shrill and emotional when talking about this whole dubya dubya champions thing. "There's NOTHING I can do to prove it isn't me, dood." If you really don't play anymore then just say what your username was you dumb sonofabitch. He would do it in a heartbeat if he was telling the truth. Boom. Just owned all the idiot loser detractor trolls. But he's a lying, begging pigroach.

Trying to use his bankruptcy approval as proof that he can't be lying about this is laughable. Like they would know that's where a bunch of his money was going towards. He's a dumb man but a very smart pigroach. All he has to do is buy Google Play gift cards with cash then use them for his wrastlers and the bankruptcy people would have no fucking clue.

In conclusion, I think he's so defensive about the whole thing because he's scared as fuck that he could somehow get in trouble with the bank or state government if they found out he'd been spending all that money on gay wrestling shit instead of paying off his debts. He's also mentioned numerous times that he promised his soulmom he'd quit. If she found out he was lying to her this whole time it would be a pretty big betrayal of trust considering the large amounts of money he's dumped into the game. Just think of all the times she wanted to spend her own money that she actually left the house and worked for on something nice for herself but Phil said no it has to go towards bills and the mortgage instead. She'd probably be pretty pissed and rightfully so. Phil don't want that heat.

 

[Elbe]

I was shocked. How does a 38-year-old man who likes science fiction not know the "tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner?

Can you imagine him watching it?

"How the fuck can you not know what a tortoise is? This is such bullshit *snort*"