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A couple of weeks ago someone cheered with the "Tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner, and Phil had no idea what it was. "What the fuck are you talking about? Ohhh apparently that's some shit from Blade Runner? I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it."

I was shocked. How does a 38-year-old man who likes science fiction not know the "tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner?



(As an aside: I was also a little disappointed in An1337, whose illegal restream I was watching at the time. He didn't know it was the "tears in rain" speech either. An1337 irritates me sometimes in the way he verbally mocks DSP whilst sometimes not being any smarter. That's the trick -- you've got to be above DSP in order to mock him. There are too many times when An1337 is like: "Yeah, uhh, well, I didn't know that either... but still, fuck Phil.")
Ive got a better one. He has no idea wtf They Live. Someone explained him the main gimmick with the glasses and he still had no idea what the hell is that. Even if people never seen it, like me, know about the glasses and stuff. He had zero idea.
 
Ive got a better one. He has no idea wtf They Live. Someone explained him the main gimmick with the glasses and he still had no idea what the hell is that. Even if people never seen it, like me, know about the glasses and stuff. He had zero idea.
It's almost as if making Fuck You Money from Machinima for one year over a decade ago convinced him he could switch his brain off almost entirely for the rest of his life and coast on playing video games for a camcorder.

Phil is a hermetically sealed bunker buried two miles in the earth and lined with eight feet of lead. Nothing gets in.
 
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A couple of weeks ago someone cheered with the "Tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner, and Phil had no idea what it was. "What the fuck are you talking about? Ohhh apparently that's some shit from Blade Runner? I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it."

I was shocked. How does a 38-year-old man who likes science fiction not know the "tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner?



(As an aside: I was also a little disappointed in An1337, whose illegal restream I was watching at the time. He didn't know it was the "tears in rain" speech either. An1337 irritates me sometimes in the way he verbally mocks DSP whilst sometimes not being any smarter. That's the trick -- you've got to be above DSP in order to mock him. There are too many times when An1337 is like: "Yeah, uhh, well, I didn't know that either... but still, fuck Phil.")
Phil likes giving his opinion on pop culture stuff and thinks his opinions equate to meaningful worthy content though. An1337 doesn't position himself that way (you should still go watch blade runner + blade runner 2049 though :P . )

I'd give phil a pass if it was a quote from black out 2022 (the blade runner anime short; see I even have to use brackets to explain what that is) but to talk about science fiction and watching movies from the 80s to the extent he does and not instantly recognise that as a quote from Blade Runner I find insane. Its like saying you like Samuel L Jackson movies and not knowing which movie the "say what again I dare ya" monologue is from. FFS Phil go watch those movies.
 
The idea that he wants to pivot to just discussion streams is fucking hilarious to me. What does he want to discuss? What does he know anything about? He's lived in the same room his whole life for almost as long as the protagonist in Oldboy. Every thing he talks about he instantly shows his extreme ignorance on, from video games, to building PCs to turns of phrase like rainy-day fund and palate cleanser, to music, and he's a pathological liar who can't even keep a single one of his own stories straight, from his back injuries to how he was perceived in college to why he and Leanna separated to how much fast food he fucking eats.

Also ALSO and yet this is somehow a less risky move than just getting a normal fucking job. Dude who's been actually bankrupt thinks it's a smart business move to stop focusing on your core "competency" (hahahahahahahahaha) and just basically hang out and do nothing and ramble on uninterrupted for hours, instead of just getting a real fucking job. Business genius.
 
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Luke 12:15 Then he said to them, “Watch out! mental ill detractor assholes are making shit up there is no drama and if I see anyone doing it here your gone .”

Exodus 22:2 ''Gatta say, people, this has been a very slow sermon, I need tips to pay my tax guy and money men at the temple this week, so any help please tip me''
 
The idea that he wants to pivot to just discussion streams is fucking hilarious to me. What does he want to discuss? What does he know anything about? He's lived in the same room his whole life for almost as long as the protagonist in Oldboy. Every thing he talks about he instantly shows his extreme ignorance on, from video games, to building PCs to turns of phrase like rainy-day fund and palate cleanser, to music, and he's a pathological liar who can't even keep a single one of his own stories straight, from his back injuries to how he was perceived in college to why he and Leanna separated to how much fast food he fucking eats.

Also ALSO and yet this is somehow a less risky move than just getting a normal fucking job. Dude who's been actually bankrupt thinks it's a smart business move to stop focusing on your core "competency" (hahahahahahahahaha) and just basically hang out and do nothing and ramble on uninterrupted for hours, instead of just getting a real fucking job. Business genius.
I wonder if in his read the farms day he takes a look at the Ethan Ralph thread and wants to do a PhilStream where he drinks gin and bitches about minor things that inconvenience him.
 
Kroger recently shut down like 2-3 stores in the Seattle area due to mandatory hazard pay by the city. So yea, I do think that she is going through training or something for another job.
The Fred Meyer in Renton on Benson Hill that Kat works at and that they both shop at is up running just fine, no Fred Meyers in King County have been closed. The 2 stores that closed were not Fred Meyers but Albertsons, both of those stores were in actual Seattle and were shut down years ago. One is now a Big Lots.
 
Ive got a better one. He has no idea wtf They Live. Someone explained him the main gimmick with the glasses and he still had no idea what the hell is that. Even if people never seen it, like me, know about the glasses and stuff. He had zero idea.
Just more proof everything about Phil's life is a fabrication. He doesn't like science fiction. Hell, he doesn't like games, much less the "retro classics". Idk how the fuck he ended up in the competitive SF scene. He probably grew up on cartoons and wrastlin' because he's a tard. Imagine being such a boring fucking vegetable that you have to lie about liking stuff like movie genres and video games, just to put out the illusion that you have the slightest bit of depth beyond drinking and talking about shit & cocks all day.
 
Guys, I've figured it out!! @itsthatanonmouse is really @Surly Muppet

Think about it.. Kiwi farms is still operating... Surly muppet posts here regularly.. I mean what other fucking proof do you need?!?

It's so simple, I can't believe we didnt figure it out before!! Just like Phil's bankruptcy passed, which means he couldn't have possibly spent an upper middle class American's annual salary on mobile games in his lifetime!! All the pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit now!

Also fuck you, surly muppet! Deceiving piece of shit!
 
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Luke 12:15 Then he said to them, “Watch out! mental ill detractor assholes are making shit up there is no drama and if I see anyone doing it here your gone .”

Exodus 22:2 ''Gatta say, people, this has been a very slow sermon, I need tips to pay my tax guy and money men at the temple this week, so any help please tip me''
"And I saw when the Kiwi opened one of the seals, and I heard, as if it were the noise of a goat laugh, one of the pigroaches saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a white horse, and he that sat on him had sweaty men jpegs, and a 5 star Hogan was given onto him: and he went forth pulling gacha, and to pull.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second pigroach say, Come and see.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take money from the wheelchairs, and that they should run gay ops on one another: and there was given unto him a platinum vest.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third pigroach say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of gamepads in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four pigroaches say, This game fucking sucks, and these donations are slow; and see that the developers go out of business.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth pigroach say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Dave, and Gout followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to beg for tips, and for cheers, and for subs, and for Youtube ad revenue."
The Four Pigroaches of the Goutpocalypse, Revelation 6:1-8
 
Honestly, fuck Anony and everyone that gives this piece of shit any kind of support. Go give a "tip" to your master.

Yeah, Phil is boring at this point, but it doesn't mean that any kind revelation from the Team Wheelchairs Super Secret Mod Discord will reveal anything, that we don't know.

It's all blatant and robust. Phil is a gacha addicted fiend, who doesn't hold any kind of positive value to the society (except maybe this thread).
 
A couple of weeks ago someone cheered with the "Tears in rain" speech from Blade Runner, and Phil had no idea what it was. "What the fuck are you talking about? Ohhh apparently that's some shit from Blade Runner? I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it."
Ive got a better one. He has no idea wtf They Live. Someone explained him the main gimmick with the glasses and he still had no idea what the hell is that. Even if people never seen it, like me, know about the glasses and stuff. He had zero idea.
i'm not a film buff by any meaning of the phrase but i have seen BOTH OF THESE MOVIES
jesus fucking christ
 
Phil's username in the Marvel: Future Fight mobile game is also TheyCallMeDSP so nice try with the lying about how 'it's so weird that they would pick that name, because I would never use that name.'
hasn't signed into marvel future fight for nearly a year, full whale account though

there's an account darksydephil but doesn't have anything on it and dormant for 4yrs

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Yep, this is the one I found earlier on. Exact same whaling there as in WWE Champions.
 
Honestly, at this point, I don’t know who’s dumber: Phil, or his whales.
While Phil is indeed a dumbass who lies so often he can't keep any of them straight, surely the whales are even bigger dumbasses because they either:

A: Believe these idiotic and often contradictory lies
OR
B: Have some dumbass gayops reasons for their whaling (like our pal OiC) and don't realise they are actually achieving literally nothing by doing so.

Either way, it's at least as funny as it is stupid. To me at least.
 
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