DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Honestly, at this point, I don’t know who’s dumber: Phil, or his whales.

His whales since they're being conned by the lying idiot we mock day and night, implying they're even stupider and lonelier (OIC) than Phil himself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Also, DSP is still currently streaming. He has had it continuously streaming for like the past 20 minutes and apparently hasn't noticed. He is still there as I just heard a notification sound.

Yeah, the stream is still live. This is pretty bizarre - something must have changed recently. This happening once recently is weird, and Phil admitted he didn't cut stream until a paypig emailed him that it was still running. But doing it again so soon? Cutting stream after ads is something Phil has always been consistent with. With his schedule autism, this does suggest that something has disrupted his usual routines, and it can't just be Kat being home because she only usually worked 3 nights to begin with.

Don't forget he's done this before hoping late tips will come in. I notice this has been happening when he doesn't hit his goal now.

 

[Salubrious]

Edit 2: "The game says I've only played this for 90 hours, that's wrong I've definitely played it for over 100 hours."
Apparently games lie about the playtime now.

Wait. He's played Yakuza 2 for 90 hours and ragequitting because grinding is too hard?

I've never played, so grain of salt, but I think the time to 100% the game is approximately 98 hours. The average time to finish just the main story is 46, and 54 hours if doing it "leisurel".

He's played 90 hours and is now quitting it? How far along in the game is he approximately?

Edit: Does the "post game superdungeon" mean he actually beat the main story at least?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Bring back Morrowind

 

[LiquidCancer]

Bring back Morrowind

Peepul have been asking me 'Phil, when will you do morrowind chill streams?'

 

[ZehnBoat]

He should just play Ask teh Pig on a loop since all he ever does is rehash the same shit over and over.

you could write a script for that

if the question is yes/no: say yes or no
if the question points out something positive about phil: just say "true", either rant about trolls or bring up mental mastubatory fodder.
if the question points out something negative about phil: just say "not true", "[subject] is detractor meme", end with DEBUNKED
if the question isn't about phil: just say "so there's that"

insert rant every 4th question
beg for money every 3rd question if goal isn't met

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ive got a better one. He has no idea wtf They Live. Someone explained him the main gimmick with the glasses and he still had no idea what the hell is that. Even if people never seen it, like me, know about the glasses and stuff. He had zero idea.

To be fair..........he was only watching to rub one out to Roddy.

 

[HorseSense]

The Four Pigroaches of the Goutpocalypse, Revelation 6:1-8

And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the loveseat the souls of them that were banned for the word of Subaru, and for the conspiracy theories which they held:

And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Pig, unwashed and greasy, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the Farms?”

And Project 7 shirts were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should tip yet for a little season, until their fellow chatters also and their mods, that should be banned as they were, should be fulfilled.

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great belch; and the sun became patchy as goatee of hair, and the Paypal balance became as blood

The Wailing of the Banned, Revelation 6:9-12

 

[SauceRyuKen]

You lot need to stop giving people like Anonymouse attention. He's another exceptional individual that has the classic battered wife syndrome.
It's always the same. Phil does something to hurt their wee feelings and they come over here acting as if they finally had enough. Yet really oddly they all bugger off before they do irreversible damage to their husband Phil.

As pathetic as it is, they actually believe Phil cares for them and/or is their friend.


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For real lads.

Unmet needs / Unresolved issues: They all want Phil's attention. Yet they know Phil is full of shit, but know they can't call him out on it.

Anxiety, insecurity, depression: Bloody Anonymouse gets drunk and b& from Twitch because he's a sad, lonely and pathetic cunt.

Seeking love as a solution: Seeking our Kiwi love as a solution for his unmet needs.

Finding temporary relief: We give it to him because we care and want to listen.

Pleasing and appeasing your partner: He fully shuts down on KF just to make Phil happy.

Partner is controlling or abusive: We all know and see Phil's cult controlling ways. Maybe one day my favourite anime streamer finishes the series.

You're angry, afraid and/or withdrawn: He stops posting because he's afraid he might lose Phil. As pathetic as that is.

He and/or you seek reconciliation: Anonymouse ran to Phil, or got that ever so rare Phil DM and stopped posting, to make it work again lads. They can do it.

Things get "back to normal": We wait for him to have his little moment again.


You can replace Anonymouse with any other mod, and this bloody template works. That's the great thing about having absolute social rejects as your fans and mods, they're too dumb to see they're part of a cult to make one guy successful only for themselves to fail.

Absolutely, but it doesn't hurt to play along. Yesterday's Yakuza stream was filled to the brim with golddust. The unhinged rant showed Phil was scared out of his mind there is even a remote possibility one of his supporters could turn. And he would actually have receipts.

The obvious outcome is once a paypig, always a paypig. The sort of people who start simping for someone tend to be big on self delusion. Telling a paypig to stuff it and come forth with pics or gtfo would grant a much shorter back and forth between them and us. Phil even sent paypig spies over to DDM's and was modless on his own stream. Had people just been calling Anony a paycuck and telling him to bring the leaks because no one really gives a fuck about him wouldn't have resulted in pale, sweaty, shivering pigroach. Phil was shook to his very core. Guy even did the trademark stressing out hair flatten move.

Spoiler: Being nice to Anony, who let the paypigs out and Phil sweating is amusing

In short, being realistic here would be a more honest approach, but Phil is so shook right now partly because Anony has received a warm welcome. Obviously it is unlikely to happen, but if Anony actually decides to go ahead and confirm the #4058, he WOULD be well liked amongst detractors. The community chooses it's big names almost arbitrarily. There's mods whose claim to detractor fame is having tipped Phil and getting shat on over a dead brother. If Anony threw Phil to the wolves, some crazy motherfucker would probably build him a statue next to a well in Africa. The autism vortex doesn't exactly operate on sound logic.

What we know right now is this: Even if Anony decides to blueball the farms, he's already facilitated some golddust. Obviously if he ends up crawling back to Phil he will forever be branded as a faget, but we already got more out of him than we would have telling him pics or didn't happen. And even if Phil takes him back, it's crystal clear things aren't going to be the same over at the pigpen.

The fact that Anony was probably drunk out of his mind when he first came forth and he hasn't yet dropped the bomb points to him having reconsidered. Until he gets unbanned, Phil is going to be nervous. After that, Anony can go back and find his hubby Phil is suddenly a little colder than he used to be. If Anony goes back, Phil will forever keep him at arms length, and the detractor communities won't like him nearly as much. So it really comes down to Anony having to make a choice that involves sacrifice: Burn Phil and get a wrench and endless praise in every detractor restream, gaining internet fame in the process and leaving a legacy as the harbinger of Goutfall. Not to mention he'd have played a notorious part in exposing, with receipts, one of the longest running scams on the internet. A transparent one where everyone knows what's going on, yes. But with receipts. This isn't nothing.

Or go back to the old relationship where he gives Phil fun money, ensures that his chat stays clean and he's safe to keep begging, leaving a legacy of being perhaps the most cucked and self deluded of paypigs, not to mention being a belaguered assistant to a two bit scammer. Phil has never liked him to begin with, but now he'd forever be deemed weak. A risk to the cult's peace, and an obstacle to it's mission of giving Phil money. Sure, he didn't betray his master at the end... But he thought about it. This isn't the type of person a cult leader wants in his inner circle. He's one perceived offense or pang of conscience from going to the cops. In Phil's eyes, he will never be reliable again.

In either case, we've already had a bit of fun with this situation, and it's not like Phil being kicked out of twitch would change much. He'd just beg for money on another platform. And some gullible idiots would step up. For now, I'm gonna hope against logic and common sense that Anonymouse puts the bullet between Phil's eyes. Just in case it encourages him. And if he actually goes through with it, unlikely as it is, I will give him the piggest of ups.

Ps: Mobileposting, I'll spoiler this later. Ps2: I love the Gospel Of The Renton Hermit stories.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

The last DSP tries it

''so we just had a 20 sub bomb, I am reading in chat the same idiots again, Oh thanks OIJ! ITS NOT ONLY ICED JUDAS, and when it's him he should get the credit''

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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The last DSP tries it

''so we just had a 20 sub bomb, I am reading in chat the same idiots again, Oh thanks OIJ! ITS NOT ONLY ICED JUDAS, and when it's him he should get the credit''

Coincidentally, that picture accurately portrays the size of Phil’s head during these DSP Tries Its.

 

[PieceofShet]

In the end he decided to drop Yasnooza before he consulted his Youtube "audience" in his closed comment sections
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PUBG on ps5

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The idea that he wants to pivot to just discussion streams is fucking hilarious to me. What does he want to discuss? What does he know anything about? He's lived in the same room his whole life for almost as long as the protagonist in Oldboy. Every thing he talks about he instantly shows his extreme ignorance on, from video games, to building PCs to turns of phrase like rainy-day fund and palate cleanser, to music, and he's a pathological liar who can't even keep a single one of his own stories straight, from his back injuries to how he was perceived in college to why he and Leanna separated to how much fast food he fucking eats.

Also ALSO and yet this is somehow a less risky move than just getting a normal fucking job. Dude who's been actually bankrupt thinks it's a smart business move to stop focusing on your core "competency" (hahahahahahahahaha) and just basically hang out and do nothing and ramble on uninterrupted for hours, instead of just getting a real fucking job. Business genius.

For a guy who owns so many blu-rays/movies, he sure is fuckin' stupid about what he has. Example being the Bladerunner starships over Orion time to die speech in Bladerunner. I guess he is too busy playing WWE Champions drunk off gin to pay attention to what's on screen.

Someone asked DSP what slasher villain he would want to be. A simple question, right? No no no, this is Phil so what does he do?
He proceeds to list all the horror slasher villains. Starting out with Scream being different people each film, which went into the Saw/Jigsaw, Michael Meyers etc. Not once did he answer the fucking question on who he would be. Just felt like listing them???

There was a thing where they were talking about Lola Bunny that premiered in Space Jam. Phil says it's weird that she hasn't been in anything else but that. Someone corrects him and says she has been in other shows and he's surprised.

This is just Phil to a T. Spout shit to act like you know what you're talking about and then having your retarded wheelchairs correct you. Get asked simple questions on what your favorite condiment is, list them all, and never give the right answer.

I would find this incredibly annoying to listen to but I can see where you guys might find entertainment out of this idiot, giving his George Floyd speech he tried to skirt by with Bill Cosby because it fit his "I'm innocent" narrative about his addiction. Would love to hear him say some dumb shit to get him in trouble because...

He's way past his prime of being a fuckin' bumbling ape playing through videogames since you really have to push this chubby bitch into the deep end of ACTUAL videogames, like Divinity, because it shows how atrophied his brain must be from all of the effects of AAA movie-game garbage and the same yearly bullshit that gets churned out nowadays.

edit: Sorry I didn't realize I wrote such a big wall of text.

 

[PieceofShet]

Check out from 38:30

 

[UaineRunei]

if the question points out something positive about phil: just say "true", either rant about trolls or bring up mental mastubatory fodder.

Don't forget Phil's favorite: if it's something praising Phil, he will agree and tell that Alotta Peepul said that to him during all these years and how much of a postive influence he's to them, despite 'all the negative shit'. Of course, proceeded by a rant/beg.

 

[PunchCat]

Acts 6:8-7:2

And Phil, full of gin and salt, did great wonders and miracles among the wheelchairs.

Then there arose certain of the forum, which is called the forum of the Autists, and the Farmers, and the Faggots, and of them of New Zealand and of UKIP, disputing with Phil.

And they were not able to resist the wisdom and the spirit by which he tweeted.

Then they suborned men, which said, We have heard him speak blasphemous words against Null, and against Kojima.

And they stirred up the trolls, and the restreamers, and the doxxers, and came upon him, and caught him, and brought him to the Twitch council,

And set up false witnesses, which said, This man ceaseth not to beg for tips, and flout terms of service:

For we have heard him say, that the government will shut down this place of mental illness, and shall change the customs which Null delivered us.

And all that sat in the council, looking steadfastly on him, saw his face as it had been the face of a 5 Star Hulk Hogan.

Then said @actually, Are these things so?

And Phil said, It all began back in 2010 when I was fired from my day job and I thought maybe I could do this full time...

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Phil even sent paypig spies over to DDM's and was modless on his own stream. end... But he thought about it. This isn't the type of person a cult leader wants in his inner circle. He's one perceived offense or pang of conscience from going to the cops. In Phil's eyes, he will never be reliable again.

I was looking into it a little further, and some of the pieces were obvious (thanks to anonys post), but it also helps fill in some blanks.


On Tuesday night's stream, lonerboyz cheers and ask about anony being banned, and when does dsp think he can come back and continue modding. Lonerboyz is banned by a mod (before phil even sees the cheer).

This proves (again) that DSP is giving orders in the mod discord (just like he did about sidella and rumple), to ban any mention of anony. Why? I have no idea. Maybe because it can be misconstrued as detractor nonsense, or maybe so the "dumb fuck trolls" cant speculate and make up rumors. Its extremely odd that he would be that paranoid about it though, especially since it doesnt really affect him. Phil comes back to his chair, and reads off the cheer and says word for word "Alright Lonerboyz, I have no idea. I'm not gonna answer you."


This upsets Anony,

so much so, that he goes into DDM's chat and start saying a bunch of shit. He drops hints about all kinds of stuff, etc. He eventually creates an account here and then disappears. It also now makes sense why king gaycon was in DDM's chat the other day. He knew it was really Anony, and he went (possibly at the behest of phil, but maybe on his own accord) to find out why Anony was doing it, especially since he cant contact him on twitch, and I guess he (anony) was ignoring their discord messages (that is my own speculation). OIC, who is freaked out about the leaks, also appears in DDM's chat (because he knows they are real), and he is trying to find out what anony knows (and possibly LSP, who was in there claiming he had video of the messages at the time, which were eventually provided). I couldn't understand at the time why OiC was looking for anony that desperately (I even wrote about it in my mini recap of what happened that day), but now it makes a little more sense.

Now it seems like things are starting to cool down, but who knows what direction this will go in next. I skipped the stream last night, but just watching a couple of highlights, it just hit me how phil can be so deceptive and non-caring about his lies and how he treats others. I mean, dont get me wrong, this doesnt shawk me, but his hand waving away of everything, and then his inability to understand why people would turn on him.. Maybe its because you dont give anyone else respect, or you just think everyone (in your little world) is there to serve you, because of your 12 year beggacy. Anyways, this just proves (again) what type of people deal with the pig on a daily basis, and how much pignosis you have to be under in order to even get to mod status. If he cares this little about his mods, think how much he cares about his viewers/stream regulars (moria comes to mind).

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Wait. He's played Yakuza 2 for 90 hours and ragequitting because grinding is too hard?

I've never played, so grain of salt, but I think the time to 100% the game is approximately 98 hours. The average time to finish just the main story is 46, and 54 hours if doing it "leisurel".

He's played 90 hours and is now quitting it? How far along in the game is he approximately?

Edit: Does the "post game superdungeon" mean he actually beat the main story at least?

He beat the main story. I don't know where he came up with the 90hrs. He's streamed the game for 177hrs, 36 total streams, 26 of which were afternoon streams. So without pre-stream, breaks, whatever else, he has played around 115hrs.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

He actually was really jealous. I remember the stream chat during that timeframe and it wasn't like Phil described it. Phil claims EVERYONE hated Tut and people were telling Phil about how much of a nuisance he was and wanted him gone but the reality was that even though Tut was a dipshit for giving Phil all that money, the streamchat was generally pretty cool with him because Tut was gifting subs whenever someone would ask for one and was making Phil dance by playing shit he didn't want to play. Like when he said he'd show up to a stream if Phil would play Street Fighter 5 to make a contribution. Phil HATES that game and everyone knows Phil follows his schedule autistically and normally would call anyone a fucking nudnik for even suggesting he play it, but when Tut said he'd be back for a night stream if Phil was playing it, sure enough Phil's eyes lit up and he said 'Sure absolutely I'll change the schedule, I'll play it tonight'.

And when he would play Apex and other co-op games, twitchchat would praise Brian or Kekon or whoever and Phil would get pissy over that too. He needs to be center of attention at every moment or he gets jealous and spergs out.

I know this post was a few days ago, do you or anyone have any videos from Piggy's time playing Apex with Kekon or Brian? I'd really love to see it. I know i'm being lazy here and can look just wondering if anyone can narrow my search at the very least?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

fuck Anony

I'm not going to agree with that but I'll give it a like. Only because I watched that Anonymouse YouTube video and the dude is fucking mental. Doesn't matter how big you are. If a jacked up gay furry runs full speed towards you screeching incoherently while flailing a 10 inch dildo... run. Best and only advice my father ever gave me.

He died of sodomy by mental furry. It was his last words.