Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 293 45.4%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 353 54.6%

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Reverting to Ikea...to buy furniture for a house you are literally squatting in. God she is delusional
lmao @ "reverting". like oH nO i mUsT bUy tHiS cHeAp fUrNiTuRe iNsTeAd

instead of the what Luna? i mean, that's what "revert" implies, right?

on another note, who's ready for some totally not surprising developments on Papa Luna situation?
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the "meh" really adds character to this message. the verbal equivalent of shrugging. so much for crying and being SoOoOOo uPsEt on social media, huh?

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more on the front of completely unsurprising things: of course they hung up on her, knowing how she probably spoke to them.

who's willing to bet her mom was at an equal level of "high" as Tuna?
 
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So Luna's mom got clean, started using again with Luna and Lurch's influence, and now she has the audacity to bitch about her mom relapsing and being high around her when she's "trying" to be sober. Seriously, fuck Luna. Give me hats if you must but she has absolutely zero sympathy for anything and it's always so frustrating to see.
 
I’m amused her dad would rather his ex wife be there than her.
I'd bet anything that his ex wife is his medical contact, and likely named in his advanced directive and / or his POA in an emergency. Luna doesn't care any more because it's pretty clear he's not dying ("he might be getting better idk") and therefore she isn't getting that apartment right now - or ever, but in her delusions, she was about to get a cash windfall and a house.

As for lamenting her mom coming over - she buys from Lurch which means money for Luna's self medication Xanax. Ungrateful and two faced big bitch, pot calling the kettle black.
 
She's making a mountain out of a molehill because she wants asspats and donations. Period. I don't trust one word she says about her father.

Thank you! Cluster-b gonna cluster-b. The info about drugs and seizures and all the speculation here is interesting, no complaints, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if dude was like "I had a bad fall and it turns out I had a mini-stroke, need to run some tests, no visitors/phonecalls" or whatever. What we see here could easily be her interpretation of that.


Despite having pulled an identical squatting scam where ended up tossed out into the streets and losing "omg 90% of my belongings, pls send $", she is doing the same thing again and somehow believing the exact same thing isn't going to happen.

So she busys herself whining at Matthew to drag more trash into the house, thinking that this time no one will kick them out and that the electricity will magically stay on forever and not be shut off next month because eveey type of protection ends: both for covid, and because it is warm enough that the pipes won't freeze any longer.

And she will get less and less slack and breaks as she gets older and more haggard. I know we make fun of her bad makeup and flabby ass or whatever, but Luna is still cute next to your average poorly-aged 35+ junkie. The level of bs that people are willing to tolerate from her is only going to drop.
 
I've noticed she hasn't mentioned anything about his cat, and that it may be locked in his apartment with no food or water.

Are we sure he has a cat and no one is caring for it? I know it says not to intervene, but in that case someone really should call NYCACC. Luna being a heartless uncaring person shouldn't mean that poor cat has to die.
 
Are we sure he has a cat and no one is caring for it? I know it says not to intervene, but in that case someone really should call NYCACC. Luna being a heartless uncaring person shouldn't mean that poor cat has to die.
Sounds like Daddy Tuna’s ex-wife has medical POA and is running his affairs. She’ll be checking on the apartment regularly, if only to make sure Luna hasn’t taken up squatting there. If he trusts her with his medical POA, I think it can be assumed she won’t let his cat starve to death.
 
Sounds like Daddy Tuna’s ex-wife has medical POA and is running his affairs. She’ll be checking on the apartment regularly, if only to make sure Luna hasn’t taken up squatting there. If he trusts her with his medical POA, I think it can be assumed she won’t let his cat starve to death.
Thanks, that reassures me. Maybe I deserve the dumb ratings but I wouldn't want an animal to suffer because this drugged out idiot is too high to take care of it.
 
So Luna's mom got clean, started using again with Luna and Lurch's influence, and now she has the audacity to bitch about her mom relapsing and being high around her when she's "trying" to be sober. Seriously, fuck Luna. Give me hats if you must but she has absolutely zero sympathy for anything and it's always so frustrating to see.
Exactly, Luna and lurch took her mother’s bed, and were shooting up around her 24/7 for several years(?)all while she slept on the couch in her own apartment.

I don’t doubt that her mom was a shitty parent but that doesn’t negate how Luna has treated her as a grown fucking adult.

I also don’t believe mama tuna actually visited her or has had any contact with her recently , it’s most likely load bullshit just like her newfound ‘sobriety’. (Being benzo’d out on a daily basis hardly constitutes as sobriety, even if she’s abstained from her ~drug of choice~)

As for her dad, I’m sure there’s some half truths in there but lots of hyperbole/embellishment to drum up sympathy /e beg.
 
If dad is suffering and immediate family calls, I would think someone would give you some kind of info. Therefore I'm assuming this can be translated as: "I called the hospital sounding like an insane garbled whiny junkie and they weren't having any of my bullshit."

Luna wasted the time she could have spent with her dad and any opportunity to clean up crashing at his place. Junk is a waste of time and life. The world kept going by while you were high, and now your dad is in the hospital, idiot.

It wouldn't surprise me if her dad is on drugs too, but doesn't it seem a bit too on-the-nose that RIGHT when Luna is "getting sober" (on benzos) her dad is also having some big medical crisis and totally might die but also needs physical therapy (and is on benzos?)

Eta: agree it sounds like a stroke. Again, not defending dad (the whole family sounds like a mess) but I just don't buy her stories off the bat. She's "so scared u guise" and has no idea what's going on, but also knows exactly what drugs he's on and how much? Sounds sus
There are some very serious legal ramifications to giving out patient info in healthcare. Unless the patient has given express permission to give specific info out and provided a list of names or a password, staff can’t say anything. Even saying something like, “He’s not taking calls right now” confirms he’s there. The usual line is something like, “Due to HIPPA, I cannot give you any information. Why don’t you call him directly?”. Repeat variations of this until the caller takes the hint or you have to politely fake a disconnect. Often, a nurse will try to be more helpful than that...unless there there’s alerts on the patient’s chart to be suspicious.
 
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I’m curious how Luna knows he’s relapsed on benzos in the first place. It doesn’t seem like she’s actually seen him in the past month and unless he’s buying pills from Lurch it seems strange she’s so positive that’s what’s going on.

It does sound like he’s suffered some sort of stroke. He might have had a small one which started the confused behavior which Luna determined was a relapse. He might have had additional ones compounding the issue.

Luna’s dad has a long drug history and doesn’t strike me as a guy who would be babbling without a jacket not knowing where he lives because he ate some Xanax.

If I was Luna I’d certainly want to believe my dad had relapsed on drugs instead of facing the fact he might have suffered permanent brain damage via a stroke.

Christ, that’s as bad a two people meeting in a psych ward. I wonder if Luna’s dad had blood tests done? If some one I fucked on a stairwell at rehab turned up a few months later telling me they were pregnant I’d certainly question paternity
 
There are some very serious legal ramifications to giving out patient info in healthcare. Unless the patient has given express permission to give specific info out and provided a list of names or a password, staff can’t say anything. Even saying something like, “He’s not taking calls right now” confirms he’s there. The usual line is something like, “Due to HIPPA, I cannot give you any information. Why don’t you call him directly?”. Repeat variations of this until the caller takes the hint or you have to politely fake a disconnect. Often, a nurse will try to be more helpful than that...unless there there’s alerts on the patient’s chart to be suspicious.
Pro tip: If you’re trying to reach someone at a hospital and know that you’re not on the list, call and say, “Hi, I’m trying to reach ( ) and have reason to believe they might be at your hospital. I am (whatever you are to them). I know you can’t confirm this, but is it possible for you to take my name and phone number and pass it along?” I’m biased because i’m usually trying to reach clients in emergencies, but in my experience nurses will take your info down and help facilitate the call if that’s what the patient wants. Obvs this won’t help Luna since Dad seems to be avoiding her, but thought I’d share in case any other kiwis end up in a similar situation
 
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